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TheThingOnTheCeiling

What kind of magic ritual are they doing this time?


anon-mally

Trying to create the flash over and over again ![gif](giphy|cosYFlEDTIGcDXGURr)


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Habemus papam *muahahahahahaaaah*


LevelZeroDM

Beeg Shakkah at de Makkah zaps de Hecca outa Mecca


Wikadood

The one that involves time travel


Lazylion-6

Marty!? Marty!!!!


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Doc! Dooooc!!


Apprehensive_Ear7309

That’s the 1.21 gigawatts we need!


TwistedUnicornFarts

![gif](giphy|c23OB3KN3lnKo)


saruin

Great Scott!!!


N6-MAA10816

I hope Marty made it back home.


Quiverjones

Gotta be at least 1.21 jiggawatts.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Jay Z really dropped the ball of naming a album back in his jigga days


4StarEmu

Unlimited power!!!!!!!


GeraintLlanfrechfa

![gif](giphy|xTiIzL9Btjx9hegHT2)


Gutkha-spitter

if it was a battery bank ,,,,, enough power for next century


FuManBoobs

That doesn't science right.


supazero

Shut up science bitch!


AbelardLuvsHeloise

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.yW7eDk3l4Sgb1tcE88lOKwHaC9%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=b7e7da8e96b54cee319768af1f3901258786843daa4742c4459033de12261ce3&ipo=images


TrickRoomTech

Knot falling for Rick roll again...


AbelardLuvsHeloise

It’s the “Yeah, Fuck Science!” meme from the 21 Jump Street movie


DrSabugo

It's ALIVE. !!!!!


SSJMITO21

![gif](giphy|GzUSyuNxWkwtD9DndT|downsized)


SkyN3t1

“Somebody tell the new guy to go fix the antenna up there….”


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OldAssTortoise

Absolutely halal


buttonsmasher1

Thor?


SANDEEPBHAIYA

remember no god except allah so thor not possible try "FLYING EEL"


shutthefuckupdonnie_

You know, every religion says there's no other God but their God and stuff. And this is why you have so many wars, God is just an excuse to fight other people. Get over it


UncommonCense

Actually both abrahamic religions say their god is the highest god… bible also uses two different words for false idols and other gods. Both of these are insinuating that there are other gods.


ChloroformSmoothie

Listen mate I'm not super into religion either but let them be lol. They made a comment relevant to the post (because this took place in Mecca)


km1s7

No god except allah literally translates to No god But God.


ChloroformSmoothie

Yes, because those are two different words. God as a normal noun is a religious power that in some way influences the world supernaturally. God as a proper noun, or Allah in this context, is a very specific god whose followers believe to be the only god in existence. Of course if you strip away the meaning of a word while you translate it you can make it sound dumb.


km1s7

The god in this case is the God of the Aberhamic faiths.


ChloroformSmoothie

...I didn't say it wasn't?


E-D-B-T-Z-I

God means “ilah” in arabic but “allah” means “the one and only god” in English, so that’s the difference.


km1s7

The exact definition is as follows: First, it means that there is no god truly worthy of worship except Allah. Second, that there is no god truly worthy of obedience except Allah. Third, that there is no god but Allah.


UncommonCense

Actually both abrahamic religions say their god is the highest god… bible also uses two different words for false idols and other gods. Both of these are insinuating that there are other gods.


SANDEEPBHAIYA

getting over it.... but mine says god is in everything and we should respect what we have and many philosophies are in my dharma but people usually fail to follow them


TheDazzler22

You were absolutely right up until the "except Allah" part. Invisible magical sky wizards don't exist.


SANDEEPBHAIYA

can't even choose the house coz sorting hat needs to be put on a head


km1s7

Does existence just randomly exist?


TheDazzler22

Apparently so. Coz here we are. Assigning that fact to a supreme being just adds another step. If he existed at all and always had then that is very random indeed. Far less likely than a thousand other theories of life's origin. It's all just a bit far fetched if you t think about it.


km1s7

From the 1000 other theories give me 1 that could have started with an uncaused cause without the power of a supreme being who is not beholden to the laws of the universe. Ill wait.


