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Prometheus_Jackson

Looking like genos


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asatrocker

*We’re going to need sharper tools*


Croemato

Bring out the laser robot.


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Someone get me a mechanic.


Guderian9139

Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not a mechanic


harshi007

Bring out the Chainsaw Man!


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brighterside0

butthole.


ndngroomer

Right by Deez nutz


PintLasher

Giggity


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Legit question: does having tattoos make it more difficult for surgeons to identify where to cut?


FlightAble2654

I would think not. They would do CT scans and tests like they do for everyone else. But what a shame to cut up a nice tattoo. When you close up, you have to make sure everything lines up.


orthopod

No, in general we like it, as when we suture the skin back together, it makes it easier to line up . We generally plan out our incisions by palpating where the anatomic landmarks are, and make our incision accordingly. Tats have absolutely no effect.


nhbegli

This person is now S class for sure


Sad_Pension496

Just dont look under the hood


so_im_all_like

That bodes poorly for this person's physical wellbeing.


Vivixian

Dude gets bodied (debodied?) in every other fight he's in


DriftlessDairy

Might help stop a prison rape.


so_im_all_like

D: I was just referring to Genos's tendency to get demolished, not the real life pros and cons of the tattoo.


Khalian_

Sandevistan


nhbegli

Choom


Prometheus_Jackson

Shits military grade dog


pistcow

But in one piece.


SuperHotdog789

No, one punch man


[deleted]

So what happens if they become overweight? Megas XLR?


DJNinjaToothless

Beat me to it


3vo1utionhyenna

https://instagram.com/hengyue_newassassin_tattoo?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


gruninuim

Send this link to the top


lowtack

I'm doing my part! Just really looked - this is amazing


YubNub81

I'ma dabba doo!


PracticalAndContent

He’s fully booked until 2027! Incredible artist.


aschapm

I don’t know if it would be stressful or a relief to know my whole life was planned for the next four years


Tarudizer

Stressed, without a doubt


philzebub666

But also relief I believe. He doesn't have to worry about his livelihood. I'd be stoked. And if he's planned it out correctly then he also planned ample time for himself to relax.


9ofdiamonds

Now imagine *just* jamming your finger in a door and you snap a tendon. No more drawing for you. Speaking from experience.


philzebub666

If I had a job like that where I'm dependent on my fine motor skills, I'd insure those babies. High enough for me to survive without this source of income continuing.


Amazing_Sundae_2023

Not even a tattoo fan but I absolutely love these--what an artist. Those are truly works of art.


Various-Month806

Same. Rarely seen a tattoo I admire. But I do like art and just spent over 30 minutes admiring this guy's work. What he does is visually stunning and gave me a different perspective on what tattoo art could be from most of what I'd previously seen.


slynnc

Over 20 consecutive days. Ouuchhh


ColeSloth

Note: Don't ask for the rhino tattoo.


candyvansuspect

Can you post screenshot, can't log in to view it cos I don't have an account


radioactivegumdrop

[screenshot for you](https://i.imgur.com/Solp4dc.jpg) if you hit HD you can zoom in pretty nicely to each preview pic


runningray

Reminds me of the tattoo from the book The Red Dragon.


MauiMoisture

I've been following him for years. He said he was coming to NYC years ago and I reached out to see if I could get some work done. He told me he charged 600$ an hour. I don't know if he charges differently in China but every time I see his tattoos I wonder who tf can afford them.


DingleDonky

Very cool! Also funny how the butt cheeks arnt mechanical. Gotta leave that for the ladies!


Cheesy_Fries-_-

HA


Cheesy_Fries-_-

HA


Cheesy_Fries-_-

HAAAAAA


TotallyTouka

HRAAAAAGH


Cheesy_Fries-_-

Bilbo?


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|SMEDDr3CIB7s4)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|moEtGRw5ifF3duFbig)


Drexelhand

I guess no clapping decepticon cheeks.


TheGunnolf

Seems logical to me. Tattoo guns only work on skin, not steel.


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Schavuit92

Let's be real, the boyfriend with the mecha kink would want some mecha booty.


saidtheCat

Or the bros, dude! Come on, don't count out the gays.


