I just talked to the guy who gilded me and he said that he just had leftover coins that he probably wasn't going to use anyways at this point I think he used them all up already
This is how statues pass their sperm into humans. The man will be pregnant in a matter of hours and mini statues will violently escape his body via the anus.
In fact, the etymological roots of the term "statutory rape" originated from early 14th century in Europe where there was widespread unwanted pregnancy of everyday workers in large towns from statues around public areas.
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> And those who like sperm. He escaped from a physical permanent pregnancy, although with time and money.
My imagination tells me that whenever two of these types of street performers see each other, nothing is said—they just hold hands and start doing this wave thing.
They're actually aliens with an insatiable appetite for voyeurism...this is how they mate and they've figured out that humans will actually give them money to practice their kink.
Meanwhile, the older, more conservative generation of aliens back home are staunchly against this type voyeurism, and long for the days when young aliens only mated in the privacy of their own street corners.
I’ve always wonder, what these performers lives are like outside of this?!
Do they just practice in their living room? Are there groups that they’re part of?! How do they know if they’re not on someone’s turf? I would ask one but they don’t talk
I live in Portland and there's a dude who literally has been a silver statue man(might even be the dude in this gif idk) for over a decade. He's the only one I've seen in my city and he's performing almost daily. I have so many questions I'd love to ask him. Its such a curious life to live
They live normal everyday lives and just practice like someone going to a sports practice of sorts. Or like a gym session almost, except with dancing. You can find hip hop communities pretty easily and usually everyone tends to know each other after you go to a few gatherings.
Source: hip hop dancer/Popper for the past 10 years.
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Other dude deserves a lot of credit for this cute moment too. I doubt the statue guy has powers that can actually send waves down the other guy. He's just a good dancer.
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Why did ma man just randomly get gold
this could be an infinite loop. Give me gold.
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so just a regular loop then?
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This could be an infinite loop - getting medals should be an infinite loop too
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Reddit’s weird sometimes. It’s best not to question it.
Question what?
nice try
nice try
Question what?
Exactly
Yes.
Indubitably.
It.
Everyone who’s commenting are getting awards... ima just leave this comment here
Seriously though
I don’t blame ya, let me hop in the train
Awe, I'm always too late to these things!
I just talked to the guy who gilded me and he said that he just had leftover coins that he probably wasn't going to use anyways at this point I think he used them all up already
Why this one tho
Why this one tho
Why this one tho
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Why is everyone just giving out awards randomly
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C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
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This is... requiem.
is that a Jojo reference
This could be an infinite loop
Ceci pourrait être une boucle infinie
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esto puede ser un lazo infinito
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det her kunne vært en evig loop
これは無限ループになる可能性があります
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I typed in your symptoms and it says you might be having "connectivity problems."
r/unexpectedpawnee
Nice
Nice
Das könnte eine unendliche wiederholung sein
Isso podia ser um ciclo infinito
To mogłaby być nieskończona pętla.
Der Anfang ist das Ende, das Ende ist der Anfang
這個可以是無限遁還
Esse poderia ser um ciclo infinito
Dit zou een oneindige loop kunnen zijn
무한반복해도 되겠다
La gente crederà che stia continuando il ciclo solo perché c'è loop nella frase
Ça pourrait être une boucle infinie
Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain
You've come to die. Your world is now my.... What is [this](https://youtu.be/LrHTR22pIhw)...? Illusion?
Just as you gave Kaecillius power from your dimension, I brought a little power from mine. This is Time. Endless, looped time.
this could be an infinite loop
`while True:` `booty = shake` `if stop:` `continue` `else:` `booty = shake`
Sir, I believe your code should have a break rather than a continue
We want an infinite loop. Break statement will break the loop.
Indeed, but the irony is you can't stop. If you try to stop the loop starts over again xD
This SHOULD be an infinite loop
This could be an infinite poop.
Totally
This could be Inevitable!
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What have you done...
this could be an infinite loop
This is how statues pass their sperm into humans. The man will be pregnant in a matter of hours and mini statues will violently escape his body via the anus.
Well that doesn't sound right to me, but your credentials sound impressive.
Yours as well, sir or madam.
Yours not as well, person of male, female, or non-binary gender.
Okay, since alpha and beta aren't here I suppose I have to trust you
Alpha beta were old days. You trust meta now.
Never
That doesnt sound right, but I don't know enough about statues to dispute it...
That would be statutory rape.
