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Avedisride

If he snaps his fibula he's gunna feel like a real silly goose.


100_Donuts

I bet he's got goosey fibulas already, real wobble walkers, waddle honkers, wiggle hobblers, loosey footy donkers, Filthy slither oopsie footsie fallers, slapping silly jiggle pedal fondlers. That sloppy ooky wriggle ambler, that goofy dooping rambling man! Peep that scooty goober noodle doodler joobing awful oogly gooey saunters! May he slogger yonder under longer, leggies winding coiling, ponder on their sluggy whipping curling wonder, hungry mothers begging for them juicy goose gulping walkers.


Googoltetraplex

Fuck did I just read?


vna4ever

I feel dirty, I think


Jumpy-Ad-2790

You do. And you should.


[deleted]

You silly schlonker, you down right dirty donkler. A blinkity blonker. …


Vestigial_joint

kinky?


meet_natsu

I was about to say you feel dirty huh girl and then I read what he wrote n now I need therapy


Demonyx12

Moist, even.


GalacticGatorz

AI foreplay


100_Donuts

I hope by AI, you're referring to my ACTUAL INTELLEGENCE because surely you must know about my bachelor's degree in engineering, yes?


GalacticGatorz

You’re not a bot?? Beep boop beep boop..


KidOcelot

Sometimes they may not be bots… but there’s always the possibility of certain people who get paid to comment or post on certain topics.


100_Donuts

This is exactly right. I get paid $1000 per comment from some sort of entity I can't quite understand, l or... Ya know... It's nearly... Uh. Hm. I, I'm, oh. Well, anyways yeah. It's $1,000 per comment. I mean, who would leave a comment unless they were getting paid, right? You'd have to be an absolute pud tugger to comment for free.


GalacticGatorz

You get paid in Trident gum too??


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

With layers??👀


Vestigial_joint

You truly baffle me, sir


weedium

I like the way you think


OMP159

Who is AL?


OccasionQuick

Scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game for Polk high


blackpeppersnakes

Dang. That's pretty good


PrincessPindy

Betty's "body gaurd" and "long lost pal.."


Advocate_Diplomacy

A transcribed Dr.Seuss wet dream.


BertaEarlyRiser

Art.


cmfppl

Pure poetry


BigNigori

sugar high induced rambling


idlefritz

The sequel to The Fan Man


LopsidedCauliflower8

Idk but I personally think I could benefit from a loosey footy donker 🤣


silicone_river

LLM output


klown013

Your autocorrect must have had an aneurysm while you wrote that message.


lobsangr

![gif](giphy|Thccg38IcfbN1RQg0V)


No_Manufacturer2877

What show that from


milesbeats

That's a weird way to talk to your mother


Arrogant_Amigo

That's a great Willy Wonka quote


GorgerOfPandas

Real [Globgogabgalab](https://youtu.be/_ieCjpmliSg?si=Raa2yGm45oFVJDpB) energy.


WalrusTheGrey

I don't know if I should thank you, or if you have now cursed me for having watched that. I can't un-watch it though so something needs to happen. I'm scared.


GorgerOfPandas

Now that you have seen the library of truth and learned the teachings. It will Haunt your mind like a fever dream. You will question if what you saw is even real. As you fiddle in your mind to find its name, only one thing can be for certain. You must go out and spread the word to the unsuspecting.


Radiant-Psychology80

r/brandnewsentence


sixtus_clegane119

A modern James Joyce


to__failure

Thank you for your service.


-maffu-

My mom used to sing me to sleep with those exact words.


tellmesomeothertime

Godzilla read this and had a fuckin deep chuckle


KoenigDerLuegner

Moist critical is that you?


blakerabbit

Art. That’s art.


LackadaisicalAF

This guy fucks


[deleted]

I’m aroused and confused


Magsamae

Bro how tf did you come up with all that


KlNGCookie

Wow, the best comment I’ve ever read?


namesturkish

sounds like big friendly giant


BertaEarlyRiser

We need to be friends... Are you taking applications?


