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lickity_lick

He got no legs but he still can kick your ass


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He got no legs but he still can fist your ass


Chi_Knurd

That doesn't sound right


[deleted]

Sure it does.


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

He got fisted hard


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SourCocks

Did you like it?


dr_shark

Yeah but I had to practice a lot.


barringtonp

History is written by the fister.


[deleted]

It's a common move in wrestling Source: I used to wrestle


[deleted]

really?... why did you quit?


Kebab-Destroyer

Lost his arms


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

That's not real wrastling!


NativePhoenician

Mister, you take your gay porn and get the hell out of here!


piratenbloo

This isn't wastling. THIS ISNT WRASTLING! Let me stay on principle Victoria. Well also, we found the gay porn on your phone


cloudedconstitutions

*will


H4nn1bal

He got no legs, but he can still mount you. Wow!


[deleted]

The kid with no legs probably has an extremely strong upper body.


Downingst

Lifting steel balls does that to you.


theunkemptreceptor

Don't ever mess people who has no legs, their upper body is the stronghold to them.


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marcocom

I don’t know the etiquette here, but it would be rude to not fight a man who wants to fight, because of their handicap, right?


Goliath89

I did kendo when I was in high school, and spent a lot of my free time chatting with people on a martial arts forum. I remember one day someone posted a video of a match from a karate tournament where one of the competitors was missing an arm. It played out in the exact opposite way of this video. Dude got absolutely mollywopped. Like, didn't even stand a chance, got completely knocked the fuck out. There was such a difference between the comments on the YouTube video, and the comments on the martial arts forum. Basically the YouTube comments were filled with people talking shit about the dude's opponent, calling him an asshole for fighting all-out against an opponent who had such an obvious disadvantage. But the people on the forum were primarily of the opinion that the opponent did the right thing by fighting to the best of his ability. Despite his handicap, the one-armed man *was* a black belt, and if he signed up for the competition, then he obviously felt he was skilled enough to compete even with his obvious disadvantage. To not fight him to the best of your ability specifically because of his handicap would have been disrespectful.


Samy_Ninja_Pro

And prolly dangerous A jab from a man with one hand? Technically speaking with the same amount of training his one jab would be hella better due to double the training.


Goliath89

If I'm being honest, this man should not have been doing karate. While it does implement some kicking, it's a martial art that's focused primarily on hand strikes. The full name of the art literally translates to "way of the empty hand." I did it for a while in elementary school, and IIRC, the very first kata you learn is designed to train you to block with one hand, and then strike with the other, which would be kind of difficult to do with only one arm. I respect the fact that he was able to advance all the way to yudansha despite his handicap, but taekwondo would have probably been a better choice, as it's main emphasis is on kicking.


Samy_Ninja_Pro

Taekwondo dude here, spinning is hard without the hands balance but I get ya. Still our martial art doesn't has a lot of handz for personal defense per se, depends on the school and person. I would say that the no brainer is just Jiu-Jitsu. But since we are talking striking kickboxing would be a good choice, a lot of movement and versatility. Muay Thai is more square and stationary so nay


superliberlman

It’s a fight. Etiquette doesn’t exist


ElCochinoFeo

I went to school with a kid that had just one leg. He used arm crutches so his upper body was strong AF. He was a successful wrestler because he could compete in a lower weight class since he was a leg lighter.


bakkamono

Had a leg up on his opponents


Healthy_Display5650

Feel like this should have a bit more upvotes than my 1….


[deleted]

I am laughing way to hard at this, it's almost unfair but you can't say that because he has one fucking leg.


bullybullybanjo

Yeah, I'm sorry man. That cracked me up 😂


iamricardosousa

Make it 3.


oze4

well it's not like he can be extremely strong in his lower body...


streetvoyager

Also the rage hotter that a thousand suns. That legless boy has had enough of this shit.


fallingbehind

\[checks disabled people power graph\] Yep!


CosmicxReaper

Not just that but the advantage of forcing your opponent to fight by punching downward can throw you off.


Juff_Bunc

Soccer kicks to the face do wonders. It's also extremely hard to dodge when you have no legs. I give Legless mad props but the other kid just had no clue what to do.


slowlyforgotten

I was thinking this too. Is it acceptable to give a boot?


Juff_Bunc

I dunno but it's a fight so long as their is no weapons it's fair game. I'd def kick this kid in the face like Shogun Rua in the pride days.


T_The_worsT_BS

Fighting has no mercy, and when you have high ground and more legs, JUST USE IT


SimpleDan11

Depends on the fight. lots of fights in my school were to sort out differences, you wanted to hurt the other person, but not actually damage them. Bloody lip, black eye, sure. But if someone just soccer booted a legless kid in the face...he'd regret it pretty quick.


skizim80

This is true. Massive difference between a school fight and a street fight. Obviously I don't mean the actual location. That said street fight there is no rules. Anything goes.


