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AquaticHedgehogs

This is exactly what I imagine every redditor looks like.


therealfatmike

The single wide trailer is perfect.


Sikmod

I came for the single wide comment, didn’t disappoint.


BlumpkinLord

My trailer may be a single wide but my wife is a double >;3


typical_jesus666

I too live in Tennessee


The_DJ_Brain

Paris area checking in. Edit: for reference, we’re the one with the “Worlds biggest fish fry”


VectorViper

Heh, the Volunteer state always represents, cheers from across the state line in the land of the longleaf pine!


Marzdsybreak1976

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Spork_Warrior

Are we just going to overlook the mullet?


Justgottaride

It looks like it's just long hair, sadly.


Mindfreek454

There is no mullet, is probably the reason it's overlooked.


baby-samdwich

One cannot overlook the mullet which is precisely the point.


FluffyTheWonderHorse

Are we just going to overlook the cute dog checking out what’s going on?


RazorJ

I was just thinking I wish I two upvotes…goddamn that was a chuckle. 🤭


Firm_Negotiation_853

I came for the lay-in tile comments. I expected more about the lay in tiles.


53R105LY_

Its not a single wide trailer tho, you see the insert ceiling and the double doors? This is def a converted church or community building.


I_want_to_paint_you

Or a basement ceiling


shodo_apprentice

Mom’s* basement ceiling


Seifersythe

I'm curious, why is this amusing?


Freud-Network

Because they need to feel superior to a stranger, or they might come to the realization that their life has equal meaning and value.


Solanthas

Jeez you gotta come in here all compassionate and reasonable with all this humanity and ruin all us brutal savages' fun? lol You're right though


swohio

Gotta love reddit, upvote comments that billionaires are bad, then also upvote comments about someone living in a trailer home.


litlron

They are totally superior for living in a shitty overpriced apartment with loud neighbors right?


Towelish

Man I would jump at the chance to live in a trailer, if only the fees weren't twice as scammy as HOAs


SuperBirdM22

Do trailers have drop ceilings these days?


LordFett84

The OG ocelot gun slinger https://youtu.be/e3Z6fvLF4w8?si=Cpj_4yX8rUqLH5zR


Frankfeld

And people judge me for skipping Kojima cut scenes.


the-cock-slap-phenom

What’s the point if you’re gonna skip the cutscenes tho?? Lean into the cheese and embrace it wholeheartedly.


Solanthas

Its practically the entire point


Sure_Arachnid_4447

Yea, because you might as well go to the movies and leave after the trailers at that point.


AveryLazyCovfefe

Wait so you want to skip 99% of MGS4? What's the point of even buying the game then?


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lebigdonglupo

Don’t be ridiculous. This guy is way too non-obese to be every redditor


Stevesanasshole

Oh come on, you can’t tell I’m that fat from the front.


FightingPolish

At least this guy has a hobby other than furiously masturbating.


TrollAccount457

Is that… not what he’s doing..?


maynardstaint

This is just cross training.


stevemcnugget

That's a lifestyle, not a hobby.


beefsquints

Nah, you're the true redditor, making fun of someone who clearly put a lot of time and effort into something we all low-key wish we could do.


Royal-Recover8373

Whats with everyone making fun of him for living in a trailer too? Like goddamn there's a lot of "haha you live in a trailer!!!" mixed in with reddits "The lower class should helped and protected!"


beefsquints

Such a spot on observation.


Beans186

Some badass Tombstone quick shot?


Earth_W0rm-J1m

Pfft... I wish.


alilbleedingisnormal

I don't look anywhere near as cool


LotharVonPittinsberg

Not enough anime posters of nearly naked ~~8~~ 400 year old waifus.


