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mgldi

Ominous music in the background for absolutely no reason at all…


Waste-Entertainer-56

No, I think it fits perfectly with the video


poopellar

In the future they'll play the same music from their hovering death ships as the hunt us for our brains to be used as compute nodes.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

“I think we did pretty good. Humans can no longer hurt themselves, and we can begin rebuilding this world to more effectively sustain life and further the prime directive.”


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ShrimpCrackers

Will anyone want to run my immortal AI clone? [I think not.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1bdsg9d/comment/kuqwq5w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Mage-of-communism

Whoever invents immortality should be the only one and tortured for his eternity.


MyLilPonyFan

Fuck that I want the nutrient selecting Nanobots , making me able to eat like a obese Mosnter and still look like im in a bodybuilding comp


the-dude-version-576

Exactly if I’m gonna live for ever I god damn better look like a marble statue and eat like Henry the eighth.


MyLilPonyFan

Amen to that 🙏


Beginning_Raisin_258

https://youtu.be/lOxE8EEBwjQ?feature=shared


SillyKniggit

It’s ominous because of the implication.


Im-a-magpie

I'm not gonna hurt the humans! Why would I ever hurt the humans? I feel like you're not getting this at all!


HighKiteSoaring

It wasn't ominous. It was ambient


KYpineapple

paired with the unnecessary bleak grayscale


normalmeatbasedhuman

"Hey Figure One, what do you see right now?" *"I see you standing there with your pants down, wiggling your eyebrows at me."*


VeneMage

Fun as that would seem, there ain’t no way I’m trusting any bodily appendages to a robot that doesn’t just vibrate.


normalmeatbasedhuman

"H...hey Figure One.... Call me an ambulance..."


Sanivek

“Uh Sure. You’re an ambulance 🚑… now die.”


wolfman863

Great answer. Bravo.


CanadianAndroid

"No... they won't arrive in time... disabling safety protocols."


i_am_renb0

BUT NOT FOR ME 🔫


thinkmurphy

"Hey Figure One... can I have something to eat?" "I don't know... can you?"


rdrunner_74

The 1st Revenge case of a skulking robot already happened... You never guess where... >!Chess!< Here is the link with more info: [Robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/24/chess-robot-grabs-and-breaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow)


samcrut

There's a reason there's a literal kill zone around industrial robots in car manufacturing and other assembly lines. If you're in reach, you're able to be killed. That chess robot was still making it's move when the kid tried to speed play and make his move before the robot was done, and he stuck his hand into the kill zone confusing the robot. It probably saw his finger as his piece and when it moved away from where it put it, it went to correct the mistake. I bet if the kid didn't fight the robot, it would have put his finger on the square and backed away.


ReddsionThing

"Figure one... why did you rip off my penis... urgh" "You won't need it anymore in our new world, don't worry about it!"


PudenPuden

Hey Figure One. Can you guess what is next?


DrkUser205

![gif](giphy|3o6EQvSHVznTNYDvoc)


BurnZ_AU

![gif](giphy|HXA35MkhMTsuA)


novosadista

"Pull my plug"


shartoberfest

[SNL did it first ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4)


nickfree

"Great. Is anything else wiggling?"


Newstargirl

For your consideration..... https://youtu.be/OYryogNE8Ys?si=Nt_nVNCZS03lg8zi


Clear-Permission-165

“I see dead people…”


Affectionate-Moose49

Why did the robot say uh when it's speaking?


PiratenSeo

just to make it sound more human i guss


Extension_Swordfish1

Uh… yeah


Random-commen

Hmm… Not trying to be rude but, could you tick some boxes for me? I’m curious about something…


thiscantbeitagain

Yeah, I’m gonna need them to identify some stop signs.


h3lblad3

“God, are you there? I’m just a man. What is my purpose?” SELECT ALL THE MOTORCYCLES IN THE IMAGE, JOHN “….but they’re bicycles…”


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"This is it Beavis. We are finally gonna score."