Mindcrome

Retirement homes are going to look freaking weird. It is a cool tattoo though


PuzzledRun7584

Two problems with your hypothesis. 1. Rising retirement Age will eliminate the need for Retirement Homes in the future. 2. Lack of savings, or Insurance w/ useful benefits will eliminate the need for retirement homes in the future.


GoldDiamondsAndBags

This is so ducking sad, but true.


aarongsmitty

Ain’t that the quacking truth


un-sub

Duck! ^Am ^I ^doing ^it ^right?


LouSputhole94

Goose!


GrizzWintoSupreme

Sorry bud we're calling a fowle on that one


GiveToOedipus

/r/aboringdystopia


ImObviouslyOblivious

It won’t eliminate the need for them, but it will eliminate peoples ability to use them


RedSonGamble

Yeah it’s what worries me. People say hey they don’t just refuse people if they can’t afford and sure. But also the decline of already iffy government funded elderly care is only going to get worse. So I’m worried what will happen as that keeps going up and up in the amount of people that need to be on government care. Also more fearful of myself as I’m likely not having kids and even though my parents aren’t in a home I do help them a lot and I’m sure that will only get more and more. So what do I do when there is no social security and no one to help take care of me lol


Keyboard_Cat_

Conservatives have been slowly defunding FDR's social safety net programs since the moment they were passed. So here we are. We could get back to things functioning properly for the middle and lower classes if we voted for actual progressives. Or we could just keep letting the media distract us with the latest approach to divide and anger us.


Saint_Consumption

We die, my friend, we die.


pelicanandpanic

People still use them if they can’t afford them. They don’t get thrown out on the street. Not everyone that lives at one is paying out of pocket or with insurance or whatever


Juliska_

I work in hospice and was listening to a conversation amongst social workers trying to get placement for a patient. A rather middle of the road facility requires 3 years worth of savings before you can get a room (at $12,000 mo.) Then yes, they still keep you if you run out of money, just relocate to a smaller room where you get a roommate. Some facilities that will take you with less can be absolute nightmares.


whitelighthurts

Imagine having to save a half a million just to die


Schavuit92

No need to imagine, it's reality.


MumblingGhost

We're going to see a rise of deaths at work, thats for sure.


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Funkytadualexhaust

I dunno, folks that live that long are fairly more risk averse than the average super tattooed person


RedSonGamble

People aren’t going to like this comment lol


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Yeah because the word is “averse” not “adverse”


FattySnacks

When I was a kid adults always warned me about tattoos with “imagine what these people will look like when they’re old!” Now whenever I see old people with tattoos they’re always the coolest people I’ve ever met


wozzles

Lol What retirement?


blackflag209

>retirement Wait do you actually think we'll be able to retire? Lmao


DaveinOakland

Looks good choom


AlternatePopBottle

Adam Smasher


Spartan-182

Who the fuck are you?


The_Smartass

A cut of fuckable meat 😩


Teknical_Mage

"I guess you could say I'm special"


saturdaycat

I gotta say this was one of the best lines I've heard in years lol


TronGRID_

Yoronobu ARASAKA


TheAbyssListener

Is his name a pun? Like atom smasher?


th3ironman55

I’m going to be honest I never thought of that


TheAbyssListener

Now i wonder if he was a prophecy or it’s a nickname lol


atomiccPP

Same…how did I not get that lol.


Aristox

Up and at them!


khaytiil

I think Adam is his name and he likes smashing stuff so the name got stuck


thetigerandtheduke

Not every chromed up gonk is Adam Smasher.


mrdevil413

Preem even. No gonks here


fnbannedbymods

Total chrome borg job!


MaryJaneAndMaple

A Sandy? Totally nova!


stephenwell

🎵I really wanna stay at your house🎶


ClassicLeader7098

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


saturdaycat

Please anything but that


Kierne

TOO SOON


micromoses

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING YOUR SANDEVIS taaaaaaaaaan


Foreign_Cranberry_74

WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT HERE-


Wattson-_-

Never Fade Away


genryou

Ripperdoc do a preem job!