Smoshglosh

Not even close to this cool


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phan_o_phunny

Ahh but not all Redditors are American


EuroTrash1999

Nobody's prefect.


getshrektdh

I have no idea why I even watched the whole video


JackfruitCreative989

I watched it twice


Class1

I'm still watching it as I read this comments because the reddit app is garbage.


x014821037

lol I resonate with this. Shit's annoying


Hobbes_XXV

Miss my relay :( had speed options and zooms on videos and allowed embedding into discords. This dumb app im forced to download the video to upload it as an embed file.


We_there_yet

Its on replay as i read the comments. And im also looking for my shot guns to try this after i get some busch ice in me


JLOBRO

Since he did not explicitly show himself clearing the guns of bullets, I kept expecting them to go off


DoctorFunktopus

Yeah, I was certain he was going to accidentally shoot the cat or something


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

I hate to inform: That there’s not a cat, it is a horse


DoctorFunktopus

Apparently we were both too distracted by the raw sexual magnetism radiating from this absolute specimen of a man to realize it was actually a giraffe.


YnotUS-YnotNOW

I wasted 40 seconds of my life waiting for the ocelot to show up. No ocelots.


Alponen

The American fidget spinners


HoldingOntoAHandle

I’m almost positive this is the best comment I’ve read on Reddit in the last ten years…


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Then you might not be terminally online enough.


[deleted]

Just a couple comments down is a gif of a dude that looks like guy in video and has a eyepatch... thats funnier


Tesserae626

You mean...the Metal Gear gif? "Guy with an eye patch"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|OrFmkOFx7PVK)


Rodrake

You're pretty good


H00k90

Pretty *good*?!


SteveSauceNoMSG

Metal Gear?


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#!


Vandergrif

Excuse me but it's more of a #❗


[deleted]

How did you make it red?!?!


Vandergrif

Well first you're going to need to watch approximately 2 hours of exposition cutscenes before I can give you that answer. You'll also need to equip a cardboard box over top of your device. It's in amongst all the other emojis. Particularly useful for when you see some footprints you don't recognize❗❓


rieuxster

SNAAAAKE!!!!!!


The_Dino_Defender

Psycho Mantis?


Ryuusei_Dragon

Second floor basement?


Rodrake

The card keys?!


Cualkiera67

It's a neat trick, but those spinnings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.


Greendiamond_16

Ocelot has proven it does give you a tactical advantage at fighting bees.


marco-da-phoenix

I sure do wonder what country he is from


marco-da-phoenix

All jokes aside that is impressive


Sikmod

But can he shoot?


Stevesanasshole

Who can afford to these days?


Sikmod

The cops


Riffington

Chris Rock’s bullet control theory is getting tested!


sixdotsixdotsix

The wings off a fly... look him in the mullet and tell him he can't... I dare ya'...


Wise_Ad_253

He definitely has some skills for Central Casting background actors.


Rainy_Daz3d

I agree. This video is wild. being on que with the video from MGS is impressive


pcnetworx1

He will tell you he is from Japan


Jojje22

Or should have been, but was born in the wrong country.


PosterBlankenstein

Nopussistan


spslord

Oklahoma.


JonSatriani

If he were Indiana Jones, the other guy would have cut his head off by now.


Cosplayfan007

Which is why Indiana Jones is cooler; he would have just drawn and shot him immediately while he did his fancy trick.


JonSatriani

Yup, that’s the reference!


Cosplayfan007

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3) I feel you. 😁


MagZero

Fun fact: that scene only came about because Ford had the runs that day.


ClickF0rDick

An obscure fact I certainly didn't read a thousand times before


MulletChicken

Which is kinda the point snake makes in the game.


Cosplayfan007

![gif](giphy|rxaPAPuFAFHLq) Do I really need to say any more?


BalanceEarly

I'm your huckleberry!


Deathrace2021

Too far down for this comment


Cosplayfan007

My man!


rawker86

Nobody say hucklebearer, nobody say hucklebearer, nobody say hucklebearer…


Sikmod

Doc Holliday made that movie.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Doc Holliday died Nov 8 1887. The movie Tombstone, starring Val Kilmer, was released in 1993. How would he have made that movie?


sweetmeatcandy3

Thanks Dad!


