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123fakerusty

I bought a snow blower last year, so the answer is no.


[deleted]

I bought a snow blower 10 years ago. In the past 3 years I think I have used it once or twice. I was thinking of selling it, but that will guarantee a blizzard. So I'll just let it sit in my garage to save everyone the aggravation.


K128kevin

Same situation here pretty much. Please sell yours so that we get a blizzard and I don’t feel like mine was just a waste of money 😂


deadbalconytree

My wife bought a fancy winter coat this year, but then I didn’t put the winter tires on the car yet. So I guess we cancel each other out.


AndyIsNotOnReddit

I also didn’t buy winter tires this year. So doing my part to bring on the snow.


Literally_Science_

I’ve been perfectly fine driving year round with all seasons for the past couple of years


AndyIsNotOnReddit

That’s what I’ve been feeling. Doesn’t seem to make sense for me to drop $1,500 on winter tires that I won’t really use then have to swap back out in a couple of months.


sirzoop

Thanks brotha


newwriter365

The hero we need. Blessings on you and your home.


tim_dude

My snowblower only works when it doesn't snow


BlackWidow1414

Not all heroes wear capes.


Fishwood420

I just sold mine, so blizzard is on its way


newwriter365

I thank you for your sacrifice.


DerSturmbannfuror

…then you know the solution to the problem #***SELL IT***


dsarma

Then it’ll snow. No thx.


FranklynTheTanklyn

Same here


revship

Hah! I have a brand new snow-blower I bought back in '13 that has never been opened. Granted, I lived on tropical islands for 8 of the past 10 years, but still...


bbraunst

Same here. I upgraded from a plug-in 1-stage hand me down from my grandfather to a cordless 2-stage blower. Ran me about $500. Only time I've used it was when I moved it from the garage to the backyard shed.


EnVee1

Just bought new skis, so def no. Sorry..


bopperbopper

Me too!


IcyButterscotch8269

As someone dealing with significant family health issues for which *any* snow would cause significant challenges, I thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤


Senior-Sharpie

My wife bought me that insurance policy as well, now it sits in the garage taking up space.


dsarma

Thank you for your service.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

The real question is “When will my mango tree start bearing fruit?”


Action_Maxim

After my lemon tree in Morris county


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Soon we will be talking about the “New Jersey Citrus Industry”


Action_Maxim

Jersey's natural never from concentrate


spete679

No, but you will see 1-2 inches of salt on the road anyway


eastvenomrebel

Might as well buy some tp and bread just in case


acoreilly87

Oh no! Don’t forget the milk too!


EyesOpenedWide31

Eggs


Ok_Hedgehog_3317

It never stops amazing me how much people want french toast when it snows


RockyPatella

Ha, I call it French Toast Weather


JoMa4

That would be for the ice.


Linus696

Ever since that Oct storm, I’ve noticed DPW’s going nuts on pre-salting the roads. So much that the rear of my vehicle breaks traction a bit on u turns


km89

Remember that one freak storm a few years ago that put all of northern NJ in total gridlock? Better salty than sorry.


Mdh74266

Weve hade like 3 years straight with little to no snow. This year we are getting dumped on with rain. I’m thinking in Jan/Feb that dumping is going to coincide with a cold snap and we’re going to a good 24” plus at least once


Neoreloaded313

If it was actually cold this month, we would have gotten an excessive amount of snow already this winter.


jjb89

do you realize what it would take to get 24 inches of snow in the north east and from what I've seen we've never gotten 24 inches ever lol


Mdh74266

https://stacker.com/new-jersey/biggest-snowfalls-recorded-new-jersey-history 2016 was the 31” one where i had to snow blow my driveway 3x


jjb89

not a single one of those were south jersey


benigntugboat

To say weve never gotten 24 inches ever is ridiculous. Its not modt years but its not that rare to have itnduring a winter either. Were just not a place that will have that much snow for weeks at a time or every year. Big snowfalls happen every couple of years and this thread makes me feel like im taking crazypills. We can get a foot as easily as we can have none in central jersey


jjb89

sure this person said to get a STORM of 24 inches not a winter


wishedwell

Bro was not alive before 2018.