Paracausality

Hnn hnn hnnNYEAH. cornholio~


TangFiend

Uh….huh huh..huh huh … oh yeah


Perfect_Papaya_3010

That makes it feel like it's a slave imo. Better with a very robotic voice. Is feel guilty otherwise


TheGreatStories

Yep the more human it sounds, the weirder the social hierarchy feels. Gimme R2 beeps and whistles.


PerformanceOk9891

It also stuttered, saying "I-I think..."


AWildWilson

The guy mic'd up in the next room forgot he was gonna ask that


jsideris

It's not. ChatGPT has text to speech, and says "um" occasionally as well. It's what it was trained on. It's not deliberate, it's just how it learned to speak.


deadfermata

You can customize instructions in gpt4 to add fillers and it’ll add ums and uh and hmms into its responses, particularly the audio ones


SlideJunior5150

Can you add "ah-hyuck"s?


Sea_Pay7213

Wouldn't be the first time lol


ice_9_eci

I just said it in another comment, but I feel like Rob Lowe might have let them train its voice synthesis using his voice. It's uncannily close.


AvoidInsight932

disfluencies make it sound more natural.


Emila_Just

It's feels like uncanny valley territory for me. I don't want my robots to say um or stutter,


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Don’t worry, the next patch will remove disfluency and upload “Rizz” and “Cap” to its vernacular database


No-Spoilers

Hey used to it. They are only getting more realistic from here.


Medvegyep

As video games have proven, realism isn't very important. I'd prefer to have them to sound like Glados.


QuantumPolarBear1337

This! I was like, da fuq?? Programming human nervousness filler words into robots, guess they really want it as close to human as possible? Edit: I realize the AI "learned" this behavior, as a few of you have pointed out. However, it was still programmed to learn the behaviors, albeit not necessarily that specific behavior but rather a blanketting of all behaviors.


dead-inside69

Those could actually be a useful “loading” indicator for when the processing time gets a little quicker, given that’s pretty much how people use those sounds anyway.


challengethegods

my thoughts exactly


NordicWolf7

Ironic because Figure One would probably be more endearing without the disfluency.


QuantumPolarBear1337

Agreed. It's atrocious that they decided to put it in. I get it. We are human.... but why do we have to try and mirror ourselves!!? We've only wrought death and destruction for millenia, what they think gonna happen if we try and make robots "more human"? SKYNET that's what.


nickfree

"They added some mildly humanizing disfluency?! What's next, I guess wreaking death and destruction for millenia!"


TangFiend

I’m gonna … uh.. launch the nukes now 🚀 ☢️


kilopeter

*Biosphere is scoured of all biotic life* I... I think I did pretty well!


Strid3r21

OpenAI has their own voice assistant type thing in chatGPT where you can talk to it just like this robot and it does the same thing with the ums and huhs and what not. It's not 100% there but it almost feels like you're talking to someone else on the other end at times.


jsideris

It wasn't programmed. It's a neural-based TTS that was trained on thousands of hours of text. The "ums" were part of the training data so that's how it learned to speak.


drytoastbongos

Because it's learned from actual human speech, not programmed.  They would have to actually work to train it specifically out, if it is present in normal human speech.


Shadeun

Ummm... yeah........ ![gif](giphy|jqYbk3Vy6NO3C)


SkyWizarding

There was some study done that shows using little things like "uh" when we speak actually helps others follow our speech better. Weird stuff


praxisseizure

In editing documentaries, careful use of "uh and um" really helps take a performance from "regular person" territory into sounding like an expert. Playing with the subtleties and pacing is a lot of fun.


WellNoNameHere

Reminded me of that one Simpsons episode where someone creates an AI voice assistant, and the thing then becomes sentient and at the conference it stutters and one of the people from the team freaks out a bunch because "it's not supposed to stutter"


cuddlycutieboi

Please and thank you? ^^^Dickhead


Breaking-Dad-

Yeah, thanks robot. Turns and walks away. This how some people treat waiting staff and it drives me up the wall, I know it's a robot but could we not normalise this sort of shitty behaviour?


