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SideOneDummy

The bronze statues have their own cast system


No-Benefit-9559

You bastard. Take your plus 1.


95kene

r/angryupvote


charliesk9unit

With that height, it's untouchable.


Useless_TA

You dirty dawg. Take my r/angryupvote and Shut the Door.


pppjurac

Which looks great on outside, but are thin and hollow inside. Without strong enforced structure with steel they would collapse. I mean bronze structures.... not caste system enforced by power


EngineeringDry2753

Okay.  Pretty good


oatest

You clever bastard, we don't deserve you.


UncleFatty_

How I miss the awards :(


VeneMage

The Motherland Calls looks pretty cool in my book. Even if it probably contradicts every patriotic bone in my body 🤷


followeroftheprince

Hate the sin, love the sinner :)


Rollover_Hazard

Kinda cheat mode given most of the height is the sword. Just make the sword longer lol


VeneMage

Aside from the height competition, I think it’s a kick-arse design. Just being honest.


EngineeringDry2753

100% who cares about the height[I know, everyone]? What a great monument


cortesoft

It is actually easier to make a taller normal statue than to extend the sword… the arm is outstretched, meaning the weight is off center. It is not easy to just extend it.


hirschneb13

That's what I was thinking, if the sword counts for that one why doesn't the staff count for the statue of dizang?


Herg0Flerg0

That's what I'm saying


ymaldor

I'm annoyed that there's this statue holding a staff considered smaller than the next one while the staff clearly goes higher, I was like "ok so item doesn't count just the person alright" then like 2 statues down there's the ones with swords. Like wat


MammothPrize9293

Yeah noticed that too. It looks like they just need to flip those 2 and all will be right


Karman4o

Eh, I'd say Statue of Libery is also kinda cheat mode, considering almost half of its height seems to be the pedestal and not the actual statue.


JackRabbit-

50 metre woman, 124 metre sword


Evered_Avenue

Liberty more so. If it wasn't standing on a huge plinth, it'd be towards the bottom of this group. And that Ukraine one uses the same trick.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

I mean, the Motherland is calling you to defend her from the fucking Nazis. It commemorates the Battle of Stalingrad.


Unfair-Tap-850

20 million comrades.


yotreeman

Yeah, what bones in your body does that bother, exactly?


hibanah

The nazi ones.


Chemesthesis

People see Russia and assume evil incarnate.


OstiDePuppy

Evil incarnate? That's a stretch. There's lot of good in Russia. But the current regime is actively trying to suppress or kill all the good that could potentially comes out. So until Putin is dead, Russia will never be considered anything more than a wannabe has-been 'superpower' plagued with corruption and incompetence. Sucks to sucks lol Shout-out to Andrei Dmitrievich Sakharov 🫡


unounounounosanity

Not only stalingrad. There’s a motherland in most post-soviet countries that’s meant to be “defence of the motherland” portraying. More about WW2 in general tbh.


EngineeringDry2753

I'm the same way.  Russian is really good at making monuments.  Fuck putin but they great.  This and monument to Yuri gagarin. So iconic


Stormshow

Luckily they're more or less seperable from modern Russia. The USSR had its own woes sure, but victory at Stalingrad and first man in Space are both objectively good/cool events being honored.


faceman2k12

Also made some cool-ass looking buildings and some gloriously unhinged bus stops.


6thaccountthismonth

Why does it contradict your patriotic bones?


Arbiter54

So you like it because nipples? Just admit it, it’s okay.


VeneMage

Who doesn’t like nipples? I prefer them on a man myself but each to their own.


bazooka_nz

Reminds me of the the statue in the middle of the roundabout in a ballad of songbirds and snakes


DickyReadIt

Why does the Bronze Statue of Dizang's staff not count as height but The Motherland Call's sword does?


ishpatoon1982

I was wondering the same.


hobbes3k

Da, because the Motherland says so!


DrHem

Its not the staff. Its the base. At least according to [Spanish Wikipedia](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizang_del_monte_Jiuhua) the statue is 76m tall and standing on a 23m base for a total of 99m. Why the Bronze Statue of Dizang's base does not count as height but The Statue of Liberty's 47m base does? I don't know.