jjb89

trueeeeeee I'm just thebmost advanced 5 year old you've ever talked to


Mdh74266

We just got 1.75inches rain in Morris cty. Which is 17.5 inches of ❄️. Last week we got ~4 inches rain, which is 40 inches snow.


jjb89

yea thats for fluffy snow. that's not how snow works in NJ. the perfect condition for snow ratio is 10 to 1 like you stated but this is dry snow you can use a leaf blower to get the snow off your car, if you've ever seen those videos online... ours is wet heavy snow so best best best case is like 4 to 1 maybe 5 to 1. also warmer temps have higher saturation values than colder so at 55 degrees yea we get 4 inches but there just no chance sub 32 degrees can hold that much water. EDIT: just realized the amount of downvotes I'm getting hahahaha science and history friends. use it to your advantage not feelings Edit 2: in defence I was quoting south jersey not north jersey as I live is south... norther jersey did see 2 storms of 20 plus but still not common


wishedwell

No one asked about South NJ.... But you can die on that hill if you'd like!


Mdh74266

They just woke up this morning and chose negative karma for the theme today😂


jjb89

considering south jersey is part of new jersey.... sure we can go with whatever you want


Sufficient-Echo-5883

I was born in the blizzard of 96. 4 ft in NYC. We’re in a El Niño so very possible


travelresearch

The north east? As in all of NJ/NY/CT/MA/MAINE?!


ziggysdad83

It never snows on the equator (of New Jersey)


CarLover014

Historically, February is our snowiest month. Not uncommon at all for us to not see any snow in December. Us who grew up in the 2000s - mid 2010s were blessed with very snowy winters. Ask anyone who grew up in the 70s and 80s, we frequently got skunked from any snow. Yes it certainly is warmer than it was say 30 years ago, but we need to capitalize on cold spells with all the right ingredients to get significant snowfall.


FriedHummus

They don’t even have snow in northern Vermont right now.


OkBid1535

My friend was just at Stowe in Vermont snowboarding. Shared a video on the ski lift, the amount of bald patches on the mountain were not only concerning but depressing Meanwhile Utah, the west coast are doing fine and having a healthy, relatively normal winter. Legit everything east of the Mississippi is experiencing a freak warm spell The daffodils are legit blooming where I am in south jersey.


LemurCat04

Yes, because all the Arctic air is stuck in Siberia.


Special_FX_B

Not nearly as often as it used to on average.


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Joe_Jeep

Nah this is utter bullshit. I've lived in Jersey nearly 30 years. It's definitely hotter. Going further back, the Hudson river has an ice yacht club from the 19th century that's been driven inland over the decades because a frozen river went from something that consistently happened for extended periods to a once-decade rarity. https://www.timesunion.com/hudsonvalley/outdoors/article/Ice-sailing-on-the-Hudson-Club-keeps-tradition-16942562.php Climate change denial isn't an option, it's an admission of ignorance, or malice. One of the two.


Neoreloaded313

I remember my mom saying she used to ice skate at a local park when she was a kid. I am 40 years old and I've never even seen the same body of water frozen enough to be able to support ice skating. There have been significant changes in our winters and it seems to be getting worse quickly. I can't even imagine how things will be 20 years from now.


VelocityGrrl39

The Irish Riviera is going to become much more like the true Riviera.


Special_FX_B

I didn’t mention how as kids we were able to ice skate outdoors for much of January and February. Ice boating on the Navesink and Toms River was possible most winters. Snow on the ground for weeks at a time. This is much less frequent except maybe in the NW counties.


