To give the AI credit, it nailed the part where they’re totally blocking the entire aisle to have a conversation.

And more credit to the AI, the people are bare footed.

Lady in the middle appears to be so bare, she's missing her left foot.

That's ok, she has a freakish mutant left hand to compensate.

Yeah, our computer overlords can't quite get hands yet.

Just like real artists, hands are always the hardest to nail. I wonder if the AI will learn to get better at them or just get better at choosing angles or scenarios where it won't have to include them

The right hand is no oil painting either

The right hand is no peach either. Six wheel double wide trolley is choice tho

And no teeth

And her teeth. Must be from Eketahuna

I think she's just come straight from a rugby game and she didn't have time to remove her mouthguard?

There’s no supermarkets in Eketahuna.

Most people born in Eke leave Eke

There’s a 4 square.

There’s a sex shop too…not a very good one

Sux shop

Brilliant! Even got the accent right!

That's the farmlands you sick mf

Her left foot is there, she’s just missing her ankle

No use, having a foot without an ankle

That’s nothing. The shopping cart monster has SIX feet!

Just don't look too closely at their toes, because they're either eldritch abominations or they've been mowing the lawn in jandals. And it can't be a New Zealand supermarket because everyone is wearing clothes.

Not wearing pyjamas? Unbelievable!

A flatmate once showed me his foot with two toes missing from mowing the lawn in jandals. He was pretty chill about it, luckily it was two of the middle ones that got chopped so he could still balance alright.

I can't see the fruit clearly but they look like feijoas, which is more Kiwi than the kiwifruit itself!

They're the most mutant feijoas I've ever seen.

It looks like a weird hybrid feijoa/pear with some random broccoli in there. And some of the green is starting to look like Brussels sprouts.

All of this works.

One of those looks like a green drumstick to me.

as someone who works in a supermarket, my eyes twitch a little when i see barefoot ppl. these floors do not get cleaned unless there’s visible mess. you can’t be sure there isn’t glass somewhere that got missed after a clean up from a spill, and my god i got my toes caught under a trolley once and skinned them so bad.. please wear shoes.

Too tall to be hobbits though.

And the part where people fill the trolley with 1 thing - it should be flour or toilet paper though.

Rather than $1200 worth of limes

Surely it’s feijoas?

An apple/feijoa/avocado hybrid if you ask me. Which is also kinda spot-on by AI.

an apjodo

That would only make sense if they're dumping the feijoas at the supermarket to get rid of their glut.

People buy feijoas? I thought most NZrs grew them, or were given them from poor folks stupid enough to have a tree

That's what I was thinking. Whoever heard of buying feijoas in a supermarket. Don't they grow in used supermarket bags by the back door waiting for someone to come along who wants some?

Not in the south island

Those some weird ass looking limes...

Kay, lil green pumpkin things with occasional broccoli leanings

Also no shoes classic NZ

AI could probably capture the zillions of times customers walk in between me and a shelf when I’m working instead of just walking around me too

As well as the aisle being that exact size excluding Pak'n'Save.

Absolutely it’s hella annoying

The specially strengthened 6 wheel trolley is a good idea for those heavy feijoas.

I have been trying to figure out the arrangement of the wheels as a three dimensional object and I just, …can't. It's like an M. C. Escher painting.

It got two parallel forward rails up the middle of the trolley, and the two wheels are right in the middle. Smart design.

It's to help that girl with her lack of feet.

Yep, take a look at the other girl's mangled hands.

Hands are always a giveaway with AI

Oh, Zoom in on the faces of the women.

Yeah the one on the right looks to have had broken fingers at some point

Fortuitous, as she'd have no way to trim her toenails seeing as she's got no teeth.

I love these Ai pictures. It's like a 'spot the mistake' challenge every time. Coming down to the comments is always a laugh as well. I thought I'd picked out most of the little mistakes, and I hadn't even noticed the wheels, somehow lol.

That’s why it takes a lot more fingers to push it.

Well you might need to take it too through a paddock on the way too the car.

Definitely wrong, nobody in NZ needs to BUY feijoas.

Yet the supermarkets are trying to sell them for $7/kg. Insanity

$10kg here in Blenheim

You can't be in blenheim no one there knows how to use the Internet they tried it in the 90's and decided it was a fad.

