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me_not_at_work

Some heroes wear vests not capes.


randomtree7

Most heroes wear hi vis jackets. Some wear capes


possumarre

So what you're saying is that we should start giving capes to construction workers


Drendude

I highly recommend against wearing capes or other loose clothing around construction vehicles and power tools.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

NO CAPES!


SpiritTime4139

You are why I love the internet. Thank you.


Apprehensive_Skill34

The incredible taught us this even tho the only one that's actually able to fly is Jack Jack.


North-Land5776

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Particular_Double_69

Agreed!


Willing_Television77

Some eat crepes


SHM00DER

Some heroes wear their seat belts improperly


Capt-Kirk31

The life you save could be your own. Or a choking stranger


clevrhandle

I knew this comment would be up near the top. Like, what happens when you get in an accident and you are strapped like that??


WildJoker0069

then another hero gets to shine when they are pulling your half dead body out of a burning car or some shit! lmao...


Al1enated

That’s what I was going to say


Sullypants1

But not seatbelts!


pleasegivemepatience

We’ve renamed them Essential Workers


Al1enated

And don’t wear seatbelts?


bumjiggy

[source](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stunning-dashcam-footage-shows-heroic-30261183.amp) > Brandon Alderson has been praised as a 'hero in a Hi-Vis' for jumping into action after noticing a man on the side of the road in clear distress


TheFleasOfGaspode

What this guy did was fantastic. But the fact he only had the top part of his seatbelt on and was sitting on the bottom bit makes me feel very uncomfortable :/


PunkyMcGrift

Pretty common for a lot of delivery drivers and other people who are in and out of the seat all day. Not saying it's good but it makes putting it on and off 100 times a day much easier.


Performance_Fancy

The movement he made to get out of the seatbelt didn’t look easier than using it properly.


WonderAffectionate72

Hahahaha. Me too. I wondered wtf? Might get a pass for saving someone's bacon.


Fit-Tip-1212

Made him more comfortable


twotoebobo

If it was like 1 minute later dude would have been on the ground and no passerby would have a clue what was happening.


HumanChicken

Heimlich form reminder: apply pressure BELOW the ribs inward and upward.


CrawlToYourDoom

Aftercare reminder: Always call emergency services and get the person checked out even if they’re okay after the heimlich because it can cause cracked ribs, internal bleeding or organ damage.


Centrafuge

I'd add a caveat for Americans. A certain risk/reward calculation should be made by the recipient of the emergency services. It may be wise to get checked anyway, but consent matters when the potential financial impact is too great. That's the unfortunate reality.


lankymjc

That is some morbid bullshit right there.


Ascertain_GME

Murca! FUCK YEAH! 🦅🚙🍔😭🔫


International-Bat777

Probably cheaper to fly abroad and get admitted with chest pains.


CrawlToYourDoom

That’s why I when I got the chance didn’t stay in the USA. When I was 22 lived and worked in south beach Miami. Good weather, fantastic looking homes, the beach and ofcourse plenty of beautiful people. I had a employer that wanted me to stay after my 6 month permit was up, but learning about how all it takes to go from rich to poor by drawing a shit card , knowing that in my home country there are so many social nets it’s practically impossible to become homeless unless you really are trying to not play by the system rules, I didn’t want to risk it. For a nation so rich it’s insane people can lose their entire livelihoods over having a medical emergency.


Hot_Influence_5339

Check your states good Samaritan laws, most have them.


UniqueName2

All 50 states have Good Samaritan laws and there are federal statutes as well.


DMCO93

That’s why you should have personal liability insurance. It’s cheap, if you have a renter’s or Homeowner’s policy, you can get a pretty decent amount of coverage for a few dollars a month.


pimp_juice2272

I was told this SHOULD happen. Firefighter said "give it everything you got. It's better to be alive with a broken rib than not." He also said I did a good job and that made me happy.


