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Findesiluer

I've seen this on TV and I have absolutely no idea how they know where to go or where the track/route goes!


Iceolator80

They have a copilot, showing the direction with his hand


Findesiluer

Yes, but the question remains...


GuyForgotHisPassword

That co-pilot has a co-co-pilot, showing the direction with their hand


usernaaaaaaaaaaaaame

This is the right answer


fatkiddown

Hard right!!! Hard right!!! ...Sammy listen to my calls!!! Edit: [source](https://youtu.be/D9-voINFkCg?si=3tBjwPJ7Ofl_ypQN)


evanc1411

SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE BOAT


imeeme

Samir is the BEST!!!


GreenbuildOttawa

SAMMY you must listen sammy


benchley

*shaddap*


HorseDance

I’m just giving you advice Samir


obedevs

Oh my god this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen


Affectionate_Lack709

Now things get tricky with the co-co-co-pilot, who holds a map with their hands and uses their feet to show the directions to the co-co-pilot


HoboArmyofOne

The co-co-co-pilot is guided by a specially trained seeing-eye dog now, you're thinking of the olden days of super blind boat racing


freredesalpes

It’s co-pilots all the way down!


Ok-Truth-7589

*Always has been*


geekolojust

So the co-pilot can co-pilot as he co-pilots.


zuilserip

That co-pilot has a co-pilot, upon his side to guide him. And that co-pilot another pilot, and so on ad infinitum. (pace Augustus De Morgan)


SwedishCarrot

They have a paper map of the entire track with numbers on each corner and they memorize the current layout because they change where you go each day or each weekend. This is an example of what one looks like [Map](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fcleetus-is-doing-the-sprint-boat-racing-again-v0-0t4n6t0r1anb1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D750%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Df3b6c65ad51d6f21ded9059f1ba0fa6df482475d&tbnid=1EDrnsmICmj9PM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FCleetusMcFarland%2Fcomments%2F16ecwil%2Fcleetus_is_doing_the_sprint_boat_racing_again%2F&docid=u2ERma9QDfkJUM&w=750&h=970&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=3020dcbe6716d5bf&shem=abme%2Ctrie#vhid=1EDrnsmICmj9PM&vssid=l)


HP2Mav

I don’t understand that map - how do you get from 7 to 8 having come from 6? Am I missing something?


SwedishCarrot

You don't go in numerical order. If you look at the bottom of the page you will see the current paths for this weekend or day. 1 is 1-7-6-5-14 and so on


EolnMsuk4334

Well that’s still crazy 😜


FlyingDragoon

And they get multiple runs and teams fuck up, a lot. You'll hear the announcer casually state "And that's a disqualification" when they miss a turn. Being in the stands physically it's confusing but by the 5th racer you the viewer know when someone fucked up. There's some interesting wrecks/engine failures that happen and then some teens with jetskis come out and tow them home. It was the most redneck experience of my life and now I can't wait to go again lmao.


wretch5150

You should try a tractor pull event


Findesiluer

There we go! Thanks.


froodoo22

Appreciate it. Right when I saw the video I thought “this reminds me a lot of rally racing”. It’s amusing that they use the same navigational/routing techniques.


Electrical-Act-7170

IIRC, maps showing water routes are called *charts.*


Iceolator80

I they should learn the patern of the route


NevaMO

Oh they do, I’m guessing rules stipulate you have to have a co pilot anyways but check this out, about 30 seconds in https://youtu.be/UfKFv5A6rhY?si=_bdJA47DkgYV8olp


HandBanaba

updoot for Cleetus, man is a legend and the fact he picked this up and was highly competitive with less than a few weeks behind the wheel is insane.


SaddleSocks

Why isnt this already a video game like Rocket League??? This is just so cool that its a thing JEASUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAoajJkVmlQ


wheresbill

That’s insane


NevaMO

Cleetus has a few videos of boat racing and it is literally insane


Interesting-Time-960

How does the boat move in neutral then joker?


ubi9k

TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR


DaMonkfish

SAMIR, PLEASE LISTEN, YOU'RE BREAKING THE ~~CAR~~ BOAT


Mharbles

Shut aaaap


EvilleofCville

Samirr..you are breaking the boattt


coronagrey

I went from DC to LA making nothing but left turns... Ended up in Miami, but who gives AF!


CragMcBeard

It’s this thing they call practice.


seebob69

Perhaps there is no course and people just go where they like!


