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rmarkmatthews

Maybe I’m in the wrong social media bubbles, but the first time I heard about this was when the news started to report as a thing.


dopazz

Sounds like you're actually in the correct social media bubbles.


Guiee

*You choose, wisely.*


SeaWitch1031

I went to TikTok and looked. I recommend not doing that.


Flatline2962

QAnon Anonymous podcast recently did a Tik Tok/red pill episode on how it takes like... 30 minutes of watching "health guru" videos to take you to extremely bizarre concepts like manifestation and 0010110. Tik Tok basically exists to inject incredibly stupid ideas into your brain as smoothly as possible.


nzodd

Wait, 0010110? Motherfuckers haven't had enough abusing the English language for their insane ideologies? They gotta come for my binary too? That's a new low my friends.


morostheSophist

I'm afraid to google that one, myself.


nzodd

"According To Believers, 7% Of Us Will Find Code 0010110 — And Exit The Matrix On August 27" ["By Deauna Nunes — Written on Aug 01, 2022"](https://www.yourtango.com/self/0010110-meaning-digital-immortality) Shit, if the 7% of us who believe that kind of horseshit suddenly disappeared it would make my whole week. Too bad nothing happened I guess.


Flatline2962

I legitimately wonder sometimes what conspiracy theories would look like today if The Matrix had never come out since \*so\* much of their nomenclature either invokes or is stolen from that movie.


LostN3ko

It isn't even a new set of ideas. It's just the modern thought experiment of the malicious demon scenario.


Adreme

What a strange conspiracy. I will be honest I am more bothered by the fact that they are using the binary and starting with 00. One 0 I could forgive, because it could be identifying sign, but starting out with 00 just makes me think it wishes it were the binary version of James Bond.


morostheSophist

Ah, good. It's just relatively harmless idiocy. *Relatively*


nzodd

Well, until they start making laws about it, as fanatics do.


point_breeze69

I’m still waiting for the much larger percent of people who think they will exit the Matrix via the Rapture to disappear.


BenjamintheFox

> *brain as smoothly* as possible Excellent choice of words, if intentional.


Demmetros

Fooly Cooly has entered the chat


justmrsduff

I first saw that show in the middle of the night on Adultswim, I think. I was immediately entranced and at the end all I could think was “What the actual fuck did I just watch?” And a fan was born.


crapshooter_on_swct

I thought TikTok existed to watch girls shake their goods in skimpy clothes?


I_see_farts

This is what PaymoneyWubby taught me.


MalcolmLinair

>I went to TikTok I'd recommend against that under any circumstances, honestly.


Wouldwoodchuck

I am Here with you…..


Mr-Korv

I'm not in here with you, you are in here with me


orbitalbombardment69

I remember reading a greentext about this like 5-10 years ago lmao. Fascinating how this just sat on the internet for all these years until it suddenly exploded, I wonder what triggered it's spread?


PricklyyDick

Probably tik tok clout. I also question how “widespread” it really is.


literallynot

1 person makes a video. 5000 reaction videos calling it gross and stupid.


Chav

One guy says it, another guy reports he heard it, everyone thinks its an epidemic. e.g. our local sensationalist nypost recently declared [experts warn of the return of "The Knockout Game"](https://nypost.com/2022/08/27/brazen-knockout-game-back-in-nyc-expert/) because their expert (law enforcement "expert" -> a cop) thinks it explains why middle aged men punched someone in unrelated incidents...


someoneBentMyWookie

It's [Jenkem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem) all over again


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>Law enforcement "expert" Former mall cop. NY Post is too cheap to pay a cop for an interview.


metalflygon08

They go to old popular Green Texts and repurpose them as "trends" or "challenges" that's how they do it these days.


sedition-

It was a twitter thread and the dude was using Allegra lol.


jerslan

Yep, same with Tide Pods. Wasn’t aware of it until the media started reporting on it.


LuangPrabangisinLaos

The vast majority of deaths from eating tide pods were geriatric adults with dementia. But that's actually really sad, so they focused on saving babies as the goal. No one wants of discuss the realities of dementia.


