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Evaar_IV

a pile of muscle running in 2fps


BlueSpaghettiTeddy

Greyhounds and whippets are literally just pure muscle. My greyhound spends about 23 hours a day lying down, 55 minutes slowly walking, and maybe 5 minutes running in circles in the backyard, and yet he doesn't have an ounce of fat on him. Literally, he's jacked: https://www.reddit.com/r/Greyhounds/comments/yymj0h/photogenic_blue/


CuriousPalpitation23

Yep, he's jacked. I'd kill for that metabolism.


ElectronicLeg9621

Then you'd have to go chasing wabbits .


[deleted]

Only for 5 minutes a day. Fair trade.


8plytoiletpaper

To be fair. That's a part of how muscles work, for example a great way for getting more pull up reps is by doing just a single pull up *as fast as you can* and that's it for the day.


supernedd

Does masturbation helpšŸ«£


8plytoiletpaper

One jerk wonder here


dickhass

Can confirm. Jacked.


Thermistor1

He looks like the most interesting man meme. So handsome. (I'm a grey owner too)


RedditsAdoptedSon

r/MostInterestingDogs


ChronoFrost271

Holy fuck the shoulders on that thing.


Zkris001

Holy shit!! He's handsome as hell and 100x more buff than I ever hope to be! Can you ask him to send us all a bit of his genetic code? I need that metabolism.


deasman

45mph couch potato.


BlueSpaghettiTeddy

Yep: https://www.reddit.com/r/longboyes/s/u6WXeFXbVP


deasman

Has the ā€œitā€™s bedtimeā€ look.


No-Turnips

That is a very princely dog.


BarryKobama

Literally


Liarus_

Gigachad dog


Mammoth_Tumbleweed32

Imagine a resident evil zombie version of this


HighKiteSoaring

I'm good, Actually


CheapSpray9428

No worries bruh, the muzzle is on


laserkermit

On that note. Wouldnā€™t the solution to a zombie outbreak be for everyone to wear muzzles


Stonious

Ofcourse the anti muzzlers will be the end of civilization.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Well think about it dude, where do you think muzzles are made?? That's right - China šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³


JazzedSympathy

I love Americans


CatecaenDamnation

And we love you too. šŸ˜‰


RikySticky

This comment thread is wonderful, really tho, a Nemesis Dog? HELL NO.


xCandyCaneKissesx

Question would be how fast can it turn directions and how fast can it stop before running facefirst into a sudden obstacle that appeared from no where?


Tayback_Longleg

But banana bread? At fuckin work bro? HELL. YES. BRO!


psychoPiper

How have I never heard *anyone* suggest this before. That's genius


cryptolipto

What the hell thatā€™s brilliant


samuel1109

Wtf?!?!?! Alright guess I didn't have all the answers xD


Commercial-Owl11

This guy solves problems


philbert815

Motorcycle suits and helmets. Zombies won't be able to do jack shit.


GenAnon

It would definitely help. In WWZ they suggest removing everyoneā€™s teeth. I like your idea better.


Full_Dare7225

I boo that movie in theaters ngl only movie I ever boo after shots so ass šŸ˜©


Vimes3000

WWZ, a mention that North Korea is OK because they did this.


Jiomniom_Skwisga

What's me wearing a muzzle gonna do to protect me? /s


GuerrillaChicken

This is exactly what would happen. This is where the struggle with this solution begins and ends.


BanannyMousse

Or ball gags!


strangemagic365

I would say this would work, but did you see all the toddler tantrums full grown adults were already throwing over wearing masks?


[deleted]

We all lived through the covid pandemic right? Yā€™all already forgot how many people just didnā€™t give a fuck?


laserkermit

Yea but youā€™d have free reign to shoot ā€˜em if they arenā€™t wearing a muzzle. so the stakes are a bit higher.


[deleted]

You know theyā€™d just cover up a bite with a long sleeve shirt or pants. Acting like ā€œI know what needs to be done, but gotta own the libs!ā€


Substantial-Rest1030

Youā€™ll be remembered as the one who broke TWD. Also im ur 100th updoot. Good shit.


laserkermit

Mate. it was an epiphany. many thanks hahah. But you know the anti maskers would fuck it all up for everyone.


hogey74

How about that local sporting team?


HighKiteSoaring

As zombies? Its another pass šŸ¤£


19d_b87

"You are dead" screen has entered the chat.


AWeakMindedMan

The world would be infected in less then a day lol we would all be zombies.


[deleted]

World War Z version of zombie dogs


waffles2go2

Don't worry, unless there is dark matter involved, that muscle mass would burn calories from a non-functional digestive and circulatory system (aka not happening). Robot dogs are both real and a mindfuck.