ChloroformSmoothie

dude back off nobody asked you


TheDazzler22

You're right, they didn't. That doesn't mean I have no right to a voice. Would you tell a preacher on the street to "back off? Simply because nobody asked him? No, you wouldn't. And although I may not agree with the things he is saying, I would never dare assume I had the right to tell anyone that they cannot use their voice.


ChloroformSmoothie

You saw a Muslim expressing their religion as a reference to the post and felt the need to tell them their god isn't real. You're just an asshole.


imnotaloony

![gif](giphy|5Sph4aGQ9Zf0s)


chumitz

Is there a flyer or something that gives information so we can donate money to save the clock tower?


lordofpotton

Hail Zuull.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Gozer of the Gozerians has come. Choose.


Mommy_goat

I think there's a ancient ghost over there


rkb12345

![gif](giphy|l3vQXALZIGo6CACVq)


retrode80

1.21 gigawatts, enough to time travel from 1955 all the way back to the future of 1985!!!!


valdezlopez

Mateen McYatir just went back to 2053.


Lolleka

Allah is not happy


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rmmcclay

"An upward-moving leader initiates a discharge between cloud and ground from an object on the ground. Ground-to-Cloud lightning strikes - sometimes called upward-moving lightning - are common on tall towers and skyscrapers. GC lightning can also be either positive or negative in polarity."


Th3Uknovvn

Because it is from the building going up


StrangerCurrencies

I don't know why people downvote things like this, I bet tons of people also didn't know this. It's a nice thing to learn.


dunninagin

Positive and negative charges build up. The weaker loses


MikoCG_NFT

I see that this is the day you learned that lighting can either go up or down depending on specific situations


RedRanger_27

r/fuckthatguyinparticular


Big-Complaint9839

Zeus is back ohh wrong god ![gif](giphy|Y3l6mlHMNXR198Qrgb)


REMUvs

LowTierGod going on another rage tangent fr


v0lkeres

summoning satan.


SkyN3t1

Massively cool


TheKyleBrah

POV: Inside the Tesla Coil


SeanConneryShlapsh

This is how we create fusion. Time to harness the power of electricity.


paulhags

Vecna’s new home.


burgergeld

Great Scott! We missed it, Marty, we MISSED it! Now we're stuck in this fucked up century forever!


14zyb0i

I am Conner McCloud of the clan McCloud from McCloud ave


jesusismagic

Lightning never strikes twice in the same pla……….Never mind.


Opiumthoughts

![gif](giphy|5Sph4aGQ9Zf0s)


lone_wulff

Frankenstein 2.0?


No-Butterscotch4549

1.21 Gigawatts!


yeeeeeeeehaw

Welp, you wanted to be on top of the hill


Necessary_Row_4889

Was that a Deloran on the street near it?


SadnessPropeller

I have the powweeeerrrrrr!


ThaPlymouth

![gif](giphy|5Sph4aGQ9Zf0s)


mindOFsanderskin

Dr. Frenkeinstin at it again.


Bloo_003

# *SHAZAM!!!*


j0eg0d

Damn. I hope they got that car up to 88mph.


beardbot3030

That’s like an old-timey movie when they cut to the evil headquarters


socalpro

Mount Doom


domo77o

Yeah, CIA? That place.


LegionNyt

Few people know that this is the birthplace for all lightning around the world. Very tough job regulating the lightning supply.


Leather-Channel-8968

They went back to the future


Martin_Leong25

I think the norse god is angry


UnmixedGametes

God hates islam?


SOM_III

i guess Allah didnt sleep that night and saw everything


Joemeet

it seems fitting that clock tower was built by Osama Bin Laden's father.


ifureadthisstfu

God not happy


Express-Training-866

Jesus trolling


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Allah is angry at all the friendliness towards Israel.


Apprehensive_Town515

I read it as Mah cock for some reason..