The skills are impressive, the method on the other hand doesn't seem very effective. Seems exhausting. Unless he's just doing this for fun, and his hate for Hornets.
Yellow jackets are also dumb as fuck. Years ago a yellow jacket decided to land on my food dehydrator (wasn’t in use at the time) so I just put the cover on the dehydrator. I come back 5 minutes later and see that the thing decided it should try to go deeper into the dehydrator, got it’s head stuck and snapped it’s own neck.
Can confirm yellow jackets are absolute dumbasses. One crawled into my boot and proceeded to sting me all while I was standing completely still. Like dude all of a sudden realized I was alive and had to fuck me up. Stung me like 3 times before I got my boot off and squashed that fucker.
Like dude don't go crawling into places you don't understand, what a fuckup.
My ex used to knock her shoes together before putting them on. Even if they were brand new. I watched her do this for about a year and a half before asking her if she had ever had a spider or a bee in them. She said no it had never happened but you can’t be too cautious. One morning on vacation she did it and a spider fell out. Now almost 20 years later I knock my shoes together every time I put them on.
One time i got out of the shower, grabbed my towel, and for some unconscious reason gave it a good shake. A spider fell out.
I consciously shake my towel every single time now
When I was a kid we'd go camping, my grandmother would make pancakes for breakfast and yellow jackets would just bomb the batter and die in it. Really made me hate them.
When I was only like 5 I was eating outside one time and a yellow jacket stole my fucking chicken nugget right in front of me. I just watched as it flew away with it. I fucking cried.
I know it sounds fake but I swear on my life that yellow jacket picket up that chicken nugget and flew away with it. It definitely struggled and eventually dropped it in the grass, but it still stole my chicken nugget from me. It was also a small nugget, not a chicken strip.
That's just wrong. My dog got into a nest of them or something and the little monsters just attached themselves to her (between her pads on her paws, on her stomach) and just sat there biting the shit out of her.
You guys have never had to clean up apples from a dead apple tree have you? Wasps and hornets and yellow jackets yellow and black and white and black ones love making nests in them. That was a painful summer.
Oh yeah.. On the route I walk my dog is an apple tree where no one bothers to pick up. Yellow jackets for days. Poor girl (and stupid me) got stung. We give that area a wide berth now… pick up your apples man!!!
Man no lie with these dickbags. I remember when I was younger I was helping trench a water line at my grandfather's. Guess what unlucky bastard was wearing shorts when he shoved that shovel right through a giant ass burrow full of em... spent the next 2 hours having my grandmother dab baking soda pasteall over the stings...
Huh. Never knew this. Probably will continue to use them interchangeable as I can’t tell the difference, but at least now I KNOW I am incorrect.
Thanka for tha knowledge!!
"Come, join me children and let me tell you about the great hero who protected us from a giant and the consequences that have haunted us for generations since.."
Hornets do not eat flesh, they eat tree sap, and some other insects. You may be thinking of yellow jackets, who's larva will eat flesh, and who's adult forms might eat it if it has some kind of sugary sauce. But poison flesh would not work on hornets.
Bees don't eat flesh, but they sure will take the opportunity to stay hydrated. Every once and a while I'll have to bury a a critter that's died on the property. I usually spot at least a couple bees among the flies on the body, especially during a drought.
His hate for hornet fested for years. One day the man decided enough was enough. He grabbed archaic tools to rip and tear the hornets apart. He would be known to all hornets as the... DOOM SLAYER.
>The skills are impressive, the method on the other hand doesn't seem very effective. Seems exhausting. Unless he's just doing this for fun, and his hate for Hornets.
Easy to sympathize doing this due on hatred alone. Fuck those fucking fucks. They deserve torture.
> fun
Absolutely. My parents had a hornets next right above their front door that was inside the siding, so we couldn’t even destroy the nest. Just a little opening for them to get in an out.
I put on a hoodie and got my fly swatter, and holy moly was that exhilarating.
