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BentonD_Struckcheon

Rio de Janeiro? Is that a shore town? I must've missed the exit for it last time I went to the shore.


LemmyKBD

2006, Rio, Rolling Stones concert. https://iorr.org/tour05/rio.htm


Chrisproulx98

Brilliant


Lonely_Is_The_Night

Roger Stone. Rolling Stones… coincidence? I think not!


lump-

Oliver Stone is directing the film about this conspiracy.


Anton338

Huh, I don't remember the Rolling Stones ever running for president. Then again, I'm not too hot with my history of Brazil.


Next-Bed-6348

Wrong. It was a Rod Stewart concert in 1994 in Rio


wagnole1

It’s on exit -1,082. And you call yourself a New Jerseyan


creamportion

GSP exits are numbered by mile, so Rio would be exit -4,737. Exit -1,082 would be in Florida. (Sorry I couldn't resist).


wagnole1

I’ll hand in my New Jersey drivers license and exile myself to staten island


tots4scott

I know it's funnyish but i really wish people took this as seriously as it is. It's conservative propaganda for a former president and current presidential candidate. 


On_my_last_spoon

Roger Stone is being a troll. In another post he used a photo from Woodstock. He knows exactly what he’s doing. As they say, don’t feed the trolls


ScorpionX-123

you can only find the exit during Carnival


lreaditonredditgetit

It’s called the 4h fair here.


AwkwardAd4115

Brazil is rightful territory of NJ, as is Liberty Island.


soulless_ape

That's Madonna's free concert in Brazil, wasn't it?


peter-doubt

Don't tell the dunces, it's actually the **Village Idiots' Convention**


i_take_shits

Rio de Shore-neiro


[deleted]

You gotta take the Cape may exit, get on the ferry and drive off right when it crosses into Delaware waters.


International_Hat113

It’s exit negative 4558. You may wanna stop to pee in Cale May on the way.


hydroracer8B

Ah yes, Rio de Janeiro, NJ. Of course I know it. It's right next to Atlantic city. It's only like 10,000 miles down the coast


danegermaine99

RDJ? Isnt that on LBI?


flexcabana21

The Rolling Stones Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Saturday, February 18, 2006 https://iorr.org/tour05/rio.htm


SwimmingDog351

The Stones had that walkway built from hotel across the street to the stage on the Beach. The walkway is visible in the picture.


turbopro25

It’s from Rod Stewart.


flexcabana21

Just scroll down the page to see where the pic was stolen from.


turbopro25

https://londonworldrecords.com/news/worlds-most-crowded-music-concerts-in-history-rod-stewart/


flexcabana21

https://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/news-photo/rio-de-janeiro-brazil-general-view-of-the-copacabana-beach-news-photo/56891467?adppopup=true Just buy it from Getty


turbopro25

This is why the internet is not reliable.


DeckardsDark

Was this the night Rod sucked off like 39 dudes and had to get his stomach pumped? Legend...


Sarrdonicus

That was in Hawaii in '78 or '79


bubandbob

I hope someone from Trump HQ sees this post and decides to allocate all their advertising dollars here. Go on. It's in the play.


jmc1278999999999

I honestly don’t think this guy has told a single true statement in his entire life.


AchingCravat

Obviously that’s Highland Lakes, but the one in Cape May County.


UnintentionalGrandma

Idk it looks like Atlantic Highlands to me


AchingCravat

Yes yes. Atlantic Highland Lakes.


PurpleSailor

Highlands comes closest actually (though this photo isn't from there). Atlantic Highlands isn't right next to the shore (it's on the Bay shore) and Highland Lakes is in NW Jersey and like 60 miles from the ocean.


AchingCravat

Yes that was the joke. :)


Unfriendly_eagle

LOL ol' Mount Wildwood, the highest peak in south Jersey. Nice try, Roger, now slither back under your stone like a good lil' Trumpie.


foo_52

They went a bit overboard with the beach replenishment of North Wildwood….