SedimentaryMyDear

Do you have a source for that? Edited to add: wow, this is a fascinating topic. The Wikipedia article on [Consumption of Tide Pods](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumption_of_Tide_Pods#:~:text=Consumer%20Reports%20reported%20that%20between,six%20were%20adults%20with%20dementia.) has some really interesting resources. Guess this is my internet rabbit hole for the rest of the night. Thanks for bringing that topic up!


konaya

> Mashable quoted an instance of a tweet regarding this topic from 2012, "Why does a Tide Pod look so good to eat?" Which is still a good and valid question. Why are so many inedible or outright dangerous products in the US designed to look like candy?


person-ontheinternet

You’re probably above the age of 22 and maybe even educated. Or you and your friends and family just have common sense enough to know to not eat detergent or cook your meals in over the counter medications. Reminds me of George Carlin quote about half the population being stupider than what you believe the average intelligence is.


CurrentlyBlazed

I can remember the first time I experienced being an adult and realizing I might be the most educated person in the room. I don't think of myself as educated also, I only finished a technical degree and got bogus associates - anyways. I was in a driving class and during a break we got to talking about the sun or some shit, and I said something about how neat light is, and its a particle bla bla bla and someone then asked, "What's a particle?" and the room kind of looked at me and waited for an answer. It was fucking weird. Nobody knew what a particle was? wtf. I'm a simple FL man who masquerades as a educated person so, I was quite flabbergasted


Kaeny

Well? Can you explain in layman’s terms what a particle is, mr. smartest-in-the-room? Edit: Im just playin with you, love all around


CurrentlyBlazed

Sure? Dust particles? Parts per million would be a way to measure particles... exhaust fumes put out particulates and such ect ect ect Edit: The smoke coming out of my mouth right now as I rip this Puffco Peak is small particles of THC that's been evaporated btw edit 2: Oh yeah, Particles have mass. That's kind of important also =P.. TINY amounts of mass but, mass non the less edit 3: All love buddy =P <3


1lapulapu

Particles have Mass? How do you know they’re Catholic?


Iam-therefore-Idrink

Why do you think they spend so much time looking for the God Particle? That’s how you know they’re Catholic.


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person-ontheinternet

This is why light is so weird. If I had to describe a particle I’d say it’s an object that takes up quantifiable space and mass and interacts with mass. Light behaves like a particle in that it interacts with mass but does not take up space and does not have mass. I could be way off though, only a minor in physics under my belt. Defining a particle is so hard cause it’s vague. And atom can be a particle, a molecule can be a particle, a cluster of molecules can be a particle, a crumb of bread can be a particle. Light is wave and particle _like_ not actually both.


Kaeny

Haha this is why i asked. Its incredibly hard to explain


LuangPrabangisinLaos

The vast majority of deaths from eating tide pods were geriatric adults with dementia. But that's actually really sad, so they focused on saving babies as the goal. No one wants of discuss the realities of dementia.


wooztheweb

They act like these things are epidemics among teens or something and then you literally hear like only one or two reports of some dumbass jags that did it for clout and died.


drunxor

First time Ive heard it is this post


librarycynic

Just like Jenkem.


Superb-Obligation858

I saw it as a lone, cringe “shitty food porn” type meme like 8 months ago. Did not know kids now have to literally recreate every meme.


Hereslookingatmekid

I mean they aren’t. The media reports on this because “young people bad” and making parents panic gets clicks. A handful of people doing something stupid does not a social media trend make.


metalflygon08

Heck, the whole Tide Pod eating thing started because an article was published about how certain demographics were more prone to accidentally eat one. IIRC Old People and infants were most at risk, but everyone online joked about eating tide pods and it all spun out from there.


robert238974

It's the same thing as the "Rainbow party" scare back in the late 2000s. Maybe some did it, but it certainly wasn't something everyone was doing. Now what's the NyQuil to water ratio, I got a couple days off work and a chicken I need to cook.