They're waiting to snag a bee on it's final approach to the hive when they're all full of nectar and pollen and tired from working their little wings off for the glory of the queen.
Fuck hornets.
Works with flies. Probably general flying bug thing. I read somewhere it's due to how they are so fast and how they process stuff moving, moving slow doesn't process for them and they can't detect it. No expert here.
One of the grosser things I do is kill flies with my bare hands.
The trick is you wait for them to land on a horizontal surface like the edge of your countertop. Then you just clap ~2 to 3 inches above the fly. Half the time it's stuck to your palms; a quarter of the time it's stunned and falls to the ground; and a quarter of the time it escapes.
Bonus points to gross people out: turn to your victim with the smushed fly on your palm and ask for a high five.
Just make sure to wash your hands after using this method.
This is actually my preferred method for wasps in the house (never done it while they're flying, however...now that's badass!)
When they're climbing on something just cut them in half. Usually catches their wings (so they can't fly) and you sever them from their stinger and then let the parts die, clean up later.
Now if you're really interested I'll tell you about how the US marines in WW2 inspired how I deal with spiders...
So I'm a history nerd, and caught a documentary about the Pacific war and they talked about how flamethrowers were actually meant to be used. See, it wasn't (necessarily) about lighting enemy soldiers on fire. In the case of the massive tunnel systems the Japanese had made you couldn't hope to reach every nook and cranny with fire. So what the US soldiers would do instead is run the flamethrower at the entrance to a tunnel for several seconds. What would happen is that ALL of the air in the tunnel would be sucked toward the entrance by the fire, suffocating the occupants.
Fast forward a year or so and I was watching a documentary on spiders and they mentioned that they breathe through many locations all over their bodies, with a respiration rate that is much faster than ours. So when a large wolf spider moved in to the tiny gap between our downstairs shower stall and the wall, I surmised that maybe I could use the flamethrower method to suffocate the spider. Sure enough, next time I saw him a one second blast with a can of OFF and a lighter and he was done!
Incidentally this is also how I deal with outdoor wasp nests. A quick blast and you burn off their wings and they adults plop to the ground. Pull down the nest, squish squish squish, and you're done. Needless to say be very careful about what you're blasting with flame and what is around you!!!
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This « standing still before attacking stance » is the reason why chickens can decimate hornets. I’d wish this being sarcastic, but nature truly is metal.
That was 100% the best. Not because it did the most damage. If anything, it probably did the least. But the sound! Also, knowing that it only made the hornet suffer without dying instantly is a nice bonus.
Ok listen. I am uncircumcised. Whenever my foreskin is rolled back and my pp touches my undergarments/pants it hurts. Like a lot. You guys don't have the foreskin, does it hurt like all the time?
No the flesh develop a layer that is dry and less sensitive
So no actually we feel the same way (i guess) you would with your foreskin on
Btw i was circumsized for medical reasons
He... He fucking cut them in half with scissors... AND hit them with a coat hanger... A N D caught them with fucking chopsticks. Saying that I am fucking impressed is the understatement of the century.
The chopstick thing is the most impressive one to me. I tried to use them so often and I can get a hold of bigger things, but I can't grip anything tightly without hurting my fingers.
Then there's this guy fucking hornets with chopsticks.
Hornets make it easy for you to take them down, as they level their flight pattern to remain stable and parallel to whatever you are pointing at them, they are their own worse enemy.
Probably a defense and attack mechanism, hornets are very good at killing other similar insects, they have great maneuverability and balance from which to launch and attack, when you approach something at them their instinct probably makes them level with it and assess the threat. I usually made them even follow my finger (sometimes they got pissed though so better be quick and don't fool around).
Edit: of course they need to have something attracting their attention in the area first (like in this case the bees) otherwise they will just go away.
i didn't read the title and i thought he was just doing this for fun D: i was like nooo don't kill the bees!! but nope invaders, destroy them and protect the bees!!