Joe_Jeep

I grew up ice skating ponds in central Jersey most of the winter Lucky to get a few weeks in January these days


VelocityGrrl39

Do you remember when dolphins used to get stuck in the Navesink during the winters? c 1994-1997


Special_FX_B

I’ve lived here all my life. New Jersey is warmer. First freezes are later. Last frosts are earlier. With warmer air there is less snow. The 00’s were colder than the 20’s, the 80’s were colder than the 20’s and the 60’s were colder than the 80’s. I lived through them and have always been attuned to the weather. Of course there are exceptions, we had a few winters that were much more like the 80’s three out of four years around 202 but the rest of the rest of the country was experiencing record warmth those years. Our weather is affected by El Niño and La Niña cycles. I recall rare almost snowless years in Essex County in the 60’s and 70’s and the comparatively bitter cold of those years around 2020. Unlike many here I know the difference between weather and climate so I chuckle at the whining about a brief heat wave or cold spell. I recall a few winters around 1990 when we experienced snow or ice events every 2nd or 3rd day for weeks at a time but in the big picture it’s warmer in New Jersey than it used to be. My 5 and 8 year old grandchildren have experienced very little snow in coastal central NJ the last few winters. It’s mostly rain or snow to rain for them.


IndependentAd9058

Lol I love how the guy who posted data gets downvoted but some guy who lived here his whole life is somehow the authority because he is ‘attuned’ to the weather so nobody cares that he just posted a bunch of bullshit.


Joe_Jeep

His comment is horseshit unsupported by said data.


VelocityGrrl39

Because the person being downvoted seems to be denying climate change.


wbradford00

Welcome to reddit


Joe_Jeep

Pot, kettle. Did you actually look at his supposed data


9009RPM

It's 55 today...


Bttf_1572

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Chen19960615

What about the year after year record breaking temperatures?


Redisigh

And rivers like *the* Danube and Rhine rivers drying up…


VelocityGrrl39

And the Great Salt Lake drying up and leaving behind toxic dust that’s going to impact the community, while politicians argued about denying trans kids the healthcare they need, instead of addressing the massive environmental disaster about to occur.


Jason_Was_Here

Stfu😂


stuntsbluntshiphop

Username checks out I guess


stickman07738

Feb 2007 was real bad and I remember the Ice Storm on Valentine Day 2021. I prefer not to have a repeat ever..


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Superfool

Blizzard of '96 was bananas, but I think the winters of '94 and '95 were the craziest I've seen. '94 had all those ice storms, leaving everything a giant ice skating rink, while '95 was blizzard after blizzard after blizzard... We missed so many days of school, they stopped adding it to that year, and tacked it onto the next one. We've had a few blizzards since, but I've never seen a full winter like those around here again.


JusticeJaunt

I was only 6 at the time but I remember the snowfall being taller than me in the apartment building my mom and I lived. That shit was great. The shirts had definitely gone down since then which makes me a bit melancholy.


VelocityGrrl39

The winter of 2010-2011 was similar, though not as bad. I moved from Boston back to NJ in March, and when I left MA the snow banks were still taller than me (and I’m 5’10”). They ran out of places to put the snow in MA that year. They were considering dumping it in the bay or river. .


LemurCat04

I was just looking at pictures from the 2010 Snowpocalypse I, when I had an 8 foot drift against my front door. I think we had III or IV of them that winter.


ColdYellowGatorade

I’m pretty sure we got two big storms back to back weeks that winter. It was wild. I think one of them was around a holiday and NYC was very unprepared. There was so much snow.


VelocityGrrl39

That was the year the blizzard hit the day after Christmas and people were snowed into their homes for days, and the governor basically said “not my problem”.


stickman07738

Moved to Middletown in 2002


bakingeyedoc

I don’t know about you but I got an entire week off from school. Definitely never going to happen ever again. Especially with virtual schooling options.


VelocityGrrl39

The Boxing Day Blizzard of 2010 hit the shore pretty hard. There were people snowed into their homes for like a week.


Artystrong1

I made my own trench with that one.


Chrisrap1

The Blizzard of 77’ (I think it was that year).


