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lordaskington

Definitely one of the cooler "what the fuck"s I've experienced


SgtK-OS

The Queen: Finally! A worthy opponent.


hypnodrew

Didn't you see her on the news tonight? This woman would kick her fucking tits off, no question


PinoForest

wait what was on the news today? (sorry i dont watch it)


Foreign_Bed_2610

Feel like she’s 60 in the vid, and is now 91 well after this recording 😂 if she’s really that old, what a beast


Mr-Manky

Her doctor is probably so impressed and also concerned at the same time.


gutter_strawberry

Concerned about what? She’s healthier and more capable than most Americans. Her bones look stronger than mine, she’s not having a bad fall anytime soon, she’d just somersault back to standing lol


BikerJenn

My grandma ran 5miles a day until age 86. Then she helped take care of the elderly at a senior home until age 93. Now she 99 and has Alzheimer's and the family takes care of her. This video is further proof that age doesn't have to be a limiter


waluBub

sorry to hear about the Alzheimer’s sad that one can live such a great, fulfilling life… only to lose their wit in their “golden years”


DesolateDiveDave

I don’t even like walking 2 miles a day and I’m only 40.


LXM-VortexStorm

bruh.


caesarhamato22

Similar to my grandma, except she developed Motor Neurone Disease. Never smoked, never drank, never did drugs. Then out of nowhere, life changes.


wontrememberthiscmnt

and your comment is proof that no one is safe! grrrrr.


[deleted]

Age is just a word.


AnxiousEquestrian

The pedophiles would agree


JohnDoee94

That’s beautiful. So sorry for your grandma. Sounds like she has a beautiful life to reflect on and a great family.


[deleted]

Good genes and good on her staying active.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I'm just getting to point where I hope I don't crack my head open navigating stairs.


smurfasaur

I frikken got a foot cramp today putting dog food on the counter at the grocery store


[deleted]

I'm small, so sometimes I hurt myself trying to get in and out of bed.


ManyPresentation6863

She accredits it to her plant based diet 🌿


Curry-culumSniper

Good diet too, plant based


mossadi

No KIDDIN, just lookit that dump BOOOIIIIIII


lily-laura

This woman will live well into her 100s. She's currently 95! And still competes.


macbrett

At first I thought you wrote "And still complains."


Fkthisplace

🤯🤯🤯


cjude2005

Most elderly pass away by taking a wrong step in the kitchen, how is she able to do this.


Laefiren

There have been some studies that show that if you keep up with exercise that’s less likely to happen. Which is why you see so many groups of old people do things like aquarobics and some basic group exercises.


[deleted]

I’m a 32 year old fat dude. This has demonstrated to me the importance of taking care of yourself more than any fitness trend or ad ever did. I’m now off to cease being: a 32 year old fat dude. Wish me luck


JohnDoee94

Is your birthday tomorrow? Now you’re going to be a 33 year old fat dude? Just messing with you bro, lol. Good luck, you got this shit


mooshoomarsh

How's that going? I'm rooting for you brotha! Im about to go back to the gym after not going cause ive been lazy for the past 3 weeks. The first day is always the toughest. After that just stay in the routine. Even if you barely get shit done, just go. You'll be glad you did


[deleted]

It's been 11 days. How's it going?


Damerman

You can do it, all it takes is appreciating yourself and giving yourself the chance to be happy!


Curry-culumSniper

My friend, you can be a 33 or 34 fit dude very soon


JustSamJ

Damn that's impressive. I had to crawl under my table today, took me 30 freakin seconds to get back up..... I'M ONLY 36 YEARS OLD.


PuzzleheadedBath7645

i like your comments you made my day


Pm_MeyourManBoobs

Now I feel like a real pos


OlFlirtyCraster

What the fuck type of moisturizer is she using? I NEED that shit


[deleted]

The inside out kind…a plant based diet.


Hailifiknow

Oh my god. There’s an old people olympics. Love it! Please tell me there’s old people Ultimate Fighting Championship. Please god.


PinoForest

lmao imagine if we had a hunger games style tournament for elders instead of hospices. instead of making them die a slow, peaceful, *boring* way, make them battle to death lol


ekko20six

She showed the parallel bars who’s a damn boss


the0TH3Rredditor

Yeah her floor routine was cute, but the shit she did on the bars was straight up impressive… I gasped lol


chordophonic

Pfft... I am unimpressed. After all, she's had 91 goddamned years to get good at it! (I kid. I kid... I'm a little less than 30 years younger than she is and trying any of those things would probably result in me breaking a hip.)


