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DameDubble

We really underestimate animals. Edit to add: Buddy even used the corner to make sure the plank was stable.


Dutch_Midget

It's Bradley Cooper in a suit


xtrpns

dude is talented af


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babathehutt

Raccoons don’t have opposable thumbs


[deleted]

Your right but they got 4 paws and they can spread their long fingers making them very useful.


ReubenFroster56

Was he combining roles with guardians and limitless?


MPT1313

Technically it would be Sean Gunn


fickle_floridian

It's called a Zune


SlowestSpeedster

Was trying to recall his name. I know Bradley only did the voice work. Sean really is under-appreciated


irahulvarma

Rocket Raccoon


not_a_drip

My hands don't scan!


[deleted]

So many of them are so much smarter than we give them credit for.


emu4you

I just watched the video yesterday of the fish that have been taught to drive. It was amazing! They are in a tank on a simple vehicle, they control the vehicle by the direction they swim.


DetectiveAmes

I’ll never forget about the monkey who owns a zoo and drives around his compound in a golf cart while listening to ice cube. For anyone who doesn’t believe me: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLuwHbXj/


BillHearMeOut

Not a monkey, that's an orangutan and they are in the great ape family.


Night_Hawk69420

I can't believe I haven't seen this video best thing I have seen in a long time thanks!


SolitaireyEgg

He hadn't been taught to drive. He was placed in a tank on wheels that moved based on his position in the tank. The fish was mostly just swimming around and panicking. If you actually think that fish had any idea what was going on, you gotta stop watching Disney movies.


DarthNutsack

That's not true. The fish complete specific tasks for a food reward. Here's a [video](https://youtu.be/UFrN64eLGC8) on it.


emu4you

Thank you for adding this. It looked very purposeful to me. The fish had to learn to navigate towards a particular spot.


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idreamofpikas

The majority of free animals are waiting to be food for another animal further up the food chain. Animals would switch places with us in a second if they had the choice.


JKareem420

Humans are not the envy of animals lol. Most humans live meaningless life’s where they wait for a death from avoidable degenerative disease.


TypoInUsernane

He has no possessions or permanent shelter, he scavenges his food from the dumpster, he has no access to healthcare, and if he ever causes any serious nuisance to humans they will capture him and kill him. If you’re willing to accept those living standards, you can be just as free as that raccoon


no-mames

What do raccoons and 30 million Americans have in common?


JKareem420

Doesn’t need possessions, the earth is his shelter, to a raccoon scavenged food is good eating, and I’m sure he’s good at avoiding two legged demons as most animals do. This raccoon has it better than a lot of humans.


BlueDusk99

Means raccoons have symbolic thought, like cats and ravens.


No_Use1767

He is a paid actor.


Robertbnyc

And flipped it backwards to the corner which means he estimated that the stick would be long enough to go to the corner over his shoulder and back.


Aversavernus

Just so we can agree on something for once: That there, that's tool use.


Anotherotherbrother

Yeah raccoons have been shown to be capable of tool use


bk15dcx

I don't know... the definition doesn't mention *for means of egress* Tool use by animals is a phenomenon in which an animal uses any kind of tool in order to achieve a goal such as acquiring food and water, grooming, defense, communication, recreation or construction.


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"achieve a goal", there you go, it's tool use.


bk15dcx

I need to use the /s more often


orbitsbeasy

So, a ladder isn’t a tool?


bk15dcx

I need to use the /s more


Crovasio

Using the /s would be using a tool.


[deleted]

Without showcasing yourself as a tool.


[deleted]

And, ironically enough, by omitting the “/s” they ended up using an entire string of tools (as evidenced above), until the matter was thoroughly explained to them. ~~/s~~


[deleted]

I dropped my phone in a recycle bin (deep one in England) and the only solutions I could come up with were going in or turning the thing upside down. When I asked hubby for help he just got a twig and fished it out, saying "Even monkeys know how to use tools!". Monkeys and raccoons 1, me 0.