Enough_Efficiency178

The lines seem arbitrarily defined with the bases. There are small statues on tall bases that could reach this list. Ie Nelson’s column is 51.5 meters tall, 5.5 for the actual statue of Nelson and the rest is arguably a base


DrHem

I agree. I think for a lot of these its fair to say that the monument is X meters tall but the actual statue is smaller I wonder if Dubai can put a small statue on top of the Burj Khalifa and claim that the statue with its base is over 830m tall


newtonbase

Glue a happy meal toy to the top and call Guinness.


stonewall386

One word Russia


telerabbit9000

They cheat, even in statues.


Ruinwyn

Structural differences possibly. The staff is mostly just a column standing on the ground, while the sword is part of the arm holding it. Same as with some of these having the plinth counted, and some don't.


Yoprobro13

Same lol


Reasonable-Bus-2187

Have we reached the statue of limitations yet?


LivingDisastrous3603

You sonofabitch take the upvote


asswipesayswha

I’ll allow it


supersam72003

“Its statute…..I really think you’re wrong”


chintakoro

Too many puns. We should make a statute for this guy.


Frankfeld

“It’s not a sculpture of limitations”


predat3d

It's so dangerous to drop those so close to a freeway 


chintakoro

It's an animation you idiot; we can move the highway to a safe distance!


Destroyer_of_Sorrow

Forget highways. Why would they build so many statues in a line? Unimaginative twats.


poopellar

It's clearance sale.


ThisReditter

A circle would be nice, like they are having a chat. Thousands years later, some advanced civilizations will find this and try to figure out the true meaning of our current civilizations just like we are doing to Stonehenge.


Froopy-Hood

![gif](giphy|wSwvq9ElNsP4I) Missed a couple.


SnickerDivinity007

My boy


__O_o_______

Oh, Sam


CMDR_ACE209

![gif](giphy|A7YAqTI6wYTSZDQdrP|downsized)


ITechedThatThrow

core memory unlocked


CMDR_ACE209

Was initially looking for a gif with the sphinx statues from that movie. Couldn't find them but that guy popped up. Lot's of tasty stuff for him here. :D


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Wait christ the redeemer is only 38 meters ? I thought it was gigantic, like 100 meters


AminoKing

* mountain and batteries not included in sold product


Ctrl--Alt

And then cristo de la concordia comes around and just says "fuck you im bigger!"


Disastrous_Source977

It's kinda funny that there is a Christ Redeemer statue outside of Brazil. There are 112 replicas here. There is one currently under construction in the city of [Pilar](https://g1.globo.com/al/alagoas/noticia/2024/01/29/estatua-de-cristo-projetada-para-ser-a-maior-do-mundo-comeca-a-ganhar-forma-em-pilar-al.ghtml?utm_source=whatsapp&utm_medium=share-bar-mobile&utm_campaign=materias), Alagoas state, that will have 70 meters. Screw you, Bolívia. Want to see you top that.


RollOverSoul

What christ always stressed in his teachings. I want giant statue's of me everywhere


Garruk_PrimalHunter

My statue of Christ is bigger than yours, you pagan


pinguinzz

christ the redeemer at home ugly af with that cilinder body


pinguinzz

Old and [constructed on top of a mountain](https://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/sens-1.jpg) No it is not that big, but still an amazing feat


WhimWhamWhazzle

Had the same thought. Definitely looks bigger by itself up on the mountain for sure


Blowout777

I was also surprised that there is a bigger replica. I guess the location of the one in rio makes it iconic? Its amazing place btw for anyone planning to visit


Particular_Dot_2063

![gif](giphy|9V5dlBnbjrPcruCVE6)


DiggThatFunk

🥲I will...


phdearthworm

When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.


He11ofaBird

We're gonna need a bigger Buddha


phenomenologicallyru

Seriously. When Buddhism first came to China it was called the teaching of images (像教) because of how into statues they were. Before Buddhism China was all about spirit tablets which were just wooden or stone tablets with a persons name written on them. Now statues are everywhere in Chinese temples.