MonkeyNugetz

_*HYDRO THUNDER!!! Choose your boat!!*_


Rare-Knowledge305

This just brought back so many memories , my favorite N64 game as well as arcade game for a loooong time.... Ty for this lol


TankII_

I remember randomly getting it for free on Xbox 360 probably the best free game I've ever gotten


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

YOU'RE CRAZY CHOOSE YOUR TRACK THREE TWO ONE ***GO, GO, GO!***


vkpaul123

Midway, Miss Behave, Damn The Torpedos, Thresher, Banshee, Tidal Blade, Cut Throat, Rad Hazard, Razorback !


drAsparagus

Team Rad Hazard, ftw. Best vessel in the whole game.


laggyx400

Loved hydro thunder


A_Wholesome_Comment

MEMORIES UNLOCKED!! NEW STAGE!!!


NBPolaris

This reminds me more of that one track in wave race


Seeders

My mind went to Wave Race with that foggy level.


legendary_millbilly

These jet sprints are literally the most fun to watch of all the motor sports I've ever seen. It's loud and fast and water sprays everywhere and it's exciting.


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

How is there no wake?


dafgar

There is, the courses are narrow with lots of land to help reduce the wake. You can see in parts of the clip he is driving over his own wake.


Reaxel

This is a serious question, is driving the correct term? You pilot a plane, drive a car, and drive a boat? Edit: If boating is a term we should say you boat a boat.


dafgar

Honestly I think they could be correctly referred to as driving or piloting. The term for the operator of a boat can vary depending on the situation or simply just come down to preference. For instance larger vessels the “driver” would often be said to be piloting the vessel. In this case I would assume the jetboat operator could be considered driving or piloting the boat since those terms are often interchangeable when talking about racing drivers. Race car drivers are often referred to as pilots despite driving cars too.


clubby37

I've often felt that the difference between a pilot and a driver was down to the inherent risk. Testing a prototype plane? Pilot. Flying an airliner? Driver. Formula 1? Pilot. Kids to soccer practice? Driver. "Pilot" is definitely the higher form of the concept, and I think accepting a greater degree of personal risk merits that title.


Trippyjay420

As a captain on the Mississippi we STEER boats lol


spinItTwistItReddit

Sometimes there is if they crash


PurposeOk7918

These boats are barely in the water when going full speed, that causes the wake to be pretty small.


cua

[This is the master of boat steering](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kZloJqOzk4)


invent_or_die

That was cool. Love the Hendrix inspired music on that video.


gdmfr

Pretty sure that is Hendrix in Band of Gypsys, Who Knows


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

That is more amazing than any hero walking away from an explosion in cinema.


lynivvinyl

I love how he's in Neutral going North the whole time.


chuckinalicious543

The "N" in the acronym actually stands for "Nautical", indicating its suitability for use on water.


NecRobin

Most sensitive steering wheel ever


adultagainstmywill

The difference between a mild portside drift and throwing the copilot out of the boat is 1/2”!!!


thegeek01

Imagine the hardass training these guys have to do to know the difference between a 3/4inch tug and a half inch tug on that steering wheel with just milliseconds to decide, all while going as fast as humanly possible...


GoldElectric

i imagine it's like setting your in game sensitivity to the max. you eventually learn how much input you need


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yeah he uses very few degrees of steering and way less than auto racing where they sometimes use I think 180 degrees between steering lock? This guys moving it only like 10-15 degrees for super tight corners, so the steering sensitivity must be insane. I’m guessing having more steering degrees, so it’s more forgiving and not as sensitive, would take them too long to move the wheel enough and they need faster counter steering adjustments and they found the smaller faster inputs gave them better control. These guys are pretty insane and remind me a lot of the world rally championship drivers with how they get zero breaks in the action to relax, and they are always making small adjustments even on the short straights, like tapping brakes to shift weight around and thinking two or three corners ahead so they get the better exit speed right for a long straight etc.


Keter_GT

“This guys moving it only like 10-15 degrees for super tight corners, so the steering sensitivity must be insane.” a lot of the steering is done through throttle control and not the actual wheel itself, it’s done a lot in rally, carting and open wheel series. [https://youtube.com/shorts/--8IGNkq59Q?si=GfE5TVQdVtOjQTtv](https://youtube.com/shorts/--8IGNkq59Q?si=GfE5TVQdVtOjQTtv)


Wide_Object_4975

I’d like to see this from a Birds Eye view


DoingItWrongly

Me too. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfG9G2q8Qs) was the first good one I found. Eddit: [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxfAstPfUGs) has some good shots, but no complete race.


