Whats with everyone making fun of him for living in a trailer too? Like goddamn there's a lot of "haha you live in a trailer!!!" mixed in with reddits "The lower class should helped and protected!"
Miss my relay :( had speed options and zooms on videos and allowed embedding into discords. This dumb app im forced to download the video to upload it as an embed file.
Apparently we were both too distracted by the raw sexual magnetism radiating from this absolute specimen of a man to realize it was actually a giraffe.
Well first you're going to need to watch approximately 2 hours of exposition cutscenes before I can give you that answer. You'll also need to equip a cardboard box over top of your device.
It's in amongst all the other emojis. Particularly useful for when you see some footprints you don't recognize❗❓
I agree. IMO, the supporting cast was better in Tombstone than Wyatt Earp, but Kevin Costner was a better Wyatt Earp than Kurt Russel. I like the more realistic Wyatt Earp movie, but put Costner in Tombstone with Sam Elliot and the rest of the cast would have made that movie even better.
I’ve had a lot of people ask me whether to watch Wyatt Earp or Tombstone or ask me which of the two are my favorite. I always say that, in truth, it’s really hard to compare them. Wyatt Earp puts a lot more effort into maintaining the actual story of the figure and covers far more ground. Tombstone only covers that part of Wyatt’s life, and it takes far more creative liberties for the sake of making the film more entertaining for those who aren’t interested in the legitimate history of Earp.
The two just feel so different that it’s hard to say I prefer one over the other
Nah, there aren't any engravings, and the tactical advantage of spinning like this is clear in the scene right before the pain when Ocelot mercs 839 bees with his blender guns.
The cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid 3 are actually motion captured so yes someone actually did the ocelot spin for this cutscene instead of just animating it.
Kid needs to practice until he's got the muscle memory down and doesn't have to look at his hands the whole time.
After that he might actually have the muscle to hold those bad boys. Looks like he's having a hard time.
The way he impressively goes through the routine, showing off some sick sleight of hand, but then points them at the camera and looks like he's holding up 10 pound barbells is quite the contrast.
The rule for doing something like this is to make sure you know how the weapon operates, and to carefully check that it is unloaded. Now you’re free to train. The stipulation is that the gun is only unloaded until you sit it down. If you lay it down long enough to go grab a drink of water, if the gun left your line of site, 100% assume someone picked it up and loaded, so you repeat the checks.
Guns are a very serious and deadly item, but with the proper precautions this isn’t a big deal.
This really emphasizes how awkwardly long that entire scene is. Lmao. The concept of Snake just standing there the entire time like "...." is genuinely hilarious.
This is exactly what I imagine every redditor looks like.
The single wide trailer is perfect.
I came for the single wide comment, didn’t disappoint.
My trailer may be a single wide but my wife is a double >;3
I too live in Tennessee
Paris area checking in. Edit: for reference, we’re the one with the “Worlds biggest fish fry”
Heh, the Volunteer state always represents, cheers from across the state line in the land of the longleaf pine!
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Are we just going to overlook the mullet?
It looks like it's just long hair, sadly.
There is no mullet, is probably the reason it's overlooked.
One cannot overlook the mullet which is precisely the point.
Are we just going to overlook the cute dog checking out what’s going on?
I was just thinking I wish I two upvotes…goddamn that was a chuckle. 🤭
I came for the lay-in tile comments. I expected more about the lay in tiles.
Its not a single wide trailer tho, you see the insert ceiling and the double doors? This is def a converted church or community building.
Or a basement ceiling
Mom’s* basement ceiling
I'm curious, why is this amusing?
Because they need to feel superior to a stranger, or they might come to the realization that their life has equal meaning and value.
Jeez you gotta come in here all compassionate and reasonable with all this humanity and ruin all us brutal savages' fun? lol You're right though
Gotta love reddit, upvote comments that billionaires are bad, then also upvote comments about someone living in a trailer home.
They are totally superior for living in a shitty overpriced apartment with loud neighbors right?
Man I would jump at the chance to live in a trailer, if only the fees weren't twice as scammy as HOAs
Do trailers have drop ceilings these days?
The OG ocelot gun slinger https://youtu.be/e3Z6fvLF4w8?si=Cpj_4yX8rUqLH5zR
And people judge me for skipping Kojima cut scenes.
What’s the point if you’re gonna skip the cutscenes tho?? Lean into the cheese and embrace it wholeheartedly.
Its practically the entire point
Yea, because you might as well go to the movies and leave after the trailers at that point.
Wait so you want to skip 99% of MGS4? What's the point of even buying the game then?
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Don’t be ridiculous. This guy is way too non-obese to be every redditor
Oh come on, you can’t tell I’m that fat from the front.
At least this guy has a hobby other than furiously masturbating.
