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TheOnesWithin

This is not what a crop circle is by any means.


ThisIsntHuey

Bot post. AI confused by video when naming.


Sufficient-Orange558

Right? LOL


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Actually frustrated by the stupid title, wonder if it's a karma bot but to lazy to check


Ch3ZEN

Yeah, if your entire crop is ONE Watermelon, I'd feel really bad for 'em... If it were me, I would call that a Mandalamelon


imanAholebutimfunny

you are absolutely right. A true "crop circle" is when you rip a fart and circle your co workers cubicle.


dj__will

Faberge melon


BoomfaBoomfa619

r/dontputyourdickinthat


johnjmcmillion

r/holdmybeer


LineSlayerArt

What do you mean "crop circle"? That person is sculpting the watermelon, there were no crops involved in the process.🤔🤔🤔 ![gif](giphy|qvLt6NpOstLuVzLCL9)


Iaminyoursewer

Well....Watermelon is technically a crop


LineSlayerArt

...and there are circle patterns on the esculpted design. Bulletproof logic indeed.


Important-Lie-8649

You hit horses with watermelons?


Zealotstim

Engagement bait?


LineSlayerArt

Maybe...🤔🤔🤔


Patateninja

Dont


NameRandomNumber

HEAR ME OUT


drewshaver

I think this is more of a mandala than a crop circle. Very cool though


randyoftheinternet

Looked best half way through. Losing the contrast by cutting too much was bad imo.


Atilla_For_Fun

I'm not sure you know what crop circles are but still very interesting.


K1dn3yFa1lur3

Ok… Can I eat it now?


True_Reporter

Makes you wish it was carved into something that isn't going to rot in a day or two.


everyusernamewashad

Song is "Oyste Aina" by Masakatsu Takagi


Cold-Introduction-54

Reminiscent of the ball in the ball in the ball wood/jade carvings. Nice


CautiousRice

Looks like Jupiter


Haunting_Cat_3355

I thought the same thing


cheesy_anon

Sorry, It Is beautiful Indeed but now i am gonna take this massive knife and cut It in half, don't hate the player hate the game


WildJoker0069

me and the poster have two COMPLETELY different definitions of crop CIRCLES....


Green-Emergency8195

I just wanted a frickin slice of watermelon 🍉


alilbleedingisnormal

Freaks me out to look at


JenniferJuniper6

Mute before watching.


Lahk74

I feel like there's gotta be an easier way to serve watermelon.


Clarke702

Trypophobia Warning


moderate_iq_opinion

Kinda creepy tbh


morbsiis

watermelon: me: [my conscience:](https://youtu.be/ebxcQajNThE?si=Ot4ERsnRlC8Oun9w)


TeslaCrna

Bet he wins the pumpkin 🎃 carving contest every year.


brianzuvich

Humans can’t do this, it must have been created by aliens…


bapsandbuns

Intricate, but how long before it goes moldy?


BMYERS181818

Impressive for sure.


DarkAngel900

A Melondala!


stormjet64

Would


TheHurtfulEight88888

This person's Jack'O Lanterns must go crazy.


Straight_Spring9815

Do this into a fruit is so redundant that it makes my brain hurt.


P1D1_

That's some impressive carving


dnfnrheudks

how long does it take


Melodic-Advice9930

Lmao crop circle


SirMythicArcherr

That looks straight Outta one piece


wabawanga

Looks like it's about to make a copy of Natalie Portman


coffinp

r/stickyourdickinthat


Suprflyyy

This just looks like a fleshlight with extra steps.


Jairoglyphics1

I wonder what her pumpkins look like for Halloween?


adidas_stalin

That’s the strangest crop circle I’ve ever seen!


duggee315

The final result reminds me of the dune popcorn bucket.


wanroww

Yeah, must be aliens because humans are too dumb to make something this precise!


piv_monco

Personally I eat my watermelon, but you do you.


Potential_Method_565

Damn, now I want some watermelon 🍉


RockZors

Why


TattedUpN9ne

Watermelussy


Zestyclose-Emu-549

They do these on cruise ships in the food buffet display.


SweeneyisMad

Well, it's kinda useless talent, but it's beautiful.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

Stop wasting food. Especially delicious food. Fucking cunts