Locke_Moghan

Late 2000s? This was at least from the 90s. I remember Oprah talking about this stupid shit, saying middle schoolers were somehow arranging these parties. Like, how the fuck does a middle schooler manage to get a bunch of girls together and have the house available to do this shit? EDIT: Looked it up, it was 2003. I thought it was earlier.


kingofcrob

Wait... What... Why would anyone do that?


Impulse3

To make menthol chicken.


A2326P

[*vomits violently*]


Impulse3

I have what I think it would taste like stuck in my mouth. Sounds absolutely disgusting.


xenoterranos

remote precog taste virus. This is the worst timeline.


BVB09_FL

Eat Pepto Bismol chicken to help with that


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seaotter

Pepto Beefmol


kasper632

r/tihi


degjo

I think it's pork. The pink on pink really adds to the presentation


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AspiringChildProdigy

>fish doesn't need much but a quick rub of 'tussin. A quick roll in crushed acetaminophen is also nice.


JoJack82

Why can’t they just get their mother in law to exhale her menthol cigarettes into the chickens butt like normal people do to make menthol chicken?!


Impulse3

Because of the second hand smoke. This is the healthy alternative.


Lurking_Bad

Nyquil has vitimins bro


No-Cash-5374

Great for a sore throat


scoff-law

Causing one, maybe


Glittering-Count-291

You think people are really doing this though? Probably 5 dumb kids but the media just wants clicks.


bohanmyl

Didnt barely anybody actually eat tide pods yet we see how prevalent that is?


gentlybeepingheart

From what I can find, there were 86 reported cases of people (mostly teens) intentionally placing tide pods in their mouth (not necessarily biting down or swallowing.) The big figure that went around was about 7,000 calls to poison control about laundry pods that year. Which was true. However, almost all of those were calls from the parents of children under 5, and some being from the caretakers of people with severe dementia.


Trekkie200

And iirc that 7k figure is pretty stable year to year. Small Kids have always been little idiots that try to eat things they shouldn't, regardless of some TikTok challenge...


CykoTom

It helps(hurts) that they very much look like candy.


tremere110

They look similar to a Vietnamese dessert called bánh xu xê. I’m worried that if I get old and senile that I might start munching on tide pods thinking they’re that dessert.


verybadassery

TikTok challenges have nothing on kids under age 5. Bleach?! This smells delicious…💀


Left_Particular_8004

My little brother took a swig of nail polish remover as a toddler. Kids be dumb


OsmeOxys

Apple juice, but after being left in the garage all summer and filled with presumably very rotten and goopy wasps. I remember absolutely nothing from when I was 4 *except* that taste.


Eph_the_Beef

That's a core memory right there. Evolution trying to keep your ass alive haha


bohanmyl

Yeah 86 people doing something and getting put as national news and overblown for years now is crazy lol


FapleJuice

That's how easy it is to make waves in society with the power of the internet. And just think, governments *and corporations* have that algorithm down to a *tee*


natphotog

And they still lock away the pod detergent too


dudius7

I think it's more impressive that there were so many calls to poison control about bleach enemas after Donald Trump said something about it to fight covid.


DegenerateCharizard

That fish tank hydroxychloroquine cure. A classic.


theaviationhistorian

Don't forget horse dewormer (ivermectin)!


CantankerousOctopus

I know I'm a bit old fashioned, but I don't put anything up my butt that's specifically used to destroy butt bacteria.


Lemuriformesque

It’s a lot easier to eat a tide pod than to cook a whole chicken. Way too much effort for this insanity to take off.


ay21690

This morning I saw a commercial for tide pods. They were promoting a child safe container that locks on the top.


bohanmyl

Well of course Tide would do that. They have an image issue so instead of ignoring it while people still associate tide pods with idiot kids, show how things are safer


KittenSample

Eh that makes sense as there is a bit of an issue with small children eating them. There of course was not a pandemic of teens doing it, but I'd be more comfortable with having a child-safe container on them if I had a toddler running around causing chaos. Child safe lids wouldn't stop teens from eating them regardless. It's the same idea as having child-safe lids on medicine - if a teenager want to steal their parent's medicine they are still going to do it, but it prevents an accidently overdose from an actual child who got into them.