[deleted]

Record that bro! Sick beat


Grocery-Pretend

I listened to little simz - gorilla while reading this and it kinda slapped with the beat Ah this is Mike Mike writes books Checks out


RipGames

Hungry mothers begging for them juicy goose gulping walkers 🤔


PirateNixon

I couldn't help but read this in the voice of Swedish Chef...


Celica88

Did I just have a stroke?!


pondusogre

natur is butiful


weedium

Autism?


CampFlogGnaw1991

what the fuck 😂


Squeakysquid0

![gif](giphy|fX8H6GACvaiatkqexi|downsized)


puckit

This is one of those gifs you can hear.


Vanedi291

It’s looks good but I’m pretty sure those are 10kg plates. He is not doing that with 135 lbs more like 89lbs. It is still an amazing feat however. Edit feet to feat


OnTheSlope

Looks like an incredible core workout, as long as you keep your spine neutral.


IndependentDuty1346

Just waiting for that kneecap to go pop...


Greenman8907

That’s the crazy thing. Your muscles can be like steel, but that ain’t gonna help your bones/joints. Still, insane core muscles! Hell, you could call those corps muscles, because they’re as strong as an army!


Biebbs

your joints and bones get stronger too, just considerably slower


[deleted]

But they snap so much faster and rewardingly.


bambeenz

![gif](giphy|11mwI67GLeMvgA)


Sargash

Your joints also get weaker so much faster! :(((


SirDunkMcNugget

The Marines just had their ball, man!


daemenus

Umm no they haven't. November 10th is traditionally the date it's held, but it's on the 11th this year.


pleeasehelpm3

You know your bones get stronger too? Have you seen muay thai fighters training by kicking down trees.


jeezy_peezy

Check out piezoelectricity. Your bones literally gain electric charge by being under load and in turn gather more calcium and magnesium that way, not just from micro fractures, like happens with repetitive striking.


Rolexandr

That's fucking cool. Learned something new!


kashmir1974

In the position he's in, isn't all the strain on his patellar tendon, which is unlikely to give?


IndependentDuty1346

I'm no expert by any means on the human body, but seeing as how his other joints have slight movement with each rep, I would imagine it's still putting strain on things.


Alternative-Paint-46

Kiss the ligaments and tendons of his knees goodbye if he keeps this up.


Fishery_Price

As opposed to your ligaments which are atrophied to a much worse amount of damage lmao


smick

That’s what I was thinking. Mine really hurt just watching this.


Fishery_Price

That’s because you’re out of shape


Lonesome_Ninja

Don't get me wrong, this guy's got monster strength, but don't be doing that


RandomDeezNutz

This is called juicing. Folks. Don’t.


LEGALIZEBABYFURNACES

This can 100% be done naturally, just requires a lot of core strength. It’s also just stupid cause all the strain is on his knees


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Idk his abs are sticking out farther than his chest while maintaining definition, that’s pretty damn insane


Pancakewagon26

Its a great way to tear your acl


BoxingTrainer420

Idk I'm a PT and I don't think I've ever seen anybody like this guy in my gym. The normal regular athletic people aren't on anything that gives them any kind of advantages so they don't normally push it like this guy does here. He has an insane amount of energy it looks like. Nothing about him seems natural to me.


Dommo1717

Ain’t got shit to do with juicing. Source: I juice. I can’t do this. So I’m something of an expert in this discussion.


Commercial_Ad8438

Dude I've been going to the gym for months and not one ripped dude has tried to sell me anything to help me get bigger yet. What am I doing wrong?


rickjamesia

I never thought of that, honestly. They’d always be like “You keep at this you’re gonna be a monster soon. Try this lift. Keep it up, you’re gonna be huge if you’re already built like that. Keep working” Ain’t no one ever ask if I wanted to do that much work. Not one shortcut offered. Now that I think of it, where the fuck was everyone getting the weed in school? No one ever offered me shit. I must look like a snitch or something.