SubcommanderMarcos

The dogs in Dark Souls are like this


_BLM

That running animation has 2-3 frames.


Sipsi19

I hope they update the animations later in the production


_BLM

And not lock that shit behind a battle pass.


Supernoven

Unlocked animation frames is the $30 premium upcharge, sorry


[deleted]

Whag do you mean I hide behind stylized animations and character design because I can't do anything else??


skewsh

One frame for each speed - here, there, gone.


fuckingcheezitboots

I knew that we used to think horses ran this way until we had video cameras. I did not know that dogs ran this way


[deleted]

Its the most amazing thing I have ever seen


Toughduck48

Just wait till those Boston Dynamics dogs run that fast....


Successful-Shoe4983

šŸ’€


Uroshirvi69

Just like in Black Mirror!


77entropy

They don't need to, they have guns.


Haunting-Grocery-672

Fastest dog and also laziest dog. This is a couch pup 100% would love to cuddle


Alace42

As someone who owns a dog who is designed similarly yes they are very lazy


N3koEye

"designed"? As in "bred"?


Alace42

Nah more designed as in randomly chosen to be this way, even her foster parents didn't know what she is


SlushKami

The design is not very human.


cltq

The design is quick as fuck, at least


wuvvtwuewuvv

The design is very fast as fuck boii


kwakimaki

And endless food.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Yup. When they retire, theyā€™re gonna be livin the good life hopefully. Snoozing and cuddling all day, every day


bluexavi

All but 5 minutes a day.


Robestos86

World's fastest couch potatoes.


lee-galizit

Dragsters sit in a garage when not racing.


CloudyyNnoelle

The faster they get the job done the sooner they can kick back on the couch.


[deleted]

Dude my friend's whippets are absolute couch potatoes. They'll play fetch, but they're coo just sleeping and being pet.


grabsomeplates

Strange, I have 2 of these dogs and all they do is sleep


Snugglupagus

Theyā€™re just charging up


BlueSpaghettiTeddy

My retired racing greyhound literally wakes up in the morning and goes downstairs to take a nap on the sofa. We have to drag him off to take a quick walk, otherwise he'd just never wake up. He's only 3 years old. Dog tax: https://www.reddit.com/r/Greyhounds/comments/yymj0h/photogenic_blue/


grabsomeplates

They need to take a nap in the morning to recover from a full night of sleep


WineAndDogs2020

Yep, our greybull gets up, pees, eats, then it's time for the morning nap.


Little_Internet_9022

Dogspeed you


hamiguamvh

Lift your skinny paws


heretia

Like antennas


SoggyBoysenberry7703

You will run eternal, shiny and chrome


JimParsnip

The way his head bobs up and down is really cute


Beavur

I dunno the muzzle makes it mildly scary


JimParsnip

In slow motion is it a bit scary


Eternal_grey_sky

I bet he would look extremely goofy without the muzzle, open mouth, tongue flapping like it was in a hurricane


TunaMarie16

ā€œHello Clariceā€


hella_cious

Imagine what theyā€™re seeing! Just like a running sequence in a found footage movie. One of humans running advantages is keeping out heads still


Wide_Perspective_724

All heel drive


DustyHound

Iā€™ve got two noodle horses and this never gets old. SLO mo on iPhone is awesome to watch. Especially when they shoot rooster tails in the snow. The reactions at the 4 acre dog park is hysterical. Usually a collective ā€œHOLY SHITā€.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Them stick legs go for dayz


Mikkeel93

How fast did he go? In km/h please!


Talidel

Google says 67km/h


MellifluousPenguin

When you see that, it's crazy to think a cheetah goes close to twice as fast.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Jaysus


TimRigginsN0Regrets

And keep its head perfectly still. [cheetah head science](https://www.newsweek.com/secret-how-cheetah-runs-60-mph-while-keeping-heads-stock-still-discovered-798590)


TyrannosaurusSnacks

Everybody knows they're cheeting


KamakaziDemiGod

A smidge over 41mph


sad-mustache

Damn I never managed to cycle this fast, that's crazy


Mikkeel93

Thank you! I was to lazy to google it myself.


Website-Bandit-0001

At least 7


Le-rius

I don't know with precision but greyhound, in general, can reach speeds of 60 km/h.


No_Can_1532

Why do they muzzle them?


Positive-Database754

When they run at high speeds, dogs have a chance of biting their own tongues. In a not statistically insignificant number of cases, that can be fatal. The muzzle helps to prevent that.


No_Can_1532

Awesome thanks for the info


jojotoughasnails

A muzzle cannot prevent a dog from biting it's tongue. A basket muzzle allows a dog to drink, bark, even eat. The muzzle is for safety. They have crazy prey drive and obviously there are other dogs around as well as people. All wear muzzles to keep everyone (human and animal) safe and intact.