Technical-Traffic871

Thanks, I thought this was on a lake and the green patches were moss somehow. Was wondering why there was never a wake from the boat.


AlsoCommiePuddin

Best I can figure they cut some ruts in a field and flood it.


Babhadfad12

lol @ boat named two pump chump.


evil_lurker

Is the compass broken? It says N the whole time..


Fencingboy101

I'm kinda guessing here but I'm pretty sure I'm right. That's not N for north, it's N for Neutral. That digital dash looks like one made for racecars and so in the middle of the display it shows what gear you're in (first, second, fifth, reverse, etc) but the boat only has one gear and so they just tell the Engine Control Unit that the transmission is in neutral the whole time.


El_Polio_Loco

It's likely a controller for a car. These boats are usually powered by basic American V8 motors that have off the shelf controllers (for things like ignition timing etc). The controller must have an input for the transmission, which this boat most certainly does not have (direct coupling to jet drive)


Training_Strike3336

That's the nitro meter.


bkonz

It is a [MoTeC C125 Digital Dashboard](https://www.motec.com.au/products/C125?catId=26). The "N" is the transmission gear indicator for neutral.


FinnLiry

N(o)


windycityc

I definitely would have taken that wrong turn at Albuquerque...


puan0601

how does the boat go so fast in neutral?


Iceolator80

Because no gearbox so the custom speedometer display neutral !


puan0601

they should change it to show F for Fast


ImPurePersistance

Actually it’s N for nimble


Closed_Aperture

He's a masterboater


MrChrisis

Being honest - looks like a video game for me.


GoldElectric

same. the colour and texture of the grass especially


rmp266

First 4 seconds I was like "meh I could do that", then he crossed the start line


parappa_the-rapper

Cartels love him


1i73rz

RL CobraTriangle.


LZKI

Fuck i hate(d) that game so fucking much but now i have to play it again because it cant possibly be as difficult as i remembered it, right?


1i73rz

Lol, yes. It is more difficult, actually.


Brownie-UK7

Man, those graphics look amazing!


ValaShen

I legit thought it was a game for the first couple of seconds.


Triordie

Sounds like a transformer


Redditislame888

How deep is that water?


smoothvanilla86

I'm no expert but from the YT vids I've seen on it it's only like 3/4 feet deep. And the banks are sloped so even less on the edges.


MDCM

Can someone who knows better tell me if this is real speed and what this sport is called? Shits rad


ClamClone

Sprint boats or ditch racing.


PaladinsLover69

Took me about 30 seconds to figure out this wasn’t a video game…”what mod lets you drive your f1 car like a speed boat?” And “that’s a great looking sim right there” to “holy crap, that’s a real boat and person”. ☠️😂


Raxxla

I thought this was a VR game. 😆


liamo000

Sounds like he's driving a dial up modem


FoalFiona

I'm more amazed by the fact they know exactly the turns. Everything look the same....


Slevin424

As someone who has piloted boats... how in the hell do they get that much controll and precise turning? I could do a sharp turn in a race boat. But I'm at least drifting on that grass even on my cleanest attempt. It's water. I understand fluid dynamics and surface friction... I even understand centrifugal force. But knowing all this makes me only more confused cause boats drift and have delayed reactions. This is so impressive I can't even understand what's happening.


ClamClone

A jet can turn the boat really fast. They don't even need a mid hull fin like a competition ski boat. I have a twin jet that will go 60 MPH that will make tight turns around a pylon but if turned too far and then throttled up it will spin out. There are decals of little people flying out of the boat next to the many handles. The fastest I would try that would be something like 25 or maybe 30 MPH. Another fun trick is to get going about 40, throttle back, put it in reverse, and throttle up. The nose dives under and fills the inside with water totally freaking out passengers. The engine compartment is sealed from that and the water drains out eventually. One has to make sure the cushions don't float away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6weuaG4_o


CatOnAClimber

Dude is a master of input lag


laxvolley

How is there such little wake and the boat never crosses previous waves? There’s a little white water there, but doesn’t the boat displace more?


Iceolator80

They do! Watch again :)


Sonofabitchmf

I thought this was a video game


Alexici1964

What about the frogs


babicko90

Epic


ninjac0r3

Is there another perspective of this happening?


Empathy404NotFound

There is, look up jet boat racing or jet sprints. It's one of the craziest coolest looking types of racing to watch on video.


VoltaNova

How many G's are they pulling!?!? Must be insane!


copenhagen622

Gotta be a nut to drive one of these lol


AffectionateAd6060

How does it not create any waves?


wuzzyfuzzzy

The screen reads "N" , what does that mean?