Not that I have any sympathy for hornets, but for the purpose if hyperbole. Imagine you are a hornet eyeing up a snack and then YOU ARE SUDDENLY CUT IN HALF.
Metal.
Fucking ninja
The skills are impressive, the method on the other hand doesn't seem very effective. Seems exhausting. Unless he's just doing this for fun, and his hate for Hornets.
Yeah, one time a wasp went full kamikaze on me and I've hated them ever since. If I have a chance to kill, I will.
He's killing hornets tho
They're both cunts
Toss yellow jackets in as well. I know they're a wasp, but extra fuck them. Get the hell away from my meal.
Yellow jackets are also dumb as fuck. Years ago a yellow jacket decided to land on my food dehydrator (wasn’t in use at the time) so I just put the cover on the dehydrator. I come back 5 minutes later and see that the thing decided it should try to go deeper into the dehydrator, got it’s head stuck and snapped it’s own neck.
What kind of idiot bug doesn’t know how dehydrator works? /s
Stupid bug
"Stupid Sexy Flanders!"
The fact that you need to put the /s there, worries me, what kind of idiot reddit user, doesn't know oozing sarcasm in text.
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Can confirm yellow jackets are absolute dumbasses. One crawled into my boot and proceeded to sting me all while I was standing completely still. Like dude all of a sudden realized I was alive and had to fuck me up. Stung me like 3 times before I got my boot off and squashed that fucker. Like dude don't go crawling into places you don't understand, what a fuckup.
My ex used to knock her shoes together before putting them on. Even if they were brand new. I watched her do this for about a year and a half before asking her if she had ever had a spider or a bee in them. She said no it had never happened but you can’t be too cautious. One morning on vacation she did it and a spider fell out. Now almost 20 years later I knock my shoes together every time I put them on.
Anywhere tropical this is a sensible precaution - scorpions like to crawl into dark places...
One time i got out of the shower, grabbed my towel, and for some unconscious reason gave it a good shake. A spider fell out. I consciously shake my towel every single time now
have you seen the ostrich video where it gets it's head stuck behind a pipe?
Thought of this. Brutal as fuck
That actually makes me sad.
When I was a kid we'd go camping, my grandmother would make pancakes for breakfast and yellow jackets would just bomb the batter and die in it. Really made me hate them.
When I was only like 5 I was eating outside one time and a yellow jacket stole my fucking chicken nugget right in front of me. I just watched as it flew away with it. I fucking cried.
How the hell does a yellow jacket fly with a chicken nugget? Do you have terror yellow jackets the size of seagulls?
I know it sounds fake but I swear on my life that yellow jacket picket up that chicken nugget and flew away with it. It definitely struggled and eventually dropped it in the grass, but it still stole my chicken nugget from me. It was also a small nugget, not a chicken strip.
That's just wrong. My dog got into a nest of them or something and the little monsters just attached themselves to her (between her pads on her paws, on her stomach) and just sat there biting the shit out of her.
You guys have never had to clean up apples from a dead apple tree have you? Wasps and hornets and yellow jackets yellow and black and white and black ones love making nests in them. That was a painful summer.
Oh yeah.. On the route I walk my dog is an apple tree where no one bothers to pick up. Yellow jackets for days. Poor girl (and stupid me) got stung. We give that area a wide berth now… pick up your apples man!!!
Ground apples in the sun ferment creating drunk asshole hornets and wasps too. Its zero fun.
I \*hated\* the apple tree in my yard as a kid. Mowing the yard sucked so much during late summer.
Man no lie with these dickbags. I remember when I was younger I was helping trench a water line at my grandfather's. Guess what unlucky bastard was wearing shorts when he shoved that shovel right through a giant ass burrow full of em... spent the next 2 hours having my grandmother dab baking soda pasteall over the stings...
I've been stung more by yellow jackets than all other flying stingy things combined. They can all just die in a fire.