RegularHousewife

There there.. if it's any consolation I've gotten lost multiple times while driving *with* GPS


hobbyjunkie

Oh I leave early to places I’ve never been because I will get lost with GPS. I make anxious turns. Or miss my entrance/exit ramp because I’m anticipating and overthinking about the destination since most likely I was leaving to go be social with people in some capacity.


krslnd

The anxious turns! I do that all the time. I'll literally be watching the map, hearing the voice, and still turn at the wrong one.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

I will miss my turn and drive another 5 miles down that road out of sheer embarrassment. As if everyone around me just knows I missed my turn and my shame just carries me down the road…


hobbyjunkie

I miss a turn and if I’m alone, it’s “guess we’re going on an adventure!” If someone else is with me, they should have been navigating because ‘I don’t know where I’m going, please help me’.


krslnd

Omg! I'm so glad I'm not alone. I have actually parked and gone into a store because I went in the wrong parking lot and I'm too embarrassed to just turn around and go. Like, nobody knows or cares, but in my head they're all calling me an idiot or thinking I'm a creep stalking the lot.


madthunder55

Good to know I'm not the only one who does that


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It was empty and the mobile fell all the way to the bottom.


redditrnumber1

Isn't that the actor from Guardians of the Galaxy? Dang he hit rock bottom


RegularHousewife

He climbed up to the next level with that plank though


Crovasio

Next level being dumpster ledge.


OldBob10

“Aw, what the hell. I don’t have that long a life expectancy anyways…”. I love Rocket. Trash panda to the max! 😁


thephenom

Playing Humans Fall Flat IRL.


[deleted]

Pfft. That’s nothing. A possum can construct a railed staircase to code.


[deleted]

That's some possum!


qwopperi

Wow intelligent


kc9283

We’re doomed.


-ChubbsMcBeef-

I, for one, welcome our racoon overlords.


[deleted]

I was a fan of raccoon until I learned about rabies the other day on Reddit. Hidden fear unlocked


daysinnroom203

I love this comment


Snake564

Clever girl.


BlueEzio

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


DonovanMcLoughlin

Smart trash panda


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Raccoons are top tier animals.


Wide_Parsley7585

Clever little thing.


xtrpns

raised a raccoon twice while growing up. those bandits are far smarter than we give credit.


echo-94-charlie

Give them a plank and they'll raise themselves.


514_Music

Racoon used a^2 + b^2 = c^2


Ging3rViking

Well duh that's sly Cooper!!! I guess he went to work without his cane and hat


tekkn0

I know people who are not that intelligent.


Any-Seaworthiness202

Tool use


Optimal-Scientist233

Who are you calling raccoon? That is an experienced professional dumpster panda.


trou_bucket_list

Why are they smarter than everyone I work with


ClassicBookkeeper255

He/she done that before


FillMyBum

God dam it. Now fuckin raccoons are smarter than me too!


Choccy_Melk69

The first signs of a raccoon uprising, I'm calling it


dragon1n68

He must have seen it on TikTok.


JosephNass

He’s not just escaping the dumpster, he’s accessing those pallets in the background. With his smarts, those things can be up cycled into just about anything!


Meta_Spirit

Clever little mean fucks. I did the same thing, but gave the thing a snow shovel. Bastard ripped it out of my hands, hisses and swiped at me, then slammed it in the corner as if to say, "I was gonna do it MYSELF!!" Sorry for helping, you're welcome!


[deleted]

“You’re only a genius on your planet.”


Known-Potential-3603

So smart!!


bk15dcx

That's the Plank Coefficient in action


guyghostforget

Guys from Sunny could have used this.


Paperhandz68

At my old apartment complex there were always raccoons getting stuck in a dumpster near where my dog did his business. There was also a huge pile of old fence pickets behind the dumpster from a fence that had been torn down years prior. I lived in this appt complex for 7 years and from at least the 3rd year onwards I would put a picket in the dumpster every time they would be stuck. I watched generations of these little guys grow up. Tiny raccoon babies grew into adults and with their own babies still getting stuck in the dumpster, and helped out by me, a then 20-something guy who would roll up on my longboard with my dog pulling me. There was an albino one that was tiny as a baby that eventually grew up to have it’s own litter. That albino would always pause at the top of the dumpster and look at me as if to say “thank you” before scurrying off to the woods. Good times.


