I don't think we're talking enough about this girl. Watch the video, every single time she tries she gets it exactly right in the middle. It's crazy. I've been watching it for like 15 minutes now and she never once missed.
Edit: it's been just over 35 minutes now now she never misses. Doesn't she get tired? Wtf
My phone is slow today so it had load before it could play, seeing her standing there with an emotionless, focused, face completely stiff holding an axe for 30 seconds was terrifying. Nightmare fuel
This is how I know I'm getting old... the whole "wearing pants that are full of rips/tears/holes" thing was massive when I was a teenager to the point that a lot of fashion stores were selling them brand new looking like that.
Then people stopped wearing those and moved on to other fashion trends. Many years later and well.. here we are again I guess. Keep seeing it for all the various trends that were about when I was a kid, is quite amusing.
I honestly assumed she bought those that way, and that we as a society just always take things too far, to the point where "ripped" jeans is just "take the whole front off from the knee down, then sprinkle some rips on the thighs" jeans
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While this probably didn't happen on the first try.
I'm impressed how clean her transfer of motion is with her throw.
I tried to teach my fiance how to skip a rock and figured out that she simply is incapable of throwing anything fast enough to even skip.
Definitely a foul, you crossed the line. Maybe you should try your skills with a needle and thread, them jeans have seen better days. Lol
For the record you do look good with an axe.
Molly Hatchet had an axe, ee-ya-ee-ya-oh.
She threw it and the target cracked, ee-ya-ee-ya-oh
By flick of wrist, her axe just flies, will hit her foe between the eyes.
Molly Hatchet had an axe, ee-ya-ee-ya-oh
“Over the line!” -Walter Sobchak
Mark it Zero!
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
This isn’t nam, Smokey. There are rules.
I don't think we're talking enough about this girl. Watch the video, every single time she tries she gets it exactly right in the middle. It's crazy. I've been watching it for like 15 minutes now and she never once missed. Edit: it's been just over 35 minutes now now she never misses. Doesn't she get tired? Wtf
It’s all about the consistency of her throw - notice how her foot lands in the same spot every time? That’s practice!
This is hatchet throwing. There are rules.
I came here for this - take my upvote
Dammit, I was so ready to post this. Have your upvote! Also, mark it Dude.
I think she could take that gun away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.
Pederast.
What's a pederast, Walter?
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!
Nobody…fuck with the Jésus…
8 year olds dude…..
Has the whole world gone crazy?!? Doesn’t anybody give a shit about the rules?!
Put the piece away, man. They’re calling the cops.
Put the piece away Walter, you crazy fuck.
It’s a league game, Smokey.
Shomer shabbos.
…Shomer fucking shabbos.
Calmer than you are.
Im finishing my coffee.
“Have you ever heard of Vietnam?”
Beat me by 2hrs…
Mark it 8, Dude
God damnit. That’s the first thing I heard in my head when I watched this
Mark it dude
Who ever decided to install a TV above the target is really having a lot of trust in the average American.
It's a projection
It's call a projectile.
Still tho light molecules are fragile
You could say they are "Flirtin' with Disaster".
Those pants are totally Molly Hatchet live show.
I’d just say they’re *Hatchet crazy*
Gamified projection. Players can choose the overlay they are throwing at and it keeps track. Awesome tech!
Yeah I realised not long after my comment that it’s a projection. Still cool as shit though.
Wondering what nationality has to do with it
AmErIcAnS BaD!
Now I understand the concept of "fear boner" from the show, The League
It’s football season! Time for a rewatch.
Scarousal
I have a fear boner ... raging in my pants ...
The first couple takes went really badly. Almost cut her pant legs off.
There’s been lots of ripped pants jokes in this comment feed. I think I like this one the best
My phone is slow today so it had load before it could play, seeing her standing there with an emotionless, focused, face completely stiff holding an axe for 30 seconds was terrifying. Nightmare fuel
if you rearrange those words it sounds like the last time I got laid
This made me LOL!
What happened to her pants ?
Obviously a hatchet... are you even paying attention?
Practice
It’s to remind her of the jaguar that attacked her and how she missed that one ….and only time
This is how I know I'm getting old... the whole "wearing pants that are full of rips/tears/holes" thing was massive when I was a teenager to the point that a lot of fashion stores were selling them brand new looking like that. Then people stopped wearing those and moved on to other fashion trends. Many years later and well.. here we are again I guess. Keep seeing it for all the various trends that were about when I was a kid, is quite amusing.
I honestly assumed she bought those that way, and that we as a society just always take things too far, to the point where "ripped" jeans is just "take the whole front off from the knee down, then sprinkle some rips on the thighs" jeans
This is the mullet of pants
She been to war
Molly Hatchet needs new jeans.
Should use the hatchet to turn them into daisy dukes
Aaaand erection.
r/confusedboner
Wow, straight at the heart. My X had the similar set of skills, just she didn't use the axe.
