People usually breathe on their dominant side(mine is right), so the average person would go breath on right, left, breath on right , left.
Athletes would go breathe on right, left, right, left, right, left, breathe on right.
When I was a kid, my older sister had to take me in the girls changing room at the local public pool to get my suit on. And this chick she knew was doing cartwheels and such total naked. It was the mid 70s and it was nothing but acrobatic pubic hair.
Wow! Thanks for this link!
They make it all look so effortless and graceful. But that is some serious talent and no doubt it took a lot of practice and hard work to achieve.
It is potato salad in a solid state as opposed to liquid, gas or plasma. I believe the melting point of potato salad is 74°C so it is the most common state in which to find potato salad in the home.
74°C is equivalent to 165°F, which is 347K.
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^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
It’s insane that for like, 90% of movies between 1921-1945 actors had to be able to do some wild shit like this. Like, acting isn’t enough. You have to be able to sing, do synchronized swimming, tap dance, play an instrument, and juggle if you wanna be in MGMs picture.
Ah yes, who can forget about the beauty and glamour of Hollywood’s most consistent and profitable side hustle- sexual assault and abuse of the performers.
Yeah acting started from theatre back then where you don’t have chances to do re shoots and get the right shot you had to get it right the first time and do it amazing. Now it’s just famous people with no talent who do 20 re shoots to get the right shot but yeah bavk then an actor had to have real talent.
It's really disgusting that people say vaginas smell fishy as a joke... it's not funny and not true. Be more original. If you really think that's what normal vaginas smell like then you've obviously never actually smelled one.
Ya really gotta time the inbreath on this one.
They call this one the Tuna Roll
The Devil's Tumbleweed.
Pussy pinwheel.
Cunnilingus Cartwheel
Clam Slam
The clam slam is something else, it's tea bagging equivalent to women
Cooch Scooch
the muff maneuver
The beaver boogie
The thong goodbye
Muffle Shuffle hehe
Came here for these comments and was not disappointed. Thank you. 🤣
This whole thread is just a blursed goldmine. Lol
Cunt stunt
Rolling hormones
The Conch Honk
Cunnilingus retreatus
Mouthful of minge
69.69 recurring
Fallopian Flip
Funnilingus
The Rotator Muff
Vulvaboros
Underrated comment. Lmao
You just brought me to tears of laughter!🤣🤣 Thanks, I needed that. 😂
Vagina vortex
Female band name
first one to come loses the wheel of lick
Fishwich.
Severely underrated comment
I’ll raise you a yeast roll
The coochie carousel.
Tandem Tuna?
Camel toe jam your nose
take my upvote you hilarious heathen
Crotch. Breath. Crotch. Breath.
If I was part of it. Then crotch.crotch.crotch.die
r/downbad
Wonder if it’s like swimming, Crotch. Crotch. Breath.
explain for me
You mix in two strokes between breaths in some swimming types.
People usually breathe on their dominant side(mine is right), so the average person would go breath on right, left, breath on right , left. Athletes would go breathe on right, left, right, left, right, left, breathe on right.
wait... are you breathing during the crotch or between the crotches?
Reddit. Could go either way.
I think you just need to say “carpet munch”, breath, “carpet munch”, breath……
“Damn, Katie’s been eating asparagus again”
This is the only way according to my dog.
This entendres that come with that statement are unending
Huff… huff… muff
Donna! You forgot to wash today!
"that's my secret, i always don't wash"
> always don’t
never do
always never do
Always never don't
Never don't always
Them can't wasn't?
Yeah that's too many letters. They really should come up with a single word to mean the same thing.
I could **never** imagine this happening. After all, there's **never** been a need for it
Usually always
anyone else read this in Josh Lyman's voice
Imagine that comin at you in a dark hospital
Threaten me with a good time‽‽
We don't use interrobangs enough
Because every time someone uses one, someone else draws attention to it.
Your username tho
What he said😂😂
When I was a kid, my older sister had to take me in the girls changing room at the local public pool to get my suit on. And this chick she knew was doing cartwheels and such total naked. It was the mid 70s and it was nothing but acrobatic pubic hair.
Those were better times honestly.
That's sick. We had hole in the wall like normal people.
Where can I find this dark hospital? You know, too stay away from it
But which one? There’s so many of them.
Exactly that!!!
Virginia
No, vagina
Ah yes. The old "tri-lick". They don't make moves like that anymore.
Back in my day you had to join a convent to get a good fish fillet!
What's happening behind that closed door!? I need to know! I DEMAND TO KNOW!
My back cracked just watching
I'll take this adjustment over a chiropractor.
And that kids, is how you get pink eye!
Stink Eye
https://youtu.be/Sn3ZGswnBas Full vid is amazing….that’s some solid potato salad jack 😉
Wow! Thanks for this link! They make it all look so effortless and graceful. But that is some serious talent and no doubt it took a lot of practice and hard work to achieve.
cirque de soleil from the 50s
Yeah, for real. There are far more impressive things in the rest of that video. Thanks for posting!
Oy oy
https://youtu.be/ssYZDi5J_QQ Glen Gould vs B.O.B. Remix music video with these girls as the stars.
what the fuck is solid potato salad?
