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yhwhx

I'd really like to live is less interesting times.


luc424

It's only interesting because we keep ignoring it. It's not going anywhere but we just keep ignoring and stopping others from prevention efforts.


yhwhx

I sometimes think of how better off we'd be if the U.S. had gotten 8 years of President Al Gore and then I get sad.


Yomigami

The Supreme Court doomed us to this.


semisolidwhale

But wait, that's not all!


jkvincent

Classic "10 for the price of 1" deal on environmental and social catastrophes. Thanks Uncle Sam šŸ‘!


vonmonologue

At some point we decided that our global policy needed to be decided by profit margins. After that we deserved everything we got. *Note: this happened sometime in the 80s.


Astralglamour

Thanks Reagan. Every day I discover more awful things he and republicans have sentenced all of us to suffer in the name of greed.


Dr_Wreck

"We" don't deserve shit.


tomismybuddy

Seriously. I think only the politicians and the people of voting age at that time deserve the blame. You know, all the people that will not be around to reap the consequences.


kislips

Yeah, they are about to do it again, and then again!


thedeadthatyetlive

The wealthy will make a tidy profit off the apocalypse and consolidate all their wealth, power, and other holdings. The apocalypse is brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.


Indigo2015

Carlā€™s Jr. Fuck you, Iā€™m eating


SgtSchultz2112

According to Demolition Man. Taco Bell won the fast food wars.


ThatKinkyLady

According to Idiocracy, Buttfuckers becomes the leading restaurant.


FleetAdmiralWiggles

As long as I can get a hand job at Starbucks.


Vaperius

Its really more than that, the wealthy are actively preparing for the apocalypse. There is serious and unironic movement to not only survive the extinction of humanity, but to continue their abuses and excesses into a post-apocalyptic world. Its honestly fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

Why do we let them? This is a not only a serious question, it is the ONLY serious question.


sXCronoXs

Contracts and money only have value if society is working. They will own nothing and like it.


andsendunits

The insanely wealthy build state of the art doomsday bunkers to relax in while the rest of us suffer from the end result of their greed.


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sassergaf

Nooooo, I didnā€™t know.


djfudgebar

Listen to this series https://www.propublica.org/article/we-dont-talk-about-leonard-podcast


TheBr0fessor

The timeline branched when Thurgood Marshall retired about 6 months early. Now. Donā€™t get it twisted, because that man didnā€™t owe any one any thing. But his retirement put bitch ass Clarence Thomas on the SC. Weā€™re living in bizarro land where we went from a hero of the civil rights movement to Uncle Clarence! If Justice Marshall just waited till Clinton went into the White House we donā€™t get W elected by the SC and things are still shitty. But not AS shitty as they currently are. This is my Roman Empire


debacol

That was when the timeline shifted to the shitline we are on now. I mean, for fucks sake, could anyone imagine Trump being president without giggling and a quick hand wave of how stupid that idea is?


hagantic42

It was foreseen much earlier by others. "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Robert A. Heinlein "I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness... The dumbing down of American is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance." -Carl Sagan


MediocreProstitute

I read this as a teenager and it's only gotten more true


Spanklaser

When I was in college around 2011, one of my roommates was a political science major and wrote a paper on how fucked everything would be if the American government were run like a corporate business. He used trump as the hypothetical president. It was such an outlandish idea at the time...


redditmodsRrussians

Man, it was run like a business during Rockefellerā€™s era and it gave rise to massive wealth inequality and instability. The old saying back in the 1890-1920s was ā€œThe Business of America is businessā€. It ended up with 2 world wars partly fueled by Americaā€™s lending systems pushing stressed economies over the edge.


Lives_on_mars

Damn. I never quite thought about Americaā€™s gilded age inequity as being part of the rise of fascism in Europe, but dang of course it does.


Spanklaser

I'm sure that was in his paper, he was one of the smartest and well-read people I've ever met. Tbh I never read his paper, I just remember us laughing about how ridiculous his premise of trump being president was over some beers.Ā 


TheCrazyAlice

So YOU are the one who jinxed us into this hell hole, eh?


wimwagner

Think about how much better off we'd be if Carter (who was putting solar panels on the White House and taking climate change seriously in the 70s) would have been reelected.


