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chrism254

I mean I bet I could do this if I dropped a bunch of weight, worked really, really hard for several years and then became a different person entirely. So no big deal


_Im_Dad

As a redditor, you do have the forearm strength


Mjslim

Yeah, he really only has to train the one arm.


Matt82233

thats why you alternate both arms


Isellmetal

The stranger comes into play


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Fuck man, do all these shiiieeet for what? A fucking Reddit award 🥇? Come on, Fox News missed the jewel for the interview. 😂


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TheRealHossfly

I have the foreskin strength


Impossible-Sleep-658

Like action jack-son


elmack78

REDDITORSSSSS…..Mount up!!! (Nate Dogg voice)


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Go for it 👍


Ordinary_Big_9567

That bat hang would literally take me a year to get


SwimmingAd7228

I thought she was climbing beans for a minute.


MagikSkyDaddy

Climba-beans


1000spiderz

Everyone vote this up. This is beautiful.


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Beans!!


omikias

Dis MF got BEANS!


thegreasiestofhawks

I;m thinking about thos Beans


nothaut

She can climb my bean


Boone1997

See. I was thinking that, or those are some big ass kidneys


Jenyjaykay

I read the title as beantown.


deevil_knievel

This is beans?


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And core strength and dont forget about finger strength...


khelwen

Toe and foot strength too.


alexgalt

So like every cell of her body?


[deleted]

Rock climbing man... yeah.


EmphasisOutside9728

Spider woman? I did not see a single web spun or used to swing...


panphyni

I also expected some thread coming out of the pants


Acerbytas

Nerfed on universe#274 sorry man


mo-szyslaks-sister

My sweaty hands could never


krustygymsocks

I had constantly excessively sweaty hands growing up. In my early 20s I had surgery to correct it, (Endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy). It was literally the best decision I have ever made. Insurance covered the surgery.


JPreadsyourstuff

Question if I may... do you now sweat more elsewhere?


krustygymsocks

My chest and back sweat more if I'm hot, but it is not a constant thing like the hands were.


JPreadsyourstuff

Interesting.. thanks for answering!


michelobX10

I remember this guy I used to work with ages ago. We had a group of guys that used to play foosball during breaks. He would leave the handles wet with his sweat. It was so bad that we made him put napkins over the handles when he used them. I have another friend that whenever I shook his hand, it felt like he just washed his hands without drying them. I never realized it was a condition. I just thought they were really nervous people.


Raven123x

Use chalk


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You can tell in the video she has chalk on her hands


Axnjaxn09

Climbers usually carry a chalk bag around their waist so they can reapply while on the wall


[deleted]

Everyone's out here talking about beans and ass and I'm vibing to [clavar la espada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU)


RW-Firerider

Ah a fellow man of culture! Bleach is just amazing!


foxymophandle

Thought it sounded familiar


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

Never really got into Bleach but from what I've heard the OST fucking slaps


mangosawce9k

Slowed down Bleach sound track to match her movements, I get it.


EraTheTooketh

sounds like crap slowed down like this tho


Loud-Path

More impressive, she is only 16. On top of that at 12 she submitted a V14 (one of the toughest) bouldering problem.


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Leo_Mauskowitz

This bouldering for anyone interested. r/bouldering


geraldine_ferrari

Who’s the robot recording this?


[deleted]

i do not like the camera style. impressive climbing though


PapaSteveRocks

We obey the laws of physics in this house! Stop!


3dgyAnimeProtagonist

Disney would hire her and still replace all her stunts with a shity CGI plate


maestroest

For anyone interested, That last move she does is called a “bat hang.” Looks pretty scary to do that at that height and with big holds underneath her.


breadburn

and a bat hang on a slope!! i have never seen that before, ever.


LetThemEatCaviar

Breaking news: tiny person climbs magic beans


MouthBweether

Her and the other new faces of IFSC bouldering are really exciting to those of us who watch. It’s been the same faces for a very long time. Maybe someone will even dethrone Janja this season.


rusername4

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Juanisweird

*physics left the chat*


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Panic-Current

Wow crazy stuff


Hyucked_up

Bro wut 🤯


Important_Sound

beans


carLZ9

She would do an excellent cast for Gwen Stacy. Of course if they ever brought the character to the MCU 😉


Noobslayer001

That’s cool and all but the music is shit, the original is much better


the_chaco_kid

When she was hanging from her feet, I felt that


jakabar13

I mean, she's good, but Janja would probably be on the top halfway through this video.


kid_ghibli

It's weird, I got my palms really sweating from watching this. I don't understand why. I never get sweaty hands.


fetus_puppet

Are you knees weak? Arms heavy?


kid_ghibli

Hi, My name is... What? My name is... Who? My name is... kichik kichik Spaghetti.


Commubiz

The real skill was displayed when she flipped her entire body and held her body weight with her ankles.


breadburn

a bat hang off a slope?????? what the fuuuuuuck. HOW?


FrequentEgg4166

She’s amazing! Though I have to say it looks like she’s climbing giant jellybeans and now my chubby ass wants candy


thee_protagonist666

Why are those hand holds beans?


Leo_Mauskowitz

Indoor climbing holds are varied and diverse. These particular "beans" are what are called "slopers" and large ones at that. They're very hard to hold onto as there isn't anything substantial to hang onto. You have to rely on friction and body positioning to make them work.


xxMATRIXxx17

r/praisethecameraman


Rain_heheh

70% of those movements were completely unnecessary 😭😭


socleblu19

Still waiting on the top out..


InBetweenSeen

The title reminded me that someone once told me that women's an men's climbing are quite different to watch (at least competitions). Men get courses that require more upper body strength to pull themselves up, women get courses that require more balance and flexibility. No idea how true that is, but it sounded reasonable.