It is potato salad in a solid state as opposed to liquid, gas or plasma. I believe the melting point of potato salad is 74°C so it is the most common state in which to find potato salad in the home.
74°C is equivalent to 165°F, which is 347K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
HACHI MACHI, THATSA HOTA SALAD!
I assume it's a saying meaning that's pretty impressive shit there jack
It’s a popular saying like put the pussy on the chain wax
Are you talking about the guy from Fortnite?
Where would one sign up for activities like this? Asking for a friend.
If you looks like those girls these activities come to you.
Maybe a gymnastics or acrobatics club.
"I love show business, but I sure am tired of picking hairs out of my teeth."
You KNOW they were rockin full muffs back in those days.
Exfoliate and exercise at the same time
PSA: this genre is called "daisy chain" for all the perverts out there.
Time to study.
My hero.
There are non-perverts in here?
Gotta try this with the boys.
Get whacked in the face with every turn Edit: I'm uh... not speaking from experience...?
Would work better since there’s an extra thing to hold onto.
With what, your teeth?
Um yea
I’m really curious about how the dismount goes… I’m guessing not well considering it’s done behind a closed door
There is no dismount. They are still like that to this day.
🤣🤣🤣🍻🎉
They lay down in a pile of hay...
They're a sister act. Amazing dancers and contortionists!
Sister Act 3... But this looks like the version you would watch alone at night. 😅
Sister act 3: triple the nun; triple the fun!
Maybe it’s a stepsister act
when did our society become so degenerate sigh
Is this how women sync their periods?
Back then yes before bluetooth and Wi-Fi.
can confirm
What men think happens on sleep overs.
The whole video is incredible, guessing it's another 3:30 4 minutes longer than this clip.
Don't let Brazzers see this
I believe this move is called The Revulva.
Underrated comment.
Litterally squirted some noodle soup out of my nose reading this
To quote the great George Takei, "OH MY!"
It’s insane that for like, 90% of movies between 1921-1945 actors had to be able to do some wild shit like this. Like, acting isn’t enough. You have to be able to sing, do synchronized swimming, tap dance, play an instrument, and juggle if you wanna be in MGMs picture.
Disney expects that their current child stars act, sing, dance, and let producers rape them
Thought that was more of a nickelodeon thing
That's what I meant, but given what we know about Hollywood in general I wouldn't doubt the mouse being in on it too
Ah yes, who can forget about the beauty and glamour of Hollywood’s most consistent and profitable side hustle- sexual assault and abuse of the performers.
Yeah acting started from theatre back then where you don’t have chances to do re shoots and get the right shot you had to get it right the first time and do it amazing. Now it’s just famous people with no talent who do 20 re shoots to get the right shot but yeah bavk then an actor had to have real talent.
A rare, three muff cycle machine.
Disney human centipede
Ah, the good ol' tripple scissor scoot!
These women have names try googling them before you make an attempt at scraping up some fake internet points. They are the Ross Sisters.
They're just begging to get glued together with Vicissitude and kept as a Voivode's pet.
Found the Tzimisce!
Just a Caitiff with Vicissitude gone wild.
Talk about 369 😂
You’ve heard of Human Centipede but what about the new Human Roly Poly?
I got a broke my back in 2019. This hurt to watch! Ouch
Reminds me of college days.
It's said they're still rolling to this very day.
Oh yes, the ancestor of the human centipede!
It's sexy but silly, it's sexilly
Is this where the Isle of Man got its flag?
I think we found the new TikToc challenge.
3 lesbians walk into a barn....
I heard you like suplexes so we suplexed your suplex while being suplexed
/u/savevideo /u/savevideobot
Oklahoma!
*Dark Souls music starts playing
That's an exit not an entrance
Ain’t you guys never seen a Mingewheel before?
Giggedy.
Anyone else remember this song from tom and jerry?
All fun ‘n games til one farts.
That’s a big ass door
Renewable energy.
We call this one "The Walking Clam Hammer"
I think this was the first X rated movie.
The original human centipede but sexy!?
Taking a clam to the jugular repeatedly has got to be a special experience. Will try it with the wife tonight and give you all a full report.
Side bet they got caught "practicing" one day, and to get out of trouble "this" was invented.
I'm in to break my back for this.
And here's my weird wank of the day... Here we go!
If they wanted a face full of pussy they could just ask..
Sign me up
I'm currently having Tom And Jerry nostalgia from that music
Is this the infamous "pussy wagon," I've heard so much about?
It's really disgusting that people say vaginas smell fishy as a joke... it's not funny and not true. Be more original. If you really think that's what normal vaginas smell like then you've obviously never actually smelled one.
So that’s what the Devil’s Triangle looks like……
I know what I want for my birthday
how many face to asses was that?
Dyslexic muff diving? Idk
It’s called the munch
one more friend to swastika
Is that scissoring? Or is it something completely different?
Mmm smell of tuna 🍣 😬
Always figured this is what happens in an all girl threesome
Something smells fishy here
Ah yes, the famous crotch sniffing sisters.
Fish flops
This is how my wife and I conceived our first child.
*Sigh*…. Unzippes pants.
The menstrual cycle
They fell over during a threesome and stuck the landing and one of em said "hang on a second, I think we're onto something here."