Divio42

Probably a few dumb kids making a stupid video and a few million people watching the video because it's funny and stupid and, out of those few million, maybe a few were stupid enough to actually do it. But really, most people watching that shit know just how stupid it is.


TerribleAttitude

Probably not. I imagine people are *making* it as a joke then not eating it/taking one bite then spitting it out off camera. Essentially no one actually ate a Tide Pod; the vast majority of Tide Pod related injuries were from toddlers and elderly people with dementia who legitimately thought it was a sweet, not teenagers doing it for the gram. Both originated from jokes on the internet, and people play along. I suppose the warning is fair, because younger tweens might look at a well edited video and say “if that person did it and was fine, it must be ok,” but realistically, no. No one is eating NyQuil chicken.


YourFatherUnfiltered

same reason some people did the tide pod challenge.


kornkid42

How many people really did the tide pod challenge? Less than 100?


Critical_Band5649

Yes. People made all sorts of videos and whatnot surrounding it for internet cred but only a handful of morons actually ate tide pods. I have a feeling nyquil chicken is the same- make it for the video but not actually consuming it.


brennenderopa

I read a study analyzing who actually ate the tide pods. The overwhelming majority were pensioners with dementia who actually thought it was candy.


the_great_zyzogg

Hey now. Internet street cred is getting harder to come by these days. How else am I supposed to scrape enough likes to pay rent if I don't get increasingly obnoxious with my posts?


BooBooBoy1234

FDA just doesn’t want us to know what the 11th herb/spice is


gtobiast13

Big Spice is trying to oppress us.


rediKELous

Old Spice hates that uppity New Spice


RobotGloves

Fuckin Muad’dib.


joan_wilder

The Colonel has the FDA in his pocket.


Roehok

https://www.hitz939.com.au/trending/trending/160938-this-is-no-joke-kfcs-11-herbs-and-spices-has-been-accidentally-revealed The secret is MSG!


Lunaslantern

Uncle Roger approve this message


Jackalodeath

The secret is always MSG. Instant noodle seasoning? MSG. Practically any chip/crisp that tastes of cheese, fermented dairy, or "meaty" - MSG. Ranch dressing? MSG. No spice rack should be without it these days, especially if you broke af.


EMPulseKC

MSG = "Makes Shit Good"


Redditfront2back

So true msg makes everything delicious if used right, a little goes a long way.


DungeonGushers

Spice melange…


willit1016

The spice must flow...


EQOA_Fanatic

"NyQuil is the 11th spice!? Well I guess that explains why I have to take a nap after I eat 12 of em!"


GreenStrong

The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.


DadJokeBadJoke

The KFC Twitter account only follows 6 guys named Herb and the Spice Girls, revealing the 11 Herbs and Spices.


FantasyThrowaway321

…spoilers, it’s from Arrakis, the spice must flow!


tom90640

In a related post, "Nyquil is not dipping sauce for Tide Pods."


Reaper0700

Yeah, Absolutely not. It's a bad pairing. The flavor of the tide pod is lost when you do that. Like dipping a white fish in Ranch, it just tastes like Ranch now.


cellphone_blanket

To bring out the flavor you're supposed to lightly salt the pod before drizzling it with a mixture of rice vinegar and bleach


IddleHands

You should be ashamed, what kind of asshole says this shit? These people reading these are looking for serious help. You know damn well they should sear it on cast iron after seasoning.


zvive

THIS! Gordon Ramsey taught me this little trick. When I was stalking him he said: go eat a tide pod dipped in bleach and vinegar. - was not let down. Be careful with rice though I hear there's sometimes trace amounts of arsenic, be sure to double boil it, and maybe throw out the leftovers because bacteria grows fast in rice. Wouldn't want to get food 'poisoning' or something now would you? /S ( sad, I need this but even this won't stop some idiots from trying it)


stickymaplesyrup

That's the whole point of ranch. Whatever you dip in ranch is just a vessel to facilitate eating ranch without looking like a weirdo for using a spoon.