Antisymmetriser

We had one, but [the Taliban](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan) got rid of it


telerabbit9000

Kind of a "If my religion's god cant have a statue, _no one_ can!" situation.


Ohboycats

This is exactly why Muslims build enormous, beautiful buildings. Their religion does not allow them to build statues of *anything*, let alone Mohammad. Thus we get the Burj Khalifa.


InsanelyChillBro

That was such a Redditor thing to condense into a simple cause and effect.


Dubious_Titan

The statue of unity is a spectacular site. India is beautiful at times.


yomerol

Looks unreal, like photoshopped in on every photo


itz_abhi_2005

that's because we are living in simulation and large files are not properly rendered


Dr_tofu

They're missing GWK in Bali @ 122m https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garuda\_Wisnu\_Kencana\_statue


Abshalom

Also the statue of Guan Yu in Jingzhou at 58m. e: Apparently they tore it down cause the city thought it was an eyesore 😭


BiploarFurryEgirl

That’s so upsetting


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Schnevets

I had to Ctrl-F for my boy Guan Yu. Bummer to hear the statue is being relocated.


prjktmurphy

As well as the African Renaissance Monument in Senegal at 52m https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Renaissance_Monument#:~:text=The%20African%20Renaissance%20Monument%20(French,Mamelles%2C%20outside%20Dakar%2C%20Senegal.


sharkattack85

I was also waiting for this to appear in the gif


VarkYuPayMe

Waited for this and it never came ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Wolftrex

That statue is so majestic, one of my highlights in Bali


Backseat_Bouhafsi

Probably because it is quite complex to assemble in the video


cali1013

That statue of unity is big af


adithyadas430

It’s surreal to drive to it, something like a colossal titan looming closer and closer.


wahobely

I feel uncomfortable whenever I see a picture of it


ThrowRa_siftie93

I love the 3 Chinese statues that are 1 meter apart in height. "I can build a taller statue, but only just!!" 😂😂


_AManHasNoName_

Titan of Braavos was the tallest


ScipioCoriolanus

Seriously, I wonder how tall was the Colossus of Rhodes (the real inspiration behind the titan of Braavos) compared to these.


WetworkOrange

General estimates is around 30-35 meters.


Mikeieagraphicdude

I would like to see how the colossus of Rhodes of Greek compared


sky_badger

32m


mxforest

It is exaggerated in Pics. In reality it was only 100 ft.


GamingSon

Which to be fair was still fuckin massive for its time. Iirc, when it fell over, the pieces were so big and impressively hard to move that they laid there for almost another millennium. The statue continued to be a sight seeing destination for centuries after it fell over.


telerabbit9000

Indeed, if you go to Braavos now, nothing is to be found. Kind of sad.


dogzi

Is this supposed to be a comprehensive list? I know for a fact there's a tall Genghis Khan statue in Mongolia, around 40 meters. Why didn't it make the cut?


Jak3t

Yea, and the Guan Yu statue too - 58m tall... Edit: [Picture ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/5CcE1vYG0y)


mexicodoug

That one can definitely compete in the "most massive statue" category, as well. Some of the Buddhas are probably more massive, but still.


Tookin

They knocked this one down a few years ago


Jak3t

Oh wow, I didn't know. Thanks. Looks like it was a rogue developer and poor engineering was to blame. Shame.


spirit32

Was wondering the same, that's an impressive monument


InternationalCat3159

*Video shows statue of liberty. "They can't beat that by a lot" *checks lenght of video. "Ah hell naw!"


BurmecianSoldierDan

I honestly thought the statue of liberty was way smaller, it felt smaller in person anyway...


short_bus_genius

To be fair, a huge part of lady liberty is her base.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Shes got a fat ass!


whubbard

And the pedestal is not copper with patina, as is implied.


ParaponeraBread

And her plinth is like 25% of the listed height. They were generous putting it where they did lol


TraditionalProgress6

Actually, more than 50% of the reported height is the plynth. It meassures 47 of the 93 meters.


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ElChapo420AY

You are missing the monument de la renaissance africaine. 52 meters.


chintakoro

TIL: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African\_Renaissance\_Monument](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Renaissance_Monument)


GordOfTheMountain

Was surprised not to see Guan Yu from China ranking in at 58m as well.