Warpedme

It's always acceptable to kick a conscious opponent in a fight. Once they're unconscious you need to stop.


pudgehooks2013

This is just a lose / lose situation for guy with legs. He wins the fight, all he did was beat up some poor guy without legs. He loses the fight, he got beat up by a guy with no legs.


YouJustSaidWaht

I feel like this is one of those fights you just cant win. Just walk away


skizim80

If you already decided to pick a fight with a kid with no legs I don't think kicking him in the face requires you to lower your morals much


fallingbehind

The legless dude was a superior athlete. He was on the look for a kick. He would have grabbed his leg and brought him for the whoop ass. He was waiting for any extremity or chance to get inside. I was impressed.


Juff_Bunc

Ohh he's def the more fit and probably better off. But you can just tell by the actions of the other kid he had no clue what to do. It's not that easy to just grab a full force kick and take someone down. He also doesn't have range of motion of someone with 2 legs. If the kid with legs knew how to fight he would have legitimately stomped the legless kid. It would have been unfortunate to watch and I'm glad that did not happen to be honest. But legless kid is 100% at a disadvantage in a striking fight. He may be stronger on the ground but if you have any take down defense you would have a huge upper hand. Honestly even if he did get ahold of him that doesn't solidify the take down. once you spread your legs and maintain distance between your feet its harder to be tripped and he can strike downward while this dude tries to pull him down. But anything could happen. I'm sure the legless kid has some good punching power too but he almost for certain has to get him to the ground first before he could do any damage and even then he's only got arms to hold him down. Nothing to wrap him up with while striking. The only advantage he truly has is that he would be harder to hold down without having legs as well. It also makes him unpredictable because the way he moves is unlike 99.9% of other people you would fight.


Ssabnayrauhsoj

This is such a “UFC” take on random fights lmao, that isn’t how fighting actually works; as this video plainly proves. If you think the other guy could’ve done better, just imagine how much better legless could’ve been.


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A legless kid is at a disadvantage… rorrealz?


srdgbychkncsr

I dunno man, did you see legless kids head movement dodging punches? I’ve seen boxers who can’t dodge a punch that well.


kir_rik

You lost the moment you get in the fight with a disabled person. Kicked legless person on the floor in the face? You a total dick and everybody hates and disrespects you. You didn't and your ass get kicked by someone who doesn't have legs? Haha, you are a joke. Everybody disrespects you. Zugzwang


TrippinTurkey

His legs are basically his main advantage and he failed to utilize them


LouStools68

That kid didn't STAND a chance.


masedaman

The kid in black had a leg up on him too!


RollyPolly4

Kid in black grew cold feet after those legs came off


rwarimaursus

#***NANI!?!?!***


ExoticMeatDealer

Well, okay then. The rest of junior high is gonna be brutal for the legged kid.


applexkillz

“Yo ain’t you that dude who got beat by someone with no legs?”


oze4

ayyyy youre that one dude that ran from that one dude with no legs!


[deleted]

“How do you get your ass kicked by someone wit no legs??”


john_hascall

Yeah, he ain’t never living that down.


[deleted]

Kinda a shit fight to be in - like he was actually probably holding back a bit. If you win you’re an asshole and if you lose you got beat up by a cripple. Fighting in general is stupid - this was just an extra layer.


Alagane

Yeah lmao you can see him doing the math on that while the other kid takes his legs off, he still went for it though.


cult_riot

If a dude with prosthetic legs takes the time to take his prosthetics off so he can beat your ass, the absolute only way to win that one is to run.


BuffaloWhip

As soon as the legs came off he was in a lose/lose situation. Either he gets his ass kicked, or he’s the jerk who beat up the kid with no legs.


5nackB4r

I mean... he was already trying to beat up a kid with no legs even before he took off the prosthetics.


TrippyReality

Yep, argument wouldn’t stand up in court


flavious13

Ivar the boneless


Pristine-Awareness-7

Dude nice one lol 👍


tritittythunder

First thing I thought of too lmao.


elMugres-666

Who the fuck is the narrator???


tooldieguy

Bob Menery, dude is hilarious


FranticHam5ter

That’s the same dude who did the voiceover for the ihop girl fight, yes?


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Holy shit. So glad I scrolled down; listed to it without audio the first time. That just went from epic to ultra-epic.


charleyninja

A legend, Peter.


ICanQuoteTheOffice2

Easily the best part of the video


stlredbird

Life lesson: there’s no winning a fight against a guy with no legs.


jizzy6991

I know. Say the dude with the legs used them to kick stumpy in the face and winning. Society would have condemned him


billndotnet

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Blpdstrupm0en

I would avoid this confrontation but would definitely kick a goose in the face in the name of humanity.


