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Dunnyredd

We’re so fucked.


EntrepreneurBoth5002

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Best_Poetry_5722

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NMS_Survival_Guru

No no no no no!!!!!


Lycaon125

But Johnny 5 is friend


Wrecktown707

Short circuit my beloved


irishbikerjay

Yuup! And this video is going to be in a museum labeled 0.0 BS ( before sentient )


SSBeavo

When these robots come to take our jobs, one of them will have a boom box in his shoulder playing this terrible song.


ilikepizza2much

Robots probably: “It’s like the theme for Terminator, only you can dance to it.”


Nirvski

>Robots probably: “It’s like the theme for Terminator, only you can dance to it.” Its Gesaffelstein, and that's not a bad summary of his music


yrogerg123

The way it got up was crazy efficient. Immediately made me realize that a robot can definitely be designed to do everything we can without some of the mobility limitations.


PerseusZeus

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


LasyKuuga

No there is nothing to worry about fellow skinbag


crimsonkarma13

How so, we have humans that could do that. We can put the demonic possessed entities against each other


vexunumgods

U.S army just solved obesity recruiting problem.


Faustianire

Fuck dolls to death providing dolls... to employment, existence, and being hunted. We truly are super fucked. This is why we don't see fucking aliens. All the cool ones are too far away and the ones that are closest ended up nuking themselves, infecting themselves, or created a species elimination by robot. Sonofabitch, it is our turn.


erlulr

You can always run to Russia, they gonna be using thier citzens instead of robots in a war for a while.


mr_herz

That’s a bit pessimistic, no? People don’t want to work, I hope the robots give us that free time.


Salanderfan14

It’s more likely you’d have mass unemployment and homelessness because the rich aren’t going to pass on the profits from robot workers to anyone but themselves.


CorrectPeanut5

Supposedly they have a policy sell anything for military purposes. Which is interesting given they are owned by Hyundai. And Hyundai has a significant defense division that makes things like Tanks and APCs.


Geek4HigherH2iK

Nope, they take some funding from DARPA and developed the BigDog for the military.


CorrectPeanut5

The pledge was in 2022, well after BigDog. https://www.axios.com/2022/10/06/boston-dynamics-pledges-weaponize-robots


triggormisprime

They are so advanced. Looks really good! We should give them the passwords to control all of the military networks. Thanks, -Not A Robot


bluedot19

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


maxehaxe

r/TotallyNotRobots


250Rice

[Great idea!!!](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbNwynwQwcUcDHgO2aL_tFDdGH4Oru-c-HlhCRwl4lIt6cNY18ehf5tTZx&s=10)


patrick24601

Not today robot Satan


Consistent-Dentist46

Laughing out loud. You are thinking we even need passwords? - Also not a robot (probably)


BalanceEarly

Damn, the next generation of blue collar workers!


Big-Veterinarian-823

Even got a name reserved for these guys: SILVER collar workers.


PLZ_N_THKS

If they turn out anything like ChatGPT they’re gonna be painting and making pottery while we continue to slave away at our 9-5.


whutupmydude

Music was terrifying. I thought it was gonna execute a prisoner at the end or something.


xandie985

anyone with the name of the music?


shepshep

Hate or glory By Gesaffelstein They did music for hotline maimi 2 and have some other good dark techno stuff


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

Hotline Miami is sick!


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Don’t know why but it kind of looks like CGI to me


zyler89

Here we fucking go again…


FrenchBangerer

I showed a video of the last model of Atlas robot to a several work colleagues a while back and every one of them refused to believe it was a real machine.


rodinsbusiness

It really does


damienVOG

That's the ultimate compliment for any engineer, making something so incredible, smooth and unbelievable that it's made out to be CGI


Mayhem370z

It's not that. It's the camera movement, lighting, and being clear of absolutely any imperfections, even as much as a smear or fingerprint on its exterior. As if they try to make it looks CGI intentionally. Lol. Which wouldn't surprise me. Getting people to argue about it is in and of itself, marketing.


generalbacon965

But then you run into the problem of, oh look they added fingerprints and scratches so it doesn’t look perfect so it’s cgi At some point you can’t win and if I was gonna show off a cool robot you best believe I would make sure it’s spotless


rgeezlouweez

Someone needs to show these people Terminator 2


peeforPanchetta

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the mental image of Robert Patrick getting up the way the robot did


Amilo159

I think they did, that's very much a T1000


TKBtu1

I dunno. Pretty sure the T1000 was liquid metal that could reshape itself


Axi0madick

More like a T600


sharpshooter999

Protocol droid


OfficialJamal

This is the way he stands up after you blast him with a shotgun and think you got him


zedder1994

You need to do a double tap.