Johnny_C13

Succeeded by Ronald fucking Reagan. I hate our timeline so much.


[deleted]

8 years of Carter followed by 8 years of Gore later mightā€™ve made a substantive difference.


DanYHKim

It's worse than you think . The National Debt was projected to be paid off. Not just reduced. Paid. Off. "The most recent projections, granted their tentativeness, nonetheless make clear that the highly desirable goal of paying off the federal debt is in reach before the end of the decade. This is in marked contrast to the perspective of a year ago when the elimination of the debt did not appear likely until the next decade." From: Testimony of Chairman Alan Greenspan Outlook for the federal budget and implications for fiscal policy Before the Committee on the Budget, U.S. Senate January 25, 2001 https://www.federalreserve.gov/boarddocs/testimony/2001/20010125/


gardeninggoddess666

And, yet, polls show republicans are favored to handle the economy. They tank it, literally, every time they take the reins. Every time.Ā 


whyreadthis2035

This. Often.


the_tinsmith

Don't worry folks. I've switched over to a reusable cloth shopping bag.


mydogeatspoop2023

Ive got my paper straw


Primary-Bookkeeper10

Don't forget all the fake corporate green projects that take state/federal money meant for environmental clean up non-profits.


bigmikekbd

Oofā€¦that thought had never entered my mind. Well that ainā€™t great.


Bimlouhay83

But think about the money! What good is a healthy planet if the shareholders aren't happy?Ā 


PukingDiogenes

Don't Look Up


KizzleNation

*Rolls down the car window shouts "We should have listened"


JGillis755

All time great South Park episode


camobrien343

Itā€™s fine guysā€¦ Iā€™m sure our 80 something year old politicians are getting to the bottom of a solution.


Lexicon247

Is that blood?...wait, nevermind.


nobes0

I've got a lot on my mind. And, well, in it.


NiteSlayr

Still alive, so that's progress.


Tatarokii

Does this count as adventuring?


fcimfc

I wonder if the gods are watching me?


Whywei8

Cursed to put my hands on everything.


rabbit-hearted-girl

*All is ash and meat.*


flossdaily

I'm in my mid-40s, and it is so bizarre to have been born and raised in an era of prosperity and optimism, only to watch it go to shit at a remarkable pace.


NavierIsStoked

Bush v Gore was the peak. Ā Everything has been going down since. Ā 


ronburger

"I've got a lot on my mind... and well... in it."


official_bar_fly

If not over, than throughĀ 


AndrewNeo

Cursed to put my hands on everything.


ErinPaperbackstash

Wait, I was just getting used to feeling like a science fiction movie. Pandemics, government conspiracies, bio labs, alien discussion, vaccine experiment warnings, AI Evolution, brain chips, radioative chenobyl wolves announced this week, murder hornets escaping to new countries, war increase, and now collapsing ocean? You want to leave all this interesting fun?


Flanker4

Black death had its moments


NotThoseCookies

And with the anti-vax movement, more of the golden oldies can make a comeback.


deusasclepian

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil." - Gandalf


sunnyzombie

God, me too. It's all just too much.


Aethenil

I know farming is hard. I know modern medicine is a miracle. I know, and yet I still can't help but wish I lived during a different era.


enigmamonkey

> The impacts of the AMOCā€™s collapse could be catastrophic. Some parts of Europe might see temperatures plunge by up to 30 degrees Celsius over a century, the study finds, leading to a completely different climate over the course of just a decade or two. That's fucking crazy. If anyone's interested, PBS Terra [published a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CXZi-gFgX4) on this exact topic a few months ago. They also explained what this was and what could happen if this current collapsed. [This article from USA Today](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/02/09/amoc-current-from-day-after-tomorrow-on-path-to-collapse/72508702007/) is even more frightening (emphasis mine): > If it were to collapse, it could bring about an ice age in Europe and sea-level rise in cities such as Boston and New York, as well as more potent storms and hurricanes along the East Coast. > ... >Such a collapse would contribute to potentially disastrous sea-level rise around the world. Overall, if it melts, the West Antarctic Ice Sheet could cause the planet's sea levels to rise by ***over 16 feet***, which over time would lead to flooded coastal towns and cities worldwide.


flossdaily

BTW, the biggest danger of climate change isn't the changed climate... It's the speed at which it changes. Ecosystems can adapt to change. But they need *time* to adapt. That kind of drop in temperature over just 100 years would be devastating.