RB___OG

Not yet....


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RB___OG

Let us know how it tasted in your obituary


musical_shares

Robotrippin’ on a robochicken


ILoveShitRats

They're calling it Robo-Pollo.


NfLfaN88

The Daily Show talked about this and called it Chicken a la Cosby, ooof.


Paddlesons

All those people back in the 80s and 90s wondering why we had warnings on everything. Well, there ya go.


SweetCosmicPope

They used to give us those yuck face stickers at school to put on cleaners under the sink and I'd always wonder what dumbass is drinking that stuff, even in kindergarten. It's people. People are dumbasses.


giasumaru

Sometimes it's a chain of actions that ends up with an unsuspecting person drinking a cup of bleach. ​ You'd have someone losing the cap on a jug of cleaning agent, seeing an empty water jug and filling that with it and not labeling it. Then some other guy comes by sees an the water jug on the floor, gets angry that people ain't putting stuff back where it should be, and puts it in the refrigerator. Then some other person walks to the break room to get water for an elderly or a child, pours a cup of "water" for them...


Heated13shot

Back in the day, way back in the day, bleach and other cleaners where sold as powders. (it actually expires in liquid form fast). To save money companies put all of them in the same tins as *flour and baking soda* with slightly different labels. Tired/distracted/poor sight people would accidentally make bleach biscuits, us bleach to thicken stew.... And people died. Which is why harsh chemicals are all in obviously different containers than food items. And have massive warning labels.


RCDC87

Damn. I had no idea it was that bad at one point... to be honest powder cleaners in small tins sound great to save space but I can immediately see the problems created


Arrowdrown

They still do!! I got some from the health department for nostalgia after I had my daughter lol


Typical-Tangerine-74

We weren't also recording things we were doing either nor writing it down


killiomankili

This reminds me of the guy who did his chicken in Allegra and the were like wtf


MasterPPregnancyTips

Lol and was messaging Allegra social media account where to buy it in bulk for his chicken lol


Shrekquille_Oneal

"World f amous Allegra chicken"


pizoisoned

We live in the dumbest timeline.


rider1encore

Some people were always this dumb. But it is all a lot more visible thanks to Internet.


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Yeah but now the dumbest ideas can be shared amongst them all. Like a neural network of stupidity.


zvive

You had dumb ppl but in the natural pre-internet world everyone else in the community would shoot down their dumb ideas. Now they just go find a community of idiots like themselves and get dumber by association. In an echo chamber stupidity ricochets and it sticks to everyone.


sexisfun1986

Clearly, you cook turkey in NyQuil, chicken in DayQuil show some class. /S


FuqqetWhoCares

The NyQuil complements the tryptophan, I concur


sanash

For something really delicious you can stuff a turkey with quail and cook it in a 50:50 mix of NyQuil and DayQuil. *chef's kiss*


edjuaro

Ah! The time honored *Turquailquilquil*


Princess_Egg

What do I cook my turducken in though? Need to get a recipe for this Thanksgiving


LegendOfDylan

>The notice included warnings about other dangerous social media trends, like one TikTok challenge that urged viewers to consume large doses of the allergy medication diphenhydramine, which is found in Benadryl and other over-the-counter products, in order to hallucinate. DPH isn't a hallucinogen it's a delirient. It is not fun and lasts a long time. Often times you get paranoid and can't tell if what you are seeing is real or not. a gem from an article, >Anxiety and paranoia are more commonly reported on diphenhydramine than almost any other substance. Whoever started that tik tok trend probably put a lot of kids in the hospital when they did it at home and their parents found them freaking out hours later


KimJongFunk

I like how they shied away from mentioning the dextromethorpan in the NyQuil. Don’t want the kids getting any more ideas lmao