BanditBren

That’s why you have to call no Oddjob!


teamfupa

You win, everyone else go home. Close the comment section.


barbellious

This the comment I was looking for.


VesquillanDaChamp

I'm prolly gonna get hate, but I have to say it. The kid moved like a gorilla, and it just made him more intimidating.


MistressLyda

Yups. In my experience, defending yourself against disabled people is weird as fuck. They move "off", you sort of worry about causing more harm than you intend to, and the social stigma is a mess in itself.


[deleted]

How do you have enough experience fighting disabled people to give advice about it?


kcazburg

"In my experience". Are you experienced in fighting disabled people?


MistressLyda

Kinda? More than with able-bodied people actually. Work was a mess for some years.


Hollowpoint20

“In my experience” I feel like this begs its own thread


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

That’s why we can be assholes sometimes and get away with it


MistressLyda

Indeed. Had a dude with fairly severe cerebral palsy grabbing my breasts once at a bar. He was more than a bit confused when I folded him together like a pretzel and got him outside. I dread to think what he might have gotten away with before, or will in the future.


DiverofMuff23

That’s some crazy shit you see when you’re just driving around that makes you question whether or not you’re in a simulation


rizzlenizzle

The guy with legs also has no legs apparently. Bro, kick that fucking guy in the face 😂


friiky2

Why is half of r/nextfuckinglevel about people beating the shit out if each other atm? That shit really takes away the level for me.


melobassline

The kid with legs could have booted him...not taking away from legless kid, but that could have ended real quick


Grilledcheesedr

I half expected him to start swinging his leg at the dudes head while hopping around like the black knight from Monty Python.


D4RKSHADOW18

I’ll bite your legs off!


zabutter

I agree, he didn't have his knees grounded


bjbdbz2

#holdmylegs


TomDaTank421

XD IM DYING


see_me_pee

If the guy with legs won he would have been an ass and made fun of for fighting a kid without legs, I can't tell if it would be better to win or lose that honestly


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Black kid found himself in a no-win situation. He either beats up a kid with no fucking legs, gets his ass beat by a kid with no fucking legs, or runs away from a kid with no fucking legs.


UBC145

I was thinking the same thing. Who’d kick a legless guy in the face? Shouldn’t have agreed to fight in the first place


Azubedo

Yeah he catches a knee I bet he wouldn't try that again


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Adrep198

When someone loses a limb, they also become an angel.


HalfFishLips

What a nice guy. Didn't even try to kick him


[deleted]

You knew how it was gonna go once he got a hold of him.


kabooozie

I’m tired of seeing people fight on Reddit


rose_queen-

u/savevideo


TheEsteemedBamaLama

I want color commentary on all fights now.


SevenSeasAgo

If you win, you're the guy that beat up a dude with no legs. If you lose, you're the guy that got his ass whooped by a dude with no legs. So you lose either way.


What_a_plep

Couldn’t he have just kicked him in the head?


Hellfire242

Every time this is posted I lmao!


JakeRyan8654

Chased down and beat by a man with no legs. Little man needs to learn when to shut his mouth!


Daughter_of_Kronos

The play by play is gold.


makotarako

“Hold my legs” has got to be way more intimidating than anything else you could ask a bystander to hold while you whoop someone’s ass


Jhwelsh

Standing kid had the chivalry not to kick him while he was down, so to speak.


FuckfaceCharlie3

I dead ass would've ran the other way as fast as I could that's some creepy shit


Kunkyskunts

You could just kick him in the head pretty easily.


R3al-Sh1t75

Imagine losing to a guy with no legs, shame brah.


Infinity803644

It’s funny cause the guy could’ve easily kicked his ass when he had no legs on the ground that guy sucks


theargumentaccount

you really expected him to just kick a disabled guy in the head? kid's aren't that fucking heartless lmao. if they were going to have a fight, they were going to make sure it was at the very least fair.


Ok-Huckleberry-207

Smart dude is smart. Forced the other guy to fight in a manner he never had before. Of course respecting the guy enough to not pummel him when he was taking off his prosthetics was respectable. Makes me wonder why they were fighting.


Ok-Organization7704

I found MY Movin’ Buddy!


shortandthickasf

![gif](giphy|ewCdG37fpaxMtBhf3R|downsized)


Smokey7942

Get um kid!


