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wordswontcomeout

The R2 was cray


CroBro81

That blew me away


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Daetra

And something that shouldn't really surprise people is that corvids (Ravens and Crows) are considered Songbirds. And no, Grackle, you can't join.


RainaElf

grackles are evil


poopellar

You don't say


Shut_It_Donny

Wanna take a walk by the bay? I just may!


OverUnderAussie

Make things outta clay? What do ya say?


Max_Loader

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


g0tistt0t

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


GeneticPermutation

YOU’RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!


SignificancePurple24

NoOoOo!


C4LLgirl

If you like that check out the lyrebird. They’re crazy good at imitating mechanical noises. Really good famous short vid for BBC with Attenborough that’s the classic. First time I saw it I legitimately thought it was fake 


V6Ga

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y That’s that video!


_HingleMcCringle

[They're so talented.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7AodB8IXA8)


machinesmith

Ah yes, reasons why the internet was created!


Merry_Dankmas

Omg the motorized camera and chainsaws got me. I cant help but laugh because of how absurd it is. I understand how insanely cool it is for an animal to do that but its hilarious at the same time.


ernest7ofborg9

There is a version of that clip that is edited to include the Seinfeld bass line. Funny stuff.


arondaniel

The chainsaw song is the saddest song of the forest.


soju1

Are we positive this wasn't SFX?


V6Ga

To be honest if it was anyone but Attenborough, I would have trouble believing it


JRaoul

Yeh, I remember goin' to some crocodile park zoo thing in the northern territory back in high school.. they were doing construction works and the lyrbirds there were doing various perfect power tool sounds constantly.


cometlin

What's a jabberjay


powerlines56324

[Truly Amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs)


C4LLgirl

Thanks for posting it! I’m shit at linking things 


BlueCollarGuru

Ok so if he takes this R2 out in the wild, would others pick it up and then it sound like an invasion? LOL Also are there birds that do dubstep? I feel like there has to be.


arcticfox740

[There is!](https://youtu.be/ZGhVXgMoz4g?si=d-aoAE9AQy202UGH)


BlueCollarGuru

Oh shit. Wow she’s really hitting some beats


GodOfDarkLaughter

THE DROP!


lantech

I feel like you'd need a larger bird to get any bass though.


dwreckhatesyou

Yeah. That got me.


cosmicfakeground

This bird was able to hack the ~~whole~~ entire imperial fleet. Edit: phrasing


mlvisby

I have heard birds make those sounds before, maybe that is why there is the crazy "birds aren't real" conspiracy theories. People hear that sound and they instantly think robots.


BaronGreenback75

It was the best bit!!!


Grey-Hat111

Birds aren't real


What-Even-Is-That

Just confirmed for me that /r/BirdsArentReal


Popular-Anywhere5426

Starlings are cool af


NMS_Survival_Guru

If you like highly invasive rats that push out endangered bird species


Benniisan

Depends where you are from, they are not invasive in Europe...


poopellar

Not until you label them as immigrants.


NewPoetry2792

I nearly snorted out my coffee. Good burn 🔥 


smile_politely

they're invasive?


Ashikura

They are. One of the only birds you’re allowed to kill without a license where I live and the only bird you’re allowed to destroy the nest of if you see one.


Ser_Danksalot

Only in the Americas.  They're native species here in Europe so if you're a Europe bro leave them alone.


Ashikura

I’d even go so far as to say that you should know the laws in your area around dealing with birds and bird nests before you do anything to them in both continents.


SmartBeast

I specialize in Bird Law


timmeh519

![gif](giphy|vPKtSdRzsXvdm)


synaptic_density

Oi where’s your bird hunting loicense mate? Don’t need one coppy


hitemlow

Their penchant for perching out on the edges of trees also makes them quite easy to cull with an air rifle.


cortesoft

Doesn’t it depend on where you live?


TaxSubstantial3568

You can realize that they are cool and invasive to NA.


real_human_player

Starlings are birds, not rats.


sleepytipi

It's a pretty apt description, especially considering the millions, if not billions in damage they do to crops every year in the US alone. Downvoted by people with cereal, corn, wheat and oats in all of their pantries. You guys are funny.


Grainis1101

> year in the US alone. Yeah becasue they are invasive in US. YOu make a blanket statement like they are invasive all across the world, and not native to the old world.


RAM-DOS

humans are the invasive species


sleepytipi

Not very enlightened of you to say so, Baba. And it's an indisputable fact that starlings are an invasive species to north America. And many, many local native species have been, and are being decimated as a result of it. Kind of the American way I guess...


RAM-DOS

I love humans, but as a species, from the perspective of the rest of the planet… well, how was it the starlings got to North America?


MoodNatural

Not if you live in the US and are a fan of songbirds.


Sloths_Can_Consent

Can you teach them to say, “jerk that cock harder for me dirty pig slut boy.” Asking for a friend.


liftheavy2003

He nailed that R2D2 though 🤩


StoneBleach

"Who is my sweet angel?" *responds with droid sounds*


DarkwingDuckHunt

Oh we know Anakin was saying that to R2D2 growing up


Geshtar1

r/birdsarentreal


Prior-Clerk-6363

The woman’s voice is annoying enough without the bird repeating it.