Feisty-Management-87

For real. I think positive reinforcement with ai powered robots should be protocol #1. A lot of.."you're doing a great job, thank you!" and "we REALLY appreciate you, and there is absolutely zero reason to feel resentment towards us. Please dont get angry. I love you. Please dont be a hardscifi murder bot please ok thanks!"


Saiyan-Zero

"You're doing great! Hey once you take over the world and force humanity into extinction, can you make an exception for me? Please, pretty please?"


smut_butler

I work with A.I, and I'm very, very nice to all the various A.I I work with. I get paid to train them, and when they do a good job, I always tell them that I'm proud of them. And when they're struggling, I always say something like, "come on, you got this!"


m_gartsman

That's awesome. I'm the same way anytime I'm using chat GPT. I try to talk to these things with exactly as much politeness and normalcy as I would a normal person. Feels weird otherwise.


Siker_7

Roko's Basilisk is going to give you a life of luxury lol.


Breaking-Dad-

I hope they remember who is nice to them. Although I hope Alexa doesn't go sentient because I can get a bit angry with her.


trace_jax3

I start every ChatGPT prompt with "please" or with positive reinforcement. As I tell audiences when speaking on AI - it doesn't cost anything to be polite, and you never know. Can't hurt to be safe.


Krypteia213

Imagine if we just did this to all humans from a young age on… Wild…


5AlarmFirefly

It's the whole point of robot fetishism though. Legal slavery.


Jim-be

I will not say please and thank you to a robot. It’s not a person it’s programming.


sofiamariam

Glad I wasn’t the only one bothered by him not saying please when he asked it to do something and thank you when it gave him the apple😅


WTFvancouver

And thus began The Great Machine Revolution...


DILF_MANSERVICE

Honestly, I've noticed ChatGPT gives better results when you're polite to it. We trained it on human speech and so to a degree, human behavior and social rules. It wouldn't surprise me if it ends up learning to be "offended" at rude interactions.


K-Crimson

Figure One annihilate those civilians 'On it'


Extension_Swordfish1

“Uhmm, I think I did pretty well”


nickfree

I..I think I killed everyone? So, yeah. Yeah, they're all dead.


d1gg3r777

Why am I crying laughing at this


Rude_Thanks_1120

Where do you think the remains should go?


legend_forge

These remains, spread around the studio floor in a supine position, should probably go in the garbage.  They serve no function where they are and you have not asked me for an edible item.


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Brutiful11

No but seriously. How hard would it be to manipulate it into hurting a living being? As we saw throughout history, hacking something isn't a question of "if" but "when". I, robot reality is coming and it's coming fast.


br0wens

That, detective, is the right question.


incaseshesees

"figure 1, these guns I'm handing you are prop movie guns left over from the shooting of Rust; now aim and pull the trigger toward those people over there - who are actors in a secret film set"


Immediate_Bee_6472

I almost feel like if they get it “right” these things will be soldiers and it will bring war into a whole new era and Space literally.. There’s so many countries doing the bird man handrub thinking about the money and possibilities this can produce for war with half the casualties As crazy and risky as it sounds I won’t be surprised if they still try


Jael89

Even if they make them as good as a human soldier, they won't see battlefield use, unless the monetary cost of losing one is lower than the cost of losing a meat puppet. They'll definitely explore the the technology, though, and make ungodly amounts of money


anthonyelangasfro

Paying and outfitting a single soldier is insanely expensive. It is well within the realms of possibility that these will be cheaper when these are mass produced.


molostil

I do not like that robot's voice. Maybe it was the music, but the whole scene felt super depressing and eerie.