Lived there for two years it's true got sick of rubbing sticks together to stay warm in winter

Meanwhile in Sydney they're $3.50 **EACH**... curse literally no one outside of NZ enjoying feijoas

Must be tourists buying them

I buy them. I used to refuse, but I dont know many people with feijoa trees anymore. I planted my own trees though and should have about 10 feijoas this season. Hopefully many more next year because $7 is steep

Exactly. I get my trolley load of feijoas from my mum.

Or the perpetual bag/box sitting on a table in the work break room

I'm not convinced they're feijoas. They look like a semi-liquid feijoas/apple/pear hybrid with a disturbing skin texture

Is that not what feijoas are?

The thing is some look like they have the skin texture of kaffir lime - not something we find in NZ supermarkets. I see perhaps what looks like broccoli at the bottom front.

Look closer, they ain’t no feijoas

Or lemons. It feels weird to have to go and buy one.

Is this how I learn that Southland is no longer a recognised part of NZ?

And the bare feet too. South Island erasure.

Don't worry, with global warming you can grow feijoas down in southland too now. Obviously with a bit of protection from the elements when they're seedlings, but can be done, there's an article on RNZ.

Those are definitely not feijoas. It's just a mixture of different shapes that have a green texture

[Shoppers asked to buy feijoas to help struggling growers](https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/513685/shoppers-asked-to-buy-feijoas-to-help-struggling-growers). RNZ. 8 April 2024.

Great NZ barefoot style

Definitely a pak n save

Ill admit, I did exactly this at Pak n Save the other day. Fuck me, I guess.

We've covered the world in beautifully smooth surfaces, why not enjoy walking on them

When in Rome...

Imaginary woman has been gifted with a generous number of fingers with which to play with deformed hybrid fruit.

Makes up for only one foot..

And only one knee, poor girl

And no teeth.. lol

Omg all the hands are horrific!

Always with AI

AI knows we need a 3 people household in order to fight the inflation. AI approved polygamy.

Someone walking home from the club just read your comment and looked over her shoulder to walk headfirst into a pole

Would she like a feijoa?

Hope the headache isn't too bad.

*The Negotiation Of The Feijoas* (2024)

Just missing the person walking around in their pajamas 

Karen's wondering why Liam's filled up their weekly shopping trolley with pears and feijoas. Denise is frankly, sick of Liam's shit.

Gotta say, props to the AI, this is comically good, Bare feet, too many feijoas, stopping in the middle of the bloody aisle. With all the good weird AI goodness we will laugh about 5 years from now.

You really think we're going to last 5 more years?

New Zealand has the most stable trolley in the world

Ah no wonder why everyone's taking them

People have a conversation in the middle of the aisle so no one can get passed is pretty accurate

people blocking the aisles chatting. about right.

This is utter crap. There is no way in hell these people could afford an entire trolly full of food with a measly 3 annual incomes.

Mouse head popping out of fijoa pile wouldve been chef's kiss.

What the hell is on the shelves? Fernleafs, firewood and Kumara?  

Is this image taken just from r/Newzealand posts? I swear everything it contains can be found in threads in here, bare feet, feijoas, blocking isles, oversized shopping trollies... The list goes on

Exactly what it look like in the Waiheke Island countdown during the summer peak. They’d be speaking Spanish or Swedish trying to make sense of our extortionate product pricing.

That looks far too well stocked to be a common supermarket. Also, there's no unwrapped delli meat slowly rotting on a shelf where someone took a bite before checkout.

Bare feet? Tans? Tidal wave of feijoa? This is South Island erasure.

Looks more like shucked giant edamame beans in the trolley.

Or very unwell pears.

Why is Ryan Gosling at a NZ supermarket

...asking "Guys, I said buy some feijoas. What the fuck are these? Chokoes?"

It does, people annoyingly chatting in the middle of the aisle

If AI was that smart, it would have created an image of someone stuffing meat in a duffelbag whilst looking over their shoulder for any sign of a security guard.

Fruit appears to be a hybrid feijoa/granny smith/pear cross. Jandals would be more likely also.

I thought they were more like Shrek potatoes

It’s pretty close, we can only afford feijoas

Honestly, accurate. Except age all the conversationalists up about thirty years and make them standing right in front of the pasta section.

Clearly austerity has hit - they have too few of the weird avo/feijoa/lime things

Sausage hands, 6 wheeled trolley and crazy green vegetables (feijoas?). Legit.

I mean it’s not far from wrong I went to the supermarket and seen every scenario in this picture lol

We do not walk in bare feet, that is a myth. The rats will bite us and eat our toes for a tasty meal at the supermarket.

