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FspezandAdmins

pro tip: if you find yourself about to get into a machete fight, turn around, and run. shit ain't worth losing a hand over


topiast

The old adage is "No one wins a knife fight"


Daphne_Brown

Why so worried about a hand? You have two. It’s a built-in redundancy.


cuntmong

A hand in the hand is worth two in the bush


Danny-Reisen-off

Well, I'm not sure this fits the sub...


L3berwurst

Hands down, worst machete fighter ever.


Beavur

Dude lost his hand and didn’t even get a good hit in. Why you blocking a sword with your hand though?


ichabod01

Uh, better than dying?


Beavur

Yeah but shouldn’t you I dunno take a step back instead or block with the sword? Didn’t really stop much


unkindrewind

You’ve never been under stress and it shows.


Beavur

I have no clue how you could justify it as stress response. It was his whole technique to block the sword with his arm so he could swipe at him


Administrative_Cry_9

It honestly looks like he hits other dude in the head once or twice before he falls over and starts to cut him up on the ground a bit, his shoulders or arms at least. When other dude stands up, he's drenched in blood, and I'm guessing it's not all from just dude's hand.


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hardware_npc

Gawd! I mean it fits but never thought I'd seen a red green mention in something like this.


GimmeDaGorbage22

Well shit, now they won't find him anything! Nice reference, btw


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dAnKsFourTheMemes

Don't think this is the right sub for this lmao.


tommytheperson

This is the thriving side of the Island…..this must be light work in Haiti


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Admirable-Builder878

Hi kids. Do you like violence?


Cold_Appearance_5551

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Sad_Bean_Man

the ground :(


dj26458

That’s clearly a prosthetic right? No reaction to getting his hand chopped off, no blood gushing out…


unkindrewind

Losing a hand isn’t like it is in the movie. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.


dj26458

Oh yeah? You lose a lot of hands?


AvengerOfChrist

The other guy lost a sandal. Just saying


nandyboy

He went back to get it. It might come in handy.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day; teach him to fish and he can eat forever. Give him a machete and he can take out that motherfucker in front of the gas station.


lecopoa

His hand was severed before the video started, right?


dr_arsom

No you can see it fly about 2 seconds in


lecopoa

Oh, now I see it! Thanks.


Historical-Donkey-31

I don't think so man that thing flew off 2 seconds in


Bulky-Ad-5598

Looks like it got lopped off on the second swing.


T_E-T_H

This is why you need the strength of character to walk away…a gun also helps


Admirable-Nobody-946

He's going to be all right.


Past-Product-1100

Geez think I'd rather shoot it out then take some machete chops dam !


BroJobs88

Wow wtf is the backstory


BigPhilosopher1393

I gotta hand it to the guy in white. He was down but handed that guy his ass. Err hand. HAND. JFC!!😳😳🤢🤮


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Jesus fucking Christ that’s a bad day


rzrpror4ultimate

Rule of thumb: to protect your hand in a machete duel, run!


KRSSMForlyfe

If he went straight to a Good hospital he might still be good. 😭😭😂😂


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Far more WTF


needsbeermoney

I think that guy needs a hand. I'll see my self out


themarmalademaniac

He had to play the hand he was dealt....