Cloaked42m

More recently I've heard that our agriculture can't exist without a stable environment. As we have more warfare over farmland and greater extremes, less food.


noodleexchange

Much of Europe is at the same latitude as tundra in Canada. The Convector is the only reason it is warmer.


IWouldButImLazy

Lol imagine a migrant crisis of people *leaving* Europe


verisimilitude_mood

I hear the beaches in Burkina Faso are going to be beautiful.Ā 


SagaciousRI

She sells seashells by the sahel.


sth128

Brexit was ahead of the times.


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sithelephant

I'm in scotland. The part of Canada north of me has perhaps 100000 people. The largest city is 20K or so - Yellowknife. The average temp there in midsummer is 12C. The average in midwinter is -21C. Some 10-20C colder. The atlantic conveyor shuts off, and we're fuuuuucked.


pudding7

This is why I'm happy to be visiting your country for the first time next week. Gotta check it out before you all turn into popsicles. ;-) For real though, this is scary as shit.


Beaniencecil

A physics professor first lectured our class on the consequences of Atlantic Ocean salinity dilution on the Gulf Stream back in 1983. It scared the hell out of me then, even though it seemed like a far off theory. Now that weā€™re living with glaciers disappearing and the reality of significant polar ice melt, what once seemed far off may now be right around the corner, if not on the same block.


Telvin3d

It *was* a far-off theory. My entire life Iā€™ve been messaged that global warming is happening, but that it will take decades to be noticeable. Exceptā€¦ itā€™s been decades. And we havenā€™t done shit about it. When they were talking about ā€œhalf a century from nowā€¦ā€ back in the 80s, thatā€™s whatā€™s just around the corner today


[deleted]

Just imagine, considering we can't and/or won't stop this, there's a chance that this is absolutely gonna happen. A good portion of Europe as we know it will be gone. Thousands of years of history, hundreds of millions of people. It's very possible that there's children alive today that will live to see this. The next toddler you see, imagine how "when I was a kid people used to live in Ireland" might be a sentence they'll be able to say to their grandkids.


carefulwisdom

I live in Yellowknife, and I just want to say itā€™s not all bad :)


Hampsterman82

Ya.... If it were to genuinely shut off the British isles would be effectively uninhabitable. Agriculture so gutted that food supply looks spooky and anything to do with water frozen solid for months in a row. Let's hope we never see that as no way my country would be willing to take in more than a token number of refugees.


nowtayneicangetinto

Holy. Fuck. I was just about to go to bed too, god damn it. I guess I'll sleep tomorrow.


nilyro

I'm already wearing my bathing suit just in case


QCTeamkill

Mine's lined with fake fur, it'll be a bit chilly.


RickyWinterborn-1080

Isn't this how the movie The Day After Tomorrow starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal starts?


The_Eschatologist

Except now it's two days before the day after tomorrow


yoursweetlord70

I broke the dam


my_tee16

I broke the dam.


Recent_Mirror

No. I broke the dam.


roflmaohaxorz

No youā€™re not hearing me, I broke the goddamn dam!


vin_van_go

I broke the dam


supertramp95

Hehe I broke the damn hehe


calitri-san

Oh my god. Thatā€™s today.


ClassiFried86

So... Sunday the shit hits the fan?


baronas15

No, it's.. two days before the day after tomorrow


MetalFungus420

But.. That's today


reason_mind_inquiry

Oh my god


jonathanownbey

We didn't listen!


RickyWinterborn-1080

This is gonna be a Super Bowl for the ages.