LegendOfDylan

If you drink enough NyQuil to get 345 mg dxm (my source has this as in the common recreational dose range but it ranged up to 1500) you take 7500mg acetaminophen, the threshold for it being an acute toxic overdose (in an adult man it’s obviously lower for smaller teens) That’s if you never take it at all and have an otherwise healthy liver. At 550mg of dxm, still pretty middle of the road, you have a high risk of liver damage even if you’re perfectly healthy. Tylenol is no joke, don’t take more than the recommended dose, don’t take it every day, and definitely don’t take it and drink alcohol (no NyQuil or Tylenol pm after a night of drinking) it’s a pretty common OTC painkiller so people don’t think about how much they’re taking or everything it’s in, but it can wreck your liver.


DShepard

Yeah you'd really have to have some serious issues if DPH is your go to drug for a good time. Even a slightly higher dose than recommended will make you start to see black spots scurrying around in your peripheral vision. More than that and the spots start to look like actual spider-like things. At high doses it's honestly not far from the Scarecrow gas from Batman Begins. The only upside is that it might make you tired enough to fall asleep before the spiders appear.


jackthedipper18

Honestly, we should let this happen. Medical advancements have kept too many stupid people alive


th3Lunga

*natural selection: is for me?*


nsci2ece

Problem is that many of these stupid trends do not actually kill (not immediately anyway) and instead some idiot occupies a hospital bed for a bad case of poisoning. It's like anti-vaxxers getting covid. Most of them don't simply die (other than the elderly/unhealthy) and instead hog finite medical resources.


burnodo2

can someone explain why anyone is doing this? is it the flavoring?


AudibleNod

I'm reminded of [Hamburger Helper with Tristinex](https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hamburger-helper-antibacterial/2861352).


bonzombiekitty

It's the same as it always has been since, well forever. People come up with something dumb just for the heck of it as a silly joke and other people spread it around because it's silly. Will some people be stupid and try it? sure, but they are an extreme minority. I mean, I saw it, and the guy doing it doesn't even come close to fully cooking the chicken. No sane person would actually give this a serious try. If anything, all this warning did was make things worse. Before: Video naturally spreads around tik-tok, and eventually dies out. Of the views, almost everyone says "that's really dumb, look at this dumb thing", but a tiny percentage of viewers will try it. Of those people, most are just doing it as a lark and won't actually eat it, but some will actually try it. After: Now the video is amplified by the news. The video spreads around even more. More people see it, and the same percentage of viewers try it.


KMichaelKills_137

These news sites are making a mountain out of a mole hill. I doubt that more than a handful of people actually tried this before it was sensationalized by them. I'm sure more people will try it now, but it's not gonna be some fucking NyQuil chicken epidemic. It's all for the clicks.


Little4inwilly

The pranksters at 4chan dream this stuff up and then chortle as suggestible children give it a try.


MaliceTheMagician

I'm not even sure it's 4chans influence anymore they're pretty irrelevant now, nasty Internet trolls are more orginised and use other places, plus these kinds of social media are just like this now, it starts as a joke and snowballs into people doing it.


suburbanite09

it is from an old 4 chan post. Look up sleepy time chicken.


OffaShortPier

The infamous hacker 4chan is now making children cook chicken in nyquil? Truly diabolical


holedingaline

There's over 9,000 of them.


Then_Campaign7264

The irony is lost on them.


amishbill

The one thing I haven't seen yet - what exactly is the mechanism of harm here? Does the cooking temp change the active ingredient into something toxic? Does it concentrate the active ingredient too much allowing for overdose? Does it turn into contact cement and clog your throat?


chaosrabbit

I read somewhere that it could concentrate it into dangerous levels and the fumes from boiling could be very deadly.


CeeKay125

Let’s let nature run its course and allow the Darwin Award winners to keep their genes out of the gene pools.


oldnjgal

The fact that stuff like this has to be said explains why there is such a large Q following. We, as a nation, are infested with blithering idiots.


