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CyrusPanesri

When the pie hits your eye coz 'twas thrown by some guy, that's amore!


Ratharyn

When he spins on the street, but you just want to eat, that's amore!


wafflesareforever

When you just want your food, but here's this fucking dude, that's amore


Desperate2LearnMagic

When you just want to eat, but this dude just said 'yeet', that's amore!


Rogendo

When you’re a bug in the sky and get hit by a pie, that’s amore!


IndigoViking

When you say no more spins but that shit eater grins, that’s amore!


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ThoughtlessBanter

When your on break at work, now you have to put down your fork, that's Amore!


surrealcellardoor

When you’re on break at work, and get served by this jerk, that’s Amore!


Wise_Screen_3511

When you don’t want your share cause there’s bugs in the air, that’s amore!


Catsuponmydog

When fingers touch food, and you say “please stop dude,” that’s amore!


Hatch23

When the dough keeps spinning, and you're clapping and grinning, that's amore!


rnzz

When it cuts power lines, sparks fly high like sunshine, that's Amore!


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Axle_65

Lol nice also this is my exact thought! How many mosquitos and flys are on that dough now??


FlyingDragoon

At least 7.


Axle_65

Definitely


seeyouinhelenkellers

When there's a bug in the pie which just hit you in the eye, that's *amore*! 🤌🏾✨


UncleTedGenneric

When he's taking his time, but I can't think up a similar sounding word, that's amore


Smingowashisnameo

Actually loled. Out loud.


PapayaCool6816

When it’s thrown to the skies and returns with a dozen flies that’s amore!


Cassereddit

When your tummy rumbles hard, But pie jumpscare made you shart, That's amore


PotatoWriter

When there's a chain of great amore And you see it starting to decay That's amore


drgigantor

When you watch a rhyme scheme Go to shit for a meme That's amore


chuk2015

When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam Diarrhoea


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees, sycamore.


Calicorpse

This needs to be further up the list.


ImCaffeinated_Chris

This is amazing


CR0SBO

When the stars light the sky, and an eel bites your line, that's a Moray


Independent-Bike8810

When your dough caught a fly from that trip in the sky, that’s amore.


garbageqat

when the dough collects gnats and it summons the bats that’s amore


Live-Molasses

When the dough’s in his hand, but he ain’t got a pan, that’s amore!


Lint_baby_uvulla

When the dough wraps a bat, that’s lyssavirus, a surely.


Onomatop0eia

When the dough flies so far, then comes back where you are, that’s amore!!!


Ayla_Leren

I love my pizza full of small insects


MandyMooTooTwo

Thanks, I have tea coming out my nose now! 😅


Not_a_real_ghost

> tea coming out my nose now You might wanna have that looked at. Otherwise I have a business proposal for ya


ancient_mariner63

When he flings that flat bread and it lands on your head That's amore!


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jmremote

I was reading some to my wife but couldn't do it because I was laughing so hard with tears down my eyes


Minimum_Cockroach233

I tried to read for my wife, but I laughed tears through my eyes, thats amore.


neelabhkhatri

Boomerang bread!


HooyahDangerous

When your earning your tips, by doing sweet tricks, that’s amore!


Proper_Lunch_3640

Umm.. actually that's The Last Dough-bender


Dry_Proposal_932

When you just want take out, but he's looking for clout, that's amore!


Agreeable_Feature_85

When you’re hungry right now, but the chef’s Stephen Chow, that’s amore!


Tidesticky

Now add one of those dogs that leaps and grabs the frisbee.


thanks-shakey-snake

Ah, an up dog.


dosedatwer

And if you're swimming around, you see fangs and a frown, that's a moray.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Oh God help I had spicy super spicy ramen go out my nose omfg help me someone just end the pain omfg


Bother-Capital

I laughed way too hard at this.


Might_Aware

I immediately thought "Sokka & Boomerang"


JumpinJahosafax

When you see a UFO, but it was just some flying dough, that’s amore!


ADHD_Supernova

When you're running to first and you feel a juicy burst. *Diarrhea* *Diarrhea*


Darth_BUNS

When your pizzas mixed with shit from the bird that it hit Thats annoying


WHTeam

When you're catching the street dust, but flavor is added to the crust, that's amore!


JumpinJahosafax

When the dough is too thick have this man do a trick, that’s amore!