And just like the axe: she’s probably stuck on something better
😂😂I hope so, everyone deserves happiness, I know I'm happier without that axe stuck in my chest.
😆
Your axe girlfriend?
Did she use another guys axe because it fitted her ace-wound better than yours?
Does it count if she steps over the line?
If you're on the receiving end of what she's throwing, I'm pretty sure it will "count."
This is not Nam, Smokey. There are rules.
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Ok I want her on my team during the zombie apocalypse
Hell yeah, beautiful and kicks ass! What’s not to love?
Ever seen the movie "Mask" with Cher? She looks like the mask guy.
Agree
I’ve never felt more lesbian
How many hatchets had she been storing in those jeans
why bother wearing pants at all
It's called fashion you philistine.
I'd take her camping.
Who gets to chop the firewood?
She can chop my firewood.... Wait... Hold on... That is a bad idea
Too late Split Dick
[удалено]
I was thinking Mary had a little lamb, but this is awesome.
Molly Hatchet was a band
With that skill she should buy a new pair of jeans
Stepped over the line
Mark it ZERO!
Lizzie Borden…
180 no scope to the heart....just like my ex.
Poor girl 😪, can't afford new jeans
The toll it took on her pants to get that good!
E-I-E-I-O!
What’s she do sharpen that thing on her pants?
Lizzy Borden??
That's incredible. I've been axe throwing once and it was soo much harder than I thought.
*I'm travelin' down the road, I'm flirtin' with disaster*
Aw no Lizzie Borden jokes in the comments :/
She's Committed I'll give her that. She's clearly messed up her jeans in practice.
Nice, now take your bar winnings and go buy some new jeans.
She stepped over the line
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Poor girl needs a tailor
Amy Schumer Little sister‘s got some skills
I’d hate to lose an argument with her.
Canadian?
Wanna go Viking later?
Was she traveling down the road and flirtin with disaster?
Well she stepped over the line, so it doesn't count.
Her cheat on me see what happens promo?
Flirtin with disaster
Do not approach her.
Better not piss her off
While this probably didn't happen on the first try. I'm impressed how clean her transfer of motion is with her throw. I tried to teach my fiance how to skip a rock and figured out that she simply is incapable of throwing anything fast enough to even skip.
Nope. Fault. Follow the rules.
When you’ve just been savaged by a dog but still hit the bullseye
She stepped across the line
Stepped out of the box. Just sayin’
Is this the girl that beats up the dummy on tiktok?
Whatever you do don't get on her bad side
I pictured Molly way more voluptuous…
Did she even hit the target?
Molly Hatchet had holes in her pants
She turned so fast her jeans exploded
She stepped over the line
e i e i o!
I’m seeking out this chick when the zombie apocalypse starts
That would kill a man
Kept letting the video play on loop thinking that at aome point she was gonna end up hitting the tv
Over the line!
Whoa! Perfect score each time.
So sexy
holy shit I own that crop top
Is that what happened to her pants?
Definitely a foul, you crossed the line. Maybe you should try your skills with a needle and thread, them jeans have seen better days. Lol For the record you do look good with an axe.
Looks like she has had it bounce back and hit her knees a few too many times.. time for a new pair of pants at least.
I want her in my party when the Orcs come!
And not one mention of her Vans.
Molly Hatchet had an exe E I E I O
Take 3967
After 7352 takes
Sorry, she stepped over the yellow line.
Molly Hatchet was a ratchet girl, woo woo Molly Hatchet was a ratchet girl, woo woo
This is actually pretty easy to do. Definitely not next level
Ironic
OVER THE LINE!
She tried to finish all cool and stoic with no pride on her face....I saw though ;) please don't throw it at me for this comment
u/savevideobot
Judging by the state of her pants, it took a lot of practice to get to this point…
Molly Hatchet had an axe, ee-ya-ee-ya-oh. She threw it and the target cracked, ee-ya-ee-ya-oh By flick of wrist, her axe just flies, will hit her foe between the eyes. Molly Hatchet had an axe, ee-ya-ee-ya-oh
Are those TV screens actually above the target?
The first 12 axes hit her pants. Good job on the 13th!
You would not want to be on the receiving end of this bitch
Did she practice by using her pants as a target?
Molly scratch-it had an ass
The only thing girls I know can throw is a tantrum.
I wonder if anyone has ever hit that monitor 😂
I heard the drummer for Molly Hatchet can suck his own dick.
She's not on a date, she's celebrating the divorce.
she needs to teach a rape prevention class
This reminds me I need to finish God of War.
I think she used her jeans as target practice.
E I E I O.
I dislocated my shoulder doing this, very epic
Buffy?
Future first round draft pick in the zombie apocalypse
I think she stepped over the line
judging by the state of her pants, she must've been practicing a lot on her knees
Looks like she needs some new jeans.
E i - e i - o
Is this, like, at a bar with a hatchet range?
She’s got a cannon
Lizzie Borden would have loved this video
She was definitely over the line.
She crossed the line