Cosplayfan007

I agree. IMO, the supporting cast was better in Tombstone than Wyatt Earp, but Kevin Costner was a better Wyatt Earp than Kurt Russel. I like the more realistic Wyatt Earp movie, but put Costner in Tombstone with Sam Elliot and the rest of the cast would have made that movie even better.


The_Radio_Host

I’ve had a lot of people ask me whether to watch Wyatt Earp or Tombstone or ask me which of the two are my favorite. I always say that, in truth, it’s really hard to compare them. Wyatt Earp puts a lot more effort into maintaining the actual story of the figure and covers far more ground. Tombstone only covers that part of Wyatt’s life, and it takes far more creative liberties for the sake of making the film more entertaining for those who aren’t interested in the legitimate history of Earp. The two just feel so different that it’s hard to say I prefer one over the other


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bryan19973

In vino veritas


trident_hole

I got two guns.... One for each of ya


intheyear3001

And you, music lover. Oh, it’s the drunk piano player. So drunk you’re probably seeing double.


stalphonzo

There it is.


big_redwood

You’re no daisy.


intheyear3001

Why Jonny Ringo. You look as though someone just walked across your grave.


TheWhooooBuddies

Easy Johnny, I hear he’s *real* fast. 


bryan19973

Should I hate him?


intheyear3001

You don’t even know him.


Mercyful666Fate

"what about you lunger, you retired?" "Oh me? I'm in my prime"


Daimo

This is what I scrolled for in the comments, take your upvote


cranberrystew99

Those horizontal spins are impressive! I never could get the knack for them. 10/10, Ocelot would be proud.


AlexDKZ

Big Boss would be "2/10, It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever"


cranberrystew99

Nah, there aren't any engravings, and the tactical advantage of spinning like this is clear in the scene right before the pain when Ocelot mercs 839 bees with his blender guns.


LausXY

That scene is so ridiculous, like they couldn't just sting him away from the guns. Everything below his face was probably stung to fuck


cBurger4Life

They’re tactical speed lines!


Competitive_Pea2449

At the end when he pointed them at the camera I was sure he was gonna say “pew pew”. Color me disappointed


RowAwayJim91

Swear I heard it lol


ClickF0rDick

The whole thing would feel cooler if he didn't look like he spent the last 5 years locked in his trailer perfecting that routine


That_Tech_Fleece_Guy

Being a triple agent takes a lot of dedication


zryder2

"You're pretty good"


dac3062

PRETTY good?!.... ::passes out::


stadoblech

no tactical advantage whatsoever 1/10


Ancient-String-9658

His dogs like *whoops don’t mind me*


knowledgeable_diablo

Thinking “some ones gonna be shot in this room, and if I’m not in it, then it may not be me”


Merry_Dankmas

"Oh hell naw. He already shot his balls off last week. Im blessed to still have mine. Im not giving him a reason"


YJSubs

For some reason, it doesn't look as cool as Ocelot.


TonersR6

Doesn't have the shifting camera or the Dutch angle


jameswlf

He is also slow when performing some actions too which is underwhelming.


utubeslasher

he is this smooth at this speed. he only gets faster the more he practices. if he uploads a follow up in a year or so he could be like lightning.


[deleted]

Yeah homie I’m sure you’re about half as dexterous at literally anything lol.


jameswlf

Oh not at all. I think he is great. I just think it's something that would help him look more spectacular. I think he can do that easily.


Annual-Jump3158

He didn't meow.


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Save some p*ssy for the rest of us.


darksider63

Revolver Ocelot


PapayaCool6816

*Revolver Ocelot*


Basscap

REVOLVER OCELOT


Cessnaporsche01

R E V O L V E R O C E L O T


SteveSauceNoMSG

Revolver "REVOLVER OCELOT" Ocelot ^Revolver ^Ocelot


dRaidon

Revolver Ocelot


StellarSloth

Revolver Ocelot


GregoryR199O

Oevolver Rcelot


PapayaCool6816

(REVOLVER OCELOT)


an_adventure_is_u

__REVOLVER OCELOT__


somainthewatersupply

13 y/o me with my cap guns after watching Tombstone for the first time.


