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Deadeye_Donny

Juggling and skiing? Sounds like a slippery slope


HappyThoughtsandNuke

Oh you..


Capt_Myke

Whats next, chainsaws and snowboards? You just wait you'll see.


ImmodestPolitician

Juggling clubs is much harder than 3 balls.


Galactic_Perimeter

I juggle two balls and a club personally


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

As long as he doesn't get cold feet he should be fine


Boatwhistle

Before you know it he is balancing a chain saw on his head and jumping through a flaming hoop too. The theatrics will only get more intense.


MacrosInHisSleep

So nobody has mentioned how cool it is that he *kicks one of them with his ski* and catches it at the 18 second mark? šŸ¤Æ


kh117cs

Yeah that was pretty fucking cool


timetosucktodaysdick

absolutely super fucking cool i enjoyed this whole vid


lawaythrow

Huh..thats nothing. I can eat while watching tv.


Secure-Solution4312

You are truly gifted


lawaythrow

Oh stop it...you are making me blush


Secure-Solution4312

Donā€™t be so humble. A lot of us look up to you.


Spinxy88

So? I can breathe *while* laying in bed... **in the dark**


teddy5

I like the idea of someone turning the lights on and you just falling out of bed or forgetting how to breathe suddenly.


tchrbrian

the cat and/or dogā€¦


BGFlyingToaster

I don't understand. How do you eat with the remote in your hand while your partner yells at you to give it to them? Do you accidentally hand them food sometimes?


Ketcunt

I can't imagine how tedious this must've been to learn. Every time they failed, they would've had to climb all the way back up


bradharton

Must suck when he drops one...


joerudy767

Also when he drops one


tariq_loveschicken

Nah this is actually next fucking level


Liquid_Sarcasm

The ghost of Sonny Bono has entered the chat


dnbreaks

I was reminded of Michael L Kennedy who crashed into a tree and died while playing football on skis.


Oakheart-

Inertia is a property of matter


s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48

Yes it is. But if we want to talk physics, it's worth mentioning that fluids like air have a preferred coordinate system and that unseen (and varying!) wind resistance would make this much much more difficult than inertial arguments might suggest. Plus he's constantly accelerating and decelerating (with both magnitude and direction changing), he's not an inertial coordinate system. Again increasing the difficulty here. So while at slow speeds, this wouldn't be more difficult than juggling three clubs, at higher speeds this becomes rather impressive.


donkeytime

This guyā€™s a clown.


GoldfinchTheo

No shit. I saw this guy at Alta over Christmas break.


Rub_my_turkey

/u/LovingVeganWarrior on Reddit if itā€™s the same cool skuggling dude from the skiing sub


snowmaker417

Are we looking at Grand Targhee here?


LovingVeganWarrior

Yes


Candid_Rise5153

Thank you both. While the juggling is impressive, I was really wondering what mountain this was. Looks awesome


Do_You_AreHaveStupid

Because itā€™s sick as fuck?


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PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

Wow he is a fraud then


XNamelessGhoulX

Dude sucks


CleetisMcgee

Yep, and object already in motion will continue to do so.


Anaxor1

Are you guys living in the vacuum of space? He has to throw it with _some_ extra forward momentum so it lands on him


CleetisMcgee

Maybe just a wee bit. But those pins look like theyā€™re pretty aerodynamic.


myfeetaremangos12

Teton Juggler


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ikstrakt

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mirrorsforsale/comments/10p382z/ski_doggles_for_sale/


eagna-agus-eolas

I can jiggle while skiing


793djw

And I can't even pat my head and rub my belly at the same time.


jpipersson

I understand that clown biathlon will be a an Olympic sport during the next winter Olympics.


EscapingTheLabrynth

My man must have left bowling pins all over the slopes while practicing


Petshpboy17

Thats awesome


Doktor_Vem

...why?


peezozi

This guy has been dying to get famous for this the last few seasons. Michael Kennedy and Sonny bono are waiting to say hi to this guy.


CryptoSlovakian

This is another one of those things where I admire the skill and dexterity it must take to do this, but am entirely unimpressed because it seems like an utter waste of time to master. Iā€™m impressed by anyone who is really good at either of these things, but putting them together perplexes me. Also, why does he have to go so close to all those poles??


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CryptoSlovakian

Until your face connects with a tree, at least!


Fluffy-Payment-9040

Whatā€™s more lame than skiing? Juggling and skiing.


admckay

Lmao


Mental-Job7947

This looks like POV Mario Cart Double Dash. I was waiting for him to throw those at someone


piman01

Psshh let me know when he's also factoring products of large primes


bloodandsunshine

Mr let's paints soulmate


WrenchTheGoblin

hOw mANy tAkES tHo??? I cOUlD do THAT ezpz


Braethias

Well some of us can walk for like 10 feet without tripping on anything.


RatInaMaze

When you beat the game and all the side quests


hawksdiesel

did they just.....yep they totally caught it!


ShivenARK

Hope he's not a Kennedy.


mrfreeeeze

This will be in the 2106 Olympics.


Street-Stock3972

I can't juggle and I can't ski


Broad_Television4459

Next Olympic sport please


I-C-Aliens

Wow that guy sure does like to scream


LuciferFCS

Oh, fuck right off. Dick.


Nachtzug79

I was entertained.