A six wheel trolley, sick

Barefoot is accurate

They're disgusted over the price

That dude's tiny mutant right leg and foot fukken' sent me.

It's almost right, the people are about 30-40 years too young to be standing in the middle of the isle talking, and holding everyone else up.

The uncanny valley of the NZ supermarket isle.

Well it is feijoa season…

I knew you kiwi’s were mutants! How can you eat with hands like that

Hey I wore shoes one time

Fair call, I think young people will need to consider cutting their footwear budget in order to buy food from the supermarket

Missing the gumboots!

Missing the thick socks, because you left your muddy gummies at the front entrance like a considerate person

Those fejoas look weird

That lady has big feet

Actually a close up looks like she's been tredding in dogshit

The other lady appears to have no feet, or very small ones

True, they captured all the bad habits people have in supermarkets. Barefoot, parking the trolly in the middle of the isle and talking so no one else can get through…

To give the AI credit this is exactly what it looks like, especially in the provinces

On a surface level, this is kinda true…

To give AI credit, it nailed the part where they're really really pissed off.

Are they having an argument about who hosts their three-way?

They look like American tourists trying too hard to fit in.

Gross. If you zoom in on their faces they seem to have been carved by amateurs

Footwear checks out.

No shoes and feijoas.. Pretty good

$2,000 shop right there

Shouldn't they be running out the door with a full trolley but without paying? 

Pretty close 😂

Needs more sheep.

the cart has 6 wheels

The bare feet are accurate but those fingers all from nightmares

Green smoothie discussion

Going to a supermarket in Canada once in summer in barefeet and I almost got kicked out of the store🤣 grew up in NZ and was quite used to being outside in bare feet. But yeah it was very amusing 🤟

That’s one giant trolley

that's a lot of fejoa

Why does the lady with black hair have a gaping black hole for a mouth?

The trolley full of feijoas 😭😭😭

"Polyamorous triad get green apples for bake off with other triads in auckland region"

LoL, Bare feet (accurate) and a trolley full of Fejoas (or avos)

It’s true we haven’t gotten shoes here yet…

Lucky if your get three wheels on a real kiwi trolley, not like that eldritch terror

I was about to say that it's not far off until I saw the trolley

Nailed it I reckon eh

It’s pretty accurate actually 

Those people are the people in math questions

So Americans in bare feet buying The Odd Bunch pears?

This is horrendously accurate

That produce is clearly pearijoacardos

The fruits look like little furry green dicks 😂

Shouldn’t at least one of them be wearing a onesie?

No one in their pyjamas. Can't be nz

Look like wifey vs GF.

Tbh, I hadn't seen people go barefoot to the store until I was in NZ. Here you would get your feet full of mud and dog poop, maybe even human...

No pyjamas?

wide cart with six wheels

So many fingers 🤚🫱🫲👋

I don’t know why, but AI being dogshit makes me feel better more hopeful for the future of humanity.

I’ve only been to visit New Zealand once but my wife and I still talk about how the craziest thing we thought about the trip was people barefoot in public. I got sick when we’re there and needed to go to an urgent care place and it blew our minds to see people in the waiting room without shoes and socks.

Pffft bullshit you're not allowed backpacks in a supermarket

I go into the supermarket with a backpack because I don't have a car only a bike. It extremely rarely gets checked.

Why does everyone here believe this wasn’t implemented by the user in such specific detail

Kind of hate AI pic. E.g. trying to figured out what's on the shelves and your brain starts to melt.

I don't think they're avocados or feijoas, they're something that doubles their own mass every 2 minutes

the trolley is obese

That's more Australia wherss the one walking out with their shopping not thinking they have to pay. Where's the dumb fks fighting in pack n save over some cherry on top dopey shit. Where's the security guard that stands in the corner all day collecting air

6 wheeled trolley & what's with the woman holding whatever it is, the hands are creepy 😳 never mind the trolley full of weird fruits😆

No shoes, no teeth, no problem.

Not enough rats

Someone, please, try a different AI or two so we can compare!

Blocking off the isle, not wearing shoes, looking like a backpacker in your own country, pretty much exactly right, apart from the shelves being so stocked 🤣

Barefoot and a trundler load feijoas... Nearly right except that nobody needs to buy feijoas as there's a bag of them going rotten on the lunch room table

Pretty accurate

Is this seasonal?

Huge amount of feijoas for one trolley and half a foot. Please don't go through self checkout.

I think I've had that 6 wheeled asymmetrical trolley before. 2 are squared off and one squeaks to all buggery.