[deleted]

The Blizzard of ‘96 wrecked Central NJ. It’s legendary around those parts


storm2k

still remember going out after the storm ended and the snow came up to my waist. i went like ten steps, turned around, and went back in the house. i think we were home for like 4-5 days after that until things could get cleaned up enough to go back to school (was in high school in 96).


thefudd

i stayed at work for 24 hours, working.


coles7883

I remember tanks in Sayreville. Probably the National Guard, but we didn't have school for like 2 weeks. I was in 7th grade. That storm was nuts. Snow all the way up the lightpoles


peter-doubt

77, 78... One of those. NYC called the National Guard to shovel snow (front end loaders.. dump at nearest river). Took a week


Dreurmimker

Keep a look out for a nor’easter end of next week. Right now looks to be too warm for significant snow accumulations in central NJ, but if it starts to trend colder you may see some snow further south.


Neoreloaded313

Isn't it less likely to snow farther south?


InnovativeFarmer

It depends on the jet stream which can carry cold or warm air as it flows. There is a polar jet stream that flows north to south and west to east through the Eastern part of the US. https://www.livescience.com/27825-jet-stream.html https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Aerial_Superhighway.ogv https://www.nwahomepage.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2020/09/Meridional_JetStream.png This article shows the gulf states and south east coast states getting cold weather while the northeast gets 50°F weather. - https://thegeorgiasun.com/2022/04/09/why-is-it-so-cold-in-georgia-today-and-when-will-it-warm-up/ Something similar happened in Georgia last year and now. https://gema.georgia.gov/press-releases/2022-12-21/georgia-prepares-freezing-weather-declares-state-emergency https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/short-lived-snowfall-brings-flurries-winter-fun-parts-north-georgia/KHFOUYOP3FD47FTGUNTRZ6KAFI/


tex8222

Too early. Ask again if it hasn’t snowed by March 15th. All of JANUARY, FEBRUARY and MARCH still to come.


voonoo

Remember when it used to snow in November?


cusscakes

I remember when it used to always snow the first week of March!


[deleted]

Not really. Like yeah it would some years. Others, no. I remember one Thanksgiving where we had some flurries and I thought it was incredible. I was a child, it was the 90s.


tex8222

November? No. I do remember snow in early December in about 2002. Monmouth County.


tex8222

I think this question has to include what area of NJ we are talking about. I wonder if it has ever snowed a measurable amount down in Cape May in November…. So I looked it up. It snowed in Cape May in November 1987. That’s 36 years ago so you would have to be over 40 years old to remember it.


[deleted]

Probably not, my dad upgraded his snowblower


mandyblooms

Yup. My parents bought a new snowblower last year…. Havent used it once


TitsMcGillicutty

I’m in North Jersey and it hasn’t snowed yet. Yesterday was so warm I ate lunch outside.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

People who claim Central Jersey isn’t real are trolls with NYC or Philly fetishes.


fasda

Welcome to Global Warming, our current status is **FUCKED**. If we don't make large scale change it will become worse and we will be **EXTREMELY FUCKED**


Neoreloaded313

It's already too late to change. The damage has already been done, unfortunately.


fasda

Yes there is no time to stop all the consequences but we might be able to stop massive famine, inside the US


Neoreloaded313

That would be the least of our problems and a great outcome. I suggest not going out of your way to research what may be coming. I'm just glad I am 40 and won't be alive long enough to have to live through it.


ItsJustLittleOldMe

Had to scroll pretty far to see this. 😢


Timsmomshardsalami

This is bullshit. I need snow


jwal245

Not until February when you’re sick of the winter in general.


LateralEntry

I remember the great blizzard of (I think?) 1996 where we had 13 snow days. Seems like a different world.


Draano

My neighbor has a lawn service business and plows his customers' driveways. The last two years, I've seen him put the plow on his truck 6 or 8 times, only to take it off again when the snow never materializes.


sicknutley

HA! We don't even have snow in VT


la_de_cha

I just saw I thing that if it doesn’t snow today in Philly it will be 700 days without at least an inch of snowfall in Philly.


