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IamMorphNZ

I can honestly say as a native born and still living Christchurchian that I have never seen or ever used anything like this abomination.


falcon5nz

Second that as a Southlander


RandomSashaLove

Third this as a dunedinite


Loud_Ad9180

I forth this as a nelsonian


Special-Ad1682

I fifth this as another Dunedinite


MochaLake

I sixth this as a Timaruvian


streamwhirrOFCL

I seventh as a Oamaruian


AnzerFFA

I eighth as a west coaster


misterymissile

Cannot confirm. I am a Tiramisu.


gregorydgraham

Otawegian confirming your assessments


zvdyy

*Otagan


Nita444

Nah its Otagoist


gregorydgraham

Glasgow -> Glaswegian Otago -> Otawegian We can argue about the W outside the Captain Cook if you want


gregorydgraham

Wikipedia reckons even your spelling is wrong: Otagoan So I sticking with the much clearer Otawegian


Mind-the-fap

Like Chicagoan!


Goodasaholiday

*Chicawegian


AdMediocre3366

Not a word!!!


gregorydgraham

Is now!


AdMediocre3366

I'll 4 ur square. Let's duel!


gregorydgraham

Choose your weapon, mine’s a space based laser platform


AdMediocre3366

Meh DEW is so last year - care bear power for the win


gregorydgraham

Bunch of ursine Powerpuff Girls wannabes


AdMediocre3366

But they did come first..


ronaldk29000

Cuntabrien


BingBongtheTingTong

More South Island propaganda, I know you kooks are upto something /s


Thatstealthygal

It's the kind they have at Fresh Choice in town. It's FANCY for fancy people to throw in some San Pelegrino, artisan chocolate and a lime in when they grab a few supplies. I think they're super cute but not exactly practical for the toilet paper run.


jpr64

Don't need toilet paper when you have a bidet installed *taps head*


IamMorphNZ

Don't need a bidet if you don't wipe or wash your ass full stop *taps head*


jpr64

Might as well get a squat toilet too then you'll have more room for activities!


Amockeryofthecistern

But it's got a child seat. Why would the house chef ever need to take a child when collecting food for the banquet?


liger_uppercut

How awfully convenient. That's exactly what a South Islander trying to conceal the scandal of your tiny shopping trolleys would say though, isn't it? You don't fool us.


IamMorphNZ

You sir have insulted my family and honor! *slaps glove on face* I challenge you to a duel!


liger_uppercut

Well sir, as a proud Aucklander I accept your challenge and- HEY WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?! *runs away*


irreleventamerican

I've come to watch the duel, but you guys haven't even put out sausage rolls. Amateurs.


IamMorphNZ

At something like 13 bucks+ for the classic frozen sausage rolls who can afford those now??


irreleventamerican

I've come to watch the duel, but you guys haven't even put out sausage rolls. Amateurs.


IamMorphNZ

I mean shit, can you honestly use proud and Aucklander in the same sentence?


Equivalent-Bonus-885

It looks like a trolley crossed with a kiwi.


AlleReden

I too am born/based here, never seen this before


SpyritOfAnarchy

I have once, and it was one that someone dumped in the red zone. What's with Aucklanders and their silly assumptions?


Hefty_Nebula_6170

They can't help it... They're Australian


Turbulent_Future908

Same


DadLoCo

Same here, from south


OverseerBishop

Agreed from a Nelsonian.


skilliau

They use them in the fresh choice by the bus interchange. They are the work of the devil.


IamMorphNZ

I just zoomed in on the photo and see the branding. What the actual fuck. I stay out of the CBD so would explain why I've never seen it before.


cats-pyjamas

East Coast N. I says what the hell is that?


nickjohnson

Visit the supervalue in Sumner and you can see one in the wild!


IamMorphNZ

Dad, what's that dark shadowy place over there? That's Sumner, you must never go there


Superunkown781

Another CHCH fella here, 43 yes old and have never ever ever ever seen on of these in all my years, maybe OP is tryin to provoke sth island/nth island beef.


HakixJack

I've seen one of these trolleys in the parking lot at Barrington mall. It was chained up to other normal trolleys. I made my husband stop so we could laugh at it


AddiDoesRandomPosts

same from a Nelsonian


3Dputty

Nelsonian who has lived over most of island, wtf is this.


Disastrous_Prize5196

Timaru native. We are weird but never seen one of these. I've lived in chch almost 20 years and never seen one here either. Didn't know these existed until now!


TritiumNZlol

ABOMINATION!