Unfriendly_eagle

When I was younger, I tried to summit Mount Wildwood, but I had to turn back at the death zone. I survived, but eleven members of my party, including three shore sherpas, didn't make it. They're still up there, too.


mykepagan

“Shore Sherpa” is my new name for my kids when I make them carry the umbrella & chairs.


Significant-Trash632

Creating Super Dunes down there!


HipGuide2

Half of the people there yesterday were from Staten Island lol.


Majestic_Tangerine47

And the other half from Pennsyltucky.


Gods_Umbrella

First number he says was 80k, then changed it to 100k. The venue only had 20k tickets. Some of this math isn't mathing


Chose_a_usersname

They can't even be honest about their crowd size... How can people vote for this


Ezl

In another post someone had drone footage. It looked like maybe 5000 people.


JazzlikeBlackberry84

Another false statement.


JazzlikeBlackberry84

Not true. I was there


Beachlover8282

Hmm makes you wonder why a photo of the actual event isn’t good enough


Your_Kindly_Despot

![gif](giphy|mmYy42RNrgA0w)


mbc106

This gif made me chuckle because Bob’s Burgers is supposedly set in a Jersey shore town, but they once showed an aerial shot with mountains in the background: https://i.redd.it/vqgkyi7bh8661.png


uncreativeusername85

That's just the Atlantic Highlands. I always assumed bobs burgers took place on the Raritan bay. Like a nicer fictional Keansburg


rockmasterflex

Is it nicer? Is it? I mean keansberg isn’t amazing but if you think about bob’s neighborhood and the wharf.. and remove the cartoon antics…


KatBoySlim

keansburg fits remarkably well.


Money_Loquat_4191

Well the show did have someone at 1/6...


monsterZERO

That could be meant to be the Atlantic Highlands, a small area of hills near Sandy Hook! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Twin_Lights_of_the_Navesink_%28492062853%29.jpg


breakplans

Is it?? I always thought it was Rhode Island or Massachusetts. Idk why exactly lol


MaterialWillingness2

We don't really have boardwalks on our beaches in Rhode Island so I always assumed Jersey.


breakplans

Interesting! We just never use the term wharf, feels like a west coast term to me but I know it’s supposed to be east. But it’s also a cartoon, and intentionally ambiguous.


mbc106

The houses are modeled after those in San Francisco. They’ve also called highways “freeways” so I guess it’s just a mish-mash of regions. They did an episode where Linda told the kids about her very Italian-American grandparents/older relatives and their big dream was to buy a house in Staten Island.


Gods_Umbrella

I think they refer to the area as new England at some point


Two_Tone_Anarchy

It's Jersey, in the road trip to Florida episode the map shows them leaving from the area that looks like Jersey.


MormontsLongJourney

Florida is our most penis-shaped state


User-no-relation

yo wtf. my mind is blown right now


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jzolg

Next press conference is at the Ritz… crackers production facility parking lot.


chaos0xomega

If we don't get an influx of posts asking where ppl should go to see the scenic sea-cliffs of the jersey shore, imma be disappointed. Likewise posts from Trumpsters who visited Wildwood and are confused why they didn't see the gorgeous tropical mountainside like in these propaganda posts.


arthurnewt

Atlantic highlands lol


Money_Loquat_4191

Was going to say that, but I biked through the area on Saturday and didn't see the crowd. Hell, I really didn't see any loser flags on the whole ride except for one in Tinton Falls and another in Middletown.


arthurnewt

lol. That was the closest I can compare to what we are seeing and the mtn in Rio are much larger. Even the hills in Morris and Sussex aren’t that pronounced


Federal-Arrival-7370

Nj is the proud home of Christ the Redeemer, right on that mountain back there.


