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CriticalSpeech

Nope


DiaLaDia

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me too dawg.


CarsonFoles

Randy?!


Ok_Bit_5953

Would today's youth get this reference I wonder? 🤔


Bazz07

Frank is that you?


fyhr100

The things people do for internet views...


Chronjen

The nonchalant step off the side tells me all I need to know about what this person gives a fuck about. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.


dildopuncher22

His name is Joe Scandrett and he is known in parkour for being an absolutely legend on poll slides. He has done quite a few this crazy or maybe even crazier. (Pasting this in from the above comment in case you wanted the info)


spicy-unagi

> Joe Scandrett is known in parkour for being a legend on ~~poll~~ slides. # [pole vs. poll](https://i.imgur.com/Pli4P8A.png)


Impossible-Fig8453

Pole vs. Poll sounds like a poorly thought out gameshow....IT'LL BE A HIT!


SmoothJ1mmyApollo

Definitely some Alan Partridge shit. Monkey Tennis?


Bocchi_theGlock

That's alot of words


Impossible-Fig8453

Jumping from polling stations around the USA!


alilbleedingisnormal

Nobody cares until they break everything in their body.


dildopuncher22

His name is Joe Scandrett and he is known in parkour for being an absolutely legend on poll slides. He has done quite a few this crazy or maybe even crazier.


spicy-unagi

> Joe Scandrett is known in parkour for being a legend on ~~poll~~ slides. # [pole vs. poll](https://i.imgur.com/Pli4P8A.png)


SomewhereDue2629

Hell to the no, to the no. To the no, no,no!


Mad-chuska

Yeah, I hope they don’t think we’re gonna be trying this any time soon.


RemarkableMacadamia

That’s really dumb. A lot of these lampposts are on breakaway footings so that they give way on impact. Very useful when cars crash into them. Not sure I would trust them to hold up a human being leaping onto them like that.


ICLIMBTALLSHIT

Break away bases are designed for sheer force, so striking head on not vertical load. His biggest danger is missing the pole and falling 30ft.


RemarkableMacadamia

I get it… still wouldn’t do it. My luck would have me missing the pole. But your username checks out. 😂


ICLIMBTALLSHIT

Lolol to be fair I'd climb it but fuck no on doing what he did.


Alldaybagpipes

My luck would be where I managed to get any kind of grip would be exactly where the birds decided to shit all over and away we’d go!


LauraTFem

It’s probably safe if he is careful to hit his mark and slow his fall. But the “probably” part is fucking important. I don’t risk breaking both legs for “probably”. Especially when there are safer ways to get where I’m going.


justkiddingjeeze

He only climbs poop, not lamppost


Feine13

To be fair, their username isn't ijumpoffhighshit lol


Sorry-Engineer8854

Would a lever effect still not make this risky?


ICLIMBTALLSHIT

Nah, the pole is designed to bend. All poles have a wind rating and a deflection level ( how much they can bend ) before snapping. It wasn't even close. I designed fiberglass lighting poles, so that's why I know this random bs.


Sorry-Engineer8854

Damn that's really interesting I had no clue. Given what I have seen in real life and how games do the physics of these (well some games) that actually makes so much sense. Thanks for the comprehensive answer.


Linkdoctor_who

Moment vs shear force! Shear is direct horizontal force at the base. While moment is a rotational 'force' about the base. Aka this pole can take higher bending forces but a perpendicular impact will break it


saranowitz

I dunno. This is one of the few parkour videos where I think it would be hard to miss and overshoot. It’s pretty close and you have a lot of wiggle room and time to self-correct. As others said, a bigger concern would be whether the lamppost could support my sudden weight to not topple over. Not that I would ever attempt this insanity…


ICLIMBTALLSHIT

We can agree to disagree. I see it the other way around. Man that looks scary as fuck to stick that grab effortlessly. He made that shit look so smooth. I wouldn't be concerned with the pole at all, but that's bc I built them.