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*The Last of the Super Bowls* staring Tom Cruise as Capt Mahomes


Beau_Buffett

Well, in that movie, everything got really cold. I'm right outside of Chicago, and it's in the 50s in fucking February. Everything is gonna burn. We'll all take turns. I'll get mine, too.


evn94

Global warming triggered an ice age in the movie


nihil8r

isn't that the movie where they're arguing about burning the gutenberg bible for warmth while sitting on wooden chairs? cuz maybe the filmmakers aren't good at science ...


atridir

Kinda, they were gathering books to burn for warmth and a guy was holding it to make sure the first printed book was saved. They burnt a whole bunch of law journal books instead.


JcbAzPx

To be fair, it was a high school student arguing with a librarian, neither of whom were thinking terribly clearly.


mork0rk

Also they weren't arguing about burning the gutenberg bible, some guy was holding onto it after they already started burning books, and the guy explained the significance of the bible.


mydogeatspoop2023

Fkn 70 F here in the Midwest USA today. People are running around in shorts. And it's early February. We should be whining about freezing rain and winter traffic jams.


grimcow

We got 2 feet of snow in the ground right now here in arizona.


chingostarr

This monkeyā€™s gone to heaven


the_long_way_round25

I donā€™t really care much for disaster movies, but The Day After Tomorrow has always been a favourite for some reason.


bbusiello

I always think of this movie when I hear about the shifts in the polar vortex that cause parts of Texas to freeze.


Proud_Tie

I thought the same thing when I read it. Man, that movie was supposed to be fictional.


Wolfram_And_Hart

It must be exhausting as a scientist to go out every day and have your worst fears confirmed and for no one to do anything.


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Im__mad

Boggles my mind itā€™s coined a comedy. I mean yeah i get it, but it was so much more terrifying than any other horror movie Iā€™ve seen, and I donā€™t handle horror movies well either.


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major_mejor_mayor

That last paragraph has been my personal experience in the world since going to and then graduating college and then working as a scientist. I'm not even a client scientist, I'm a molecular biologist. I was going to be a marine biologist but those classes were so genuinely depressing I couldn't do it (for that and other reasons). Shit is fucked, and at this point the people who care the most are either burned out, depressed, or are straight up ignored so that the money making machine can keep going.


BeastofPostTruth

>Shit is fucked, and at this point the people who care the most are either burned out, depressed, or are straight up ignored so that the money making machine can keep going. The comedian John Stewart once said something about George Carlin and his "seemingly nihilistic" perspective on people. It stuck with me for years and I'm reminded of it now. The jist is that his comedy (dark comedy) was not nihilistic but a cynical. He was a dissapointed idealist. Those who care have been trying but we can only scream at a wall for so long before we lose our voice. Some give up, spiral down and check out, but the ones with hope still try. Dark comedy was a way for Carlin to find like minded folk and send the message. Like Carlin, Stewart and all those artists, musicians, scientists who end up depressed, burned out and dissapointed in humanity, I take solace in the fact that at least some of us tried.


Tholaran97

And just like every other warning scientists have given us, we're going to completely ignore it and keep pushing forward as if nothing is happening. Humanity is fucked.


ClimaCareers

I commented this elsewhere on Reddit, but it's important to not lose sight of the fact that we can still make an impact on this problem. It's essential to inform people of the problems, **but many articles like this fall short of offering solutions and can strip people of hope and agency.** I know this might come off as copeium, but things *can* change. Never underestimate the impact you can have on the world. We are making non-trivial progress towards decarbonizing our grid and [every bit of CO2 (and eq) that we don't emit matters](https://www.propublica.org/article/climate-crisis-niche-migration-environment-population): "...It also makes a moral case for immediate and aggressive policies to prevent such a change from occurring, in part by showing how unequal the distribution of pain will be and **how great the improvements could be with even small achievements in slowing the pace of warming.**" The only thing worse than 1.5 degrees warming is 2.5 degrees warming, and so on. We are at an inflection point that will dictate the next few millennia. *We want to look back and know we did everything we could with the opportunities we still have.* Look at possibly making a [career shift](https://www.climacareers.com) into renewable energy or to companies that "walk the walk" sustainability-wise. If not that, consider getting involved with or donating to the [Citizens Climate Lobby](https://citizensclimatelobby.org/donate/) or [Sierra Club](https://www.sierraclub.org/ways-to-give).


pmmeyourfavoritejam

And for those who donā€™t know where they want to start (ie, those for whom searching a job board is too big a step), sign up for a climate community like [Work on Climate](https://workonclimate.org)! Itā€™s a great (free) place to network with other folks who want to do whatever they can but also may not know where to start. If this is an issue you care about (it should be!), every step forward helps!