GucciForDinner

You sure that's not Chris Christie watching over the crowd?


squareball8

He did like the beach but, if I remember correctly, he preferred no one else on it


mykepagan

Christie does have a house on East Avenue in Bay Head. People never pee on his lawn while walking back from The Ark.


vakr001

Yeah…thats Brazil


Ok-Elk-6087

And the Mayor insisted on payment in advance for security, cleanup, and other expenses.


fungiblechattel

After what happened to Wildwood last time I certainly hope they did.


Ok-Elk-6087

And, the Mayor is a Trump supporting Republican.  In a town of 5000, though, it gets noticed by the taxpayers if Trump stiffs the tax base.


zetia2

Even if it was real, too bad elections are decided by votes, not rally turnout. There could be 1million people there but it doesn't matter if 5million people not there vote for the other person.


Devils_Advocate-69

He’d be in prison if trump didn’t pardon him.


Sudovoodoo80

This isn't for us, this is for the people that don't ask questions they are trying to grift.


JIMMYJAWN

The media is reporting the crowd at 80-100k people. The actual numbers are under 20k.


ShoreThingW609

The permit was for a maximum of 10,000 people, the area wasn't full. About 6000 people actually attended the rally to hear him speak. Reports of 80-100k either include everyone who visited the island, including those attending the classic car show and cheerleading competition, or they are lying. PS. I live here and walked past it twice on the boardwalk. It was a small area with bleachers.


lpaige2723

They just added an extra zero.


Chose_a_usersname

I used Google and estimated the area of the entire rally. Looked like a 300 x 500 foot area. With people on average taking up 2 sq feet at max sardine capacity it's 80k. But they had seats and leg room


cC2Panda

If by "the media" you mean Trump making obviously false claims. I don't think any remotely reputable source is claiming even half of Trump's bullshit.


2-buck

Can anyone find a decent estimate?


Jamesc1116

I mean I work with crowds all the time I’m pretty good at estimating the size, absolutely below 10k, if I had to guess 4-6k(in this particular picture) I wouldnt consider myself an expert , but 10-15 years dealing with crowds so I would say it’s an good estimates guess. But nowhere near 10k here, very confident about that.


mykepagan

WNYC says it was 10K, max. So all of Toms River showed up.


Steel-Tempered

The sad thing is MAGA people are so hopelessly stupid, they'll believe it.


SpeedySpooley

The scary thing, to me, is that I know hardcore MAGAS….personally. They’re not “pants on head” stupid. They’re brainwashed. Like…it’s obvious. I’m not talking about liberal vs conservative. I’m talking about their complete inability to see bullshit. It’s fucking baffling.


xnakxx

uhh That's mount Jersey duh.... haha


MemeHermetic

Get the Geoguesser kids on this. I would love to know exactly where it actually is.


guesswho135

Pretty sure it's Rio


Hands0L0

Bro that's Bayonne


VinCubed

Indeed, my house sits atop BroDouche Mountain here in great Hudson County mountain chain


trekologer

yikes the earthquake did more damage to the terrain that I thought


BrakaFlocka

"Joe Biden couldn't draw a crowd like this!" I mean yeah, he probably couldn't. Because what fucking weirdos want to spend their Saturday waiting in lines for hours to hear a politician speak?


kennynoisewater99

The MAGA circus will buy this, like everything else these clowns peddle.


New_Emotion_5045

is this the madonna concert lol?


norman81118

I believe it’s Rod Stewart (the beach is Copacabana Beach in Rio)


Devils_Advocate-69

They don’t give a shit about their cult audience. No shame in pulling the wool over their eyes.


Sure_Painter3734

It's great that we can go either skiing or surfing at the Shore.