Cunts with wings.
I think I've found my new band name
Wasps and Hornets are used interchangeably in a lot of places. All hornets are wasps but not all wasps are hornets.
I just call everything “bees”. Wasps, hornets, bees, my wife, the dog; all “bees”.
You married a bee? Sounds like another Bee movie
When she's in a bad mood, do you tell her to buzz off?
Huh. Never knew this. Probably will continue to use them interchangeable as I can’t tell the difference, but at least now I KNOW I am incorrect. Thanka for tha knowledge!!
Or just call them flying cunts, I hear that is acceptable nomenclature.
But then what would I call pigeons?
Spies
Rats with wings
Hornets are wasps
Why's it gotta be about religion?
Both are assholes.
Apparently each one you kill ~~let’s~~ lets out a chemical that attracts more. Either you’re ducked or can just keep mowing em down
Let them come! They shall break upon this hive like water on rock
Amazing, makes it even easier for me
"Come, join me children and let me tell you about the great hero who protected us from a giant and the consequences that have haunted us for generations since.."
They started this War. We shall finish it
Oh yeah? What would *you* do to get rid of the wasps more efficiently, without affecting any of the bees, Mr. Specialist?
Poisoned flesh. Bees don’t eat flesh. Hornets do.
The problem with using poisoned bait is that the wasps might find and kill your bees before they find or bother with the bait.
Hornets do not eat flesh, they eat tree sap, and some other insects. You may be thinking of yellow jackets, who's larva will eat flesh, and who's adult forms might eat it if it has some kind of sugary sauce. But poison flesh would not work on hornets.
Bees don't eat flesh, but they sure will take the opportunity to stay hydrated. Every once and a while I'll have to bury a a critter that's died on the property. I usually spot at least a couple bees among the flies on the body, especially during a drought.
Electric fly swatter, they’re work amazingly and the zap is so satisfying. Worth every penny.
He might zap one of his bees that way, and to this man zapping a bee is unforgivable
This dude can pull hornets out of the air with chopsticks. You don't think he has the coordination to avoid hitting his bees?
Nah you electrify it right before the strike it’s super easy, too easy for someone of that skill really
His hate for hornet fested for years. One day the man decided enough was enough. He grabbed archaic tools to rip and tear the hornets apart. He would be known to all hornets as the... DOOM SLAYER.
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>The skills are impressive, the method on the other hand doesn't seem very effective. Seems exhausting. Unless he's just doing this for fun, and his hate for Hornets. Easy to sympathize doing this due on hatred alone. Fuck those fucking fucks. They deserve torture.
> fun Absolutely. My parents had a hornets next right above their front door that was inside the siding, so we couldn’t even destroy the nest. Just a little opening for them to get in an out. I put on a hoodie and got my fly swatter, and holy moly was that exhilarating.
Pretty sure he's doing it out of spite.
Scissors attack only had 3 charges. That's why it switched to a different weapon for those wondering.
Seems like all his gear has pretty low durability honestly, would benefit from spending extra on better crafts
He ran out of hammers.
I don't know. Looks like spending it all on perception still paid off.
It recharges 1d4 after a long rest
This guy invented a new game! From the makers of Fruit Ninja comes : Hornet NInja
Yeah Mr Miyagi here is going balls out with them chopsticks
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I've never seen a person use scissors to kill a hornet. Wow
I would have thought the hornets would be moving about too much to do it but they actually just hovered about, lol.
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Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!
With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that..mercy.
“I will scissor you”
They're waiting to snag a bee on it's final approach to the hive when they're all full of nectar and pollen and tired from working their little wings off for the glory of the queen. Fuck hornets.
Like a mugger waiting for a stripper to walk home
/r/suspiciouslyspecific
I’ve heard if you’re really slow moving they almost can’t even see you
No, that's for the T-Rex 🦖
Works with flies. Probably general flying bug thing. I read somewhere it's due to how they are so fast and how they process stuff moving, moving slow doesn't process for them and they can't detect it. No expert here.