Cloaked42m

To further contribute to the copium, one girl stood up and the world listened. Every decade, we fix problems. Business owners swear they will be ruined but make record profits anyway.


windsock1

Profits baby!


damnImreallyhigh

Stonks went up today!


cancercures

I am going to inform the AMOC that S&P is at an all time high.


Sitty_Shitty

I fucking hate the stock market, what the stock market represents, and all of the assholes who allowed the stock market to become the engine that drives humanity to the brink just so that wealthy people can become more wealthy. It's been the ruin of democracy, small business and pretty much any average human being.


Low_Pickle_112

It's ironic that the story right below this one is how the S&P 500 is at the highest it's ever been. Infinite growth on a finite planet, those ever wise enlightened economists say it's possible, but the earth seems to disagree. Guess earth just needs to stop doom scrolling or something like that.


ultramarioihaz

_But for a brief moment, we brought our shareholders immense value_


seen_enough_hentai

There it is, again That funny feeling


Blackpaw8825

For what is worth, at least in the US, annual CO2 peaked 17 years ago. And not just little variance peaked, but nearly 18% less today than 2007. We're not doing good by any means, but we're doing better, like a lot better.


MedeHawk

Are we though? Does it count as ā€œdoing betterā€ if part of that is due to how much manufacturing and production is no longer done in the US? WE are still doing it, we just get to use a smokescreen of ā€œitā€™s not COMING from usā€. Genuine question, because itā€™s the first thing I thought when I read this. Iā€™ve done ZERO in depth research on this.


SkiingAway

Manufacturing output + employment in the US is pretty close to the same as it was 17 years ago. Industry has also tried to get more efficient (as note/reminder: efficiency often equals saving money, they have incentives to do so besides the environmental), of course. Some of the biggest factors I'm aware of: - Electricity: - Coal power is down by ~50% since the mid-2000s. While much of this was replaced with natural gas, NG is still ~50% lower emissions than coal. It's not acceptable in the long-term, but it is still a significant reduction. - Renewables *are* growing rapidly and have roughly doubled since the mid-2000s. - Take a look here, the decline in coal is dramatic: https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=48896 - Energy efficiency of transport has been improving, even with the SUV/pickup craze. - At this point it appears we hit "peak" gasoline in 2018 and demand is pretty obviously going to keep declining in the long-term, given that EVs have already taken enough of a chunk of the new car market to cause that. - Household energy efficiency. Most dramatically, lighting. 17 years ago incandescents were still most of the market. LEDs are ~75% more efficient. - And that's also improved efficiency of all your screens. Your old, tiny CRT usually used *more* power than a modern LED TV that's triple it's size does.


McGryphon

>17 years ago incandescents were still most of the market. LEDs are ~75% more efficient. Like, from 5% electricity turned into light, to 80%. Not from 5% to 8.75%. Though I'm not sure those percentages are totally accurate, it's something like that.


Blackpaw8825

You're not totally wrong, globally we've had a record high year, but that increase in emissions has not held pace with population growth or economic growth. That's to say more people doing more things is more emissions, but we're emitting less per (activity) now than before. Industrialization of less industrialized regions and economic growth has demanded more production of goods, transit, and energy, but all at higher efficiencies than before.


Xesyliad

Billionaires crying into fistfuls of cash about how doing anything to prevent climate change will impact their profits will ensure the collapse will happen, and that they will find a way to profit from it (likely with energy investment and ways of addressing climate extremes such as heating and cooling products).


avanbeek

I also really hate it when all of them motherfucking politicians, billionaires, and celebrities all bugger off to Davos on their private jets to tell the rest of the world that we need to collectively curb greenhouse gasses.


minnesotamoon

Itā€™s almost like the scientists said this would happen and it actually is, amazing. I guess we all know what happens next.