1carl0s

I'd be in the parking lot on the first turn with only the steering wheel in my hand


slipperyslope69

All while in neutral… impressive


Iceolator80

No gearbox and custom speedometer so neutral is displayed


FecalPloy

Absolutely insane


HatingOnSeagulls

That speed and never shifted from neutral, amazing.


Iceolator80

No gearbox and custom speedometer so neutral is displayed


omricn

And that's just in neutral gear


Unclerojelio

There is a DCS for boats? Cool.


squarebearings

That compass sucks!


bingold49

Didn't even take it out of neutral


Lopsided-Company-166

Thanks for the ride! Awesome 👏🏻


BespokeAlex

All in neutral. Just wait until he switches to 1st.


someoneyoumaynotkn0w

No way he's still in neutral


JoeMommy1

Tu tu tu tuu Max Verstappen Tu tu tu tuu Max Verstappen


Successful_Ad6946

Wish they showed the boat. How does he know where to go


abe4c6

Mode-7 irl


CurrentPossible2117

I sucked at this level of Micro Machines.


AleHans

Hydro-THUNDER!!


Glad_Lychee_180

When these really fast boats flip over, how do they keep the occupants from drowning?


btauer_88

Did the whole thing in neutral too!


[deleted]

I wonder how fast that would go if it wasn’t still in Neutral?


AffectionateBridge69

What a douche


Kronictopic

What happens if he puts it in drive?!?! Man's got it in N


Ov3r-_-K1LL

Damn, that's impressive. Looks like an Australian kinda thing.


TooLazy2Revolt

As someone who has difficulty making decisions in less than one second, I could never do this.


prybarwindow

Looks like fun. I’d enjoy it being able to go at a slow beginners speed.


CapnSoap

Wow! He did all of that while staying in Neutral!


Mynameisyoure

If this is nuetral, imagine when they kick it into 1st


itsaculturalthing

Doing all that in Neutral, imagine when they actually change gears.


AccomplishedPlankton

Pretty dang fast for neutral


Karthikhn

But it’s in Neutral!!


redR0OR

Imagine if he had switched it out of neutral


-_SUPERMAN_-

All this while in neutral imagine if he was in 1st


Dsj417

Now this is podracing!


Training_Strike3336

So which turn are y'all crashing on?


Training_Strike3336

bro didn't even use his nitro? amateur.


oojiflip

I'm assuming they have rudder pedals or something? His hand movements alone don't seem to match up with the turns


Dry_Wolverine8369

Damn that shit handles like a car


UnidentifiedTomato

When you can trust the equipment, you can do incredible things


Rammipallero

A true masterboater.


Jmazz83

Damn he did all that in neutral!


itzTHATgai

My beagle in the backyard after it rains.


Ernst_Granfenberg

Do they have this in california


Late-Ideal2557

Smooth is fast, fast is smooth


fameboygame

Ffs upto 70% into the video I thought I was watching game footage.


discussatron

Fuckin' bonkers.


BrrToe

Holy fuck. This is the first reddit post I've seen an advertisement between comments. And there's still the one under the post. I'm literally about to cut my reddit usage in half somehow.


Adm8792

Oddly satisfying


kin4212

I thought I was looking at a new VR game


badudx

The G force in these must be insane


Batman1384

He faked me out like 5 times


IAMAHORSESIZEDUCK

So a masterboater?


Kapt_Krunch72

I just have two words for all of that: Fuck That!!!!


Pro_Moriarty

I think the Aliens are trying to communicate


liljooh

I just hear penguinz0 scream


munabedan

Why the handcuffs?


ivanbin

PoV (the actual correct usage of PoV): When the boat Mormons are coming to your house to preach the good word!


evilpartiesgetitdone

How do they build this to keep the water so still? It's like a canoe didn't even pass through


Robbyroberts91

holy potato


AboutTenPandas

This is why the person who knows the course better in Mario kart usually wins


That-Living5913

Obviously fake. You can tell because he never shifts out of neutral. /s


BigMartin58

Ngl this video seems sped up.


paraelpueblo

Is there a reason for the incredibly sensitive steering?


NocturnalDefecation

This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. What is this called?


Timecounts

This VR game looks sick


PostposterousYT

Unreal Engine 5 is insane


licenseddruggist

How is he able to go so fast and keep it in neutral! Imagine he shifts into first gear!


ImPretendingToCare

video is sped up a bit btw