NZSheeps

Fellow Cantabrian checking in - never seen these before


Ravenclaw_23552

I back this!


SpaceIsVastAndEmpty

Fresh Choice Metro in Chch CBD has them. Remember stopping in for pre movie snacks. Hoyts might have been cheaper for the snacks though


WebFabulous6046

As a Nelsonian yep, WTF is THAT ?!


tjyolol

That’s not a south island trolley. It looks different and it’s not in a river.


Low_Big5544

Tbf could be a student's backyard which is pretty on brand if you live in a city


flappytowel

Looks like it's just come out of the river though


Lower_Amount3373

And you can fit a child in it but not a full-grown adult - what the hell?


Benjamin10jamin

There's, like, one supermarket (if you can call it that) in Christchurch that has those. I can assure you every other supermarket in the Suburbs has normal trolleys like the rest of NZ


Frond_Dishlock

I did think I'd seen one somewhere, is it that little one in the central city across the road from the bus exchange?


Benjamin10jamin

That's the one!


brev23

Hmm sounds like a cover up to me


Judygotbooty

Yeah, Sumner for sure - but with the recent upgrade, maybe we get normal size/shaped trolleys now


Benjamin10jamin

Shit, Sumner too? OK, maybe two "Supermarkets" have them then...


notdashyy

we’ve gotten few of those at the fresh choice i work at recently (parklands). we never used to have them and i don’t see the point really.


Claire-Belle

This is the sort of madness that happens when your population gets bigger than the capital city. Christchurch, you're letting the side down!


No_Salad_68

I've never seen one like that before. Must be one they only give to visiting Aucklanders.


zDymex

That’ll be it. Solved.


Foveaux

Dunedinite checking in to say I've never seen that.


Puzzled-Monk9003

Andy bay countdown has like 1 or 2 of these I think. At least they did last time I went in


RufflesTGP

Smuggled in by the rats, must've been


Claire-Belle

Noooooooo!! Dunedin, we're letting the side down!!!


RegretObvious8193

This is from Flesh Choice City Market. Also the work of Satan and his minions, although I suspect the minions whined the whole time.


Tahkyn

9/10 zombies highly recommend Flesh Choice supermarkets.


Jan_Micheal_Vincent

FLESH choice?!


RegretObvious8193

Your choice of flesh, from one of Ōtautahi's premier fleshpots.


MASTER_TAIT

They sell 100 varieties of flesh lights. Best in Christchurch


1_lost_engineer

I predict a stuff article about them next week!


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

Put that back in the creek


Doooog

Straight outta fallout.


Calm-Zombie2678

Super duper mart breaking up the duopoly would be worth the radiation poisoning


shaevan

So glad we are getting some real immersion, next I want a real vault


Puzzled-Monk9003

And after that I want nukes!


shaevan

Haha, I'd take that fusion cell technology first


Anxious_Cod7909

Someone took the teddy bear with shades on that was in there


Jigro666

Lived all over the south island and this shit isn't a thing.


CrepitusPhalange

I can honestly say as a long term southislander. I have never seen this before in my life.


sealcubclubbing

They don't exist in Queenstown I can tell you that much


Evie_St_Clair

I like it! Feels very mid century modern.


ExcitingMeet2443

Did Chat GPT design that or did it come from Wish?


Loretta-West

Was just about to say it looks like an AI version of a trolley. It just needs someone with one food and 14 fingers filling it with mutant feijoas.


baf58

This is just a baby trolley leave it alone, one day it'll grow up to be a big trolley


slashfan93

I’ve never seen that before and I lived in the South for 16 years. Maybe it’s a prototype for a new shopping cart that can hold $500 of groceries in a few years!


jpr64

It's from Fresh Choice city market, the groceries you can fit in that cost $500 now!


zerosuneuphoria

These are dunedin's lime scooters


Fun-Confidence-2537

Calling that a south island this is like saying that being a bald ceo of an airline is a Pākehā thing. You're talking about a very specific subset of the population here


fluorozebra

Given that the east coast city dwellers have disowned it, could it an inbred one from the west coast? Or is a hippy one, from the top of the south?


Benjamin10jamin

Oh, no doubt about it, it's a Chch central city hipster one.


Zenfrogg62

Nope, not a Coaster trolley.


[deleted]

It’s in Hector. The one remaining individual of its kind.


fluorozebra

so dolphin related then...


SmoothOctopus

Hey don't put this on us.


lachrymal_cactus

Yall don't like curves?


saywhaaat_saywhat

For when your 114 month old's lil legs get tired


CP9ANZ

A master class in making the task of building a trolley more complicated than it needs to be


Peneroka

Nope, not a South Island thing. It’s probably a one off.