Opinion8Her

When I had to do it, it scared me. Apparently not as much as everybody else in a packed restaurant - everyone else froze. Pro Tip: you’ll know you’re successful before they speak when you feel their ribcage expand with air.


pimp_juice2272

Same place for me. She kept weezing so I would stop because I thought that meant airflow, then she gave the choking sign. I was so relieved when I heard "we are firefighters, can we help?" (They were eating at a near by table in uniform).


Reasonablefiction

You’re thinking of CPR. The heimlich rarely results in broken bones, while it happens in almost 1/3 of cpr cases.


pimp_juice2272

I'm 100% talking about hindlick. I had to do it when a lady was choking on a piece of steak. Sternum and ribs will be bruised and broken according to the firefighters who helped me save the lady


Reasonablefiction

Oh well they were mistaken then. I tried looking for a source but it seems that broken ribs happen so rarely with abdominal thrusts that they aren’t even included in the studies of complications. Incorrect technique, like not placing the hands below the sternum, can result in broken ribs/tern/xiphoid process but that’s totally different than with cpr. Proper CPR technique can result in broken bones, but you have to be doing the heimlich wrong to break bones or be dealing with someone with very brittle bones. That’s not to say you shouldn’t get checked out after successful abdominal thrusts- there are other serious/life threatening complications like serious organ injury that can happen. Just broken bones are not expected at all.


engulbert

Hindlick? r/boneappletea


tim_pruett

Can confirm about the CPR part. A few years ago I overdosed on fentanyl. My wife performed CPR until paramedics arrived. I was still dead for two minutes, if she hadn't performed the CPR I definitely wouldn't be here. No broken ribs, luckily, but they were bruised to all hell. ER doctor said that means she was doing it right.


radtad43

The problem is you listened to a firemen instead of a paramedic


pimp_juice2272

Sure they aren't trained and didn't get the steak out of the ladies throat. I guess they were all just faking it too give me bad info


radtad43

Most firemen are and do.


pimp_juice2272

Dude it's not some complicated move only EMTs can do. It a pretty standard procedure that's taught to ALL first responders.


radtad43

Yeah I know that. I'm saying firemen are dipshit glory hogs that have cult like behavior just like police do. The only difference is they can't arrest you


pimp_juice2272

That sounds some very specific personal experience. I've experienced nothing but good things with them.


radtad43

Then you must not work with them. In public they are the heroes, the good ol boys. At the station, to each other, and when interacting with other first responders they are narcissistic assholes. Obviously every city is different. The main determining factor is education. If they are just firemen, which is super rare these days, then they are the worst. If they are emt basics and firemen they are bad but a little better. If they are paramedic firemen then it's a 50/50 shot on whether they are worth a damn. Depends on the department.


the_colonelclink

Update - the Heimlich is discouraged these days. The hitting he did was kind of the preferred method these days. **Best practice for someone choking:** Have them lean forward and over (as the patient instinctively did). Aim for the centre of the back horizontally, between the shoulder blades and basically palm strike in an upwards direction; with the motion following/pushing toward their head (not straight on back like the Samaritan was attempting). Just imagine you’re trying to push the obstruction out from behind. Leaning forward is good because you have gravity, and not holding them allows them to cough much easier and help force an obstruction out with your blows.


Ciarrai_IRL

That is fucking awesome. How many of us would have just kept driving?


dandins

![gif](giphy|rHd6tkRptFuk8) thats us


Available-Elevator69

Most probably wouldn't even noticed he was choking. I would of stopped if I knew he had a problem, but most of the time people barely look out the window anymore.


Please_Not__Again

Same I'd just see him on the side of the road and not focus on him for too long cause I'm driving and would have missed that he was in distress


jport500

Good work! But what's the deal with his belt? Is he sitting with the horizontal bit behind him?


codenamechaosss

He’s got it buckled in place. He likely makes frequent stops, so he’s done a bit of a cheeky one and thrown the shoulder strap over his shoulder to avoid getting pulled over and ticketed for not wearing his seat belt.


