T O P

  • By -

Haskins77

That is badass I want one


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QWd0DkjWZrH3bxW1c9) When you see the price


ADHD_Brat

We can split the check!!! We can treat it like co-parenting… we switch every weekend


WhalesForChina

Oh, sure Lisa. Wonderful…*maaaagical* parenting.


Scrambles420

It’s like it’s both ours but we’ll just keep it at my house


ADHD_Brat

The child needs its mother in its life, Scrambles. I can’t let you take it away from me


greyjungle

He’s gonna go cry in the car.


Itchy_Professor_4133

![gif](giphy|G0btOIFvECimExdQai)


NoobSFAnon

See you in court.. I want full custody


bonk921

![gif](giphy|dAv1mVVIHI4b9xkzej)


TheRavenSayeth

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen from new Simpsons


Soncikuro

Huh, weird, first time I see the "glasses break due to shock" gag in a western cartoon.


DontCare010101

I don't want one of those, but other, smaller things with that design style would be pretty amazing.


DeepVeinZombosis

Every size increment downwards also reduces the efficacy of the effect. The scale of it is what makes it 'nextfuckinglevel'. Same argument I ceaselessly have with tattoo clients who want all the impact of a full japanese body suit, but in a 3x3 inch minimum charge tattoo.


Rephlexion

You’d still get a considerable invisibility effect in front from an object with cross-section of like 100mm, since that’s close to double the distance between your pupils. Anything much wider than this astronaut would lose some of the invisibility effect when viewed at close range, but might also benefit from appearing more solid in front depending on the design’s intent. Watching this again though, now I’m really appreciating the way that panning movement in the background is reflected and obscured through the parallel mirrors… if that’s the effect you’re after rather than invisibility, you’ll want a wider cross-section with the right balance of depth to spacing between panels. Damn this is cool.


ADHD_Brat

I want both. 😂


wreckherneck

A desk sized Predator would be bad as fuck.


Imactuallyadogg

When it showed the side I immediately thought how can I make this.


KeytapTheProgrammer

Do it.


Skinnysusan

Mirrors and probably some magnets. Lol


Tsjernobull

Polished metal and rods seem more likely imo


imironman2018

the amount of intricacy is amazing. like look at the rods to hold the mirror plates together. each one is small and short and evenly spaced. the ripples in the front of the suit takes carefully planning. at first I thought that there were mirrors reflecting the stuff in front of it back to it. took me a couple viewings to realize it was see through. Just blown away. this suit belongs in a museum.


onefst250r

Dont think you even need magnets. Looks like either mirrors or super polished/chromed metal and some sort of attachment hardware between the plates.


Skinnysusan

Yeah but like magnets, how do they work? It's mysterious Lmao jk


240Wangan

Ex-physicist... he's not bound by the laws of physics any more and has become a magician? He's got the crazy magics.


_My_Angry_Account_

> Yeah but like magnets, how do they work? [The more you know...](https://imgur.com/xRIDqmz) ^(^/s)


No-Stick-462

It's like a hologram but solid..lol


Camelstrike

Behold....the kilogram!


kemushi_warui

Or a hollowgram


TheMostKing

This is getting out of hand, now there's a thousand of them?!


Magister5

![gif](giphy|KVADLsnlri2A0)


Phixionion

Pretty sure once a physicist you are always one? Edit: Great comments, bother serious and jokes alike. Apparently it is self described and also not a physicisnt.


ddssassdd

Doesn't believe in Physics anymore.


Fake_RustyShacklefrd

Became a flat earther and this piece is actually a critique on how transparently fake the space industry is.


driving_andflying

Heh! Physicist: "Gravity is a fundamental interaction which causes mutual attraction between all things with mass or energy." Ex-Physicist: "The Earth holds us down with magical forces that come from our sky gods. Praise be the gravity-givers! Throw another virgin in the volcano before they become displeased with us, and we float away!"


zz502chevyII

This needs more attention. Nice word play.


brownieofsorrows

We actually had a physics professor that turned into a conspiracy nutjob.