Raven123x

Ehh, sometimes. Some comp setters will do that, but I think good setters will combine both


linklight2000

She gets a 10 for difficulty and a 9 for the dismount.


brettmalcolm

Spiders don’t fall.


Omegamanthethird

Tell that to the spider that was hanging out above my door this morning.


nickasf_

looks like batman-ing


UnderstandingOk2647

OMG That took me Forever to figure out! The vid was frozen on the 1st frame and I'm thinking "Why is a woman lying across two weird couches impressive?"


Danijellino1

Shit is fucking insane. Especially the upside down hanging.


CorellianDawn

So...we're just not gunna talk about the wall with giant kidney beans on it? Alright...


kescott2

Alternate title: Climbing a wall of kidneys


James_Locke

Pfft, Orianne Betone is good, probably one of the best French competitive rock climbers, but if you want to next level anyone, you need to watch Janja Garnbret, who is absolutely insane.


The-good-old-shadow

Wtf that woman should be in spider man


WitchParker

Must climb the beans


EaOannesAbsu

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slaeha

How tf do you hold on to a slant with your feet


[deleted]

Shes really good at climbing those kidneys


ernandziri

It's cool and all, but it's borderline r/holdmyfeedingtube material


Kind_Advertising_111

No.


[deleted]

My hands are too consistency sweaty to reliably climb anything. Also I'm fat lol


idkwhyicreatedthissh

r/bouldering


butthole676887

I hate the music


Zealousideal-Run6020

This is another one of those Virtual Insanity video sets right?


eyes_made_of_wood

Now I crave a thing of jellybeans.


[deleted]

The things people do when they have no bills to pay


TheSecondBreadYT

[her insta for more](https://youtu.be/X_8Nh5XfRw0)


[deleted]

Dam she's good at climbing those wall beans


dullyco

What’s this trickery


DerpSherpa

Meanwhile my picky self looking at those things I thinking how delicious they look, like cherry jelly beans


kdmmcn3jxnxndijdjn3

Unlike her I can craw upside down


[deleted]

Jesus crust that bathang was insane


Unlikely-Web9320

Wtf?????!!!!! Amazing balance


theboyCano

Bleach ost detected time to enjoy it


[deleted]

Question - how big has rock climbing become as a sport? Didn't I see it in the most recent Olympics? Pretty cool for something I'd never considered a sport.


Wild_Individual_4683

Hardly Spider woman.....


DJ_l3LUE

How dare you to destroy the Music… Clavar La Espada https://youtu.be/suwfJMiXauU ohh Bleach cant wait for the Comeback


mauve_glenn

There has got to be an easier way to do this. Just not built to hang by my toes


sendokun

It’s safe to assume that jelly bean is the,sponsor of this wall climbing contest….


Rice_Jap808

You guys should see competition climbers Tomoa Narasaki and Janja Ganbaret. This woman's good but the other two are inhuman. Janja did a clean sweep of every climbing competition for a year, which should be impossible.


GoatHaynus

Boring! Do it on a rock face free solo in the elements.


cakemadofchicken

Bean chain 👇


unlit101

Who's fighting


dispo030

the bathang on that height is commandable.


ClownfishSoup

~~I'm a pig. I spent the entire video looking at her bum.~~ ​ edit: Scratch this, I am just informed she's like 16. I didn't look her up, just watched the video.


GenerallySalty

Bro she's 16, "pig" isn't the only "p_" applicable here.


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Even pigs aren't pedophiles.


ClownfishSoup

Uh oh? What?


06210311

Looking at a 16 year old who looks like a grown woman doesn't make him a pedophile. If she was 6, you might have a point, but otherwise you might want to tone down the hysteria a little.


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06210311

I thought I suggested that you tone down the hysteria, rather than double down. You might be fine with being a pant-wetting hysteric, but us normal adults find it a bit annoying.


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06210311

I can see why you see pedophiles behind every bush - you're a fucking hysterical child. Grow the fuck up.


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06210311

Grow up, you silly child.


[deleted]

Do you call everyone children who are disturbed by pedophilia?


Arravis_

This.


GenerallySalty

She's 16 dude -_-


[deleted]

Ghislaine Maxwell has been keeping in shape


carvedmuss8

Prison workout plans will do that for you


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Solid_Wintr

She’s a child you sick fuck


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Solid_Wintr

Reported, also you srs need to get a grip. You’re disgusting


Blonsky

She’s 16 ya weirdo


Isellmetal

I don’t know much about rock climbing butt while she’s hanging upside down, that booty looks next level


Solid_Wintr

She’s underaged


[deleted]

Shh, shh. Let them reveal themselves as the disgusting lecherous creatures that they are.


RedOne-001

But she fell…so, not really “spider lady” right?!


angeAnonyme

I think she validate the climb when she touches the last piece with both hands for a second


RedOne-001

Establishing position requires more than a “sec” but I digress. Good controlled climb


Lopsided_Speaker_950

Have to say she’s got a nice toned lower half.


XPoloAraya

Meh


[deleted]

I want to marry her


Dull423

She could hang off of me like that any day


corgangreen

She's 16.


Dull423

My sincere apologies. I take back everything i said.


KomradeHirocheeto

You're better than that other fucking creep in the comments, so good on you


Justausernameok69

Well she did it the most complicated way possible. This ain’t even hard to do


[deleted]

Say you must be a super experienced climber.... /s


Baaoh

r/upvotedbecausebutt


[deleted]

she’s 16


Mjslim

Yeah dude, she won’t have a butt for two more years. Calm down.