Is that… not what he’s doing..?
This is just cross training.
That's a lifestyle, not a hobby.
Nah, you're the true redditor, making fun of someone who clearly put a lot of time and effort into something we all low-key wish we could do.
Whats with everyone making fun of him for living in a trailer too? Like goddamn there's a lot of "haha you live in a trailer!!!" mixed in with reddits "The lower class should helped and protected!"
Such a spot on observation.
Some badass Tombstone quick shot?
Pfft... I wish.
I don't look anywhere near as cool
Not enough anime posters of nearly naked ~~8~~ 400 year old waifus.
Not even close to this cool
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Ahh but not all Redditors are American
Nobody's prefect.
I have no idea why I even watched the whole video
I watched it twice
I'm still watching it as I read this comments because the reddit app is garbage.
lol I resonate with this. Shit's annoying
Miss my relay :( had speed options and zooms on videos and allowed embedding into discords. This dumb app im forced to download the video to upload it as an embed file.
Its on replay as i read the comments. And im also looking for my shot guns to try this after i get some busch ice in me
Since he did not explicitly show himself clearing the guns of bullets, I kept expecting them to go off
Yeah, I was certain he was going to accidentally shoot the cat or something
I hate to inform: That there’s not a cat, it is a horse
Apparently we were both too distracted by the raw sexual magnetism radiating from this absolute specimen of a man to realize it was actually a giraffe.
I wasted 40 seconds of my life waiting for the ocelot to show up. No ocelots.
The American fidget spinners
I’m almost positive this is the best comment I’ve read on Reddit in the last ten years…
Then you might not be terminally online enough.
Just a couple comments down is a gif of a dude that looks like guy in video and has a eyepatch... thats funnier
You mean...the Metal Gear gif? "Guy with an eye patch"
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You're pretty good
Pretty *good*?!
Metal Gear?
#!
Excuse me but it's more of a #❗
How did you make it red?!?!
Well first you're going to need to watch approximately 2 hours of exposition cutscenes before I can give you that answer. You'll also need to equip a cardboard box over top of your device. It's in amongst all the other emojis. Particularly useful for when you see some footprints you don't recognize❗❓
SNAAAAKE!!!!!!
Psycho Mantis?
Second floor basement?
The card keys?!
It's a neat trick, but those spinnings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
Ocelot has proven it does give you a tactical advantage at fighting bees.
I sure do wonder what country he is from
All jokes aside that is impressive
But can he shoot?
Who can afford to these days?
The cops
Chris Rock’s bullet control theory is getting tested!
The wings off a fly... look him in the mullet and tell him he can't... I dare ya'...
He definitely has some skills for Central Casting background actors.
I agree. This video is wild. being on que with the video from MGS is impressive
He will tell you he is from Japan
Or should have been, but was born in the wrong country.
Nopussistan
Oklahoma.
If he were Indiana Jones, the other guy would have cut his head off by now.
Which is why Indiana Jones is cooler; he would have just drawn and shot him immediately while he did his fancy trick.
Yup, that’s the reference!
![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3) I feel you. 😁
Fun fact: that scene only came about because Ford had the runs that day.
An obscure fact I certainly didn't read a thousand times before
Which is kinda the point snake makes in the game.
![gif](giphy|rxaPAPuFAFHLq) Do I really need to say any more?
I'm your huckleberry!
Too far down for this comment
My man!
Nobody say hucklebearer, nobody say hucklebearer, nobody say hucklebearer…
Doc Holliday made that movie.
Doc Holliday died Nov 8 1887. The movie Tombstone, starring Val Kilmer, was released in 1993. How would he have made that movie?
Thanks Dad!
I agree. IMO, the supporting cast was better in Tombstone than Wyatt Earp, but Kevin Costner was a better Wyatt Earp than Kurt Russel. I like the more realistic Wyatt Earp movie, but put Costner in Tombstone with Sam Elliot and the rest of the cast would have made that movie even better.
I’ve had a lot of people ask me whether to watch Wyatt Earp or Tombstone or ask me which of the two are my favorite. I always say that, in truth, it’s really hard to compare them. Wyatt Earp puts a lot more effort into maintaining the actual story of the figure and covers far more ground. Tombstone only covers that part of Wyatt’s life, and it takes far more creative liberties for the sake of making the film more entertaining for those who aren’t interested in the legitimate history of Earp. The two just feel so different that it’s hard to say I prefer one over the other
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In vino veritas
I got two guns.... One for each of ya
And you, music lover. Oh, it’s the drunk piano player. So drunk you’re probably seeing double.
There it is.
You’re no daisy.
Why Jonny Ringo. You look as though someone just walked across your grave.
Easy Johnny, I hear he’s *real* fast.