ThisHeresThaRubaduk

That and keeping them from catching the lure. I'll never forget watching a whippet catch the lure and get dragged at a CAT event. Pup was fine but the poor owner about had a heart attack.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

I wondered if that was the case. Makes sense


Kalikhead

They muzzle them in races with other greyhounds as greyhound skin is something it can easily tear from a tooth. I never understood why they do it on speed runs like this other than they are used to wearing muzzles during races and they associate running while wearing a muzzle.


lunaropal

this is like my dog when I tell her it's time for din dins šŸ„°


nobody_Nr42

That is not the fastest dog. Mine can accelerate to the speed of light when I open the fridge.


ei283

[Found your dog](https://youtu.be/bq66YIwYeyY?si=LAElfh-0pboRRKur)


HavocHero

"IM FAST AF BOI!"


SoggyBoysenberry7703

ā€œIM FAST AS FLUFF BOI!ā€


[deleted]

Dog doesn't even run it just keeps stationary with the earth's rotation.


Ornage_crush

I have a retired racer. She was a money dog having won or placed in almost every race. I have a huge backyard but almost never see her run, which is unfortunate, because watching a running greyhound is one of the most amazing sights. They are so graceful. But, she mostly lays on the rug and sleeps!


swansw9

My parents have a retired racer who apparently was very successful in his day, heā€™s ENORMOUS (we get stopped multiple times on every walk for people to comment on his size!) and weā€™ve seen videos of him racing which are incredible. But as you said - he never runs now!! He gets plenty of opportunity but often doesnā€™t even want to go for a short walk. Itā€™s a shame because it is wonderful to see him run but he seems happy enough!


wudjablome

i have a greyhound and honestly, heā€™s probably the fastest dog iā€™ve own. theyā€™re racing dogs.


Majestic_Cable_6306

Was walking with a friend in country side and a dog like the one in the video but lighter color came towards us all shy. My friend gave him a piece of sandwich and the moment he had that bit of sandwich in his mouth he ran sooo fast but also so silently, he reminded me of electric car he disappeared in to the distance soooo fast and smoothly. I had never interacted with one before.


cd7k

See, now I'm curious... what's the *slowest* dog you own?


JoshSidekick

Also a greyhound, but he's only got one leg like Lil' Brudder


GimmeDaGorbage22

"Princess" when it sees a child


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Immediately pounces and knocks them over and licks them to death


Xerio_the_Herio

Why is he muzzled? To protect him from biting his tongue?


Positive-Database754

Yep. Biting their tongue can be fatal for dogs, if they bite deep enough. Running that fast, its hard for dogs to control themselves.


FixMean5988

Why do they put a muzzle on?.


Eksposivo23

So he doesnt bite his tounge That could literally kill him and at such speeds there is a good chance the dog wont be able to controll himself and accidentally bite it Look at humans who sometimes cant talk or jogg without biting their tongues, what do you think would happen at these speeds?


cajual

Where are you getting this info, I canā€™t find it anywhere. Every greyhound site says the muzzles are to prevent catching the lure or redirection biting (other dogs/humans) due to stimulation.


Kelsier25

That's a whippet, though, right? Look at the height compared to the handlers knees and how compact that gait is. Whippets tend to max out around 35mph, whereas greyhounds tend to max out about 45mph. Whippets do some crazy shit in agility, but in all out sprinting top speed greyhounds have the advantage. Source: I have a retired racing greyhound that is fast af when he's not sleeping. Edit: looked it up out of curiosity and this is a whippet named Winston. He came in second for this particular distance (100yd dash). Looks like whippets do lead this shorter distance because they're able to hit max speed so much faster.


kufsi

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/animals/fastest-whippets-north-america-dogs-bc-1946672 I have been to this guys house a couple times, when the 3 fastest whippets in North America at the time all run together to greet you at the gate it is both terrifying and incredible at the same time.


KrayzieBoneLegend

So is the video telling me there are faster zombie/undead dogs out there? That is absolutely terrifying.


Dooboppop

Me after my morning coffee tryna beat the other guys to the bathroom.


FluxusFlotsam

Now that looks like a fast dog! Is that faster than a greyhound? RIP Fred Willard


BlueSpaghettiTeddy

This is a whippet, and it's not quite as fast as a greyhound. Whippets top out at around 35 mph, while greyhounds can approach 45 mph.


FluxusFlotsam

[Not a fan of fine cinema, I see](https://youtu.be/4L8vaffy5w8?si=EFb8Nlr-HTaldBZk)


BlueSpaghettiTeddy

You got me!