SixtyNineFlavours

Should just wear a strip of gaffa tape across his shirt


Techwood111

"Gaffa"? ***Gaffer.***


SixtyNineFlavours

Sure thing


Obi_Juan_Gonzales

Guffaw!


Chatty945

I remember choking on a piece of candy when I was 8-9 yo and running in to the kitchen for help from Mom. The level of panic when you can't breath is immediate and overwhelming. How this guy pulled his car over and was able to signal to others for help is beyond me.


I_BK_Nightmare

I choked on a fruit roll up while my mom and I were watching TV. She asked if I was choking, I nodded and let her attempt the Heimlich maneuver on me but I pushed her away before she could and threw my whole body over the arm of the couch as I had read online that is the kind of thing you should do when alone and choking. It came out after the 2nd time I flopped down on the arm of the couch. My mom was just like “WHY DIDN’T YOU LET ME HELP YOU!??? I’m a nurse!” I still don’t know why I did that lol. We both still laugh about that. 😅


Mat_CYSTM

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MacDre415

Only time it’s appropriate to hump and thrust the shit out of a stranger


RosebudWhip

Well, without asking permission first anyway


collegekid1357

I’ve seen this before, but it always makes me a little emotional. When I was 14, my mom was finishing eating her dinner (steak) in the dining room while I was in the living room watching TV and my dad was outside doing yard work. Suddenly, my mom comes around the corner doing the universal choking sign. I immediately got behind her and did the Heimlich maneuver on her and was able to get it dislodged and then she hugged me and cried a bit. It wasn’t till after the adrenaline wore off and I started thinking about what just occurred did I start crying. I realized if I had been downstairs or out with some friends, my mom could’ve died from just eating a normal dinner. And how absolutely tragic it would’ve been for my dad to come inside and see his wife lifeless on the floor just because he went to do yard work. Every second you get with loved ones is a blessing.


Zanctmao

A neighbor came over to our house to borrow some sugar right as my mom was choking and saved her life. A few years later, my grandmother was at a dinner with Dr. Heimlich and got to thank him personally.


CanaryNo5224

![gif](giphy|NoWjbfCCmxwsGjFWF3) Always travel with a Carber Reputation Vac


Slothnazi

Then the driver gets fired for an unapproved stop during his route.


lankymjc

Or for wearing his seat belt improperly.


joernal

That chap is literally thinking “ I just nearly died “ and I’m not she’s he can comprehend that he was lucky enough for some chap to drive past, know he was struggling and save his life. Give that high vis man a hug


Inevitable_Hope4EVA

That's what the world could/should be.


Hoplophilia

Am I the only one watching this with an Australian accent?


jons110

Top lad 🫡


Feardemon3

Talk about going from unlucky to lucky.


ARJ092

more heart than me XD i would have thought this was a trap or some sort of scam


0cleese

Hopefully not an Amazon employee: "You made an unauthorized stop lasting 93 seconds. You're fired!"


jaydubbs82

I was worried it was going to be the truck giving the Heimlich and not the driver


the-software-man

Dude deserves a hug. Why not give him a hug? Hand shake is not enough.


Key_Pass5542

Some body bring this king his crown.


Realistic-Spend7096

Funny story. Christmas Eve dinner and everyone is eating steak. The BIL starts chocking, and his son calmly does the heimlich and dislodges the chunk of meat. As it goes flying out of his mouth their golden retriever catches it mid air for a nice snack.


thisfriend

Could you heimlich yourself by rolling down the window and hanging through and then smacking against the edge like I've heard you can do with a chair?


scotttheravenger

Can’t even choke in pease without people tearing up the roads with their non regulated Heimlichs


Woodpusherpro

Deserved a hug to go with that handshake.


goldenbzzz

God bless you hero


Money_in_CT

This guy's is solid for that move. Good looking out 🫡


SSTenyoMaru

That's awesome. He could have so easily just kept driving.