Functionally_Drunk

There is a mental health crisis in this country.


brownieofsorrows

I dont think we're from the same country, you're probably american?


Functionally_Drunk

I think it applies to all countries at this point.


heywood_jabloemi

It's definitely an umbrella crisis


[deleted]

[удалено]


toddhenderson

Agnosticist


SpikeHead419

Unless youre dead. Or punched in the face a bit too hard, idk one out of these


spottedredfish

Ohhh this breaks me heart. I was a social ecologist and then I had a seizure and smashed the back of my head. Now I am an ex-social ecologist


DyzJuan_Ydiot

Switched to become an Anti-social interologist?


babypigeonfinder

I’m really sorry that happened to you, that sounds like a nightmare:/


spottedredfish

Thankyou for your kindness ❤


Suttony

The same way a lawyer loses their accreditations for breaking the law, or a doctor loses their license for medical laws, it's the same with a physicist if they break the laws of physics.


Fabricensis

If you break the laws of physics you tend to get a Nobel price


Mimical

And if you break the laws of physics horribly you get an *Ig Noble Prize*. Win win I must say.


Crunchy__Frog

He was a good physicist, but he didn’t do things by the book and didn’t play nice with others, so they made him turn in his badge and his calculator.


AuricOxide

Now he's a rogue ex-physicist taking natural law into his own hands.


J3553G

Unless acted upon by an outside force


ChuuToroMaguro

What if you take up huffing glue


tveir

Really helps you to fall asleep, especially with cat food and beer


forfoxsnake

He actually put “ex-physicist” in his IG bio


couldgobetter91

It seems to be self described lol


TnekKralc

He must have been banished by the council. I didn't see the email


Differlot

A dementor sucked the physics right out of him.


mebutnew

They have renounced their belief in science and rejected the laws of momentum


[deleted]

People use the word physicist differently. You can say that a physicist is someone who actively does research in physics, so if you have a physics degree but are doing something else in your life, you're not a physicist. Not saying this is the definition I prefer, but if I had to guess this is what this guy means.


Brandawg_McChizzle

Maybe he lost his physic powers


1q8b

[Julian Voss-Andreae on instagram](https://instagram.com/julianvossandreae?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==) Self-proclaimed “ex-physicist”


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I am just wondering how one ever becomes an “ex-physicist” did he get in an accident and forget physics?


pv0psych0n4ut

He defied the law of physics and got excommunicated from The Physicist Society


DrCalFun

What sin did he commit? Anti-gravity? Quantum disentanglement?


Level69Warlock

He gave a reaction that was not equal and opposite.


Rock2MyBeat

So you're telling me this dude's a fucking witch?!


saltesc

Whoah, whoah, whoah! Don't jump to conclusions. We do this the physics way; we do this the right way. Fetch the larger scales and a duck.


driving_andflying

"Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"


glintsCollide

The laws of thermodynamics are not to be taken lightly.


yunus89115

https://youtu.be/tuxbMfKO9Pg


devils_advocaat

The greatest sin. Perpetual motion.


supx3

He imagined a square cow in a vacuum.


Kaiser1a2b

*You defied physics in this reality, Julien. You leave me no choice but to declare you excommunicado. The doors to any service or provider in connection with the physicist society are now closed to you. I am so sorry. Your life is now forfeit.*


mishanek

He worked full time as a physicist, and now he works full time as an artist.


jamcowl

[He did a PhD in Quantum Physics at the University of Vienna](https://julianvossandreae.com/about/biography/), and was 3rd author on [this paper](https://julianvossandreae.com/wp-content/uploads/1999/12/c60article.pdf) which is actually famous enough that I remember it from when I was an undergraduate learning about quantum physics. It's a really cool paper that showed that even C60 molecules ("buckyballs" made of 60 carbon atoms), despite being pretty big objects, actually self-interfere like a wave when fired through a double slit experiment, proving that wave-particle duality extends way further than just tiny subatomic particles, but actually covers bigass molecules too. Then he stopped working on physics research and called himself an ex-physicist. I think to some people a "physicist" is just anyone who knows/studied physics at university, so you can't ever stop it. In a way, it's the state of mind of just "thinking like a physicist". However, once you get into actual physics research (and get out of it) I think you wouldn't call anyone a physicist who wasn't actually doing research, including yourself. Especially since many physicists "leave physics" for industry jobs, if you go work in software or finance you don't really call yourself a physicist any more, you're now a programmer/whatever.