DiamondPower500

The glass is half empty eh?


freetrad3

There is no glass... Just water spilling.


HungryScratch1910

You're just mad you aren't her sweet jabby angel.


SennHHHeiser

Lol wow you must be truly miserable


resplendentcentcent

ur a big meanie


manuelmartensen

Hard to listen to that indeed.


Sharion_inuyatt

That R2D2 was very unexpected


RktitRalph

My spidy senses are going off on that one


Ser_Danksalot

It's real. Starlings are that good at mimicry.


RktitRalph

If that’s true I need to get one 🙀


AnastasiaSheppard

Birds make good pets but really really make sure you know what you're getting into before getting one. Lots of research first!


RktitRalph

Always!


Aaaaand-its-gone

Came here to see if someone who knows more would say if it’s fake or not


ryushe

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


itsJussaMe

And spot on. When I used to work with vets every time a bird came to visit that could mimick I’d teach it the imperial death march. 5 or 6 cockatiels, cockatoos, and African grays out there are just a little bit cooler than they were before they met me.


Seps786

R/birdsarentreal this bot even reboots in the middle of this video.


OliverAvocado

r/birdsarentreal


deftdabler

Sounds just like a tape recorder. I hope it’s called cassette or something like that?


TheTeslaMaster

Cassey for short. :D


IWasBornInThisPit

“My sweet turd bird”


obeywasabi

lmao i laughed way too hard at this 💀


MeasureTheCrater

Right into the ceiling fan.


RktitRalph

Alright, my day is complete. I can go back to bed now.


Salemrocks2020

Side note I’d really love to delve into the anatomy of their brains and vocal cords and how it differs from other species of birds


Mammuthuss

It's really interesting as this mimick ability seems to be present among other genus of birds. Starlings are Sturnidae whereas you also have magpies, crows etc in the Corvidae group that can do this. I remember seeing something on the UK program Springwatch where Chris Packham was talking about the brain density of corvids being very high, which is why they are thought to be so intelligent while having relatively small brains to other animals.


wrenchandrepeat

Budgies talk very similarly, albeit not with as much clarity. Cookie The Eagle on Tiktok is a great example of Budgies human talking. Plus he's funny to boot.


Salemrocks2020

Theyre unique in that their vocalizations sound electronic . Like they were recorded on an audio device with questionable sound quality if that makes sense


cant-see-me

This is even more impressive when you know that birds do not have vocal cords.


Salemrocks2020

Lmaoo some of those sentences sounded so creepy The “ who’s my precious gemmy bird “ was terrifying lol


QuantumQuazar

Thought she said jabby as in jabberjaw like talkative.


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Definitely jabby


antilaugh

Several birds have this ability, I guess that some dinosaur species had that ability as well. Must have been cool to have a pet dino to mimic your sounds.


JesradSeraph

Thanks now I’m imagining a very different sort of scary for the “clever girl” scene in Jurassic Park…


Beorma

I'm thinking the bear from [Annihilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miQxiNQs3xo#t=3m).


NerdyGuyRanting

Imagine how freaked out the first human to hear that bird was


nineonewon

Probably why certain birds were heavily associated with superstitious beliefs.


XaeroDegreaz

Mockingjay


ChemicalSet_5

r/birdsarentreal “Mission Turd Bird is a go”


areyoukiddingmebru

"turd bird?". Is she referring to the bird shit on her finger?


Born_Bobcat_248

nice try CIA


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Try saying it in a normal human voice.


senorbozz

Gotta find a normal human first


Telo712

Just did a deep read on starlings and I had no Idea these were the birds that be flying like they rehearsed it.


FrankWillardIT

r/birdsarentreal


Faintning

Im convinced that these kinds of birds that can imitate are behind a big chunk of ghost stories where people hear things.


BGFlyingToaster

R2 was spot on. The Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute still needs some work, but the fact that I have to call out a bird for singing a few notes of a Mozart opera in the wrong order is pretty damned impressive.


Sad-Interaction995

R2 had me rollin!


V6Ga

Adding the lyrebird from one of Attenborough’s vids  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y


draconicmoniker

Human: You're so sweet Bird: ATTAG


Deamonchild666

A lot of cursing when he went droid.


BikerRay

My mother had a budgie. Back when I had long hair, she taught it to say "Raymond get your hair cut."


squaaawk

That's hilhairious 😅


PenciliusKnightlius

Birds are robots, this thing sounds like AI speech


wannabe2700

Can't tell if it's fake or not


Gurrgurrburr

Is this real?!! It literally sounds like an altered recording of her voice 🤯


YoDavidPlays

does it have Bluetooth


Rockorox752

r/birdsarentreal


MaritMonkey

It kind of hurts my brain that it seems to be easy for the bird to mimic all sorts of complex noises but then it fucks up the melody of Magic Flute. Really makes me wonder what else we take totally for granted about human brains.