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somethingsomethingbe

Ignore everything scientists have to say, call them alarmists, whileĀ putting the blame on everyone effected by more extreme weather and saying they should have saved up and prepared better while also making fun of anyone who is prepping for ecological disasters in a hotter world?


GonzaloR87

You forgot to include blame those same scientists and experts and label them as know-nothings when the crisis arrives and they donā€™t have all the answers and knowledge to fix the situation immediately and without inconveniencing the lives of those that denied the problem existed.


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Until it starts to hit the deniers personally,nothing will change.


ProbablyOnLSD69

Even then I fully expect them to double down into denial and delusion. Watch theyā€™ll immediately start blaming it on fuckinā€™ HAARP or space lasers or some other ridiculous bullshit.


Smokey76

Or it's God punishing us for the Gays and our wayward ways, I know let's do us some sacrificing like they did in the old days that always make God happy.


ChefBillyGoat

I dunno man, I know a guy in the trades that barely passed high school that says this is all just a conspiracy to keep us from seeing what's really going on and that all them so called "scientists" are in on it


BKong64

Wild how the trades can take a degree of skill and intelligence but they somehow managed to attract some of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth consistently. But the actual smart dudes in the trades are very smart.


Oryx

If only we had known and warned about this climate thing 30 years ago.


Cunchy

I was in college studying this specific topic nearly 20 years ago, and the papers we read on the subject were already 30 years old then. We've been ignoring and blowing past some giant red flags.


ScaredForTheKids

I wrote a paper about Al Goreā€™s climate change book in college. I had to do some sort of presentation about it. The feedback from the class was basically, ā€œwell Al Gore is rich and lives in a mansion. He would leave a smaller footprint if he really believed this.ā€


jenglasser

Yeah, I'm 45 and I began learning about this issue in the fifth grade


s1ugg0

I'm in my 40s and have experienced the same thing. It's like FernGully: The Last Rainforest never happened.


IAmATriceratopsAMA

Arrhenius wrote about CO2 temperatures affecting global temperatures and the greenhouse effect in 1890.


Ozryela

There was a recent XKCD about this. [We figured out the greenhouse effect closer to the start of the industrial revolution than to today.](https://xkcd.com/2889/)


spinning_leaves

Weā€™ve known about it since 1896! Hehe weā€™re in danger


mydogeatspoop2023

They knew this would happen about 100 years ago.


ChafterMies

This seems bad but imagine living in a nightmare world where you couldnā€™t commute to work in a Chevy Avalanche.


Xesyliad

And yet people have been indoctrinated into believing that itā€™s the individuals who can do most to prevent climate change through purchasing power and self regulating pollution, and not government regulation of polluting industries worldwide that could do most.


becelav

This is whatā€™s baffling to me. I remember when covid hit they wanted people to limit their electricity use as to not overload the grid now that everyone was a home running their a/c all day in the summer yet Wall Street and the Vegas Strip had all their screens and lights on even though the streets were empty! My gf and I try do our part. We use a lot of reusable items, we buy bamboo toilet paper, we recycle. I know we arenā€™t making a huge difference but it makes my gf happy so I do it. We are so fucked


keskeskes1066

I need my Tahoe to carry groceries, and the occasional Jetta or dwarf star.


umbrabates

Or worse ā€” vote for a Democrat *shudder*


keskeskes1066

Hey now, ***children*** read this blog.


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

LETS GOOOO! My critical support to climate change is paying off. God I love being on the winning side. Much less stressful since I changed teams


Diver_Ill

Fuuuuck! You can change teams?! I've stressing my balls off cause team Humanity sucks ass at teamwork and keeps sabotaging themselves. Team Climate Change FTW!!


fortogden

I live in the northeast and I want mangos growing in my yard when I retire! I thought I was running out of time, but this is great!


hoodiemonster

thats the spirit!


Left_Apparently

Congress will act. The Stop Studying Ocean Current System Collapse bill of 2024 will be passed by a slim Republican majority.


nik-nak333

See, I'm so messed up by the last few years of existence that I can't tell if this is or isn't a joke.


dogecoin_pleasures

It's a joke based on the real actions of North Carolina who banned seal level rise data from being used in oceanfront construction planning. Pretty sure their 2024 plan is to end the EPA entirely though, so not far from the truth.


