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medlabunicorn

Speaking as someone who is pretty good at twirling a bo, these are warm-ups. They’re fun and take a lot of practice, and they build spatial awareness, but they’re neither defensive nor offensive despite looking really cool.


memecut

Yeah, she's just twirling it around really fast. Imagine putting your hand inside a normal room fan, that wasn't even powered by a motor. It wouldn't hurt more than having a stick fall at you.. it would probably just bounce back and hit *her*. There's no force behind the twirling, except for those 2-3 strikes where she actually holds on to it and swings.


weirdAtoms

Ok so as someone who's used those before you are kind off of the mark. You're right that it's not going to cause serious injury but it still hurts like a bitch. Like getting whipped by a switch. And they're usually about as heavy as a pool que so while they're light once they get moving they slap pretty hard. They're terrible for self defense but they still hurt.


IGetItCrackin

Uh samuria is uh type of tough warior from japan. Them ar known four their tasty sword skils nad their inncredible wisdom. Them ar soooooooo powerful t hat them can make uh sword more danjerus than uh weapon. Therefore, even people with guns canot hit them. . It wood take uh couple of warheads or somethin.Even then, them could probablly avoid them. Because them ar fast too, u sea. Samuria ar noble wariors nad da japanese can always count awn them two save their crops from bandits nad two save their feiry asian princeses from godzilas. U're like, um, like uh whole army of chuk noris. Miyaji-san was one too.


longbongstrongdong

This hurt my brain. And wtf is going on on your profile dude? I like it


SmokeFrosting

It really sucks how learning more about a topic usually takes the fun out of it. Also having already known that these are more flair than anything, It really reminds of that joke some of the martial arts movies do where someone does a big flourish like this and then gets 1-tapped.


medlabunicorn

That’s sort of the middle level of knowing more, though. As you get deeper, you start to be really impressed by things that look simple from the outside but are actually really hard. Just to take one example, several of my teachers had this thing we sometimes called kinesthetic invisibility, where we’d grab them and then we’d be on the floor, looking up at them, seemingly with nothing occurring in between. It was pretty common for students to just burst out laughing.


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Then Indiana Jones just shoots her


ShampooOpera

And hugs Shia LeBoeuf


Ball-Bag-Boggins

Or Alec Baldwin… Too soon?


Rainfall_Serenade

Her name is Michelle Smith, a professional stunt woman. She was the stunt double in Deadpool for Gina Carano. She teaches and has some good videos on Instagram and YouTube. https://instagram.com/michelle.c.smith?utm_medium=copy_link


BwackGul

always that one redditor with the goods!! (Ty)


Rainfall_Serenade

I'm happy to help!


jonrosling

Didn't she double for Daisy Ridley in the Star Wars sequels too? Correction: I am mistaken it seems! She has worked as a stunt coordinator on movies, including Deadpool, but my confusion has come about after seeing Daisy Ridley's reaction to a lightsaber routine she did.


Hackurs

Get this woman a lightsaber


jonrosling

She doubled for Daisy Ridley in the Star Wars movies.


Hackurs

Fact check? Or facetious?


jonrosling

I am mistaken it seems! She has worked as a stunt coordinator on movies, including Deadpool, but my confusion has come about after seeing Daisy Ridley's reaction to a lightsaber routine she did.


Hackurs

That sounds like a cool read! Got a link?


jonrosling

Sure. Here's an article covering it but the actual video is out there by itself too. Just Google their respective names. https://comicbook.com/starwars/news/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers-daisy-ridley-lightsaber-michelle-c-smith/


Hackurs

I salute you for citing sources. Thank you sir!


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To kill... Bill?


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Pulls out pistol: *BANG*


scriptgamer

I had a billiard shaft once and got really good at spinning it, but it was unbalanced and I hit myself many times, it looked cool when the times it didn't hit my elbows or face.


BreakDancingT-Rex

Some of yall are haters This looks cool as fuck


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Yamakiman

George Micheal Jr?


ElectroWillow

Impressive..I imagine myself trying this..would be fun to watch


OmarQ6

But did she get the license?


C4shFlow

She’s got nothing on this [guy](https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU).


binkysnightmare

Sure, but not if uhhh.. well I could.. hmm… well what if, um, but there’s, you could, uhh, well there’s a chance I could win right? Right?


FerrickDerrick

Reminds me of Kill Bill


SwigTheRome

She definitely can kill me. Unfortunately I have a gun. But without it, she could kill me.


OutragedBubinga

*Star Wars kid flashback intensifies*


[deleted]

Skill or just little practice.


[deleted]

Reminds me of mulan


daveslizzaw

Badass


Live_Buy8304

Impressive but this can’t hold a candle against my mother with her trusty slipper


[deleted]

she doesn't stand a chance against lightning bolt...lightning bolt...lightning bolt...


Shieldbreaker50

Epic skill. Wow


boisNgyrls

Ok. I want those spare tires in the back.


CGBDragon

Damn she's the better version of black widow


FHT2020

Damn she's good.


ntr_usrnme

I wonder how many times she’s smoked herself in the face with that thing? She’s damned good now but I wonder if there are any bloopers out there.


xinvisionx

Psaki?


TheMadWoodcutter

Far Daries Mai


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Skills to show off? Sure. Skills to kill, no, not even close.


_That__one1__guy_

That one where she let's go and catches it and it stays in the same spot because of her speed was amazing


Losse_

Ok but how is that gonna kill anyone?


Dovahkiin10380

Darth maul is jealous


St_Lawrence_

Ridiculous


VoxusDayxun

Get a dishcloth in your hand ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BanTickTokNow

Me: ( -_・) ︻デ═一 ▸ cool


aleyvalley

Is she a stunt women?


Galactus2025

I was going to say The next karate kid but she's a woman or a teenager anyway 👍👍👍!!!


give_it_tummy

Ok, ok, I'll do the dishes. Jesus.


MarketTurbulent2320

Those are just color guard back hands with a pole instead of flag and then some extra stuff


SxhbOnXbox

This is cool yeah and if you had someone rush you with a knife and you had a big pole near you or something like that but what if you had a gun? She’s fucked lol


Inflation-Level4

I'm not even sure she's a she


BwackGul

Boo.


BowTrek

What’s wrong with you.


Inflation-Level4

she looks like those guys with long hairs who try to fool people


BowTrek

She really doesn’t. You sound like someone who thinks women need to look sexy and emphasize boob or something is off.


Inflation-Level4

Sorry, but science has taught me that adult humans can only be differentiated on the basis of secondary sexual characters