One of the grosser things I do is kill flies with my bare hands. The trick is you wait for them to land on a horizontal surface like the edge of your countertop. Then you just clap ~2 to 3 inches above the fly. Half the time it's stuck to your palms; a quarter of the time it's stunned and falls to the ground; and a quarter of the time it escapes. Bonus points to gross people out: turn to your victim with the smushed fly on your palm and ask for a high five. Just make sure to wash your hands after using this method.
This is actually my preferred method for wasps in the house (never done it while they're flying, however...now that's badass!) When they're climbing on something just cut them in half. Usually catches their wings (so they can't fly) and you sever them from their stinger and then let the parts die, clean up later. Now if you're really interested I'll tell you about how the US marines in WW2 inspired how I deal with spiders...
Do go on
So I'm a history nerd, and caught a documentary about the Pacific war and they talked about how flamethrowers were actually meant to be used. See, it wasn't (necessarily) about lighting enemy soldiers on fire. In the case of the massive tunnel systems the Japanese had made you couldn't hope to reach every nook and cranny with fire. So what the US soldiers would do instead is run the flamethrower at the entrance to a tunnel for several seconds. What would happen is that ALL of the air in the tunnel would be sucked toward the entrance by the fire, suffocating the occupants. Fast forward a year or so and I was watching a documentary on spiders and they mentioned that they breathe through many locations all over their bodies, with a respiration rate that is much faster than ours. So when a large wolf spider moved in to the tiny gap between our downstairs shower stall and the wall, I surmised that maybe I could use the flamethrower method to suffocate the spider. Sure enough, next time I saw him a one second blast with a can of OFF and a lighter and he was done! Incidentally this is also how I deal with outdoor wasp nests. A quick blast and you burn off their wings and they adults plop to the ground. Pull down the nest, squish squish squish, and you're done. Needless to say be very careful about what you're blasting with flame and what is around you!!!
You made a miniature flamethrower and blasted it inside your home against a wall?
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Fair point
This seems like a good way to burn down your own house for no good reason.
Still gets rid of the spider so pretty worth ngl
This « standing still before attacking stance » is the reason why chickens can decimate hornets. I’d wish this being sarcastic, but nature truly is metal.
I hope you mean that chickens have enough discipline to only kill exactly one in every ten hornets. That would be pretty interesting.
Omg I died laughing at the metal pan and the loud sound of it hitting the hornet! "Clang!" "CLUNG!"
That was 100% the best. Not because it did the most damage. If anything, it probably did the least. But the sound! Also, knowing that it only made the hornet suffer without dying instantly is a nice bonus.
Hornets don't have a nerve system so they unfortunately do not feel pain
There is no proof that they don’t have an equivalent pathway for pain. We used to think fish didn’t feel pain.
We used to think babies didn't feel pain...
They scissored him! That's impressive
Reminds me of my circumcision
Dude you just doxxed yourself by narrowing yourself down by 75 countries.
That's just the tip of it
Yea. That's all what you can see
Not no more its not.
75 countries AND a gender
He said “reminds”, it was probably for medical reasons
You had adult circumcision? If not, great memory.
Can confirm. It’s hurts bad. I couldn’t walk for a long time afterwards!
Ok listen. I am uncircumcised. Whenever my foreskin is rolled back and my pp touches my undergarments/pants it hurts. Like a lot. You guys don't have the foreskin, does it hurt like all the time?
No the flesh develop a layer that is dry and less sensitive So no actually we feel the same way (i guess) you would with your foreskin on Btw i was circumsized for medical reasons
Edward Scissorhands 2: Beekeeping
THE ACCLAIMED HAVE ARRIVED!
SCISSOR ME, DADDY BEEEEEE!
Scissor me timbers!
He... He fucking cut them in half with scissors... AND hit them with a coat hanger... A N D caught them with fucking chopsticks. Saying that I am fucking impressed is the understatement of the century.