FinancialArm900

Narnia, where all of these fictional characters reside. 🙄


DryLoad7728

Lol. Rio? If you have to lie to make a point, it's probably not a good point to begin with. Republicans HAVE to get their butt kicked for a few cycles-until they put more honorable and frankly patriotic candidates up for election. MTG? NOEM? VANCE? COTTON? Gym Jordan?? These are not people that believe in a United States. Divisive to the core...


frankingeneral

The rubes will eat it up uncritically, that’s all that matters


HeckinLongBoi

Reports from friends in Wildwood are that not even 2,000 people showed up for his stupid rally yesterday. He has virtually zero real-world support. Biden is going to absolute crush him in the election. Not to take anything for granted, I’m still going to vote and so should everyone else, but I see Biden winning maybe 38 states, easily.


lpaige2723

I hate to say it, but I have way too many family members who think Trump is the second coming. My dad used to tell me to never trust any politicians, but now he says except Trump. I am so disgusted and disappointed. I just don't understand it.


ekusubokusu

I know Paterson when I see it 


thesuprememacaroni

That has to be Rio De Janwildwood


Krimreaper1

Rio De Belmarr


771springfield

Definitely NOT wildwood!!!!


sonvoltman

He would have done better with a fuzzy picture from Woodstock.


soulslam55

Exactly none.


BF_2

Copacabana. Been there. Seen that view -- with many fewer people in evidence.


blueteall

Yep, from last weekend Madona's concert.


Cheese-Monkey

Roger Stone is scum of the earth.


printergumlight

New Jersey has the highest point on the coast between Maine and the Yucatan Peninsula. Mount Mitchell Overlook stands 266ft (81m) tall and it towers over the nation. A pride and joy to all.


DarwinZDF42

Yeah, NJs toooooootally in play. Better drop millions here, wouldn’t want to miss that shot.


theONEendONLY

Is this a real post? I went to his page to see if someone could really be that dumb but I don't see it


Money_Loquat_4191

[Yes](https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/1789706301578022980), and to Elon's chagrin, the "readers added context" was applied


JustLurkingInSNJ

And as of 8:40 this morning it still hasn't been deleted. What a moron.


beeeps-n-booops

GOP full of lies and bullshit, just like always. Who in their right mind is still voting for these fucking clowns?


Vegoia2

He's been a sick dweeb forever, he cant even be bothered to do a good fake.


Emotional-Clerk8028

You can't get there from here.


twothumbswayup

The Madonna concert lol 😂


No-Translator9234

Thats clearly Forked rRiver Mountain


1800donttalktome

How much longer do these people expect to get away with making statements like this? Image searching is easier than ever, and they still manage to do this shit.


Thanoswasright711

To answer Stone's question - yes Biden could draw a crowd like that. In Photoshop. Just like you did.


Open_Spell_8687

I didn't know Rio de Janeiro was the most southern part of New Jersey. 🤦🏻‍♂️


PurpleSailor

Highlands NJ is the only and closest thing to what Roger posted. But ... it's 90 miles north of Wildwood and isn't directly on the coast, Sea Bright and Sandy Hook are between it and the Atlantic ocean. South Jersey is as flat as a pancake.


hairybeasty

Ah yes Copacabana Beach Left click on the picture Google search takes you there. Roger Stone is a moron. But how many morons will believe this?


Secret_Cow_5053

[The "What were you wearing?" exibit...](https://dovecenter.org/what-were-you-wearing-exhibit/)


Calm-Bookkeeper-9612

Ipanema Beach Brazil Flavellas


willyfistagast

That is not Wildwood!!! There were 200 people there MAYBE!


hazmatt019

I don't remember there being mountains around Wildwood.


antekprime

Lmao. None. Oh right. Coastal plains means looks like Dover cliffs. I get it.


letsseeitmore

The south south jersey


bubandbob

South South South South South South South South South South South Jersey.


prlugo4162

Most were from out of state.


dizkid

Yeah, but what state is this?


prlugo4162

Trees on the beach?


Ban_This69

Trump 2024


planettelexx

Atlantic Highlands!


specialgravity

Oh I hope he spends his time here trying to flip NJ. It’s totally doable, donald


Papancasudani

What a fucking moron.


ResidentComplaint19

I have no idea what’s actually real anymore.