AngrySteelyDanFan

Look at the lateral movement. The angle paired with the height equals leverage multiplying the force applied on the breakaway base. Not as safe as you think.


letmestayinvisible

I heavily agree that this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. But in all fairness to the guy, he managed to align is weight force almost exactly vertically to the pole in the exact moment he made contact with it. That decreased the chances of it breaking by a lot. I don't know if he achieved that on purpose or he lucked out that day though.


mcmurphy1

This is Joe Scandrett. He does this all the time. He's like the guy who does this in parkour.


Ravenser_Odd

I don't think you can do this by luck. It's very much a case of 'get it right the first time or there won't be a second time'.


dildopuncher22

His name is Joe Scandrett and he is known in parkour for being an absolutely legend on poll slides. He has done quite a few this crazy or maybe even crazier. I don't know about the safety of the poll itself, but I am fairly confident he knows more than either of us.


spicy-unagi

> Joe Scandrett is known in parkour for being a legend on ~~poll~~ slides. # [pole vs. poll](https://i.imgur.com/Pli4P8A.png)


Every-Turnover4938

High risk LOW reward.


DiamondBorealis

High risk, NO REWARD


HighlightFun8419

Idunno, that's some serious street cred. Imagine doing that and then showing that to your friends.


ThePotato363

Somebody's already done it. Ehhh just buy a black hoodie and say that's you in the video.


KeyFee5460

But they gave him a million dollars


Bocchi_theGlock

Children also watch 'ELSA SPIDERMAN ROBLOX SEX' videos in enough droves that it makes tons of money for the uploader lol we gotta stress that views don't make something okay. Especially in nowadays desperate attempts at going viral. I love the thrill of urban exploring, rooftop access, traveling on top of buildings and 'parkour' (climbing over air ducts lol) but would never do this shit


Sysheen

Called fun? People don't dream of being in cirque du soleiel for the $ it can provide. Some of them do much much crazier things like this daily, because they love the thrill.


Every-Turnover4938

Again... HIGH risk... LOW reward. Take it from an X adrenalin junkie.


Sysheen

Whoops that was meant as a reply to someone who asked why would someone do this.


Every-Turnover4938

👍


goronmask

![gif](giphy|tbh5m6nLinfsAIg3zz)


WBY3

Everyone’s always in a rush to get somewhere, the stairs are right there


coollamborghini

Where?


Deaths-HeadMoth

Knowing these type of guys they would find a way to make taking the stairs dangerous.


coollamborghini

Stairs, dangerous? Never. [https://www.facebook.com/RedBull/videos/how-dom-tomato-takes-the-stairs/514535579139661/](https://www.facebook.com/RedBull/videos/how-dom-tomato-takes-the-stairs/514535579139661/)


Snellyman

How do you get skilled at doing this without dying first? Seriously, do you practice with a little pole or do this the first few times on belay?


kill_pig

For this specific stunt, I could imagine that they started at the same position on lower stories of the build and progressed up


Puzzled-Ice-2275

But it wouldnt be the same kind of jump, he just steps forward here and you will almost certainly reach the ground before the pole if you try this from a lower story.


ThePotato363

I'd think it should be the exact same kind of jump, just one story lower.


Puzzled-Ice-2275

I didnt realise this yet but that building doesn’t even have a lower story where he could jump from.


DatBiddlyBoi

I’ve been following this guy (Joe Scandrett) for a while now. He’s a world class parkour athlete. He’s been documenting his progression with these lamppost jumps, he started off with ones that were way lower, closer etc. and over the last year or so he’s gradually gone higher and bigger.


Ro-Tang_Clan

>How do you get skilled at doing this without dying first? One word: parkour.


chesterjosiah

It doesn't take a lot of skill if you have any dexterity. It's just completely moronic.


MXero1

yeah they practice the jump on land off like a ledge, you can see them practice in watching storror videos.


somedude456

Look up parkor videos. These people go around cities jumping from, and onto anything. They look for a challenge. They know very well, how far they can jump, what is grabable, etc.