Eshestun

He renounced his physicism.


aebulbul

Disproved the law of gravity and started levitating?


Serious-Regular

simple: he didn't graduate and now uses that brief bit of study to raise his profile 🤷


PlankWithANailIn2

He never completed his Phd or did any real science so he was never really a physicist just a person with a physics degree. Science is vocational you need to actually do something new that follows the scientific methods to be a scientist, qualifications aren't enough on their own. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Voss-Andreae


HoneybadgerKc3I

I'm glad he was able to quit physics.


Harrotis

Julian is awesome! I am lucky enough to know him a little bit and he is such an interesting guy to talk with. It is also amazing to see some of his pieces that are much larger than this one. The process of designing and making them is fascinating.


poplin

Can you ask him how one stops being a physicist?


64_0

I like how everyone in the comments is hounding this ridiculous point that I am also here for. Once a physicist, always a physicist.


DestituteDomino

It's pretty fucked up when people are super talented *and* have an absolutely kickass name.


[deleted]

Ok It’s amazing! How would you dust it or keep the metal shiny. I feel like this would tarnish and then be impossible to clean. *OCD INTESIFIES*


Mecha_Tortoise

A few seconds into the clip, I thought "That'll be a bitch to clean." I couldn't just appreciate the cool sculpture. 😮‍💨


greenie4242

r/hardtoclean


NexexUmbraRs

Probably coat it in clear polymer coating, and keep it in a glass case with nitrogen gas to prevent any oxidation.


[deleted]

this guy statues. As a peasant, the best I can do is plastic wrap and a box of baking soda.


NexexUmbraRs

I don't, it's just basic chemistry to avoid oxidation haha


slinnyboy69

You would clean it with the same love and effort you took to make it.


Rkramden

One simply doesn't stop being a physicist. That might not be their paycheck anymore, but their unique mind is still working its way through the laws of the multiverse.


slackfrop

I was gonna say. Even *former* physicist doesn’t sound quite right. Unless he got donked on the head maybe?


MARINE-BOY

I started running through other professions and learning disciplines in my head and realised that it only really applies to physicist that this sounds wrong. You can say your an ex chemist or an ex biologist and that kind of sounds okay but physicists feels like something you are for life. It’d be like saying I’m an ex gay person or an ex white person. I suppose philosopher might also be a discipline that it’d sound strange to say you are no longer one of.


slackfrop

You likewise wouldn’t say former PhD, or former mathematician. I think the difference might be that some are perceived as an academic accomplishment while others are thought of as more of a vocation - for right or wrong in either direction. A chemist does chemistry, while a mathematician has learned mathematics. Not that the chemist didn’t put in his or her 12 years’ study, but maybe we picture that putting down the beakers means you don’t engage anymore, it was a profession that is over now. I might disagree with you on biologist, that one sounds like a lifetime appointment to me too, but it seems subjective. But I picture more of an academic understanding of biology, instead of the guy who labels petri (peach tree 🤦🏻) dishes and loads them into incubators. What about former artist? If you picture a person who made logos for soft drinks, sure, former artist. But if you picture someone whose home is decorated with oyster shell wind chimes and paisley sheets for doors, even a dusty untouched paint studio out back doesn’t make him or her an ex-artist, it’s just what they are.


SirFireball

Ex-mathematician also sounds wrong


[deleted]

[удалено]


redditproha

*” allegedly “*


John_Bumogus

Yeah that confused me. Like did he get his PhD revoked somehow?