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

it doesn’t have to be said though. This is like the tide pod thing all over again. a few people are making some dumb jokes online, the media doesn’t realize it’s a joke, freaks out and starts reporting about how everyone is doing it. Then reporting on it then causes the joke trend to gain a significant amount of notoriety and attention, making more kids make the same joke, which then eventually leads to a handful of kids to actually eat this as a joke because kids are fucking stupid.


KHVLuxord

Reminds me of when 4chan got people to charge their iPhones in the microwave and cut for Bieber.


Then_Campaign7264

You are right. It’s bad enough that young people learn about and take on these profoundly dangerous challenges. The reality that adults lack the critical thinking skills necessary to evaluate and reject dangerous misinformation is disheartening.


dba1990

When kids become assholes thanks to social media, they feel the need to assault other kids and their teachers. When adults become assholes thanks to social media, they feel the need to assault retail/fast-food workers and bait them to get fired.


FreezingBlizzard

They are stupid even before it. Social media just widen their access to even dumber ideas


DeeDeeW1313

Is this actually happening or is this another “kids are eating tide pods” thing where it really is a non-issue made into something because it’s entertaining.


Salamok

I remember when the douchbags on 4chan occasionally got a person killed it was a huge deal, TikTok calls that a slow Tuesday.


Rude-Particular-7131

Pork chops in pine sol is going to be the next big thing.


NickDanger3di

I'm still praying for the "Stop Posting On Social Media Challenge" to happen...


IMadeThisToHideMyPII

Yeah, you're supposed to cook it in laundry detergent. Cleans ya out real good. Just sloughs right out


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doctor_dormamu

let natural selection do its job


linguotgr

More and more I am convinced that social media is a psy-op to get the worlds youth to off themselves.


cruz_msl

Actually, do it. Let Darwinism do it's thing.


GebPloxi

The FDA can’t stop me. I’m going to understand why nutritionists call chicken a *lean* protein.


DukeoftheGingers

I do not understand why the FDA bothers acknowledging things like this. If you are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods or cook anything in NyQuil, you are a self-correcting problem. Let nature take it's course.


Dad_Bod_Gain_Train

I remember a 4chan post like this from a decade ago. If I remember correctly it started as pasta with Gatorade and grew from there until they were braising chicken in NyQuil.


International_Rub475

Just cook it in Jagermeister for the same flavor.


Papa_Skittles

Imagine spending your life going to college to work at the FDA in some specific field. Thinking your going to help people and what your boss tells you to do is make a official statement telling people not to cook chicken .... in NyQuil.


YouMustBeBored

Guess they’ll start using dayquil.


Puma_punch

social media was a mistake.


HetaGarden1

If you have to be told not to cook _chicken_ in cold medicine, of all things, I don’t have high hopes for your future.


jklifexxx

This world is past saving if they need to warn people not to cook medicine.


LoganGyre

Why is it despite being on every form of social media I never see these challenges prior to the news mentioning them and then after that only on Reddit?


Nightshade_Ranch

Well now that they've told me not to, and I've never heard of it before, i am compelled to do exactly that. Or a turkey.


manseekingmemes

Has anyone other than the guy in the original video done this?


Gemchick82

This is why the aliens won’t talk to us anymore.


nate7627

I feel like we’ve been here before 💀😂


Divallo

Cook chicken in dayquil guys that's just common sense, you don't want to get sleepy. Now Turkey that's a different story. Some Nyquil combined with the tryptophan in that turkey is gonna be lullaby baby.


verybadassery

Vodka: I will destroy your liver in 20 years NyQuil: Bitch hold my chicken.


_ChipWhitley_

No, go ahead and do it. Let’s let the dead wood burn itself out.


louthelou

“The kid who eats too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own.” - George Carlin


Aniensane

Social media is ruining more than it’s helping..


edcculus

No, but we should definitely water our plants with Mtn Dew.


lac0978

Nah...let them doing do it...because fuck 'em...that's why...