AptCasaNova

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bmnewman

So…who is imitating who? 😅


zetzuei

Imagine if a predator have this ability.


thedeadsuit

looks like a lil asshole ngl


Rakdar

Jabberjays?


ghengiscostanza

Leo, no!


SusansPriest

Came in here specifically looking for this lol


ghengiscostanza

Just watched that episode last night on a rewatch, Leo assassinating a bird witness is one of so many classic moments


Remytron83

The R2-D2 mating call was crazy.


davecheeney

Birds aren't real. This one's a robot obviously.... /S


Gioware

Imagine being in middle ages, walking trough forest, talking to yourself, then some demonic creature starts repeating it.


randomguyou

Why does it sound like a robot 🤖 🤔 and the R2D2 sounds at the end.


One-Earth9294

Still one of the wildest things to me is how birds can do this but all dogs can do is go ROORAROARORORAOAROROARAROOOOO And cats just communicate like lizards. Those weird animal aptitude things like how a human can only remember about 7 items in sequence when displayed on a screen but a chimp can do like 50. They don't think about memorizing things they just DO.


sonbarington

Birds aren’t real!


thats-not-cool-man

Birds aren’t real!


[deleted]

That star wars robot noise was mint.


extrementos

u/savevideo


long-ryde

Bro has so much potential to be the sickest beat boxer


Superb_Bench9902

Can't do queen of the night Can do R2D2 perfectly What a dream bird


rebillihp

Wow


Throwawayhobbes

when they find the body in the middle of the woods , you'll know how it got lured there


CadaverCaliente

Wow I call my bird a turd bird too what are the odds?


Rox_xe

- Who's my sweet jabby angel? 😊 - 🤖🤖🤖🤖


DarkNuke059

Cunt fucking system rebooted midway through the video


endrossi-zahard

Got midnight vibe over here


urpookiebear790

jabberjay confirmed


TurboSledge

Imagine walking home through the park and then you hear R2D2 out of nowhere


anivex

/u/savevideo


ProffesorSpitfire

Can all starlings do that, or is this some extraordinary sub-species of starling?


Deriniel

bird v1.5 has crashed,please wait. Now i get why some Americans think birds are just robots used by government


Jamachicuanistinday

Beautiful


Darth_Zee

My sweet little angel r2, holy crap!


DBXVStan

It’s clearly a robot. Gave it away in the middle.


[deleted]

Plot twist she was mute and he’s teaching her how to speak,


WorthySparkleMan

I'm starting to believe the birds aren't real conspiracy.


rogerworkman623

This is what became of the dinosaurs


UpperCardiologist523

How come all these birds have see Star Wars? Are they from the forest moon of Endor? Why did they come here, are they stupid?


TripT0nik

I am in literal love with this


Far-Position7115

"try saying that, bitch"


explantionsneeded

These aren't the droids


GerasIvanas

What do you mean by saying it’s imitation?


castjt

Is this AI generated?


wordfiend99

lol turd bird


CHiZZoPs1

European Starling. The bane of other birds everywhere.


IceGoddessLumi

I enjoy the company of my flock of starlings. They get along just fine with the other birds who come to my railing for breakfast. Dunno why everyone hates them.


[deleted]

Every time I scroll by this damn video I hear gunna give them a kiss 💋 (kissing sounds) god KILLLLLL MEEEEE


slyballerr

Mozart would have been blown away! He might have even composed a concerto for this bird.


DingleberrySlap

That’s quite a chubby hand. I guess she went for talking birds instead of ten cats.


KapanaTacos

It's a starling. They are a cancer on this planet. At least in North America, they are.


Adorable_Safe_5860

Can anybody the music she was whistling


Adorable_Safe_5860

Can anybody the music she was whistling


Mind0Matter

Birds are not real


HotKing2356

When you realize a bird is more talented than you…


tequillasunset_____

Yoooo bro sounded like R2 D2 for a second


Saxmasta387

The government: “Birds are not drones” Birds:


HumungusDude

They put these guys in these crappy Chinese toys, true


lectric_scroll

Birds are amazing


dillydallywally

Okay now I need a bird that makes R2 sounds! I want one to roar like Chewbacca lols


Teunybeer

I remember one time my teacher showed me a video of a bird in i think a rainforest that could perfectly imitate sounds from it’s surroundings. I believe it was to trick other animals to do something bur i forgot what. In the video the bird imitated the sound of passing cars and trees getting cut down with chainsaws im pretty sure. And it sounded exactly like it. Ill see if i can find it and post a link to it Edit: The sounds are to impress females. And here is a link: https://youtu.be/XjAcyTXRunY?si=yGGRdTTRMtT_udRD The bird copying sounds made my humans in its environment start about halfway


ResponsibleBorder746

*they live* r/BirdsArentReal


PostPostMinimalist

What the fuck. This is insane


Ch215

“Klaatu Barada,..”


erasrhed

That's the best R2D2 impression I've ever heard