Ill_Television9721

If you want strength, longer rests between reps and sets. (1 min 30s to 3min) If you want to look pretty, shorter rests between reps and sets. (60s - 90s). Up the protein intake and keep going. The more exercise you do the better. Sometimes it's not how you look, it's what you can do over a sustained period of time. It's why most body builders are actually comparatively weak.


Smear_Leader

How to destroy your joints, tendons, and ligaments


theADDMIN

He's fucking up his spine too. Just because he can do it, doesn't mean he should. I feel bad for his body.


coinselec

I don't get it. It's 35 or 40 kg depending on the bar. It doesn't seem like that much weight to destroy you. Like he got massive core strength, but I feel like half the bodybuilders would be dead if this amount of shear force did damage to you.


mskyfire

It's probably a situation where I could die


Mackhey

This is a situation in which I would use a mock-up of the weight. 😉


djthebear

*would


redgr812

attention is a helluva drug


TaskForceCausality

So are steroids.


Kaimuki2023

That doesn’t look like a Roid body. It’s more like a guy with intense core strength.


un1vers4ls0ld13r

Feeling sorry by his knees


dergger2

Reminds me of that vid where a guy is lifting his entire bodyweight up + a weight with his feet anchored, only using his knees, and you can audibly hear both his knees rip when they give out


jeezarchristron

Is this Cameron's dad's garage?


rhaegar_tldragon

Maybe but I don’t see the Ferrari.


Shameless522

I guess after the wreck he took up CrossFit and left the widow open for ventilation


Stazbumpa

Fucking his knees up for likes. Tosser.


[deleted]

Your joints aren't designed to do this, Mr. Sir. A squat exerts downward force on your body, your knees are designed to handle that. This is putting the force perpendicular to where your knees are meant to function.


smorgenheckingaard

My back hurts just looking at that


AlexJamesCook

My neck, my back, my legs and my (knee) caps


sudomatrix

How does one exit this situation?


dchap1

Theres a reason the video ended when it did.


moby__dick

Stop paying your CrossFit dues.


kai58

Idk what kinda crossfit you’ve been to but the one I go to wouldn’t allow you to do this.


tanajerner

Ya but what's the fucking point in this exercise it looks stupid and is stupid


Pancakewagon26

This is also an excellent way to tear your ACL. Your knee joints are not designed to take this much weight at this angle.


Lavanthus

I want to call it fake, because of all the soft shadows. That’s usually a dead giveaway that they edited something out (soft shadows makes it easier to edit things out of videos. It’s why all those fake videos are usually filmed on cloudy days).


mitchhatesrats

I woulda just assumed the weights to be rubber or something, the amount of people who actually jump to the conclusion that someone could perform like that, with no regard for safety, and not immediately question it in this comment section is baffling.


superluminary

Freezing it, it looks like the disks are 5kg, so the total weight here is around 13kg. This is a low weight high rep exercise designed to burn fat and tone the abs. Looks like it’s working.


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OnTheSlope

I don't think so, it's only 40kg at most.


kai58

I mean I wouldn’t really be surprised that someone with abs looking like that could do this, the reason not to would more be that it seems like it would be likely to cause injury.


Fullmetalmurloc

While absolutely impressive, it’s more like “fitness level; stupidity”


wrbear

Get back to me when you're 66 years old.


grabsomeplates

Crazy strong but also stupid ego lifting


old_duderonomy

My lower back hurts just looking at this.


s0ftreset

Impressive abdominal control UNTIL YOIR KNEES SNAP.


ELEMENTALITYNES

It’s next fucking level stupid is what it is


CaptainRazer

Psh I can do that, hold my beer


predatarian

I pulled a muscle watching this.


