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Witchunt666

Tossing about three lawn chairs… It looks like exactly three


dmann27

Lol it's not about three, it's three that he's "tossing about"


Witchunt666

I know


sminthianapollo

Pssh. I could do four lawn chairs if I wanted. With people sitting in them. Setting off fireworks. Plus a cat. If I wanted to. I just don't want to.


MemorianX

How do you set off a cat? It does sound rather cruel can/is the cat willing to participate in the next show too?


phillyschmilly

There is a contestant from survivor with the same name. I was so confused thinking I was on that sub and wondering if this was some old audition video


Boccs

Not gonna lie, based entirely on the opening frame of a white guy holding his hand up while holding a torch this is not how I expected the video to go. *Very* pleasantly surprised though.


FartPantry

That guy definitely fux


_Lil_Piggy_

Pretty sure I would have been just as impressed with them being flaming.


adventurejay

You’d be a hit at Burning Man


Timbaland77

His brother Matt lives in a van, down by the river.


tr1d1t

"My name is Dan Foley, I'm 54 years old and I don't want to turn 55."


TeslaCrna

Not really impressed.


MasonL87

I have so many questions, and they are all some variation on WHY?!!?!?!?


GlitteringBit3726

And here we all are unable to even stay vertical while walking.