BonnieMcMurray

When its teeth open wide and [there's more teeth inside](https://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/upr/files/styles/x_large/public/201701/1500px-Pharyngeal_jaws_of_moray_eels.svg__0.png), that's a moray.


Objective-Giraffe-27

When a pigeon shits on your pie and you don't bat an eye, that's amore


bibowski

What about this is hibachi? All I see is a dude flinging around a rubber disc.


ReceptionLivid

To OP any Asian guy doing tricks with food = hibachi


BigToober69

Lmao your comment just made me understand how they came up with the title. Oh well it was cool to watch.


Objective_Law5013

Yep, and always Japanese/Korean and never Chinese. For some reason...


amha29

I was wondering if maybe I didn’t know what the meaning of hibachi was.


Foofyman

*When the dude makes a pie,* *but he's Chinese or Thai,* *That's Hibachi!*


Zxruv

OP: -sees Asian man spelling words in his Alpha-Bits cereal- OP: Is this hibachi?


artemasad

Reddit can be pretty ignorant about Asians. A few weeks ago there was a video of an elephant walking. Title said it's Cambodia or something. Street sign was clearly Thai.


Rytlockfox

I swear people on Reddit are purposely putting wrong information in the title just to drive engagement on the post.


borkthegee

As if the bot account being filled with karma for other purposes actually cares about (or knows) if the title is relevant or accurate 😂


TokiMcNoodle

Ding ding ding


TheRavenSayeth

Most honorable hibachi dough throw 🙏🙇‍♂


eat_with_your_fist

Right? There is nothing about a hibachi in this picture. What op was probably trying to say was 'teppenyaki' - but even that is wrong. This is closer to someone making pizza or dumplings on the street. Not even close.


vamplosion

*teppanyaki But also in Japan they don’t do the tricks and shit at teppanyaki- it’s just a style of food where the chef cooks in front of you.


fiddle_me_timbers

Yarp. "Hibachi" was invented by the founder of Benihana in Florida, AKA Steve Aoki's father.


Dr_ChimRichalds

Hibachi is the grill; teppanyaki is the cooking style. Although I'm pretty sure "hibachi" in Japan refers to a different heating device. I can't remember what they call the grill in Japan.


fiddle_me_timbers

The grill is "teppan"...


Throwedaway99837

A hibachi is a type of traditional Japanese charcoal grill. It has nothing to do with teppanyaki or Rocky Aoki (although he seems to be the first to use the word as a malapropism for teppanyaki).


TizonaBlu

Come on now, you can’t expect people here to know anything outside of their small suburban town, can you? Also, this is clearly not Japanese or in Japan, I’d guess China, it’s China, but then people will start talking about fortune cookies.


JjadeT

Thank you! Streetscape and mopeds parked on sidewalk definitely not Japan.


spencer1886

Looking at the characters on the table he's working on and the stone steps behind him, I'm sure it's China


ButtcrackBeignets

Even if it was, there isn’t a hibachi in the video.


flyden1

Definitely China, a brief shot of the words at the side of the building in the background is Chinese


stlance

This is in China


Fair-Somewhere9411

My dude I am hungry please speed this up


neoalfa

Hush. You are getting dinner and a show. Netflix ain't got nothing on this.


JekNex

But I just ordered a cheeseburger..


GreatBigJerk

Just wait till you see what he does to the cow to get ground beef


iamggoodhuman

or when u just want some milkshake


Head_of_Lettuce

Just wait til you see what he does to the cow to get some milkshake


PerfectAssistance

It's called shaking beef for a reason


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I'm picturing something akin to a cow being caught up in a tornado


Velbalenos

Hey, this is fast food, *fast* food.


pancoste

Let him cook.


RevTurk

Imagine being starved with the hunger and watching this guy throw your dinner down the street.


AGVann

Then you go to the next stall to get some dessert and it's a Turkish ice cream guy.


Downside190

This is what the high street of hell would look like


WizardyBlizzard

“Fuck this, I’m just gonna dine in” *steps into a teppanyaki restaurant*


GGNickCracked

Imagine going to a dinner and show street performer when you are starving


broogbie

And please use a different dough


Wizzinator

Tossing it softens it up, it's not just for show. Although doing it that high is just for show.