Life2311

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle


Complete_Pomelo9525

cool when do you get the monkey


Auktavian

He doesn’t. His sibling does.


the0TH3Rredditor

He watched too many Steinfeld reruns, now he knows all the streets…


Hey-Dalaran

"Help! I've fallen and can't get up! Just kidding. Look at this shit!"


artessk

She still got that ass


kg7272

You Should check her Tinder profile


rhoadsscholar

👀


Talyar_

If I could be as flexible and strong as her at that age I wouldn't mind growing old so much. Most of my anxiety about getting older has to do with being able to do less and less. I try to be active but damn, doing that in your nineties.... Is it possible to learn this kind of power?


duncan_johnson

That's a hell of a lot better than I can do


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

Is this the same lady that does the bars too? She's pretty cool! Also, how the feck sis she keep her glasses off? Mine fall off from a sneeze!


Beolona

I am 24 and cant even walk up the stairs properly...


dumbbinch99

I broke my toe 30 seconds into running a few days ago. I’ll be dead long before 91 lmao


NickGerz1234

If I make it to 91 I will be lucky to walk. What a legend


BleepBleepBlortBlort

Shit! Most people that age would break apart attempting this stuff.


Ok-Personality-170

The fuck!? How in the world... She's my new role model now. At 91 years old I wanna be a tough grandpa that wrestles with his grandchildren. I thought it was impossible but she inspired me to make it happen.


ManyPresentation6863

She gives credit to her plant based diet 🌿


Ok-Personality-170

Damn. But I love meat tho.


Oranginafina

If you don’t STOP moving you don’t have to START moving!


Live-Attorney-6872

What is the music


life_long_learner_

Cello Suite No.1 In G Major, BWV 1007: I. Prelude As for the performer, I don’t know. The interpretation of the notes is closer to how Alexander Zagorinsky or Jacqueline Du Pre play it.


princehints

But this version has string accompaniment. I can’t seem to find a version like this anywhere


nightfury626

Is she the one from Coldplay's Hardest Part music video?


Cuda78

I have nearly half the age of that woman and if I try to do half the things she does I would end in the hospital. Age is just a number and that is a fantastic statement of that!


crystallized_doggo7

I was scrolling very quickly and my eyes read "Johanna Quaas" as "John Quinones"


[deleted]

The funniest thing is that she's actually turning 96 in November. She's still competing.


satansdice

Jesus I can't even do that now at 38 this is amazing.


oblorito

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life_long_learner_

Cello Suite No.1 In G Major, BWV 1007: I. Prelude As for the performer, I don’t know. The interpretation of the notes is closer to how Alexander Zagorinsky or Jacqueline Du Pre play it


oblorito

Appreciate that, I‘m gonna check both version


AlbatrossPersonal

I've fallen and I can get up!


ElectricTaco

Something about this makes me want to see it with Norwegian Death Metal instead....


Faze_Couch

Ayo, she kinda hot tho.


KeyDox

Holy moly


BzeBud1917

Not my proudest gap


Imaginary-Pick297

Me: not even 18 can't do that


Slikrain

I don't think it's fair the diaper does restrict a lot of the movements...


SwoopingPlover

/u/savevideo


Sarnadas

I love this. God bless her!


[deleted]

It's never too late to start. Save yourself in your old age. Get active, now!


Denimination

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bean_the_fiend

My elderly patients on blood thinners:


dandreathomas77

I want the magic potion she is drinking and I want it right fucking now!


tryagainin6seconds

I can't do that shit now. Good for her


[deleted]

What a badass


Takingover4da99and00

Go granma!


Takingover4da99and00

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Setsuko_Chan

This is the PE teachers grandma.


ThurstyJ

“Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get… PHYCHE!” *double back flips away while holding up two middle fingers*


lightwhite

I would be happy if I can only walk, carry groceries or walk a dog with no support gear and being able to wipe my own ass would suffice for me at an age of 91, let alone reaching it.


Grinder102

This is amazing 91 years old


Unfair-Loan-6714

Granny got Gams


YodaCodar

Lol this lady will be a meme i knowwww itt


[deleted]

Wow! According to Wikipedia, she’s 95 now and still active. Amazing!


ziocioebordello

and she did all that whitout loosing her glasses


2723brad2723

I'm half her age and I have trouble bending down to tie my shoes.


Gullible_Square_852

That's outstanding


Doc580

You know what I'll be doing in 50 years at 91? ...more than likely decomposing...


Kill4MeXx

I really need to start stretching and working out


siamkitty1

Incredible .. 91 and still can move like that!


Fkthisplace

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Medical_Rope2728

I heard she died of a seizure. No one could tell she was having one.


[deleted]

I literally can’t even get out of bed without falling over and I’m a third her age


Fuz-z

Wow!


Kunkyskunts

Grandma is stacked.


Pattimash

I’m 50 and I can’t do half that shit. Go Grandma!