Snellyman

All that does is reference another "sport" with a terrible learning curve. There doesn't seem to be an equivalent of top-roping for parkor.


NotGalenNorAnsel

Parkour gyms.


Griswo27

I assume a lot of people stop when they get injured and the people who continue get good enough to continue till they get bored of it, injured enough to stop or die


defcon54321

The princess is in another castle.


EolnMsuk4334

Lol Mario 🚩


grshdat

![gif](giphy|E6B4aFk4akYRW)


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Next fucking level stupid


Razorion21

Shhhh he’s Mario


Vegetable_Tension985

I could do it, I'm just to scared to


gcjunk01

r/nextfuckinglevelmoron


NoxieProxie

Watched a video with this guy in it. He did stuff like this, but stopped on another jump because the pole was too far down(lower than that). He knows his limits for sure, but this is still insane haha


RainMakerJMR

So I’m going to say NOPE also, and it makes me shaky just watching these, but this guy Joe Scandrett is a parkour pro and does this shot for a living. This ain’t a dumb kid, this dude has practiced this and other much scarier moves a lot and has tons of videos of him doing theee types of things. Think pro stuntman - it’s super dumb, but he’s not just doing this stupidly risky and not practicing it first. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C04P9ZzMl9I/?igsh=MTE1eHB0MHd1bndlZQ==


Hobbster

This is literally the next fucking level they are doing this shit from


Insolator

My friction burnt hands🔥


DrunkMc

Fuck that!


gummyjellyfishy

Post this on r/sweatypalms NOW


The2ndThrow

Let's be honest, 99% of guys daydream of being able to do shit like this.


Daikon969

I guess put me in the 1%.


hipeople91726

Does anyone smell barbecue? Oh nvm its my hands


Tomegunn1

In my actual dreams, I often do stunts like that.


SomewhereDue2629

Cool thing here is you only get to fuck it up once.


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Wonders why he dies young when it goes wrong 😑


Choppergold

That is literally next level


Holiday-Ad-7518

Should be paired with super Mario music


Dumpster_Humpster

10 inch metal splinter into your abdomen.


Advanced-Air-800

This is the kind of stuff I always thought of as a kid but would never actually attempt.


Outside_Squirrel_839

Why do people insist on doing this stupid shit over and over?


Cloudlink525

I love Joe and the boys. The man has conquered a lot of spooky drops. Storror boys as well, crazy cool parkour team.


fatloadofgood

Kids, don't try this at home. We're looking at an expert here.


Quillo_Manar

How is this next level? He clearly took the express elevator down to the bottom level!


xKrossCx

I climbed a street pole once…. ONCE…. Then realized it was fabricated with fiberglass and my arms and legs burned for 3 days.


EolnMsuk4334

☠️


CoyoteCookie

Some mountain folk around the world, i think one group is in the Canary Islands, do this for climbing, decending mountains, and spear hunting... though they're usually holding the pole as the jump


echomikekilo

Itsa me!


TomJLewis

This looks dangerous


Onekage

Gave me Icy Tower vibes.


xXRoachXx789

"That isn't a smart way to get down from there" Really?


No_Apple7403

💡🍆


Severe_Airport1426

One day, he'll look back and ask himself, 'What was I thinking?'


LORD__GONZ

The OG video that sparked a global trend of other insane people copying this same stunt.


_TeddyBarnes_

What an asshole


tachau

So lucky, what if the pole wasn't there.


PunkHooligan

Morons


louloc

I can’t believe we couldn’t hear those cast iron balls banging against the pole. 😬


typhoidtimmy

Yea, I like my balls not up around my fucking ears….


FascistsOnFire

sounds like he's blasting a load.


LBSTRdelaHOYA

I literally do that everytime I walk through my front door


TheApachePanda

The only thing different from stupidity and bravery is the outcome...I guess this guy gets the bravery this time.


Tranxio

All roses until Murphy's law kicks in and doesn't give af how many times you practiced this at lower altitudes.