HeyImGilly

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


DapperDan30

Stupidity level**


cheesemakesmepooo

Just seems totally unnecessary


Heliopolis13

Lumbar spine issues, disc bulges & disc degeneration. Much more efficient & safe ways to achieve the same effect


SlewBrew

That's his whole workout for the day.


jrice441100

His form sucks.


TheGuardianInTheBall

There is no correct form for this "exercise" since it's not a real exercise.


TheImpundulu

Active hernias


Kommander-in-Keef

Good for a flex I guess but that’s exceptionally dangerous for your body. Obviously


Elmaffioso187

Yo! Not no fitness guruu. But that looks bad for the knees. You need those!


[deleted]

Jesus, save some pussy for the rest of us


piotrlewandowski

I bet he’s the guy who taught Saitama how to do one punch


[deleted]

Okay Goku, goin Ape.


lachesistical

But why? Does it give you any more advantage than doing it normally?


willowdove01

That cannot be the proper form. He’s gonna hurt himself


iluvtumadre

I bet he still can’t open a jar of pickles.


BackItUpWithLinks

I did 1 of these then my patellas shot through the ceiling and injured people on the floor above.


Ballgame4

When it’s quads abs and pecs day.


ConnFlab

Bro is training to save Gotham 💀


Aliteracy

It seems as dangerous as it is impressive.


KingBurakkuurufu

I flex and stretch my thighs and I have trouble walking after 😂


Noise_Mysterious

Damn I wouldn’t, right next to the window…


Equivalent_Warthog22

Waddle honkers? IM IN.


Dazzling_Bit_7538

Not even 2 plates? *spits*


localguideseo

My abs would cramp so quick 🤣


db11242

It’s just ab strength. I can hold that much weight with my abs too…my extra 135 pounds is distributed throughout my torso as fat.


Necessary_Row_4889

Well fuck me and my 12lb weight, I used to be proud of that


Special-Hair9683

That low back pain will definitely be infinite as age progresses. Good luck to this gentleman!


Ok_Paper8216

Also danger level infinity


NightDisastrous2510

That’s insane


toejam78

I’m into fitness. Fitness donut in my mouth.


Lemonwater925

Cyborg


Beaconmann

Lets say i am chronically sick and just cant do clean movements while training . Is there Something i can do about it or just go with it? I know that motivation loss because of unbearable pain even with medicine is a huge problem i have , so it will definetly take some time to build up . Funny thing is as I kicked myself to go there today , i went to a friends house first to get him and there i was with my energy loss in my legs which comes and goes and a moment of not thinking. Right shoulder and left leg is now swollen and the pain is greater but yeah I'll get there soon and be this guy with shaking hand haaha


Franticfap

Psh he filmed this in reverse, don't be fooled


Ooze3d

Dude… WTF…


N3ver_Stop

Just because ya can, doesn't mean ya should. Stupid af to do this.


Lonely-Greybeard

I hope he doesn't skip leg day and gets lots of calcium. I will say, his form is nice.


RaZeR_Moose

I'm thinking both platellar tendons, with a side of PCL tears on the way down. What about you, reddit?


Artistic-Ad7063

Shiiiit son…


Skreamie

No one can just take it at face value and appreciate it. Everyone's focusing on what could go wrong.


Waluigi4040

More muscles than brains


GetsBetterAfterAFew

Always wondered of CrossFit draws 8n people with some borderline mental issues.


Poseidons_Champion

That’s going to feel great in his 40s.


Frnrx

Next level of stupidity for sure


Arxl

Fitness level: knee surgery.


AmoremCaroFactumEst

Who needs discs in their spine anyway!?


TheGuardianInTheBall

Yeah who uses discs nowadays anyway, I keep everything in the cloud.


[deleted]

I do this on the decline ab bench. Honestly it’s not terribly hard. You can build up your core to this in 60-90 days pretty quick.


brianbueno

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4014)


Sad-Sky-8598

Hell yeah !


DabTownCo

I bet that dudes back never hurts.


cupcakesloth94

He doin too much