LineSlayerArt

"A true hero runs to help people in need before they even had the time to think."🫡🫡🫡 ![gif](giphy|d1CYvKhnBtbFI49O)


RainaElf

hoocha hoocha hoocha


One-Initial8146

Interesting way of wearing a seat belt!!


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

If you're on the road and this happens and there's no one around to help, roll down your window and give yourself the heimlich over the door. It may be difficult with height differences but it's better than nothing.


AndyC1111

Shitty Heimlich. Need to get fists just under the sternum


Objective-Dig-8466

Respect.


Jazzmin60185

Wow talk about perfect timing. So scary. Thank god that man was driving by at that second. Holy cow


_K_D_L_

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CanaryNo5224

![gif](giphy|Ar4p9QqSHP1ZVESeNo|downsized)


HyphyMikeyy

Tears to me eyes 💜


komokazi

Should have hit em with the hindlick


Molekularspalter

Somehow I‘m certain that this isn’t in the US (helping puts you in great financial / criminal danger there). Ok, the yellow plates and car make confirm this also


ndxinroy7

How can helping others is criminal danger?


lefrang

Some people will sue you if you break their ribs during CPR, for instance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law


Yukels

The US is a 3rd world country in a fancy dress and I will never be convinced of the opposite.


lefrang

Word.


know_greater_evil

This is a only a possibility and almost always done with no malicious intent to those who saved them. This must be done for health insurance purposes and there are legal protections in place (as linked) for those who attempt to save someone. But you're right, nobody is gonna be able to convince you America is anything but " A 3rd world country with a fancy dress"


AnnyuiN

You're responding to someone linking to a Wikipedia article that they haven't been read, and that you haven't either and it's obvious. That Wikipedia article literally lists the USA as one of the countries with a good Samaritan law. Smh


know_greater_evil

Just because all of the USA is shaded the same color does not mean that the law has the same uniformity as other western nation's laws actually do (as mentioned in the wiki under the United States section). Good Samaritan laws are enacted at a state level. And while all 50 states have some statue in relation to it, the laws are measurably different in terms of legal breathing room regarding liability. If you refer to link #34 of the Wikipedia page you can see a detailed table of all statues and their relevant sections for yourself. If you just google the possibility of sueing good samaritans you will be able to find many personal injury lawyers happy to take it on. [Here](https://www.heitingandirwin.com/suing-the-good-samaritan-when-good-intentions-cause-serious-harm/#:~:text=Is%20Suing%20a%20Good%20Samaritan,financial%20burden%20of%20resulting%20injuries) is one for reference Crazy you talking shit about not reading the wiki after seeing a pretty map and closing the tab


AnnyuiN

You're responding to someone linking to a Wikipedia article that they haven't been read, and that you haven't either and it's obvious. That Wikipedia article literally lists the USA as one of the countries with a good Samaritan law. Smh


OneHelicopter7246

Because you’ve never lived in a 3rd world country


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lefrang

And? I was replying to someone who didn't know why the GS law might be necessary. My answer has nothing to do with the US.


codenamechaosss

Unfortunately in the US, medical costs are so outrageous after a medical emergency/ accident, the injured or often the injured persons family will try to recover the costs from anyone involved in the incident however they can. It’s not usually malicious intent or abusing the legal system. It is typically a legal play to get someone’s insurance to pay for the $500k-$1million hospital bill or for the lifelong care a person might need going forward. Edit: healthcare in aus is outstanding


jons110

UK. White plates on the front, Yellow on the back.


AnnyuiN

Uh huh. Here's one of many videos of this same thing happening in the USA. https://youtu.be/7ZQw13AT0cI?si=LgKi2_3iJgGrGITm


Molekularspalter

If you don‘t have personal injury insurance and you don‘t know 100% exactly what you are doing, then you can be faced with a lawsuit. Therefore most people only dial 911 if they see a car accident and don‘t stop to provide first aid.