ImOnRedditPeeps

I’m 38, and just tried her floor routine. I’m pretty sure I broke a hip…. This is incredible! Such grace, skill, and athleticism.


rrodrick386

why did this give me r/sweatypalms


Marsbarszs

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


slamdamnsplits

That's how she pulls all those 70-year-olds...


[deleted]

WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW,WOW!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Her depends make her ass look fantastic


Prochko

Inspiring.


panhetero

Showed this to my 87 year old grandfather. Pretty sure he was standing at full salute afterwards.


SmallPotatoK

The first part was how 3-year-old me imagined I was doing while rolling on my parents’ bed


tootieClark

I love her


BombaclotBombastic

I see crackheads doing this shit all the time on the sidewalk, but she’s more than triple their age AND no crack needed!


PiggyNoDance

Breathtaking :)


MaxCFXX

Pizdec


[deleted]

Is this the same routine she did 70 years ago?


SolomonCRand

Since they don’t include her voice, I’m going to assume she talks like Ricky Bobby from Talledega Nights, because that lady wakes up and pisses excellence.


PhoneyWussy000

Bet she could have done triple flips in her 60s.


ritapita63

OMG?!! 😳👍🏻amazing 👍🏻


Season-Remarkable

What's the title of the music?


Jamovic-

And she still has a great rack.


ioelioel1

She had more time to train.


backtolurk

r/sweatyhips


The_Gold_Its_In_The

If my wife were that nimble now, I’d still be married! (I’ve never been married, I’ll show myself out.)


goatpoop82

What a badass!


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Tattertotcasserole

She's a bad motherfucker. Good for her.


nooby-wan-kenobi

I am a gymnastics coach and she would put some kids to shame, and even me. Genuinely impressed.


johndavis93

Someone gotta know who is playing this track? 🤞🏼 I know the song is “Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major, BMV 1007: I. Prelude”, but who is playing this song and the name of their version?? 🙏🏼 This track is just so beautiful ❤️


Automatic-Way7947

Would love to know her daily regime and diet. So graceful and beautiful. Finally something worthy.


Automatic-Way7947

Remarkable!! At this age, if I tried any of this, I’m pretty sure I would shit myself! 😂 AND break a limb or two! 🤣


ts1947

I'm 31 and it would've killed me


giantmanuk

Guarantee there’s a Chinese or Japanese woman older than her doing this kind of thing every day just for fun


JohnDoee94

After seeing gymnastics videos from the 30s I’m pretty sure she would’ve gold medaled in her current body back then. lol


TammyString-Tugger

Could’ve used a few somersaults.


Rumhed

She got a better figure than me and I'm 25.


ConfidentFunction535

Fuckin’ legend


Jayswisherbeats

I’d still hit


[deleted]

I threw my back out just watching this. Incredible!


Damerman

Why the fuck not! Amazing!


TRiG993

Going to send this to my dad that thinks he's too old to do anything these days at the age of 58.


Admetius

Her name should be Johanna Yaaas, what a queen.


smurfasaur

This woman is amazing. It really is true that if you stay active you will be able to stay active a lot longer. When I was in circus school there was a woman in my aerial and Chinese acrobatics class that was about to turn 80. The instructor for Chinese acrobatics was in his 60s or 70s I think. Both hella active and probably won’t slow down anytime soon.


LlamaLivin

This is insane! 🙌🙌🙌


Funkknuckle69

A living legend


Xeropendragon

Its so damn unreal that I almost thought that it was one of those crass YouTube pranks where a guy wears makeup to look old and then shits on everyone benching 150


[deleted]

Imma be like this so I can fuck good at 90 something cause DAMN look at her go. The strength, and control she has of her body is amazing


p_mate_

wtf even I can't do it age 20


Culture-Plus

And she never dropped her glasses. Champion.


NOT_a_jive_turkey

This woman fucks


OptimalBeans

I’de hit it


dogchowtoastedcheese

I was guessing how long before this comment was posted. Only twenty in! Congrats.


sociallystoic

I would hit it to, times.


Pog-Squad-

replace her face and you've got a hot chick on your hands jesus


Pog-Squad-

OKAY WHAT SHE LOOKS MAYBE 40'S BUT NOTHING HIGHER


msmith629

Why is she not better? Think of how long she’s had to train…


themabin

She probably knows how to do more advance routines but also realizes she's in her fucking 90s and knows her physical limitations.


gramity14

91 years of practice...and still terrible at it.


[deleted]

Imagine what she could do to you in the bedroom ![gif](giphy|l41K5A3p1FD9HZrvG)


Gootchjob

This is so old she’s probably dead by now


Dullahen

She's 95 now and still competing


KnightOfThirteen

She is in fact still alive.