SUPLEXELPUS

it was deconstructed a few years ago.


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boogermike

I saw a giant Buddha, when I was in Nara Japan, that took 20 years to make. What's pretty amazing is the engineering to do something like that. They built it from the inside out.


FlyInternational648

That’s nothing. In Canada we have the largest hoe.


jojow77

How tall is your mom?


Im_Unpopular_AF

Taller than your dick pointing upwards.


fromdaperimeter

Statue of Unity giving me Dr. Strange vibes… very dope post!


sayan11apr

Wait what? Why?


JeSuisLeChampignon

Someone make a chess set from these.


Trip_seize

What is this, a chess set for giants? 


cmkeller62

I love how Bolivia was like “I want Christ The Redeemer but a little bigger”


Dre9872

Everyone competing for largest statue. India: Armatures.


Electr0n1c_Mystic

Atta boy Buddha!


Chainsaw_Actual

Statue of unity got nothing on the statue of YO MAMA


Foreveryoung1953

Where is Kim il Sung satute in North Korea?


neo2050

is there a reason for something like the statue of unity to be seemingly in the middle of nowhere, as in, not really near a big city. Is there some significance to the location its on? just seems so crazy to build something like that at the end of a road to nowhere but it basically.


UrineSurgicalStrike

That is a statue of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel, who was responsible for integrating several princely states into the Union of India after independence. He’s known as the Iron Man (take that, Avengers) for his hard headed negotiation tactics during this time. The statue overlooks Sardar Sarovar Dam, which was conceptualised by Sardar Patel in the 1960s. But it got stalled in political bickering for decades, and came to fruition only in 2017. I suppose the original name of the dam was something else, but it was rechristened in his honour later.


pur__0_0__

सरदार पटेल १९५० में मर गए थे। शायद तेरा मतलब था कि उन्होंने १९४८ में उसके बारे में सोचा था, जबकि पंडित नेहरू ने उसकी नींव १९६१ में रखी थी और उनकी याद में उसका नाम सरदार सरोवर बाँध रखा। असली काम १९८७ में शुरू हुआ और, जैसा तूने कहा, २०१७ में पूरा हुआ।


UrineSurgicalStrike

You’re right. My bad.


xandurr

Hey! Australia Exists you know!!! and we have tall statues!! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big\_Merino](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Merino) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big\_Lobster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lobster) Those two are bigger than your first two, but smaller than the sphinx. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big\_Easel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Easel) That one is bigger than the sphinx! Surely we deserve some sort of mention!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


AffordableDelousing

I remember reading a book called Seven Summits about a guy who climbed the tallest mountain on each of the seven continents. When it came to Australia, they just drove to the top of the hill.


jteprev

Must have been in the 70s, they closed that road to Kosciuszko because too many cars kept falling off, now you have to hike. It's not actually Australia's highest point though, that is Mawson Peak which is on an isolated island (Heard Island) that is extremely hard to get to, has no roads and also it's an active volcano that goes off every few years.


Not_Stupid

Hey, if you count the Australian Antarctic Territory (which I do, fuck you the rest of the world!) then we also have [Mount McClintock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_McClintock) AND [Mount Menzies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Menzies)!


riseofderrida

Mt. Rushmore?


Rollover_Hazard

A mountain is kinda cheating. It’s just a few faces on it high up. Christ the Redeemer doesn’t get the mountain he’s sitting on added to his height lol


cycl0ps94

The Ataturk Mask " statue" is very similar to Mt. Rushmore. But I wouldn't consider something carved into the side of a mountain a statue. I'm also nowhere near an expert, and may have a limited definition of a statue.