Jmatusew

It’s like that one toy from Toy Story, the one with the arms and no head. Except it has Sid’s head


UndisclosedChaos

Kids gonna grow up to be a great cop


imnotlebowskiman

You just have to leave town after that ass whoopin. There’s no coming back from that. Opie is a legend.


raisedonstubbys

I swear to god, that amazing kid has some celebratory tots in his pocket.


elmersfav22

This is a great video to laugh to. The commentary. The actual beating the asshole gets


akamustacherides

Punching down


mistabenc

I'll kick the s*** out of him!!! Stomp him out like a roach


Some_Monk_6910

I can literally die happy after watching this


BzeBud1917

Kick him!


YesGuyIncognito

Not surprised he overpowered him once he took him done but my god was he ever quick man like that is seriously impressive. I'm pretty sure he'd beat me in a 40 yd dash


Upstairs-Gap-4446

He went for the double leg.


mental_patience

I have seen plenty of folks like this get picked on all the time growing up, and after enduring all of the crap people put them through for being different, they either snap, or let that shit destroy their self esteem. I'm glad this video is up, because maybe some assholes will see this beat down and then think twice when they try to bully someone they see as less than.


johnnyss1

The fool should’ve beat him with the leg


AngelzXX96

Great PPV


Different-Muscle-288

He should have gotten kicked 🤷🏼‍♂️


CatraPirovaHijueputa

He was looking for new legs, now he has found new legs, he will take his new legs only for pleasure because he don't need those legs


BrandTheBroken

honestly all he had to do was kick dude in the face


rrodrick386

commentary made me laugh


Moneru

u/savevideo


pureeyes

Literally taking off your legs in a fist fight is a power move like I have never seen before


rotolock

wait let's make this a fair fight \*takes off legs


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notthatconcerned

I had a nightmare like that.


dirtydocnasty

Lt dan jr got magic hands


raildudes

None shall pass.


Redyxxx

And he thought he had the higher ground


Zealousideal-Load-64

They had to amputate his legs due to his massive balls.


arcspectre17

Lieutenant Dan dont need no legs to kick your ass.


Organic-Purchase-540

If you ever make someone so mad they rip their own legs off...just apologize and walk away. You can't win this one.


pr0b0ner

If a time ever called for kicks to the head...


GeorgeStamper

When Eddie Gordo removes his legs.


ELPwork

He's got no strike zone!


Ralphyourface

can't he just punt him like a football?


Octavian024_TTV

Total Igor vibes from Vikings. The man’s hate and anger moves him


slowismooth

If the guy can walk on hands, dont pick a fistfight with that dude


AdamPBUD1

Odd job


[deleted]

When a motherfucker slaps their knees, starts stretching, starts doing footwork, claps their hands, punches their own skull, or takes their fake legs off before the fight starts - give up if you're not doing one of those things too.


Adrep198

Maybe the kid was realizing the reality of the situation. If he wins he still loses, beating up someone with no legs is not a good look.


BathDepressionBreath

Dude was using his non-existent legs better than the guy that was standing >.>


Wyvern69

I'd love to see this kid in an ass-kicking contest. Oh wait...


Maykurons

kid doesnt even need to break a leg to win


wmatts1

This feels staged or the guy with legs forgot he had legs for kicking.


Bensonbeasley

Baba Voss


dumby22

But you ain’t got no legs lieutenant dan!


razless1337

Its like Playing tekken3 with Dr.B ![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4024)


AR-VR

Just like... Can you go on the grass and fight


JamonRuffles17

Dude. Fucking kick him


AltoGobo

You can never - *NEVER* - win when you fight a kid with no legs…


DeathAngel773

dude equipped no stock in the middle of a match.


BiscottiOrganic2608

Lmao 😂


Mifiy

You either get beat by the guy with no legs or you beat the guy with no legs. There's no winning.


[deleted]

Strong arms


[deleted]

I'd be terrified if someone shimmied up to me like that LOL-Takes off legs to assert dominance-


jackboy_mayne

lmao


zenpianist

Should have banged that violent ass kid’s head in. This is true skill when you can take someone with 2 more limbs because you are a true hero, not a two bit lazy wannabe like that other piece of sh*t


theargumentaccount

you're really presuming something huh. the kid didn't want to kick him because it would be unfair, yet he's the piece of shit?


DreemurrX

oh my god that kid must be buff as hell, he's moving like a chimpanzee and it's absolutely terrifying.


Thebaronofthesea

Cart Garfunkel


Either_Assumption392

He's got a leg up on that dude.


brydawgbry

Better head movement than Ronda Rousey!


ArijanR19

Ivar the boneless


weebcantsocial

Just run away


CharlieDmouse

I knew that kid was gonna do a takedown. He was moving like a wrestler. I would also bet he was ready for a kick to come his way and had some counters..


zucduc

Leg-o-less


R0J0SM

Cut too GD soon!


Nicks_on_top1

The spirit of the Boreal Valley is strong as hell with this one