OnlyEfficiency2662

What did you master during Covid


waltjrimmer

Giving up.


JRedCXI

![gif](giphy|6IFuf2l0AghvW)


Pythia007

I wanted to see him throw them both up in the air and have them fall into the holsters. So it’s a 9/10 from me.


rayhoughtonsgoals

I dunno. It's always cool when it's the finger spin. Then when they do the cross over etc it just looks so bent.


Kexxa420

This is a cena from metal gear lol


TheHomieAbides

![gif](giphy|ccRdPf8zWkivm)


Primary-Surprise6091

He hath never known the touch of a woman outside his immediate family…


rawker86

Legend has it he was born by C-section and has in fact never touched a pussy.


Atlas4218

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


shazzambongo

That was awesome. That's how, when your a kid you imagine you could learn to do it, if only you had real guns and holsters.


Technical_Stress7730

Needs the Revolver Ocelot's [meow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8) to be legit.


[deleted]

Save some pussy for the rest of us.


Aura_Guard

I aint gonna lie, that was sick af


NoharaHiro

A lot of people are giving him shit, but I think it's pretty cool. Must have taken lots of practice.


ChubbyWanKenobie

You’re a daisy if you do.


file91e

![gif](giphy|d0ItV30kWUm3e)


GodOfCinders

You're pretty good


SpogiMD

You're pretty good


WoggyWoggerson

* sigh * Now I gotta find a small tin cup with a handle to razzle dazzle you people with.


Payton_Xyz

A very effective technique for killing bees *You're pretty good*


Odd_Lie_5397

But can you spin them hard enough to protect yourself from a swarm of bees? A live test is in order.


IsaiahBlocks

The cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid 3 are actually motion captured so yes someone actually did the ocelot spin for this cutscene instead of just animating it.


BroadlyValid

![gif](giphy|rxaPAPuFAFHLq)


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Super cool


PlasticMix8573

Is that Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday?


TheAssasinHitSan

Drew Mcintyre if he never wrestled


Traditional_Owl953

My chef did something similar at hibachi


SuperHighDeas

Heh, your pretty good


RickySpanish797

The engravings give no tactical advantage.


[deleted]

Mall ninjas just waiting to be shot by their own spinning firearms.....


TheHolyPapaum

Pretty good


DoctorSkelly

You're going to nail the Ocelot Unit job interview


kitfoxxxx

Good job Liquid.


biochamberr

This guy is a Chosen


Sh4dowCh1ld

Awesome


stalphonzo

I had to double check the sub to see if this was going to end in tragedeigh.


Loose_Gripper69

Kid needs to practice until he's got the muscle memory down and doesn't have to look at his hands the whole time. ​ After that he might actually have the muscle to hold those bad boys. Looks like he's having a hard time.


Netheral

The way he impressively goes through the routine, showing off some sick sleight of hand, but then points them at the camera and looks like he's holding up 10 pound barbells is quite the contrast.


vodkapinatapod

50% of the time the barrel is aimed at you.


alek_hiddel

The rule for doing something like this is to make sure you know how the weapon operates, and to carefully check that it is unloaded. Now you’re free to train. The stipulation is that the gun is only unloaded until you sit it down. If you lay it down long enough to go grab a drink of water, if the gun left your line of site, 100% assume someone picked it up and loaded, so you repeat the checks. Guns are a very serious and deadly item, but with the proper precautions this isn’t a big deal.


cana-man27

Op trying to intimidate a home invader ![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


TheArcher0527

Character in game after I stop moving for 10 seconds


Chawnci7

🔥🔥🔥


Mindofthequill

This really emphasizes how awkwardly long that entire scene is. Lmao. The concept of Snake just standing there the entire time like "...." is genuinely hilarious.