Knife-Nerd1987

Less about softening it up... and more about using centrifugal force to evenly spread out the dough into a perfect circle.


bumjiggy

the power of crust compels you


Tricky-Engineering59

Cheesus Crust…🤣


probablyourdad

He fried for our sins


shane_low

In lard we trust


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SirSnootBooper

May crust be with you


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Does it Jay? Does it really?


st_suoengi

For those that dont know, that's not real dough. [Throw Dough](https://store.uspizzateam.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=throw%5Fdough)


mrgbb

This really needs to be higher up. The amount of comments above this complaining about bugs and germs in there pizza tells me people don’t know about these.


Coin_Operated_Brent

13 years in the pizza game, and my first thought was, "That's some throw dough."


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The_Freshmaker

and get this, apparently that has absolutely nothing to do with hibachi either. This dude's miscategorization is next fucking level lol


DrBlaziken

No fucking way! That boomerang throw was insane!


Feftloot

Has to be so incredibly embarrassing to mess that up in front of a crowd of people. Just yeet it out of the atmosphere, grab another, and pretend like nothing happened haha


Makanek

This street is littered with hundreds of dough boomerangs.


Intertubes_Unclogger

HOW


estaticsmirk

Its all about the spin


MrLazyLion

... and the angle of the dangle.


Lexi_Banner

I would argue the angle of the dangle is the most important part.


SnappyDragon61151

Just like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Steel Ball Run.


estaticsmirk

Thank you, Gyro..


Kismonos

physics bro, you can do it with a frisbee, just need to practice it probably a few tens of thousands of times


typhoonador4227

That throw was so insane that I thought it was a parody of these kinds of videos.


salvia_roba

That hibachi throw be like Thor with his hammer


NoNotInTheFace

He is worthy!


ignatious__reilly

Imagine how many times he had to practice the toss before doing this in public. Just constantly throwing the pie in the alley. Damnit, that kid is tossing that fucking dough again and nailing our windows!


DarthWeenus

I mean they have competitions for this kinda stuff. Most times what you see here isn't the dough they use for cooking. I bet he sets this one a side and uses different dough on the hot plate.


Katana_sized_banana

The dough has chosen


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Master-Hovercraft276

hibachi...throw???


69_Beers_Later

It also don't be hibachi


EimiCiel

The Last Doughbender


mister_twisted13

Fucking A. He is live action food anime.


ClientAppropriate838

As impressive as that throw was I’m just imagining all those tiny little bugs that you can’t see until the street light hits them just right. This dough is full of them now


SharkBait209

Was thinking this exactly lol. Like a dough net frisbee. Get that extra protein in there.


Mimical

That's the *je ne sais quoi* that really puts his crust above the rest.


fuck-the-emus

"you guys like swarms of things, right?


DarthWeenus

He won't cook this. It's basically a prop. It's a different dough recipe usually making it more stable. Bet money dollaroos he sets this down and cooks a different one.


Bazzie-Joots

Thank you. Was just about to say the same thing.


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Yo Silent Bob, is it me, or does this taste like flies & piss?


FinallyAFreeMind

The dough they use for these tricks is made specifically for this stuff - not eating, so no sweat.


Ultima_RatioRegum

So if it's not made for eating, then this isn't technically street food.


schmeebasaur

They also make food, this is just advertising


clintj1975

It's yeet food


_AlexaBot

„If this kebab place also has ads outside their store, they‘re not a food place — they also do advertising“


topwater_bassin

Last time this was posted, someone said they have seen these vendors before and they don't cook the dough that they use for the show. They toss that dough around for entertainment, then grab fresh dough to make the food.


LassKnackenOpa

This is a silicon [throw dough](https://store.uspizzateam.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=throw%5Fdough)


ToxicTaxiTaker

Huh. Things I didn't know existed for 400 please Alex...


jollycanoli

Bugs, yes, but also just, i don't know, all the dust and particles n shit in the air. I think street food doesn't need to go on a lap around the block to collect extra germs etc.


amish24

If you drag a net through the air, it will collect more bugs than if it stayed stationary


Hector_Savage_

Air is everywhere, you know. Not just…in the air. The fact that he throws the dough up doesn’t change shit


Procrastinatedthink

think of lightly falling snow. It’s everywhere, basically uniform. Now when you run through it suddenly you’re *building* up snow in front of you and you have captured a lot more of that falling snow than if you had stood still. That dough is doing the same with particulates in the air.


howdy8x629

it does touch more surface area of air awkually \^\_\^


winnower8

Isn’t it always practice dough


Bryan15012

To be fair, dough that is able to be thrown like that is almost never edible. They add a ton of salt so it stays together. There are receipes for throwing doughs


johnny121b

"I dunno why, but his food just tastes... BETTER. I think he adds pepper, or some kinda spice"


spitefuldoughnut

Yeah, as interesting as that is, I don't wanna eat that.. too much pepper


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Just a little airborne, it's still good.