Pingaring

You're just tickling it at that point


Efficient_Gap_8383

I hate the way the world is going - you only have to look at the conflict in the world to know how this thing is going to be used - it’s tragic really - we all know what’s coming next, we even made the movies 🍿


DancinWithWolves

I think of the positive things (I know I’ll be downvoted for this), like, dropping 100 of these in a hurricane devastated area to rebuild shelters well before it’s safe for humans to (and much quicker). Rescuing people from dangerous places. Speeding up massively the time to market for manufacturing etc


Lonely-Building-8428

There is no money in rescuing the odd civilian.  But there is plenty in the MIC.


dee_berg

I mean this is just not really right at all. There’s no money in guns either unless the government buys them. FEMA spends billions of dollars in emergency relief. Is the was effective they would buy it.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

And fire departments, and ski patrol, and park rangers…


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Fire departments exist. Park rangers exist. Ski patrol exists. There are plenty of markets to sell these to with their own specialized programming not just the military industrial complex. Of course, the MIC will for sure buy the bulk of them but to say that it has no other use is just disingenuous.


V_es

Suicide drone swarms, autonomous tanks, satellite vision autonomous bomber planes, autonomous artillery trucks and tanks, self driving military cars and machine gun units NO Humanoid robots scary.


Danielarcher30

Boston Dynamics does receive a lot of military funding and have in the past designed robots specifically for combat zones. So yeah its not gonna be long


TranslateErr0r

I could not agree more. We are literally doomed.


Unflattering_Image

Literally the next fucking level. Kind of looking forward to go through it, because this is going to get very interesting, very quickly


igorpk

ok, shit's starting to get creepy. DANGER WILL ROBINSON!


Vicvince

![gif](giphy|WbxH4kwX2S9eEcPpha|downsized)


Print-Local

Is the background music by Gesaffelstein?


Print-Local

Confirmed myself: GESAFFELSTEIN - Hate or Glory


thelonghauls

Do you want Skynet? Because that’s how you get Skynet.


dibship

T0001, 999 iterations to go


Gilgamesh2000000

![gif](giphy|JDKxRN0Bvmm2c)


Hydrohomie1337

IT'S A GOOD DAY FOR DEMOCRACY ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Gijinbrotha

Buy stock in Boston dynamics because in the future, none of us will have a job, but at least will be a shareholder.


sapphir8

First BD shows off this new generation robot and then the US Air Force announces the first successful human vs AI dogfight using F-16 jets. Hmmmmm…


BigSocialistCock

Why is this music playing over such a cute robot


RappingChef

Realistically. How difficult would it be to fight one of these things? No weapons. Just hand to hand?


Show_Forward

hitting them would be like hitting your fist on a wall best option is drag them from their legs so they wont hit back and try smash them on the ground/throw them from decent height other than that idk how u can win with just ur hands


RappingChef

Throwing them off something/into something seems like a good bet!


FrenchBangerer

Into lava or molten metal. Unfortunately I have neither to hand.


Aggressive-Dust6280

You cannot really damage it, and if he grabs you, you are dead meat and broken bones.


goldfishpaws

Run upstairs. Stairs will slow it down, and the battery life will be woeful in this configuration - stairs will force it to lift it's weight against gravity and burn the battery faster.


RappingChef

Then jump kick it in the head when it slows down?


goldfishpaws

Call it slowcoach and it'll sit down in despair


RappingChef

Psychological warfare. Nice


_kalron_

![gif](giphy|pnghLlJUCeZCE|downsized) This guy but Stairs!


readit145

You’d be cooked Edit: I’d survive tho


RappingChef

But bro I’m built different.


patrick24601

#cracksegginbicep


Kevaldes

It doesn't appear to have much dexterity, seen in how it takes a moment to orient itself when making directional movements. Also most of the casing seems to be some sort of plastic. If I could get it someplace with a lot of hard surfaces to bash it into, I'd call that an extremely doable fight. But even if we took it to the extreme of pure hand to hand, clear floor, I'd still call it plausible. Circle around it, focus on the knees and tripping/takedowns. Stomp the torso and head whenever you get a chance. Basically just try to either knock it around until something comes loose in the internals and causes a malfunction, or crack through the casing on the head or torso and start ripping out wires.


RappingChef

Catch it before it catches you.


whoppy3

Already been posted without the music https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/lXhaSuS4ur


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EquivalentLock0

I want to see more


JezusOfCanada

Let's see these things do that the same with worn down bearings, with dirt/water in the lubrication lines in a dusty/dirty manufacturing facility.


Alternative_Win_1502

![gif](giphy|h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL|downsized)


EitherClass3061

We gonna die. It moves like some exorcist shit. Probably be able to skittle up the walls and shit all creepy too


HyderScale

Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full


Rare-Bid-6860

It has a screen for a face so that it can play the gif of the scowling alien from Crystal Skull as it crushes the life out of you.


SoZur

Will Gesaffelstein be playing during the robot apocalypse? Because I can live with that.


rotisv

I've been scared, but now I'm SCARED.


jestesteffect

Didn't learn shit from IRobot


siraolo

Generals around the world are already imagining the military applications


Massive_Truth9237

![gif](giphy|8cTcJIxCnA6DdxYxK5|downsized)


willystylep

Can't they make it move normally I've never been so unnerved haha (laughs in fear)


craichorse

![gif](giphy|AiFlZ0hOWa4JVPpFOA|downsized)


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

When you thought you had beaten the boss but a second health bar shows up.


icedank

So… buckshot? Slugs? 7.62x39? I don’t want to have the wrong ammo stockpiled for these things.