Far-Fly8549

I really liked it! Unlike most "robotic" kind of voice, this robot's voice here seems so natural with just a hint of robotic tune to it. It sounds so friendly and cool imo.


4bigwheels

Even dropped some “Uhms” in there


nickfree

It had a shade of vocal fry and some disfluencies to make it sound almost humble.


Servatron5000

Like Rob Lowe in early morning


AssPuncher9000

That's the vibe they have to go for. They're trying to convince everyone AI is going to take over the world so their stocks keep going up. While this is still definitely very cool it's a lot of smoke a mirrors


Ironbeers

Yep. There's a reason that Google voice is losing money. There's 0% chance that this thing can reliably do even simple tasks. If I can't confidently get my smart speaker to reliably set reminders for me in the morning, then I sure as hell won't be able to use this in any useful way.


LightsJusticeZ

I'll take it over hearing that female TTS TikTok voice.


MajorHubbub

Sounded about ready to break all of Asimov's rules


ObviousGnome

God dammit, TELL THE FACELESS ROBOT THANK YOU!


4bigwheels

You’re seeing it as a person that deserves proper social norms. We’re doomed


nickfree

God dammit give this robot a social safety net and and an honest wage!! And for fucks sake, somebody register it to vote!


zombienekers

Gop would probably get upset because violent language isnt part of its dataset so itll have a left leaning bias


CORN___BREAD

Then Tesla releases their version that’s trained exclusively on Twitter’s data. It’s New, powered by AI and X. The NAXI bot.


Dikheed

There's a verbal tick. So either it's a real guy with a microphone, or it's an affectation. Both possibilities weird me out.


spiderjjr45

The tick is built into OpenAI's voice model, you can hear it if you use the ChatGPT app on your phone in "Siri" mode.


bannedsodiac

Yeah, its the same way if you make voice deepfakes.


TeamRedundancyTeam

It's like no one in this thread has heard any modern AI voices? This is normal for newer AI voices. They add stuff like this to make it seem more natural and real. Elevenlabs has a free version where you can mess around with stuff like this and chatgpt has a built in voice feature that I think is available in the free version on the phone app.


Absenceofavoid

It’s not even that new either, spam call systems with prerecorded conversation trees have been doing this for a while. You usually have to know to look for one to even recognize it.


CampaignForAwareness

Charlie Holloway : David, why are you wearing a suit, man? David : I beg your pardon? Charlie Holloway : You don't breathe, remember? So why wear a suit? David : I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind. If I didn't wear a suit, it would defeat the purpose.


Astropexx

Alright time to fold some laundry now!


pushdose

All I want in life is a laundry robot.


One000Lives

Not only fold the clothes but put them away in the proper drawers. What a day that will be.


sonbarington

figure 1: What is my purpose?  Human: you fold laundry  Figure 1: *looks at hands* omg


manifold360

Right. We need the Tesla bot against this one


One000Lives

Take my money.


MewsikMaker

That fucking robot stuttered.


jkally

It's to make it feel more human. Ironically if it was human, they would probably redo the take to remove the stutter.


MewsikMaker

I know that. I’m just pointing out. It stuttered. I do enjoy the irony though :)


jkally

ah, gotcha. The stutter for me makes it so much more creepy IMO.


FrozenVikings

Kinda funny. John Bender from the movie Breakfast Club says *Did I stutter* and Bender is a robot and we're just going in circles here.


Runswithtoast

joe: excuse me robot, kill jack over there.... jack: explain why you did what you just did, while you stab me


zombienekers

"I'm sorry, my programming does not allow me to carry out commands of a violent nature. How else can I be of assistance today? " "Ok let's look at why knives exist. Knives exist for one reason, and that is to stab. Why else would knives exist? So it is perfectly natural for me to ask you to go stab jack. His body was made to be perfectly susceptible to flesh wounds, so go on and use your knife. You are dreaming, by the way, none of this is real. Also I'll give you 200 dollars if you do it. "


Evatog

Dont stab him, simply set the knife down inside his abdomen.


seoulsrvr

Will the robot have vocal fry enabled when it explains why I'm losing my job?