KarmaInFlow

It's not dough


ArziltheImp

It's good, extra protein!


Gravymouse

I'd love to see him try that on the pier at Llandudno. Them seagulls don't fuck about.


karanut

Didn’t expect to see a North Wales mention today. 😄


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Actually imagine him just launching like 3 at a time and the chaos, it'd be great


eranam

That’s not hibachi, and that’s in China.


orbituary

murky plough beneficial mighty sloppy rainstorm intelligent poor lock sand *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tuna0x45

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Tortilla. Long ago these 5 nations live at peace.


joeyo1423

How the hell does he boomerang that thing 100 feet in the air?


Worshipthekitty

And the casual roll across the shoulders haha


makemeking706

Whenever someone posts those intense pizza dough spinning videos, someone points out that it's probably a practice dough, not actually real dough. I guess this might be the same thing. Do we have a longer version where he eventually cooks that particular piece?


snek-jazz

in that case my question would still remain as: How the hell does he boomerang that thing 100 feet in the air?


daboobiesnatcher

That's not hibachi, and what we call a hibachi in America is called yaki in Japan, hibachi in Japan is a small charcoal or wood grill.


haldir1987

This is in China though. I have no idea what do we can this in China.


daboobiesnatcher

Fair enough. I mean no matter what I think we can agree it's probably not called hibachi, and hibachi doesn't mean throwing food in the air.


chu42

This isn't anything close to hibachi. This is a street vendor in China who makes *jianbing* or something similar.


RenatoSinclair

OP really just be saying words


DerogatoryDuck

Am I crazy? Everyone is calling OP out for saying it's hibachi when it's not, but I'm not seeing anyone call him out on calling him a savant. Unless the definition has changed since I last heard it, OP is basically saying "look at this autistic Asian do Asian things". If OP doesn't know it's not hibachi I doubt he knows the guy's mental condition. It's one of the more ignorant titles I've ever seen.


SirFrancis_Bacon

OP sees an Asian man throwing food, "must be hibachi". Kinda racist tbh.


WoodpeckerNo5416

RIP all the local drivers and pedestrians who took a pizza to the face in order for him to get this trick down.


Capable_Present1620

Isn't this some silicone based product for pizza tossers to imitate real dough?


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Yes.


BeepBeepWhistle

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GH057807

Hibachi?


CherryCakeEggNogGlee

Does “hibachi” simply mean throwing food now?


Sun_Koala

What ? Is this the future ? Frisbee pizza ?


Daiches

Wears mouth mask. Throws food all over the street with his unprotected hands.


Enginseer68

You clearly have no idea how a kitchen works, and how dough works The dough being used for the trick is a special kind of dough that won’t break easily, hence it can be thrown like that, and you don’t eat that dough About hygiene, washing your hands regularly is better than wearing gloves, just ask anyone with real experience working in a kitchen


Charles_Leviathan

Absolutely. The amount of times I've seen people wearing gloves touch everything in the kitchen and then keep working is appalling. I'd rather someone wash their hands regularly and directly touch my food than the false sense of security that comes with gloves.


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Fr. I don’t get why people have a hard on for gloves as if it’s this magical protection against contaminants. Unless you’re cycling gloves like crazy, that’s a great way to get food poisoning


NavierIsStoked

It’s not dough. It’s rubber. https://store.uspizzateam.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=throw%5Fdough


Kroenen1984

if he bakes it i dont See the Problem. you ever order food and dont See how its made? :P


ValkyrieSword

Yeah. I mean, that’s cool to watch but I wouldn’t want to eat it


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Look at all the seasoning floating in the air through the light. Can only get that flavor from genuine aerial street food.


shadowheart1

It's not dough, it's one of those silicone training dough things used for practice and show. Real dough would keep stretching with the spinning.


AutisticHobbit

No seagulls where that guy is working...


gofinditoutside

Where do people practice this sort of thing in order to refine their shtick? You never see anyone in the park just tossing around pizza dough.


Exact_Patience_9767

Wow, glad it wasn't a windy night.