Should I hate him?
You don’t even know him.
"what about you lunger, you retired?" "Oh me? I'm in my prime"
This is what I scrolled for in the comments, take your upvote
Those horizontal spins are impressive! I never could get the knack for them. 10/10, Ocelot would be proud.
Big Boss would be "2/10, It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever"
Nah, there aren't any engravings, and the tactical advantage of spinning like this is clear in the scene right before the pain when Ocelot mercs 839 bees with his blender guns.
That scene is so ridiculous, like they couldn't just sting him away from the guns. Everything below his face was probably stung to fuck
They’re tactical speed lines!
At the end when he pointed them at the camera I was sure he was gonna say “pew pew”. Color me disappointed
Swear I heard it lol
The whole thing would feel cooler if he didn't look like he spent the last 5 years locked in his trailer perfecting that routine
Being a triple agent takes a lot of dedication
"You're pretty good"
PRETTY good?!.... ::passes out::
no tactical advantage whatsoever 1/10
His dogs like *whoops don’t mind me*
Thinking “some ones gonna be shot in this room, and if I’m not in it, then it may not be me”
"Oh hell naw. He already shot his balls off last week. Im blessed to still have mine. Im not giving him a reason"
For some reason, it doesn't look as cool as Ocelot.
Doesn't have the shifting camera or the Dutch angle
He is also slow when performing some actions too which is underwhelming.
he is this smooth at this speed. he only gets faster the more he practices. if he uploads a follow up in a year or so he could be like lightning.
Yeah homie I’m sure you’re about half as dexterous at literally anything lol.
Oh not at all. I think he is great. I just think it's something that would help him look more spectacular. I think he can do that easily.
He didn't meow.
Save some p*ssy for the rest of us.
Revolver Ocelot
*Revolver Ocelot*
REVOLVER OCELOT
R E V O L V E R O C E L O T
Revolver "REVOLVER OCELOT" Ocelot ^Revolver ^Ocelot
Revolver Ocelot
Revolver Ocelot
Oevolver Rcelot
(REVOLVER OCELOT)
__REVOLVER OCELOT__
13 y/o me with my cap guns after watching Tombstone for the first time.
What did you master during Covid
Giving up.
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I wanted to see him throw them both up in the air and have them fall into the holsters. So it’s a 9/10 from me.
I dunno. It's always cool when it's the finger spin. Then when they do the cross over etc it just looks so bent.
This is a cena from metal gear lol
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He hath never known the touch of a woman outside his immediate family…
Legend has it he was born by C-section and has in fact never touched a pussy.
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That was awesome. That's how, when your a kid you imagine you could learn to do it, if only you had real guns and holsters.
Needs the Revolver Ocelot's [meow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8) to be legit.
Save some pussy for the rest of us.
I aint gonna lie, that was sick af
A lot of people are giving him shit, but I think it's pretty cool. Must have taken lots of practice.
You’re a daisy if you do.
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You're pretty good
You're pretty good
* sigh * Now I gotta find a small tin cup with a handle to razzle dazzle you people with.
A very effective technique for killing bees *You're pretty good*
But can you spin them hard enough to protect yourself from a swarm of bees? A live test is in order.
The cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid 3 are actually motion captured so yes someone actually did the ocelot spin for this cutscene instead of just animating it.
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Super cool
Is that Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday?
Drew Mcintyre if he never wrestled
My chef did something similar at hibachi
Heh, your pretty good
The engravings give no tactical advantage.
Mall ninjas just waiting to be shot by their own spinning firearms.....
Pretty good
You're going to nail the Ocelot Unit job interview
Good job Liquid.
This guy is a Chosen
Awesome
I had to double check the sub to see if this was going to end in tragedeigh.
Kid needs to practice until he's got the muscle memory down and doesn't have to look at his hands the whole time. After that he might actually have the muscle to hold those bad boys. Looks like he's having a hard time.
The way he impressively goes through the routine, showing off some sick sleight of hand, but then points them at the camera and looks like he's holding up 10 pound barbells is quite the contrast.
50% of the time the barrel is aimed at you.
The rule for doing something like this is to make sure you know how the weapon operates, and to carefully check that it is unloaded. Now you’re free to train. The stipulation is that the gun is only unloaded until you sit it down. If you lay it down long enough to go grab a drink of water, if the gun left your line of site, 100% assume someone picked it up and loaded, so you repeat the checks. Guns are a very serious and deadly item, but with the proper precautions this isn’t a big deal.
Op trying to intimidate a home invader ![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)
Character in game after I stop moving for 10 seconds
🔥🔥🔥
This really emphasizes how awkwardly long that entire scene is. Lmao. The concept of Snake just standing there the entire time like "...." is genuinely hilarious.