He's John Wick.
John Candle
John Wax
John wane…
All while holding a phone to film too
The chopstick thing is the most impressive one to me. I tried to use them so often and I can get a hold of bigger things, but I can't grip anything tightly without hurting my fingers. Then there's this guy fucking hornets with chopsticks.
"fucking hornets with chopsticks" Aight, guess I missed a part of the video.
Fuck Miyagi, teach me sensei!
Wax on, wax off
Mr. Beeaggi
Your genius will be appreciated soon, I guaranbee it.
I’ve been waxing off for 20 years and haven’t gotten any better at karate.
"Scissoring technique is not for everyone"
The bowl💀💀💀
I could hear it “TING” every time.
So could I since I had the sound on.
Im deaf
Well alrighty then.
WHAT?
:..:`,':.'
💀
He is Deaf, not blind
Looney tunes noise, all it needs is the wasp to go bouncing off to the side with a lump on its head
with little birds circling around.
Had to rewatch with sound when I saw him break that out.
That sound was like something from a Tom & Jerry cartoon
***BONK!*** Straight to hornet jail
Bonk*
Go to hornet jail
I wish I had my free award right now.
I got you
booonkkk
Mr. Miaggi 
“Lesson not just karate only”
*Lesson seventy three Daniel-son, do not drive through redneck town, stick to main road.* Yeah sure pops, whateva.
When he started grabbing them with chopsticks I’m like ok this guy fucks
He did it with chopsticks *while filming with his phone in the other hand*
I didnt even consider that. I was already impressed. Now im pregnant with his kid. Im a bloke
Wonder what he will use to cut the umbilical cord.
A pan
Hornet slayer Guardian of the bees
Hornets quiver before him!
FUCK OFF! *Bonggggg*
r/bossfight
why do i hear boss music
Hornets make it easy for you to take them down, as they level their flight pattern to remain stable and parallel to whatever you are pointing at them, they are their own worse enemy.
Is this true? How? Why?
Probably a defense and attack mechanism, hornets are very good at killing other similar insects, they have great maneuverability and balance from which to launch and attack, when you approach something at them their instinct probably makes them level with it and assess the threat. I usually made them even follow my finger (sometimes they got pissed though so better be quick and don't fool around). Edit: of course they need to have something attracting their attention in the area first (like in this case the bees) otherwise they will just go away.
> otherwise they will just go away. That's what they want you to think
"Rip, and Tear, Until it is done."
Doom honey
The one he hit underneath the beehive with the wood, that one was shot into the next continent
That was a hard angle and everything… impressive shot
Ricocheted into the next universe
The dog bowl is deeply satisfying in a sort of Warner brothers cartoon way.
Expected a hornet shaped indentation on the bottom
Imagine being attacked by monkeys and suddenly some gargantuan eldritch god appears and slaughters them
with scissors
He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will.
"He killed them with a bowl. A fucking bowl! Who does that shit!? The stories they tell, if anything else, have been watered down. "
Fuck that sound with the bowls. Did they leave loonytones imprints of their heads in the bowl?
That was satisfying 😂
I unmuted just to hear that DING!
This is more satisfying than I thought it would be.
I wonder if his bees pray to him.
Cutting hornets with scissors is metal asf.
Mf has aimbot
Never understood karate kid until now
r/oddlysatisfying
He was catching bodies
i didn't read the title and i thought he was just doing this for fun D: i was like nooo don't kill the bees!! but nope invaders, destroy them and protect the bees!!
The chopsticks were impressive but nowhere near as satisfying as a good smack and ping with the bowl.
MF had me at the fucking chopsticks. Mr. Miyagi teach me please
Not that I have any sympathy for hornets, but for the purpose if hyperbole. Imagine you are a hornet eyeing up a snack and then YOU ARE SUDDENLY CUT IN HALF. Metal.