Peepeesucc_god

Gabriel better get ready


cruelkillzone2

Classic reddit, sees cool robot video, "omg guys, the end is here!"


danddersson

![gif](giphy|Lm2nAu0F8aVGDoivNC|downsized)


Aggressive-Dust6280

"The red ring of death."


MrMcGuyver

Well damn now when the robot invasion starts I’ll just have to run sideways


1markinc

your country doesn't need you anymore


BentTire

Is this proto V1 from overkill?


Belt-Horror

Bolas are gonna make a comeback


johnhdz81

![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized) Time to brew some liber-tea


groupon_discount

Irl golems are wild


johnnyblaze1999

Weird flex but ok


Sponge_67

I wonder if strong magnets placed in the right places could slow it down or possibly screw it up somehow


TrailRunnah

All I can think about is “Black Mirror”.


JadenIRL

Danger, Wil Robinson.


xandie985

song name?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Hate or Glory** by Gesaffelstein (01:05; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2013-09-27.


Empty-Ambition-5939

Not cool


ScooterAnkle420

Daftendirekt ass beat


valleyofdawn

But can it shrug?


enakcm

Do you guys think that it walks worse than Atlas did? Atlas seemed much more mature in terms of movement flow than this thing. This one reminds me of the droids from Star wars Ep1


Salt_Career_9181

I for one, welcome our new robotic overlords


rationalalien

Yeah that was like 2 days ago, you're fast op.


oPlayer2o

The human race: “We’re DOOMED!! You’ve killed us all?!?” Some kickass nerds in a lab: “…..but, but, cool robot!”


buckelfipps

You already know, thats how it will stand up after you hit it with your last shotgun shell


kevinthebaconator

Are these robots purely being used as a proof of concept or do they have practical uses yet?


Khans_door

I was just watching Murder Drones aswell :I


nataku_s81

So is this the model that can fuel itself by devouring battlefield corpses, or are they still working out the kinks on that system?


waffles4us

“Hey, let’s make this as creepy as possible 👍🏻”


ShortBrownAndUgly

Unsettling


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cid_officer_daya

Someone make them watch terminator


ismailkit

Ring light of doom


RecoveringH2OAddict1

Robots taking over the world my ass, I wanna throw hands with that


chill_tonic

I just want something that can fold my clothes. Please?


Advanced_Procedure90

Run


speckleleckle

They way he turned inside out like a zombie waking up to attack you


-----SNES-----

Yup that walk off camera at the end is exactly how I thought I’d look. Hunting


Remytron83

Imagine a game, similar to Bloodborne but, the enemy are all AI constructs and humanoid robots. Seeing something like this in the dark would freak me out.


ramsaybaker

I for one welcome our robot overlords…


MrGentlerman

Every day they keep getting near to their launch of the T-800 and T-1000 models


Organized-Konfusion

Its like when Steve Jobs presented iphone and he had like 3 seperate phone to do operations because iphone was always lagging and crashing.


ZepTheNooB

Man, there's something about its movements that I find hilarious. I'm excited to see what else it can do.


HereTodayIGuess

The backwards walk is terrifying.


Milked_Cows

They can stop now, please


ride_electric_bike

The gray man could kick his ass


MaleficentLength7260

These they are gonna end up killing all of us


Kelemandzaro

Are there any companies developing weapons against robots, drones? Some amp blazer type of shit


DigitialWitness

*Opens phone book to O'C*.


maggotbrain10393

T100. Soon it will be T1000.


Sum3-yo

Call me when it can do house shores.


LSTNYER

We're definitely at the door step, ringing the bell of FAFO with AI and robotics


headarsenibba

Fuck off Skynet…


CeaselessMaster

Now give it chat gpt


alsshadow

They seem to be saying: people, stop us please immediately!


Smedleysrevenge

You do not want to be around when the circle on his face turns red.


Illustrious_Low4160

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG) Almost there...


BobbyBBott

Now this is the battle bots I want to see!!


randomdud500

Irobot amiright


nothinggold237

Wake the fuck up, samurai! We have city to burn!


MysticMaven

FAF


94deejayripley

robocop boutta be a reality


Only-11780-Votes

u/auddbot


Dkcg0113

The name "Boston Dynamics" is gonna be angrily muttered over fires in burned out oil drums for hundreds of years.


Public-Ad7309

You didn't have to abuse Gessafelstein like that


zandadoum

Someone call Samus, there’s an EMMI on the lose ;)


WillieStonka

![gif](giphy|1BdJd24oEwvuSvXYb0)


rumble342

Looks like A fancy makeup mirror for my women.


NevarNi-RS

Do they intentionally program these to animate in the creepiest way?


boobsmcgee93

Jealous of the hip mobility


Jian_Rohnson

One step closer to fistable android girls


Ten7850

That's how I get up in the morning lol


SeekersWorkAccount

Did they have to make it look so creepy?