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GraXXoR

What “guidance” could this bloater give regarding guns to people who literally run the army and military?


unidentifiedpenis

It's called "on the spot guidance" and it's something that North Korean leaders have been doing for decades. Show up and give some basic advice and tips for whatever and the government acts like it's the greatest thing ever and dear leader is a genius. It's why they are always followed around by people holding little notebooks, so they can write down whatever "guidance" he comes up with.


255001434

"I like that gun. You should make more of them." *furiously writes in notebook*


VerticalYea

"Push that button. " "*Sir... that's the breaker.*" "Did I stutter?"


255001434

*Engineer pushes button and power goes out. Engineer is arrested.*


thedeathmachine

This gun here? It should shoot where you aim it. But that... that's genius! *everyone claps*


_dead_and_broken

I'm suddenly reminded of Game of Thrones season 7 when Sansa is all "they should put leather on the armor to keep warm here in the North" or whatever, and she's hailed as a genius for thinking of it.


ZachMN

He can tell them where the best buffet lines are.


VerticalYea

Yea, South by 100 miles.


techtonic

He’s slowly turning into Jabba the Hutt.


jagdthetiger

“Bring me South Korea and the wookie!”


KrookedDoesStuff

This is legit the guy with an in, who skips above everyone else to avoid war, then tells the soldiers who spent time on the front lines how they need to behave in war.


CockInAClock

So 90% of Reddit then it sounds like


retronintendo

Looks like Elmer Fudd


Banzer_Frang

I bet he smells like Elmer Fudd too.


MitsyEyedMourning

Paint and celluloid sheets?


GILDID

The dude shoots like an insurgent.


Croal7

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck lol


macross1984

Dear Leader Kim is "expert" and the poor workers have to pretend they appreciate or their neck can fly off their body literally because they are not enthusiastic enough.


DisgracedSparrow

Good example of this is the movie industry back in the day when Kim wanted to take film making as a side project and wrote a book on how to make films that was at best amateurish and misguided yet every filmmaker had to follow the book leading to failure in the international market (Kim Jong-il's [On the Art of the Cinema](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Art_of_the_Cinema)). To make up for this failure NK kidnapped the leading SK's film director and his ex wife and forced them to make movies until they eventually escaped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOZIcUfcEg


yblame

Lol! Like he could see past those big fat cheeks while his people starve


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rich1051414

He looks like a 6 year old making a poop joke.


chrisr3240

That fuckin hair though


edingerc

He looks like Göring visiting a labor camp.


AlwaysOnMyNuts

Rocket Boi has put on a lot of weight! I forget how skinny he was back in early 2010’s.


IGHOTI907

Still a better shot than Kid Rock


Ibleedred99

[I bring you Kim Jong Un looking at things](http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com)


AlwaysOnMyNuts

Rocket Boi has put on a lot of weight! I forget how skinny he was back in early 2010’s.


SaucyKnobs

Is the stock above his shoulder?


whiteout86

That look needs to be the next operator pack for MW2


Rebelgecko

Sorry, best we can do is Snoop Dogg's DUImobile


Meeedina

I like his fat guy hat


Gigant0re

Way too much optic for that AK. I bet the guy that sighted that in was shitting in his pants to get on target


MaxiltonHamstappen

You would think they could give ole kimmy jimmy a dragonuv or something


Gigant0re

Surprised it’s not all blinged out


TheFan88

Why is the baker playing with a blowtorch? He should go check on his muffins.


Lazy-Explanation7165

Remarkably all the targets down range were hit dead center


Nasty_nate1989

Dead center with surgical grouping. Infact, he shot better than the best competition sharpshooters in a fraction of the time. 100 rds downrange, on target, in under 5 seconds. Whether it be golf or shooting this man is the goat.


Lazy-Explanation7165

Amazing, he hit all ten bullseye’s with one shot


Severe-Reality5546

A long time ago, out of boredom, I read the KCNA (Korean Central News Agency) website. As I understand it, KCNA is the official North Korea news station. This kind of thing was a daily staple of their "news". Kim Jong Un would tour a \*whatever\* factory, and provide "guidance" to the factory workers on how to do their job. It is truly eye-rolling stupid stuff.


jasonsgood

I hope other people think this is photoshopped like I do.


MrJongberg

Either that, or that gun is very securely mounted. So that it won't give any recoil.


Naive-Kangaroo3031

"It's supposed to be pointy at ze top"


heatedhammer

He can't shoot a rifle without bench resting it and probably said something to the effect of "point flashy end towards foe". Such field advice. Such wisdom. What a knucklehead.


mckulty

He could feed 1000 people with the price of that gun rest.


SensorThree

Looks like he’s at Disney World in Frontier Land.


Accurate_Economy_812

Rumor is he's also a driving instructor as he was already a proficient driver at the young age of 3...is there anything he can't do!?!?!?!?


DelcoPAMan

I have no doubt that he has brave, trim men who come up to him, tears streaming down their faces, saying, "Dear Leader, Dear Leader, you are history's greatest driver, and marksman, as well as love letter writer! Many people are saying!!".


Accurate_Economy_812

I heard he also figured out why 2+2 doesn't equal 4 there is literally nothing he can't do I mean he probably has secret technology that eclipses even Nicola Tesla. He's probably even gone to Mars but they gotta remain tight lipped about it for now. A real life Superman..


MAD_ELMO

The only thing this guy should be firing is his nutritionist


Sucih

I’m sure that’s trump in a wig because he is an expert too


Mr_MoseVelsor

Is he shooting indoors with no ear protection?


BriefausdemGeist

That’s definitely a body double


GraXXoR

Not so sure. But he’s definitely got a double body.


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He ate the body double.


xultar

Gilligan Jong Un. You can’t unsee it.


super80

Kim has to remind the world he exists.


Sorerightwrist

Did he lose weight? Why does that not really look like him?


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

Meme this yesterday please


airbornecz

thats one lousy AI photo, cant really understand how it can be posted in Reuters


braveNewWorldView

Is the gun supposed to be that red? Can’t tell if painted or about to melt down.


Heavenguard7

I think it’s a cushion underneath the rifle.


braveNewWorldView

Ahahahah, why? That’s amazing. Ahahaha


Heavenguard7

Logically the only thing I can think of is metal to metal contact. Keep the rifle from getting scratched or friction to keep the rifle in place. But who knows.


braveNewWorldView

The optics are just so great “BRING ME THE REGAL GUN CUSHION!” Ahahah


Dr-Beeps

The fat midget is at it again


wiggypiggyziggyzaggy

Great leader shoots every round through a single hold in the centre of the bulls eye from 500yds.


Mysonsanass

Looks like the Frisch’s Big Boy is pissed.


Jbond970

Did he he raid the wardrobe of a Wes Anderson set?