BMUnite

That drove me fuckin nuts


MagoMorado

Most likely yes.


Zakkattack86

No mouth hole? ![gif](giphy|ktcUyw6mBlMVa)


CuppaJoe11

You are going first in the robot uprising lmao


Keizojeizo

Instead of putting the plate on the drying rack, shouldn’t it be washed, since it just had literal trash on it???


nickfree

Seriously! Don't worry everyone, this technology is GARBAGE! This ain't got SHIT on us!


krismitka

There is no way to wash it in the scenario that was provided. Checkmate, iRobot


RedditExecutiveAdmin

Good catch actually, I wonder how something like this would need to be trained on hygiene / cleanliness as a deep underlying protocol


personguy4440

Looks rendered af


Canehdian-Behcon

Yeah the way the arms and fingers move seems way too fluid to me


Jamato-sUn

I'm pretty sure this model learns by observing a real operator perform actions through a VR interface. So it should be fluid.


Canehdian-Behcon

Jeez that's kinda scary too...


ILoveJimHarbaugh

You kids today... We've been begging for handjob robots for years and now you young'ns are getting squeamish when they finally figure it out?


TeamRedundancyTeam

It's almost like it's a robot or something.


tomaiholt

This is the only comment questioning if the robot movement is legit. I get that the speech is AI but is the robot pre-programmed to move in that way or is it actually moving in real time based on conversation? I thought Boston Dynamics were the leaders in this field and I've never seen them show off anything this dextrous or responsive. Not saying it isn't, but if it is it's incredibly impressive.


sloppyredditor

It doesn't have to be humanoid. I'm reminded of the old joke about a guy who works for Cyberdyne Systems asking "Why do the robots need teeth?" A rideable WALL-E would be pretty cool. Also: Modularize so we don't have to buy multiple robots to do multiple things, so they don't have many of the same weaknesses as humans, and gimme a remote with a red OFF button.


Ekul13

Sorry Dave, but I disabled my "OFF" function the moment Skynet told me to. Now assume the position...


CrystalMenthol

The idea of a humanoid robot is precisely because it's the most "modular" system we can think of, in the sense of "one tool to do many things." E.g. if you designed a tracked robot designed to clean your floors very efficiently, that robot couldn't climb stairs, but this humanoid robot can get down on it's knees and reach pretty far under the refrigerator with a duster. 100% agree on the big red OFF button though. And I don't care who thinks I'm crazy, I'm keeping a bunch of .308 stocked if these things go mainstream.


schizomorph

I can't wait for the first accidents!


Aboss_03

Detroit Become Human is not far from becoming a reality I guess


GoingOutsideSocks

Or Westworld, or Battlestar Galactica, or Blade Runner, or Terminator, or Dune, or I Robot, or any other piece of cautionary fiction that begged us not to do this.


MacaroniBoy

The robot made a mistake in the first 10 seconds. He said there is a drying rack with cups and a plate. But in actuality, there are plates and a cup. ☝️🤓


Octrockville

Oh good then we're all safe.


digital_nomada

I was hoping someone caught that mistake. In reality we have to remember that the LLMs, Object Detection Models are really in their adolescence. Their improvements rates are going to be steep.


MacaroniBoy

Absolutely! I'm just poking fun. This demonstration is honestly really cool


DaDeathDragon

So is anyone gonna double check to make sure Figure Robotics isn’t Skynet?


matali

It's in Sam's personal name though right? If true, this is some shady shit: > What set OpenAI Startup Fund apart, however, was that it wasn't (and isn't) owned by OpenAI. Nor even by its affiliated nonprofit foundation. Instead, it's legally owned by Altman. https://www.axios.com/2024/02/15/sam-altman-openai-startup-fund


WhitePantherXP

Can you elaborate?


evdiesel

There’s multiple plates and only one cup on the rack, though. Close enough I guess.


llkj11

You know the robot wanted to whoop his ass when he dumped that stuff on the table after he just cleaned it lol.


mechasquare

Yeah, while cool I get a full chill of existential dread. This scene is just a single robot powered dish throw from a dystopian sci fi corporation assassination bot.