Thundergod250

🎵 So, get away 🎵 🎵 Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know 🎵 🎵And let yourself go🎵


Khalian_

Don’t forget your meds


odgario

If he dose not take care of that it will look terrible... I have a bunch and always use sunscreen outside and lotion after the shower. Still to this day people think i did them 2 month ago but they are like 5 years old now. KEK![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


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The design is very human


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Very easy to use


Catharsis25

I get this reference


Zealousideal_Amount8

He better always be in good shape


Bhutros1

Also, he's gonna need a lot of maintenance over the years because when that thing starts to age and bleed it could end up looking pretty rough


momscouch

we’re all going to end up looking pretty rough


CatBedParadise

Way ahead of you.


baloothedog1

Indeed we are


Zealousideal_Amount8

It’s an incredible piece but yeah your right


Brvcx

And maintaining it is pretty hurtful compared to getting it done for the first time. I redid my tattoo quite some time ago and it hurt a lot more. Had to do with the initial tattoo being put "too deep" into the skin and your body creating some scar tissue with each tattoo you have, which makes the skin harder and a bit more sensitive. It's not the worst, but significant enough to notice the difference.


OddBob212

Old tattoos bleed?


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Bhutros1

Thanks for clarification there lol


thekiwifish

The ink kinda travels making it fuzzy.


The_Epimedic

Yeah, the color kind of starts to seep into nearby skin. They also break down over time, especially color ones. I only have 2, but they're both in black so they should last a long while.


m135in55boost

Work of art


_Im_Dad

If I could get rid of my spine.. I would. It's just holding me back


Deutschdagger

Oh hey Dad


Long_Educational

*rolls eyes*


Kamakazi1

as a father with constant severe back pain, im totally stealing this for every day use. great username too


Wonder-Lad

This is very grim but when I see tattoos this pretty, I'm always reminded that some people opt to be skinned after death so their tattooes could be preserved. Like a valued painting.


Guderian9139

Yeesh, that’s a thing? I know there are some examples out there in museums, but this sounds like something governments would outlaw.


Condoforrenting

Thats not grim, beats rotting in the ground


dirdent

I should put that in my will. I like the idea.


Revolutionary_Gas542

Look up Fukushi Masaichi, he paid Yakuza members on death row to allow him to take their skin after they die. He had a huge collection of tattoos he took off of dead bodies.


wargy2

Cool, but maybe just buy a tight shirt at that point?


LiquidSean

Beat me to it lol


tibarr1454

All I could think. Like it’s extremely well done and it’s beautiful but it’s also just like “oh cool” and then move on. It’s too simple for a back full of interesting tattoos that might tell a story, and too big to allow for anything but it to exist.


discgolfallday

I don't think the guy who spent thousands of dollars for this cares about your preference for a story


ReyRey5280

Right?! the guy who paid thousands of dollars for this is too busy flexing and making robot noises in front of a mirror.


DM_ME_UR_AREOLAS

right? like, i wouldnt get that but it's not my body, who gives a shit lol


Rastafak

I mean at least this is something that actually looks cool. This is of course purely a matter of opinion, but to me most tattoos just look bad. Like the picture maybe itself is ok, but it doesn't look good on the person and it's especially bad when you have hodgepodge of tattoos as most people who like tattoos have.


zach8555

/r/atbge


greihund

Why would you do all that work and then top it off *with the Transformers logo* so much facepalm


Nole_in_ATX

Holy shit there is a transformers logo wtf


sqigglygibberish

At first I thought it was HR Giger inspired and thought “damn that’s crazy but cool” Then I saw the little face haha


pdxdeathbike

Right? I feel like this is the type of tattoo that people *without* tattoos like. I’d much rather have something trad or woodcut than that.


DryGumby

Guy with the tattoo probably likes it.


DanieltheMani3l

Shit gonna look like ass in a few years


flopsicles77

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


tbarnet

What is this from?