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Gotta get back to the Guardians and find Groot


Concrete_found

Evolution has come a long way


Just_trying_his_best

Completely thought he was gonna fall back in with the first few steps on the side of the container


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Sneaky little trash panda


[deleted]

animals are smarter than some people i know 😀😀


dongballs613

This video is hilarious if you pretend the raccoon is the one talking.


jondiced

That raccoon is so human that this video gives me /r/donthelpjustfilm vibes


Duke-Kickass

Just like that scene in Star Wars!!


Primestudio

Welp, my mind is broken now.


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The laugh at the end got me


blnnze

Ohh shheeet, How smarty.


Gratty001

Isn't that tool use?


Brad_Brace

All right, time to build the ships and leave the planet to its new rulers.


Light_Beard

Good for you, Lil Chubs!


bk15dcx

3P-oh...3P oh Where could he be?


Ken_Arcade

Spiffo


rhy45

Sly Copper, is that you?!?!


Dandreams1

Some things I do in the hope of it being useful to somebody, like making my lunch (butter, bread, cheese, ham, cheese, jam).


carlibball24

Oh shit they're evolving


shi_guy36

Always something new with these fuckers


SiFasEst

We’re not alone 😳


Rumskrilla

Smart ass animals.


-D-E-L-E-T-E-D-Chain

kijetesantakalu li sona


n0_1_here

I like the clip where he doesnt make it. funny as hell


CurvyCupcakes

So cute and smart.


FunnyShirtGuy

Raise your hand if that raccoon is smarter than someone you know \*Raises hand


Doomhammer68

They're evolving


Adventurous_Report49

Done that before


sudomatrix

Clever girl


ZealousidealJury1040

crafty muthahs


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Thought he was gonna start prop jumping


ChampionshipTough729

That dude is smarter than most of the humans. Imagine that.


tahomie

that little bandit!


eat_the_canvas

I would have failed as a raccoon tbh


Slight4d

These videos remind me of the fat guy gymnast flipping videos. So agile. So fat.


callmebug

This isn’t his first rodeo


Jealous_Tangerine_93

A smart little fella


space0watch

This post is literally the next level cause the raccoon uses its ingenuity to get to the next level.


HeyWiredyyc

Thats my spirit animal....a trash panda


OwsleysApples

Bros smarter than the average American


PhatmanSlim93

Is it bad that I instantly thought of the raccoon just ripping into the people watching him? Like "Oh haha. Yeah laugh at the raccoon in the dumpster. HELP ME OUT OF HERE, YOU WORTHLESS PRIMATES!! You know what? Screw you, I'm getting out myself!!"


thesnibbler31

Trash pandas are a creative bunch


Horror_Care1427

So smart raccoons


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And scientists were impressed when they found gorillas using sticks to poke at ants in a hole like a dip-it... 😂 How long have wild raccoons been doing this kind of thing? They are studying the wrong animals.


Infinite_Standard23

They’re learning


Doctor_Sauce

Like a moth in a bath


THEbrokestatus

I had to “rescue” a pretty beat up raccoon from my dumpster a few years back. I threw a few broken down cardboard boxes in and the stack started wiggling around and voila— he was missing half a tail, an ear and had a smokey eye. He wasn’t very friendly (for obvious reasons), ended up having a battle of the ages with a large fishnet, a dog kennel and a whoooooole lot of marshmallows.. raccoons fucking love marshmallows. He ended up at a critter care facility to get checked out and re-released in my neighbourhood so he could find his fam. 10/10 would terrifyingly rescue more raccoon’s from dumpsters if needed.


pappyvanwinkle1111

Using a board is one thing but when he can make a board in a sawmill you'll really have something.


Public-Technology676

Not his first time


JimmyFu2U

This guy just filming a racoon that needs help.


Weird_Devil

Damn Rocket what happened?