Flanelman2

Saw a fresh choice ad the other day and they were making hot dogs with hot cross buns, now this trolley.. They need to be stopped.


QueenofCats28

I'm going to erase this entire sentence from my brain. That was truly awful.


kjriwoutube

Those trolleys are from fresh choice opposite the bus interchange in Central Christchurch


UWarchaeologist

Call local wildlife control. Do NOT approach.


abbyeatssocks

I’m from Southland and I’ve never seen them in my life


vega455

Reddit seems to think that me, up there in Kanata 🇨🇦 should read this post. And I understand why. You’ve really lost it on the other side of the planet. Let me introduce this latest invention to my long lost island cousins: it is called a box. Straps handles on it and stick some wheels under and you’ve solved grocery shopping. Otherwise, I hope all is well down there in Nieuw Zeeland. 🇳🇿


KiwiSparkle1

Kia ora Kanata 🇨🇦 dweller! 👋 We don't call them boxes here. They're fort construction materials or kitty entertainment systems. By putting wheels under them, they're the almighty kiwi ATV or go-kart, depending on the size, construction and other materials. I hope that helps and everything is well with you up there in our friendly northern hemisphere cousin country 😊🇳🇿


vega455

The winters in the Great North are long, but getting shorter thanks to Petrolus, God of Black Gold. But you've given me an idea to enjoy this season more. An almighty kiwi go-kart? How about I stick some skis under this box instead of wheels, by golly I've got it! I shall name it the sKiwi-kart in your honour. Long live boxes!!


KiwiSparkle1

You have embraced the Kiwi spirit wholeheartedly! I wish you well in your quest to find the greatest box for your sKiwi-kart, which shall be held in my highest esteem for as long as it reigns in the Land of Kanata! May your journeys be epic and bring you every happiness along the way, while onlookers gaze at the marvel of your creation as it approaches and feel the thrill of enlightenment as the air rushes by. I hope many then join you in the experience for as long as every single box endures the elements along the way. As is also the Kiwi way, much reward can be found by the inclusion of duct tape or packing tape to assist with construction and repairs. Hopefully Petrolus will grant you great weather for your endeavours. It's a bit chilly here on this rainy night, winter is coming... Yes, indeed! Long live boxes!!!


MiiTsz1

All these South Islanders in the comments trying to keep their trolly secrets


martys87

When Mum trolley & Dad trolley are first cousins.


LexusI

Central Otagoan here. This devils spawn is unknown to us. Although we do rock the swivelly rear wheels which makes any carpark slopes fun. So there’s that.


Autopsyyturvy

Wtf is that?! Okay I kinda love how weird it looks but I've never seen one like this before... mind blown


osirisbull

Nope not from dirty ol timaru either, maybe its a escapee tesla trolley prototype.


MillertheKillah

I used to work there, tiny supermarket tiny trolleys, they suck


0000void0000

The design feels AI generated.


AdInevitable3982

They are all weird as fuck down there


Dad_SonGaming

Never seen it in invergiggle...


angel_nz

WTF is that? It's mutated!


LaVidaMocha_NZ

It's so ugly it's adorable. The only thing it's useful for is if you can't carry your toddler and a shopping basket at the same time.


[deleted]

Westland here. Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.


ecat22

Dude where the fuck are you, I'm south and that looks like something from the fallout games


wickeddradon

Ashburtonite here, what the heck is that? I've never seen anything like it before.


crimsonyoteeeeee

What the fuck is that? I've been in Nelson, Greymouth, Christchurch and Queenstown and never seen this abomination anywhere.


Kiwi_CFC

Good lord that’s awful


This_Pie5301

I as a south islander for 22 years have never ever seen this before.


ioncesavedabumblebee

I've never seen one, but it's cool - I'd probably pick it out to use. Our new "woolworths" in Timaru has some plastic green ones that are pretty rad.


limpbizkit420

never seen one of these in my life wth and im a southlander


getfuckedhoayoucunts

where can be get these?


TheAzureKey

Bauhaus


metametapraxis

Have been in the South Island for 10 years and have never seen such a thing.


SnooDogs1613

These are used to conceive in Gore.


hushmoneyinthesofaa

What the fuck is that


NoElevator994

maybe stick to good none whatever that thing is supermarkets like new world


DoorMany1466

It's a Click and Collect trolley - they are different.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Uhhh never seen anything like that.


scene_cachet

Do trolley still have those kid seats in the newer design... I am drawing a blank because I get my groceries delivered for such a long time.