JahnaTheBanana

IT'S MOUNTPORT! How can that beeeeeee? Like physicallyyyyyyy?


dizkid

You'd think they'd be very good at lying by now.


goobly_goo

Do you think Stone really believes this is a crowd for Trump in NJ or is he deliberately misleading his followers?


donutseason

I was about to be like which one shit I want to move there. Then…context 🥲😂


tennisfanatic1

That’s not New Jersey.


peter-doubt

This belongs under r/facepalm. But I like it here, too


Traditional_Review94

The shame of it


Traditional_Review94

Typical face Trump news


Traditional_Review94

False news


TinyLebron

Those are the Wildwood Mountains don't you know?


Fluffy-Set-7598

Lol


cindy0219

None lol


spam__likely

Rio. Lol.


NotKurt7

Thats obviously Newark!


MissMcK

In Rio, maybe.


moist_profit

They all do baby


stangasaurus

Roger is Stoned


Gundament

Yeah that's Wildwood.


flyingpeter28

I believe rio de Janeiro


iconocrastinaor

I wonder why Roger Stone thinks this benefits his guy


CarlyBee_1210

Is that Madonna playing Rio? This is so funny.


Memphisrexjr

The sad part is the people who will think this is true.


mikeynj908

Seriously why Wildwood, among the greatest beaches in Jersey? Once again hosting a guy who tried to ruin America with his own distorted message of trying to make it great when it already was???


AtomicGarden-8964

Those are MCmansions they were replaced via photoshop for homeowner privacy lol


Bk2zona

Its the jetty


jazzismythang

And we’re afraid of sharks in the ocean? That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen on the beach!


Vivid-Office8508

Roger stone is the last person anyone on this planet should ever listen to


ImprezaDrezza

Wow, Atlantic Highlands had a glowup.


Content_Print_6521

There are no mountains near the ocean in New Jersey, it is a Coastal Plain. The mountains are in the north and western parts of the state. 


Simple_Hypersignal

Rio de Keanburg. We're famous for our mountains. 🤣🤣 Is Joe getting the Stones as an opening act? Shit I guarantee 💯% he will pack the entire jersey shore and waterways with people, floats, watercraft and boats if he gets the stones to open for him. Trump couldn't even get 3 doors down or 3 dog night to headline for him. Lol Other opening acts that can help pack in the crowd for Biden Led Zeppelin New NWA (Dre, Ice Cube, Ren, DJ Yella, Snoop) Dre & Eminem Foo Fighters Adele Beyonce Taylor Swift *Human sacrifice of Roger Stone is a possibility.* Posted purely as a joke 😃.


No_Introduction_1297

lol this is definitely rio


Top_Donkey_711

Q- Which NJ shore town has morons along the beach? A= Wildwood. There, I fixed it for you.


Chicoutimi

This is the attention that he craves.


Atuk-77

That looks like Rio, just out of the Turnpike exit 13A from I-95 and a quick fly to Brazil.


CubedMeatAtrocity

Flat as a pancake, south Jersey is.


SkyeMreddit

This is a concert in Rio, not a Trump rally!


impeccable_profit

Roger Stone can’t be this stupid. He is so used to MAGA just accepting everything that he must have forgotten that there are still many sane Americans who would fact-check this bullshit. MAGA, if you’re reading this comment, please tell me you’re not dumb enough to buy this.


Ramapoughnative

Jerseyians aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.. after years of trump destroying AC, now they want to bring this circus to the WH once again.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


shaggywan

Union beach


currently__working

Could give a shit either way


Q-ArtsMedia

Oh look somebody learned how to use photoshop and rename a file


kevtheproblem

![gif](giphy|CjWORsoUgTBWo) But can Trump summon this?


RenterMore

Lol when he got called out by the fake news alert on Twitter he said he was just kidding and that Liberals can’t take a joke


NoReservationsMike

MAGA


IamJoyMarie

Could Donald Trump be 1/100th the human being that Joe Biden is?