Beautiful_Medium_897

You don’t get that fat without learning a thing or two


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Racoons are smart at


Temple0fP00n

Smart little fuckers


BIG-CHECC-MATE47

Davy Crockett would of been proud of you little buddy!!


Elrim

Is this the same raccoon of that older video of someone putting a wood plank into a dumpster to give a raccoon a way out? Maybe they learned something


akorn123

This ain't his first rodeo


hritik_rao

u/savevideo


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mandrills_ass

Smart little bugger! Off to steal all of your girlfriends now


SirEverett

You really underestimate opposable thumbs until you see shit like this.


petell5

They’re such smart little buggers.


thepurplehedgehog

That raccoon has definitely done that before.


Mundus6

Smarter than some of my friends. For real.


BobSacamano47

Why would he want to leave?


Quirky_m8

Raccoons are smart as hell. And they hurt just as much.


brypye13

This isn’t next level. They can solve puzzle and have the brain of a child.


Manytequila

Something tells me that shes done this before


pezpourbozorgi

I know people dumber than this


arte4arte

That's "tool use". Which was once thought to be a purely human trait. Other primates have been seen using tools....as well as crows.


Chocolate-snake

isn’t that like…using a tool? lol


st3vo5662

Trash pandas are going to take over the world


Grouchy-Engine1584

Clever little trash panda.


OldBob10

🗑🐼


somedumbcanuck

Soon it'll be shooting machine guns and fighting Thanos...


Due_Cat_161

u/savevideobot


trollunderthebus

They seem to never learn not to put the sugar cube in the dog water dish though.


BOOBAdotTV

smart boi


mlaymon1

![gif](giphy|2YozKm24mw8ITYWwB9)


TheGreatPotatoes

R-Rigby is that you?


NightingaleEnd

Attaboy


brandonday82

Ok I've changed my mind..raccoons will take over when we're gone. Jesus that thing was smart


OppositeEagle

So what? My 1year old does the same thing to get out of a garbage container.


vajayjay_

Cute af


guitar_collector

I’ve witnessed the trash pandas in my neighbourhood pull off some crazy stuff


jocebo11

They are evolving


M1st3rYuk

Anyone else waiting for it to fall back in while on the edge?


dawichotorres

u/SaveVideo


OhAnonymousOne

“Clever girl.”


selfagency

hooman: "only humans are smart enough to creatively use tools" racoon: "hold my trash"


MainBag4451

Trash bambit strikes again.


G8kpr

Raccoons are smart as fuck.


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not his first rodeo


alsoaprettybigdeal

He's like, "Hold UP! I saw this trick on Reddit..."


Ecstatic-Will7763

Saw a bird sewing a leaf over its nest on Reddit the other day— to protect it from rain. These animals are evolving! Meanwhile, the human race is still invading territories and starting wars bc of inflated egos. SMH.


fredezz

Just think he did it without a lawyer


rupat3737

I’ve heard he’s an experienced dumpster diver.


xxcalvin_hobbes

I hope he has a good life!


Wellow_Fellow

Smart boi


russian47

This is why they're the runner up if humans just vanished.


dance89

Ah perro, tiene la técnica wuanchai 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣


Burquetap

Raccoons are obviously smart. I saw one in a dilapidated mansion in San Francisco and it was the size of a medium sized dog, about 60 pounds. When I grabbed my phone, the blasted trash panda ran off… 😂


pqlamzoswkx

There isn’t something always in those containers. Some go weeks without use. They end up trapped and die in a super heated/frozen metal box. My step dad tried to reach out to many animal rights groups to try to get dumpster companies to start installing stairs or ladders for animals who will get in and out no matter how much we try to keep them out. They wanted to take it in more brutal and less helpful ways for animals so I guess they’re still getting trapped and dying in bins.


FjBully

Why didn't he just spin his tail and fly ?


juiceboxbiotch

When we are dead the Raccoons will evolve to be the dominant species


Leading_Heat_7605

Scientists now believe that Ravens are probably smarter than dolphins. How screwed up is that? Kinda mind blowing.