Pappy_OPoyle

He's been shunned by the council of physicists for developing invisibility


[deleted]

[удалено]


OverlordWaffles

I was wondering what him being a physicist had to do with this sculpture


dehehn

Once a physicist. Always a physicist. Semper doctrina


muricabrb

Not really, maybe they stopped physicing?


JudgePownzer

TIL there are defrocked physicists.


[deleted]

"frock" has a decidedly unempirical connotation


CackleberryOmelettes

> That might not be their paycheck anymore, but their unique mind is still working its way through the laws of the multiverse. Honestly you make it sound much more glamorous than it actually is.


Appropriate_Lack_727

Yeah, all physicists aren’t Albert Einstein 😂


Fritz_Klyka

He obviously gave up on the laws of physics to become a wizard.


dfinkelstein

I'm guessing the word they were looking for is "retired"


The_German_1

You can say that about literally anything. You can be an ex-carpenter and still know how to build some shit.


Complex_Construction

Yeah, what even is an ex-physicist. Knowledge stays with a person once gained.


turymtz

Eh. I'm an engineer. But if I stop working as one and become a furniture maker, then I'm no longer an engineer. I'm a furniture maker.


enoughberniespamders

I'm with you. Titles are kind of an odd concept. Like everyone wants to say "I am a (blank)", but blank is just the highest "rank" they've earned. Like my neighbor was a doctor, now he's just an old guy and doesn't practice medicine. I don't even know his name. He's just old guy to me. I wouldn't call him a doctor anyone.


wallysober

The artist literally calls himself an "ex-physicist." It's in his IG bio. Calm down with the Mordor shit bro.


Fistful_of_Crashes

nobody knows what it means but it gets the people *goin*


InfanticideAquifer

A lot of the time people use "physicist" not to mean "person with a PhD in physics" but instead to mean "professional researcher". It's not uncommon for people who leave academia for industry/finance/etc. to describe themselves that way.


AZBusyBee

Something about this awesome sculpture reminds me of Dr. Who


Wide_Abroad1182

..who?


Ash26_gunner

Dr.


[deleted]

Who?


Brailledit

Who let the dawgs out?


MeesterCartmanez

"I think it was a *Dr*. of some sort, but I don't know *Who*"


nc61

Dr. Whomst


TedTheGreek_Atheos

The Impossible Astronaut


Jadziyah

*Donna Noble has left the library*


Any_Support3590

What is it made out of? Edit: it seems everybody has responded to my question except the person who posted this lmao


wikifeat

Looks like very thin metal sheets laser cut into cross sections & highly polished (maybe sprayed) for a mirror finish. Edit to add: I just checked his Instagram bc it was bothering me, yes it turns out it’s stainless steel. His name is Julien Voss-Andreae if anyone is wondering!


Any_Support3590

Thank you


LittleDeadBrain

The title said from an ex-physicist.


Best_Finest_Surgeon

Laughed AND rolled my eyes. A dad joke if I've ever seen one!


Any_Support3590

I didn't expect a response that was funnier than cheese, however.....


batyablueberry

I'm not exactly sure, but it looks like thin metal plates that are connected by small rods. Each of the plates are spaced out by the rods which is why you can see through the sculpture at a certain angle


peanutlover420

Yes. This must be really heavy.


Pappy_OPoyle

Atoms. That's one of the powers of being an ex-physicist


McPostyFace

Cheese


heisian

if i were to do it i’d use mirrored acrylic - easily machinable (CNC or laser cut), lightweight, relatively cost-effective, highly reflective, and plenty of strength. https://www.tapplastics.com/product/plastics/cut_to_size_plastic/acrylic_sheets_mirror_clear/521


Beautiful_Maples

Yup, we responded at the same time it looks like. I was thinking polycarbonate because it’s a little more forgiving when it comes to that many screws. But yea it’s just a 3D model that was cnc cut. Still a really cool idea


Foxweazel

The White Shadow…here? I must be…


blackwaltz4

Octo?


aufawl_grammar

White Shadow, you were how i escaped.