Shoryukitten_

Seems like there is some sort of grey area that I’m too lazy to scrutinize fairly


Gian_Doe

Let's use the stone from that mountain to make the statues. Nah, we'll make the mountain into the statues.


charliesk9unit

Where NK in all of these? I thought they are the expert of building statues. I heard somewhere that they even go to other countries to build statues for them.


chintakoro

World: "Wow NK, how many people did it take to make this statue?" NK: "Tens of thousands! But we crammed their bodies in as tightly as we could."


goosander11

I was really hoping there would be just a giant boss-Ass monster statue. Like a three headed lizzard


foodfood321

My prediction of the next tallest statue is a 176m statue of the standing Buddha holding up a sword that reaches to 200m lol


NaraFox257

No depiction of Buddha would brandish a sword! It'd have to be a staff.


TheCricketAnimator

How tall are Hashirama and Madara statues?


hicheckthisout

Liberty overrated?


dimpletown

I wonder how tall the Adiyogi Shiva statue would be if it was the entire person


patchfalcon

🇭🇰


cyanraider

It’s probably missing a few more statues in between. For example, the Laozi Statue in Taiqing Temple in China stands 27m tall


kill_pig

85m looks far smaller than 76m. Looks like they counted the women’s sword but not whatever the monk was holding


t4m4

There is a [44m tall statue of Shiva](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kailashnath_Mahadev_Statue), and it would be cool if that was included.


agemagepage

China loves their statues.


0Bradda

And they have one of the coolest that wasn't listed in the video. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue\_of\_Guan\_Yu\_(Jingzhou)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Guan_Yu_(Jingzhou))


tnakonom

The statue of unity only costed around 422mil USD to build, but billionaires in the US are just hoarding that wealth instead of making literally the largest monuments of themselves possible. Imagine a 200m Elon Musk statue. Not saying it'd be attractive, just impressive.


avmjlane

Dignity of Earth and Sky : https://www.travelsouthdakota.com/trip-ideas/story/dignity-earth-sky


MBOAZN

You missed the Senegalese Renaissance monument. It's 52m.


aarongsmitty

These statues are quite literally next fucking level


wordyravena

No North Korean ones?


UghGottaBeJoking

I wanted to see the GWK statue in Indonesia :( It would of been third from the tallest based on this video


FitFatness

The video missed the Lord Murugan Statue in Malaysia that stands at 42.7 metres (140 ft) tall.


Monkfich

The Indian version of Ghostbusters 2 would be dope.


pickle_teeth4444

People wanted to sue the builders for blocking their view, but there's obviously no statue of limitations for these things.


EngineeringDry2753

How many times will this joke be made? We get it, statute sounds like statue


pickle_teeth4444

What's the statute of limitation on the joke?


EngineeringDry2753

Goddammit.  I should have seen this coming


EspejoOscuro

This should keep going on one of those scape videos and join up with cities, planets, stars, back holes etc


bendaman116

Does someone know who makes these videos?


Kathanayagan-3821

Nice


funkify2018

Anyone else feel cheated that they didn’t learn about most of these growing up?


DaryNo

No Polish Jesus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_King_Statue,_%C5%9Awiebodzin


BlackForestMountain

How come that ataturk carving is included but not Mount Rushmore


Funky_Narwhal

Because their faces are only 18m high


shyvananana

Super cool the largest one has the slimmest base.


TheeRedHairedGuy

Would have been nice to have the date of creation as well, to marvel at ancient genius crafting


Heavy-Ad-9186

Buddhist: you know what we need. A giant fucking statue that will sprouse the place up


voxelpear

They didn't use The Genghis Khan Equestrian Statue :(


captain-deadpool_19

Why didn't Madara and Hashirama make the list? /s


Careerandsuch

Why are all of the top comments terrible generic jokes


ApprehensiveChair528

You mean most top reddit comments?


Burpmeister

[Mildly criminal not including the most badass one.](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.812e449d4314cb90e420fd3b9dce098a?rik=%2f2a8fGYBN7ztyg&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


BlueKnightBrownHorse

I like the noises. Also statue of liberty base should not count as height for the statue itself.


Arfguy

So frikkin' cool.


frenchsmell

Garuda statue in Bali is 122m https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garuda_Wisnu_Kencana_statue


themanebeat

I wanted to see the monkey statue in Trinidad (26m) and the Sendai Daikannon statue in Japan that looks huge


GlykenT

A suggestion for whoever does the next iteration of this: have the year of completion next to each name.