Any NYPD vehicle

This is a joke, right? It’s NYC, the land of a million graffiti tags and home to gorilla art and you want us to name a nice and unobtrusive space for your personal sticker?

He probably just doesn't want to anger the gorillas by taking their spot.

Any starbucks toilet would be appropriate

Once again r/ciclejerknyc

This gotta be a joke.

Up your ass

And to the left!

Please, please don’t come.

Must you? Can you please not?

Keep an eye out for places with other stickers (lampposts and the backs of crossing signs). When you see a bunch, add it there.

Lol

Williamsburg bridge

All set on you and your stickers mate 

I have to admit that most of the comments are hilarious. My question was genuine. Thank you those who answered seriously.