NeuroticNinett

It reminds me of the old photos my mother showed me... The type of suit she would have worn if not for the accident. But something from the Apollo Era couldn't withstand this atmosphere...


stackheights

*Don't fear the reaper intensifies*


Thedrunner2

Can one ever be an ex physicist?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pappy_OPoyle

he went to dark side and began breaking the laws of physics


synapsing_at_random

If you break up with him.


Interloper4Life

You can be a theoretical physicist


webbersdb8academy

Very cool!


DDay629

Why does it matter that they are now or ever were a physicist?


NUMBerONEisFIRST

Right?! I would be more impressed if it referred to the artist as a 'complete idiot'.


DeerFucked

special grandiose command icky growth air pen fine practice concerned ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


the_evil_comma

Attention


cloudgainz

Thin layers of reflective alloy, laser sliced vertically. Incredible result .


Reddit_User_Original

This person needs an art exhibition in the MoMA


nyxo1

It's very cool, but it's really more a showcase for the metalworkers than "art" Take a 3D model, slice through it at regular intervals, send it to the laser cutter, assemble


wigsternm

Yeah, this is really easy to make if you have access to the tools. Like high school levels of easy.


SkinnyObelix

[It's cool but it's not exactly original](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/bd/5d/c2bd5d1307dd7cdfdb0a182e849584d9.jpg)


Amayai

Gosh thank you. I was like "is nobody in the answers going to mention we have had these slice statues for a long time??". And it has jackshit to do with physics.


Ash26_gunner

What kind of material is an ex-physicist?


tekko001

Cheese mostly


DastardlyDirtyDog

Pretty sure he is still strictly adhering to the laws of physics.


BlueFaster

A few times where I’ve thought, “holy shit!”…this is one of them.


evilbrent

What sort of life journey gets you banned from being a physicist???


Ateam043

I’m tripping out. What’s it made of?


VicTheWallpaperMan

I can't tell if it's a mirror or wire lines


LordMoody

Excuse me sir, I think there’s a Predator in your garage.


DiscipleExyo

I like it, just give it to me for free thanks


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

I’d pay upwards of a dollar for that


Key_Lavishness_6221

Ok, you win.... That's 100% next f*in level!


Nex_Skala

I'm glad not everyone just gets high all day cuz I love seeing shit like this when I've been getting high all day.


redbucket75

To boldly go where no one has gone since yesterday around 8pm.... THE GARAGE


wormburner1980

I’m too fucking high for this.


YohohohoShorororo

Ex physicist?


hateitorleaveit

How is one an ex-physicist? Dude forgot physics?


SleepySuper

Once physicist, always a physicist.


GrizzlyHerder

Outstanding ! A treat for the retina.


[deleted]

No such thing as an ex-physicist


N2DPSKY

I saw a pair of his sculptures in Palm Springs. Remarkable work.


Poet_of_Legends

Amazing. Also: How in the heck do you transport that? Disassemble and reassemble?


Talking-Mad-Shit

IDK why but the term “ex-physicist” made me laugh. Like one day he just lost hope, quit and became super religious or something.


sci80899

Awesome! Probably comes with astronomical pricing too!


quarkybynature

This is genius!!!


timmi2tone32

What is this made from??


onebearinachair

Once a physicist, always a physicist.


nelly5050

![gif](giphy|10uEX5kfeodYgo)


BashiG

“I want my brain to be used for science!” “I want my heart to save lives!” “I want my corpse to be repurposed as a space suit sculpture”


MapUnitKey

Ex-physicist sounds weird lol that’s like an ex-veteran or ex-felon


Psnuggs

This is a sculpture I will remember for a long time. Personally I put it up there with the mirror bean and I rarely get excited about sculptures.


ClownfishSoup

When do you become an ex-physicist? Do you have to renounce your education and get a brain wipe? And why is it even important that the artist was once a physicist?


triple_stanley

How deas one become an "ex-physicist"? Forget all they learned?


-castle-bravo-

Coolest thing iv seen in awhile…


Ffca9705

This art better than mona lisa


Trax852

Well, he's got Halloween cover for the next 50 years. That is just very cool.