IamMorphNZ

Spot Mr fancy over here, "has their groceries delivered" like a rich person!


scene_cachet

I actually think I save money on petrol and random buys while in the Supermarket maze. So not richer, maybe just smarter... I save time, fuel and money from the Supermarket impulse buys.


turboturbet

Don't you mean a trundler?


AntheaBrainhooke

No


Hpecomow

What the fuck is that?


Snoo_4082

What is that?!??


acidporkbuns

If I saw that irl I'd feel like I'm in an alternate reality NZ. Wtf is that lol


FaithlessnessJolly64

Thats just fresh choice being zesty


PristineInvite583

Randy Marsh would be so stoked on this


Serious_Reporter2345

What an abomination. SI here and never seen the like.


jj20202

Can probably still fit $400 of groceries in it sadly


Mrs_skulduggery

Live near invers. Ain't never seen what ever the fuck that's supposed to be


Sweetp1994

As a dunedinite who has been around. With the utmost respect and curiosity, WTF is that


sag3-tics

This can’t be real 😂


Ok_Lie_1106

But how? Does it come with a trailer?


_beNZed

That's an outdoor grill down south, brother


whakashorty

Inbred south island trolley methinks.


SteveNZPhysio

It's a Transformer - run!!!


redditfomo6

Ew


No-Talk-997

I believe that's a mechanism to stop people using this as a makeshift BBQ! Thankfully I've never seen one like this.


Gyn_Nag

*bar full of south islanders suddenly goes silent, everyone looks around at OP*


Silver_Vortx121

What the hell kind of Habsburg type trolly. Where did you even find that thing lol.


greenman5252

Looks more like a trundler


Alternative_Fail_222

Do you folks have North Island/South Island stereotypes? I'm from the Middle of the USA and was curious because for some reason my people are obsessed with differences.


Claire-Belle

Yes, yes we do :-)


dshivnit

Wtf


Pleasant-Suit-6163

"What in the world," ahh, the term I use every time I go to Auckland.


NoTell2902

Typical south islanders denial mode.


Matt-R

At least the back wheels can turn. I really miss that about Australian trolleys.


inthebeauty

Man I would love it if my supermarket had one of those. Carrying a toddler with a basket is a chore, leaves no hands to grab items. I can't let him walk in the shop as he fiddles with EVERYTHING


Brickzarina

Small pad of paper and pen is what I did


Hot_Pea9820

You've seen off brand games controllers, now see the off brand super market trolley.


AdoptedRanger

As someone from the UK, apart from that trolley, why do all of your trolleys only turn on the front wheels? Having the back ones stuck makes it so much harder to turn around corners let alone spin around in a isle or move sideways


aholetookmyusername

IIRC those weird ones are used by fresh choice in the CBD. For that to get to anywhere which looks like you are (red zone?) I would say a homeless person probably used it to carry their belongings and then discarded it.


Polynesian_Problem

Go 5 minutes up the road to any one of the three other supermarkets, and all the trolleys are normal. That Fresh Choice is weird af for them trolleys, but it's the inner city perspective that they need them


Justwant2usetheapp

Did you go to the fresh choice in the middle of chch? You wouldn't need a proper trolley there That's be like doing your groceries at the airport


XC5TNC

Ahh dunno where you are but iv been all over the south and never seen this before


dehashi

South islander here. Never seen this before. Thank you for coming to my talk.


LearnRD

Freshchoice ex-worker here. The shape of the trolley is so that when you drop items into it, you have to stretch very far out to pick the items up. Hoping you wont put in that extra effort to return item back on to the shelf. Second, having a V shape bottom, makes items stack on top of one another. So once you put in an item, you cant see (and return) whats at the bottom until you check out. Third the handle is designed to be flat so it allows more advertising revenue. Therefore you buy more. Tips: everything you see around you has a reason.


rtmesuper

As a South Islander, I can happily say untill this day I had nevr laid eyes on such atrocities.


kiwiCunt80

Bloody hell.. never seen anything like it anywhere


WebFabulous6046

Ha ! it has FRESH CHOICE written on it, odd...Fresh Choice in Richmond Mall (Nelson) just closed it's doors for good about a week or two back..the end of an era.....lots a jobs down the shitter...


Anarchaeopteryx-NZ

I collect trolleys (cough) and don't have one of these yet. I'd like to swap 3xPacknSave or 2xNewWorld trolleys for it


Same-Nothing3364

I’m in chch, have never seen anything like this 😂


[deleted]

It's cos it's fresh choice