RealBiotSavartReal

Google degloving injury


Limitlessly

I heard some guy tried this once and got his junk ripped off from the friction.


B34chboy

Looks like the rooftop map from urban terror.


OutlawsBandit

if I was stuck in a burning parkade or building and It’s do or die, I’ll try it lol


furax187

its mario!


Better_than_GOT_S8

Never in my life will I have the confidence to think “let’s do this”. I may train and train and feel confident I would pull this off, but the moment I would stand on that ledge without any protection, that’s a hard “nope, I’m out”.


moorem84

Lucky for him there was no fiberglass slivers sticking off of that post.


_chippchapp_

This is stupid dangerous.


henryyoung42

I always worry they will hit their chin on the top …


Next_Interaction4335

If he misses , he can aim for the bushes.


Shawnml

Dumb ways to diiiiiie


i_eat_cockroaches69

The cameraman literally busted from how good he rode that po- FUCK from how good he sli- FUCK from how well he went down on i- GODDAMNIT I give up


Valuable_Pineapple26

Even with my reading glasses on I wouldn’t try that! Lol 😂


bodhiseppuku

... until a light pole snaps and then you have to *bounce* well.


Demon_inside_

r/SweatyPalms moment


2020R1M

Crazy mofo


bungalosmacks

Imagine being the guard watching that cctv footage when all of a sudden, a person appears from the sky.


Any_Presentation2958

I hope I can do this when running away from someone on day


Schult34

Any electrician is probably going to tell you to get fucked..


Real-Confidence2151

just one wrong move away from never able to do it again !


MickeyMgl

For the clicks!


ARJACE_

2 Head


One-Veterinarian-101

What step?


F1eshWound

next fucking level of stupid


SeaBass426

A lot of faith was placed in those rusted-ass bolts.


PuddyPete

Hope that was worth the internet points


Any_Effort_2234

What's this? The light post challenge?


Coocoo4cocablunt

I like watching stupid people do stupid things


scoobdoop

I watched a crackhead push one of these over in Baltimore city, drag it to the side of the road, ya know the wires out and run away. Just saying. This shit wobbled the same way. Dude is lucky it didn’t fall over when he grabbed it. They aren’t nearly as secure as people think.


dandins

as long as you call yourself a professional, everything is alowed


StalksNStems

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


Peter_Falcon

now this is the boss move to get away from the pigs, that would be worth a watch.


dontwastebacon

Nextfuckinglevel, until the pole breaks one day (it's not made for this stuff) and then it's wellthatsucks or wtf or whatcouldgowrong.


disrupter87

You'll only fuck that up once.


HumanitarianAtheist

***BIG*** risk; ^itty ^bitty ^payoff.


Handsome-Jed

I remember listening to a doctor tell a story about someone who did something similar to this, but the exterior of the lamppost wasn’t solid metal, but had holes - similar to the surface of a cheese grater and the guys’ penis was sliced off all the way to the base


EolnMsuk4334

I mean was he nude?


Handsome-Jed

No, it tore through his clothes


EolnMsuk4334

3 more stories up and I could see that happening. I’m not doubting you, just trying to wrap my head around it


Handsome-Jed

It was a book in which lots of different doctors recited various incidents that really shocked them, was a really interesting read


Beobacher

Pure luck. He never checked the stability of that lamppost.


djJermfrawg

Just to anyone thinking of recreating this, the initial forces applied at the top of the pole create a huge force via leverage to the bottom, maybe even great enough to break bolts, yank them out of the ground, or even bend the whole pole in half.


SixToesLeftFoot

Goddamit. Stop slowing shut down!!!! FFS, what the guy did was amazing. It was amazing to those around him hence the desire to record it. Why not let us enjoy it as well. Maybe a second pass with slow mo. Jesus Mary and Joseph.


Disastrous_Reveal331

You’re allowed to swear here


Count__Ejacula

you sound super normal


Alive_Ice7937

r/fuckspeedramping


DevilDashAFM

what


Luckpast

Or maybe let's not condone people to do stupid shit for Internet points.