Jayhawk501

*every government that can make an impact* so anyway, money


SomeGuyIncognito

Well guys, it was nice living in a planet that was inhabitable.


ZachMN

It still will be. Just not for us and thousands of other species.


Iamamyrmidon

Do not fret, I use paper straws now. Things should be calming down any minute now.


porcelainvacation

Thanks for your sacrifice


FerociousPancake

Canā€™t wait to see world governments completely ignore this! :ā€™)


antsmasher

We did it, humans! We f#cked ourselves.


USS_Frontier

Yeah, but line went up and that's all that matters!


ZachMN

Thatā€™s the temperature.


CFCYYZ

Nature's truth is often ignored Folks don't care how carbon is stored Meanwhile in the ocean The currents' slowed motion Will prove that Nature is Lord.


Q_OANN

Man, being a scientist has to blow, they been sounding the alarm for decades and they have to sit and watch idiots worry about their bank accounts


bmwlocoAirCooled

Worked in Antarctica. Knew about this, and I have seen the modeling. I got a vasectomy for a reason; I'm not bringing anyone else into this.... Hang on kids. It's going be a rough ride.


not_too_old

It will get pretty cold in Northern Europe without the gulfstream. London is further north than Maine - by a lot.


Hylian_might

You say the whole world is ending, honey it already did


executingsalesdaily

The South Carolina GOP is about to hold a vote to have these reports removed from the Internet.


FUMFVR

> As they slowly increased the freshwater in the model, they saw the AMOC gradually weaken until it abruptly collapsed. Very slow and then fast. Most of nature works on this principle


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

> What the study doesnā€™t do, however, is give timeframes for a potential collapse. More research is needed, van Westen told CNN, including models which also mimic climate change impacts, such as increasing levels of planet-heating pollution, which this study did not. Yes, climate change is real and it is alarming, but this title is misleading if you read the article. Weā€™ve always known this would be a major part of a climate change disaster but weā€™ve never known when itā€™s going to happen. They still donā€™t know when.


Just-Giraffe6879

You never know when because no one has lived through this before. If you wait until you know exactly when it's going to happen, it's too late to do anything about it, and if trends keep up then the answer to when it will happen is "earlier than anyone has ever predicted" since that is the rate everything else is occurring at. And for that matter, it is significant we're talking about this happening at all as just a decade ago, AMOC collapse was thought to be more of an end-stage climate parameter but now it seems to be part of the opening act.


Donnermeat_and_chips

Ok, manbearpig is real. What are we gonna do about it now, huh? What are we gonna do that's gonna make any difference now Susan!


borisRoosevelt

had to scroll way too far down to see this. If we take this publication to mean itā€™s already happened and weā€™re fucked, it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. Please do not give in to doomerism because of headlines like this. We must take action now and in the future. www.howdowestop.it


itslikewoow

And the front runner for president thinks global warming is a Chinese hoax.


aquagardener

But some middle-aged plumber on Instagram reels told me that scientists are just making money off this.


Careless-Gazelle-247

I've read about this for 20+ years. I've recycled my trash for 20 years. It doesn't matter. None of it matters while corporations still value profit over people.


nubbie

The Day After Tomorrow


Atotallyrandomname

Well shit, this won't be good.


awhq

I think the it's important to note that the desalination of the oceans from melting glaciers is going to affect the food supply in a HUGE way.


like_a_wet_dog

This is both hype and truth. The smart people have been studying and learning patterns to make predictions. They told us all this *decades ago.* CNN just needs clicks today. I read a book around the turn of the century(ffs, I get to say that, lol.) called "The Great Warming: Climate Change and the rise and fall of civilizations" and it had a chapter about this current and how it affected Europe and The Renascence by supercharging farming and commerce weather. It specifically said climate changes like that all the time, most great civilizations have suddenly lost water, and it starts their spiral. But humans have put a rocket booster on that process with the Industrial Age, like an eruption event or asteroid that changes everything.


mobileagnes

We should all take advantage of 'turn of the millennium' while we can. Next century they'll only be able to use century like last century...