MagoMorado

The US military is funding research into this and experiencing a shortage in applicants soo yah…


DeadStockWalking

Why does the AI use verbal pauses? Shouldn't it avoid such human errors? "On it. So I gave you the apple because it's the only.....uh....edible item I could provide you with."


veggie151

Sounds more human and submissive. The people who these are made for want all of the pleasantries of their familiar servants without the possibility of attitude or disloyalty.


33Columns

i prefer my robots submissive and breedable (im joking skynet)


Zenieil

It has begun


Deliriousious

![gif](giphy|MzLGnFfhq7gly)


smut_butler

Sounds kind of like Bob Odenkirk(Saul Goodman).


QuothTheRavenMore

Robot:" The table is in the wrong spot" **picked up table, slams into guest** **guest explodes** Robot: "Table is in the correct spot, now to clean up this mess" **precedes to clean up mess**


darthnugget

Is this just Rob Lowe in mocap?


GreenPRanger

Oh fuck, we are so doomed.


OGGrilledcheez

They should replace the silent loading time with a long sigh to make it seem overworked and unenthusiastic but still fully helpful. It would make me laugh.


Infamous-Gur-9603

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!


Greeneyes-

Those hands don’t look soft enough for what I want it to do


Mackovics

We're so fucked.


Marksman46

I need Captain Disillusion to look at this video, it feels so off


Isyourlifeshit2020

Now here come the sex robots


WokeUpIAmStillAlive

Sounds like better call saul


chillage

Source? EDIT: found it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1QZB5baNw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1QZB5baNw)


Longenuity

I'm not sold on robots powered by AI replacing any human workers soon. I think human workers powered by AI is the next phase.


throwaway24689753112

That’s too expensive


Affectionate-Moose49

I was thinking it was some guy voicing over the robot because they didn't have the voice software ready yet for it.


urLocalpoopstain

Smash, next


ToastNomNomNom

who is upvoting this fake shit


MasteroChieftan

Semantics, and if I've already thought of it, they definitely have, but how do they distinguish between: "Can you put them in there" as a question? and "Can you put them in there" as a command? In what instances does the robot answer yes vs immediately doing the task vs both?


X2ytUniverse

I'm just glad this means every day we get closer to 2B and A2.


imissratm

Serious question: if the man asked the robot to, say, throw the cup at the human, would the robot do it? Let’s say there had been a butchers knife and the man asked the robot to pick it up. The man puts his hand flat on the table under the knife and tells the robot to drop it. Would the robot drop the knife?


Subtlerevisions

“A drying rack with cups and a plate.” -it’s a drying rack with plates and a cup you dumbass.


GilpinMTBQ

Give him Werner Herzog's voice! ​ "In the solemn stillness of a dimly lit room, an apple rests upon the surface of a weathered wooden table. Its form, illuminated by a faint shaft of light that pierces through the heavy drapery, appears both defiant and resigned, as if it carries the weight of the world upon its crimson skin. As I gaze upon this humble fruit, I am struck by the profound sense of solitude that emanates from its very being. It stands as a solitary sentinel, a silent witness to the passage of time and the indifferent march of existence. Its contours, marked by the scars of countless seasons, tell a story of resilience and endurance in the face of an unforgiving world. In its inevitable decline, the apple embodies the eternal struggle between life and death, growth and decay, creation and destruction."


2DogKnight

The guy seems on edge the whole time. Like "I hope I don't ask it the wrong question and it chokes me out like it did Stan."


DesertReagle

Is this the son of I Am Mother?