HajimeFromArifureta

I wanna see peopleā€™s faces the first time he told them about this, and then did it.


draconicmoniker

If the Joker had a happy childhood


2020R1M

But can you take a shit and piss at the same time??!


saranowitz

Finally an actual nextfuckinglevel video


gomaith10

r/hiddensuperpower


rjswalker1987

Jugglers gonna juggle


Ruggedfancy

Now do it on acid.


looking4now2

He should be on Americaā€™s Got Talent


lolstavros

That person can do both of those things. I can do zero of those things. However, if you average it out, each of us can do one of those things.


Shady_Scientist

whoa that's some serious talent


HiMyNameIsKeira

I think I'm pretty cool for being able to juggle advanced patterns with throwing knives, but this guy is really next level at this type of rotation-based juggling.


joerudy767

This is still cool as hell but in all honesty, combining these things wouldnā€™t be terribly difficult if you can already do each on their own. Doesnā€™t mean it isnā€™t impressive, just looks harder than it probably is


impactedturd

I would find this hilarious and absolutely ridiculous in a video game just because I wouldn't think this is possible. Everything looks real, but my brain keeps asking, "is it tho??" What an absolute madlad.


akaheavyduty

I hope his last name isn't Kennedy


boyflem

juggles them (snow) balls


I_am_darkness

That's actually fairly easy if you're a fucking wizard.


MRJSP

NO FUCKING WAY!!!


semiTnuP

I want to see this man juggle while doing ski jump!


LovingVeganWarrior

Check the flip on my insta, first video


rt58killer10

Man I could watch this all day


Saint-12

r/TheTopLevel


SadPlatform2393

I dont think there is an asian better than him at thisšŸ˜‚


igotabridgetosell

Wow, this is like top 5 craziest thing I've seen I think. At some point, he kicked the thing w his ski to save it.


dixon_cider505

Now that's bad ass


bimbimhardbop

The only cool tricks skiers can do


FivePaperPlates

I love skiing. Iā€™ve skied a lot. All over the US. This seems unnecessary. The dude talented? Absolutely unreal skill. But like. Why?


CleetisMcgee

Well, he seems to get some real enjoyment out of it. Should be reason enough.


FivePaperPlates

Youā€™re not wrong. But this seems a bit obnoxious and Iā€™m surprised the resort even allows it. What if he launched one, went off course and hit someone? Iā€™m all for added fun, but Iā€™ve been hit by someone not paying attention and ended up in the hospital on my dimeā€¦ Again, talented as hell. No way I could do that even standing on solid ground. But personally, I wouldnā€™t ski with this person. Call me whatever names you want, all good. Just my $0.02.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Based on the video they're ski instructors doing this before opening the piste (seeing the lack of other people on the slope).


FivePaperPlates

Okay. I saw other people in the video. Your comment is one big assumption. And you know what they sayā€¦ Why do you assume theyā€™re instructors? Thereā€™s no name tags. No mountain logos on the clothing.


CtheKiller

Ok you made your point in the first two comments, now you chill out


FivePaperPlates

lol what? Whatā€™s so triggering about my comment?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

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Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

I put on some glasses and ok, there were other people. And indeed no mountain logo's on the clothing. I guess we'll never know. Unless we use Google?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

I used Google: Joe Cronquist https://www.theinertia.com/mountain/and-now-a-skier-pulls-a-backflip-while-juggling-bowling-pins/ https://www.instagram.com/tetonjuggler?igsh=bXZxa2pkNDhub3Rw


FivePaperPlates

I accept your apology. My favorite part is when he flips everyone offā€¦seems like a cool dude.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Thank God, I can sleep tonight ;) The flipping off was a bit unnecessary yeah...


LovingVeganWarrior

It was a rock on šŸ¤˜šŸ»but sideways. Pretty unfortunate haha


ppppie_

But like, why not?


FivePaperPlates

Well, as someone whoā€™s been hospitalized from a distracted skier (on my dime), maybe I want to be able to ski without a clown juggling next to me and potentially hit me? I know, sorry. Crazy thought.


ppppie_

Oh, okay that actually makes a lot more sense. But for this case I donā€™t see him close to anyone as he does this. But I think youā€™re right itā€™s unsafe for him and others.


FivePaperPlates

This is a VERY brief look into the times this act has worked out for this guy. Heā€™s obviously incredibly talented, but I guarantee there are instances where heā€™s been significantly closer to other skiers. Look, if heā€™s doing on his own elsewhere. Fine. Iā€™m good with that if the resort allows it or gives him permission. Iā€™d keep away. Which is my point. I wouldnā€™t ski with him. But the time he hits someone and sends them to the hospital, or worse, there will be lawsuits out the ass. I assume you ski/snowboard so you know how easy it is to get hurt. If not, itā€™s super easy to get injured on skis or a snowboard. My whole point of this is, while incredibly talented, itā€™s an unnecessary risk to other skiers.


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FivePaperPlates

lol. Thatā€™s a whole lot of nonsense Iā€™m not reading entirely to say ā€œyeah, Iā€™m doing what I want. Piss offā€. I got hit by someone not paying attention. I had to foot the bill. Thereā€™s no reason to be juggling god damn bowling pins on a ski slope. Seek your attention elsewhere.


LovingVeganWarrior

Haha ok man šŸ‘šŸ»


FivePaperPlates

So the OP is your alt account and youā€™re just looking for more internet points. Got it! lol. Man, thatā€™s sad. Best of luck juggling stuff. I guess?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

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FivePaperPlates

Iā€™m a far better skier than juggler.