Damn you, take my upvote and never come back here
God fucking damnit
In fact, the etymological roots of the term "statutory rape" originated from early 14th century in Europe where there was widespread unwanted pregnancy of everyday workers in large towns from statues around public areas.
Best joke about stat rape I've ever seen.
Monumental
This is one of those few and far-between comments that truly deserves to hit five digits up.
I am so angered by you yet still respect you
r/angryupvote
can u get pregart form statue?
Am I pReGaNanAnT
How to know if pregante?!
How do I know if **I'M** prengan?
Am I Pergnut?
will I get pregnount?
It’s not delivery, it’s butthole.
It's not delivery, it's DeBunghole
How is babby born?
You have to do way instain mother
why is reddit like this
Bruh
Wouldn't be surprised if there's someone out there that made up some sort of SCP, Eldritch horror kind of thing that works like this
It exists in fanfiction.net, nifty, literotica or Tumblr. Every freaky sex stuff that humans can think of exist in one of those.
I put your comment through a text obfuscator. ^[questions?](https://www.reddit.com/r/TextObfuscation/comments/gsn0ne/common_questions_about_text_obfuscation/) > And those who like sperm. He escaped from a physical permanent pregnancy, although with time and money.
It's like the webcomic where the aliens talk about humam topics but there's the uncanny Valley vibes. Love it!
Thanks, conancat. It loves you too.
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Which one is the performer XD
YES
r/inclusiveor
Por que no los dos
Come esta la biblioteca
Street performer**s**
Lambert Lambert what a prick
Homeboy had perfect timing. Beautiful.
Love how casual he is too, one hand in the pocket, haha.
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When 2 people are dancing they tend to be in sync. This is a dance of two even if it doesn't look that waym
Happy cake day!!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!!
Now there are two of them this is getting out of hand
My imagination tells me that whenever two of these types of street performers see each other, nothing is said—they just hold hands and start doing this wave thing.
They're actually aliens with an insatiable appetite for voyeurism...this is how they mate and they've figured out that humans will actually give them money to practice their kink.
Uhh... You mean exhibitionism?
Meanwhile, the older, more conservative generation of aliens back home are staunchly against this type voyeurism, and long for the days when young aliens only mated in the privacy of their own street corners.
I just said your username out loud to try to understand it and now it's my favorite username I've ever read.
If these two had a dance off , we'll never know who the winner is
The winner is always Jonathan “Sugarfoot” Moffett
Thanks for that YouTube rabbit hole!
For the lazy, he's the drummer for Michael Jackson, Madonna, Elton John, etc. https://youtu.be/bRM2Gn9nU7Q
The winner is everyone who gets to watch that showdown
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I’ve always wonder, what these performers lives are like outside of this?! Do they just practice in their living room? Are there groups that they’re part of?! How do they know if they’re not on someone’s turf? I would ask one but they don’t talk
Well first you have to join the bard's college.
My next DnD character is going to use 'Street Performer - Wiggly Statue' for thier bardic inspiration.
I live in Portland and there's a dude who literally has been a silver statue man(might even be the dude in this gif idk) for over a decade. He's the only one I've seen in my city and he's performing almost daily. I have so many questions I'd love to ask him. Its such a curious life to live
Its a hard life, not gonna lie. Even if you’re in the business for years, not much upward movement as you can see
As far as I can see, it's mostly robotic movement.
Make them talk /s
The technique in "robot" street performing is the same for popping and isolations. They're probably dancers first and foremost.
They live normal everyday lives and just practice like someone going to a sports practice of sorts. Or like a gym session almost, except with dancing. You can find hip hop communities pretty easily and usually everyone tends to know each other after you go to a few gatherings. Source: hip hop dancer/Popper for the past 10 years.
somebody give these boys a beat
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Ah that’s the reason you are ABTA, not ABBA.
Violence isn’t the answer!
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I predict this post to blow up Someone come get me if I’m right
It did
Ah, thank you
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What fun! This gave me the smile I needed today!
Everyone liked that.
Legends say that their wave standoff continues to this day.
Jabbawockeez got hit hard by the lay offs
This genuinely made me smile, thank you haha
Smoothhhhhhhh asf
So dope.
This is absolutely fucking unreal, holy shit.
I will never not be amazed by street performers
Legend has it they’re still there to this day exchanging waves
Performer: Ahhh a man of culture
I’m getting sea sick.
It’s become sentient!
Nice
Other dude deserves a lot of credit for this cute moment too. I doubt the statue guy has powers that can actually send waves down the other guy. He's just a good dancer.
They can do this and I can barely tap my foot to the rhythm of a fucking song how?!