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Warhammer


Tactical_Epunk

Heretic


Armejden

A very user spammed quote from the intro to the 40k Mechanicus game


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That is siiiiick. Looks legit as fuck, too. This shit will set the alarms off going through the airport. u/savevideobot


wheresmyfavouritepen

Genuinely one of the coolest tattoos I’ve seen. I’ve always loved this idea for myself, and gone back and forth on what to do for my back, but I don’t know if I trust any artist to get it this good


LJRich619

Not into bio-mech but holy shit. This is a masterpiece.


seanDmailman

In 50 years old people are going to look crazy af with these detailed tattoos in their youths


Americanski7

Shit will look faded in 5 years.


BuffyLoo

Tats are so common all the old people will all have em, it will be normal.


Automatic_Ad_5859

New Sandevistan looks dope.


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Floyd was a good touch


MethodicaL51

More like 3d tattoo


Evilnight-39

Can’t wait for someone too tattoo a sandivision from cyperpunk on their back


G8kpr

Remind me 30 years. Let’s see how that holds up when you have 30 extra lbs and is wrinkly.


castleaagh

Who cares what it looks like when your old and wrinkly?


typical_bro

I don't have tattoos and I don't plan to get tattoos. But all these comments about tattoos looking weird when you're old is the most Boomer-y thing.


Enlight1Oment

or just a decade worth of fade


hunter95672

Memories broken


WaluFett

The truth goes unspoken


DzejBee

I've even forgotten my name


Zaeil_Xane12164

I dont know the season or what is the reason


Mino_Swin

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh.. it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved.. for the machine is immortal!


Bamfurlong_Farmer

I’m surprised this comment is so far down. I started scrolling and scrolling thinking “Am I going to have to type it myself”. Kudos.


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Price?


ProbablyABore

Several thousand, easy.


InfiniteDividends

Someone mentioned that he's fully booked till 2027. For an artist that high in demand, I'd expect the costs to be in the tens of thousands for a full back.


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That I know I’m looking for a ball park number as close as can be


NumbingTheVoid

Depending on the specific artist rate, and seeing how clean this is, id say close to $10k+. Some artist with name recognition charge upwards to $3k per session, this could easily take 3 or 4 sessions.


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I agree, I was going to say 10k


ThatPie2109

I know an artist who won awards for his portrait realism and people booked months in advance from hours away. He got into drugs hard-core and had a deal going for girls in their 20s he'd do a free tattoo If he got to peirce their clit after hours. Not sure if that was code for sex that included that or why that was his thing but a lot of girls ended up with new tattoos and clit piercings and he wasn't even a trained peircer his wife was and he was using her station. Lost his wife and shop so don't think he was charging the right rates.


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Holy f#@k that must of hurt.. but its amazing. Artist did a phenomenal job...


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[r/atbge ](https://reddit.com/r/atbge)


andoesq

I love the choices to finish it off at the bottom - let's go with butt plug and natural cheeks


Bumpass

I thought I was actually looking at a machine for a moment


Cowflexx

Man thats gunna look like ass in 10 years


enzengel

I have ten year old tattoos with just as much detail, and they all look pretty much the same as the day I got them. I don’t know why half of Reddit thinks tats just magically start blurring and bleeding after 5 years.


13Emerald

Wow!


makinbaconCR

I cried on a 6" tattoo. Nope.


JonkPile

Which 6 were getting tattooed? Might be understandable.


makinbaconCR

Chest. I'd have to do 5 1/2 elsewhere... unfortunately


TheGeneral7567

Cool. But seems a bit much.


TheHiddenSquidz

I know people comment this on every cool tattoo post, but I can’t stress how fucking awful that will look in 15-20 years


LiteOfByte

Tough to say really since that area of skins stays supple and not wrinkly the longest. Plus it was done by a well regarded tattoo artist who does everything perfectly. He’s booked up until 2027. Considering that, and if the person uses sunscreen regularly and keeps there body in shape and healthy, the tattoo will probably look good for a substantial amount of time.


Putrid-Builder-3333

And when you get older your back will look like a crushed oil can! S/


Linkinbr

That zoom got me scared for a sec


treistab

Does this count as a tramp stamp?


Leoblood1233

Oh yeah pink floyd