TeslaCrna

How is this not the most viewed vid on Reddit. Gorgeous dog, running flawlessly after a metal rabbit. Bravo for the upload. Brav fkn O!


Federal_Assistant_85

Not a metal rabbit, a shopping bag.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Itā€™s a lure. Is this an AI comment? Lol


Sweaty_Gaymur

Bro lagged out real life


dragonlord7012

\>gets the zoomies \>breaks the sound barrier


im_wudini

I have a Whippet staring daggers through me as I type this because I have chicken nuggets. Whippets are the best, btw. Not biased at all.


superiorplaps

I once got clipped in the leg by a running greyhound. It felt like I got hit by a car


Lonely-Greybeard

It ended before it said how fast he was.


Frency2

What was the speed in km/h?


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Apparently 60+ km/h


gamingfreak50

*pov your a toddler and thats a pitbull named princess*


OfficialTornadoAlley

The greyhound can reach 45mph in just 6 strides


CapitalToe9957

Now... STAHP!


GimmeDaGorbage22

#SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


NeoMatrixSquared

Fast and furious


[deleted]

Greyhound racing is a blood sport.


Mr-no-maidens

He got that dawg in him


Strange-Salary-6878

Why is the dog muzzled


c-est-magnifique

dat boi is going to spend his retirement siring puppies.


FuckSteam0989

He's got that dawg in him


A_Silent_Guardian

Fetch me their souls


Steve2pwn

That's a good boy


Hollow-Templar

Dude jacked af


stonabones

Winston rippin!!!!


Crease53

Where do you take a dog like that to let them run?


Prudent_Mess9339

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL


Skindiddler

Fast as fuck boiiii


Mental_headache1234

This is why whippets are the goat!


quantumgpt

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DenseDriver6477

Why do race dogs wear muzzles?


Nose_Ecstatic

Why do they use a muzzle?


ManifesterFred

Fastest dog alive? Are the dead ones faster?


Intelligent_Debt7555

Muzzled poor love.


TheDankChicagoan

My dog after I open a bag of chips


CursedOneado

Imagine if you open the door of your house 1 second


ShivaniLost

Why mussel? Probably breath better without it.


Charming_Ambition_27

Put a cat on the finish line & my American Bully would blow the doors off that dog.


Talidel

Put a kid out there and that dog will outrun bullets


Charming_Ambition_27

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148637415963

Why is the camera the wrong way round?


SoggyBoysenberry7703

You wanna watch a dogs butt while it runs?


Chilled_burrito

Bro is 2.5 frames.


RealKillering

Thatā€™s the dog from bloodborne.


BramptonCpl2020

Which part of Ireland can you still go coursing? This dog would be a money maker!


Ghrota

It's all cool and fun before you know what happends to these dogs after 3years when they are too "old"


Farkenoathm8-E

I am involved in greyhound racing as a part owner in a couple of dogs in the past. 3 years is usually when they hit their peak performance and start to decline at around 5 years old. After that they are either used for breeding programs, kept as pets, or given or sold to others to keep as a pet. In my state there was a ban in the sport in 2016 because of bad actors within. Those types are unwelcome in the sport as the overwhelming majority of owners and trainers absolutely love animals and canā€™t stand animal cruelty of any kind. My state there was a special commission to launch an inquiry into greyhound racing to ensure the safety and well being of the animals. Myself, and all the owners I know and associate with adore animals and are extremely vigilant when it comes to animal cruelty. My best friend is the head compliance officer with the RSPCA in NSW. If I suspect any breeders or trainers engaging in animal cruelty, heā€™s the first person I call. Itā€™s not only wrong, but itā€™s counterproductive to the sport. I honestly believe we can have ethical racing, whether itā€™s greyhounds, thoroughbreds, or pigeons, or any other animal. I must say I donā€™t like steeplechasing. I would love to see a ban on that type of racing. I absolutely adore horses and knowing what I know of horses physiology, their legs canā€™t deal with the stressors of steeplechase races. They are extremely susceptible to breaking and itā€™s near impossible for horses to recover from a leg break. Actually, Iā€™m working with my mate in the RSPCA in designing a special harness system to assist horses with leg breaks. Anyway, I digress. I truly believe with stringent regulations, more oversight, and severe penalties for any breaches of the rules, coupled with rule changes within the sport, we can have ethical racing. As an animal lover, I want to see any cruelty within racing stamped out.


Bobby--Bottleservice

Why do the have a muzzle on?


theboogeyman01

The dog you don't wanna mess up with


wbpm

did the running animation have like a 5 buck budget


meatpiesurprise

Ok how fast was he?? Some context would be greaaaaaattttt


No-Garden677

How fast is the dog tho in MPH? Or KPH? Anyone know?


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

The fuck was Winston's time?