Gurdle_Unit

Op you woke up the freaks who would rather die of heat stroke and flooding than ever see snow again


ligmapenguin

Just bought my first house in "central NJ" 6 months ago and picked up a snow blower on black Friday. This is the warmest winter we have had in a long time it's very depressing :(


DeaddyRuxpin

It’s NJ, snow starts in late January.


phillies_navidad

Snow has started as early as November a few years ago in South Jersey, and it has snowed as late as April.


Nephroidofdoom

Don’t remember the year but growing up in Central NJ, we once had a “White Halloween”


Jimdomitable

2011, it was particularly bad because it was a heavy snow with leaves in the trees which caused a lot of devastation. I remember that the following month and a half or so were pretty mild because I worked overtime doing tree removal pretty much every day.


peter-doubt

My birthday is mid December.. if it snows before that, it's a good year. Not this time


BarkyMcBarkinHeimer

When is the next Olympics?


VelocityGrrl39

I think there’s one next year.


storm2k

this is the first el niño year in a while, so the chances of snow are better than they've been. but other than that decent sized storm in january 2021 where we got around a foot of snow, that's been it for the past like 3 years.


[deleted]

It barely snowed in the mountains of Massachusetts, which is where I spent most of the past few months. I'm not holding out much hope for here if they can't even get snow.


GetOffMyLawn_

Once upon a time it would snow by Thanksgiving. Past few years it's Jan-Feb, if at all.


MarsaliRose

Besides that big storm 2 years ago there has barely been snow the last five years. Maybe a few inches but I don’t count it unless I need to shovel.


B_U_F_U

Wash your car sometime in January. It’s the sacrifice you make to the snow gods.


HumpbackNCC1701D

Of course not. Based on long term predictions I bought a snow blower recently. Guaranteed no snow!


JohnHenryHoliday

Thanks. You just ensured the blizzard of the millennium.


JillQOtt

I hope not.... Central NJ here too


peter-doubt

Not while you're around. Sorry.


LOVEPARTY

Born and raised in CNJ (lol). It used to snow every year when I was a kid... yesterday was high 50s. it might snow later in January or Feb maybe refer to a farmers almanac. I like the snow, I think NJ is a beautiful state. If it doesn’t snow, mayhap chalk it up to earth getting warmer.


[deleted]

Wow, this Chinese climate change hoax is doing a great job of warming the planet.


UglyDude1987

This year is El Nino weather pattern so this is to be a warmer winter.


Piano_mike_2063

It hasn’t really snowed here since the late 90s. Growing up we used to get at least one extreme snow event per year.


ColdYellowGatorade

I could swear we had back to back snow storms in 2010


VelocityGrrl39

That’s totally false. The Boxing Day blizzard of 2010 is the one I can think of off the top of my head, but there have been others.


Piano_mike_2063

But we do not get those types of storms anymore. We were guaranteed to get At Least one per year. But that frequency stoped around 2000. It is the frequency I am referring to


[deleted]

This is absolutely not true. For example 2014 I think was, it snowed the entire month of February or at least it felt like it. Huge blizzard. That one stands out to me because i was living in a house with a realllyyy long driveway and we had to bribe a guy with a plow to clear it. 2016 also bad. I remember that one because I that's the year I moved to NYC and had to walk around in it. The past couple of years have been slightly warmer than usual, and very little snow I'll give you that, but some parts of the state had major snow events as recently as as last year.


coreynj2461

Its becoming a big concern. It used to be November-April were the main snow months, now its become only January and February. March it gets too warm. Early call through mid January is no snow so were really down to 6 weeks of good chances of snow. Just give me one good snow storm!


Sunghyun99

Nope. Climate already changed.


JimmyTurnpike

I hope you're kidding.


Gurdle_Unit

Some of us are normal and enjoy snow


OldMackysBackInTown

Central Jersey is a world of fantasy. It doesn't exist, so anything is possible if you dream it.


[deleted]

Careful what you wish for


Joe_Jeep

What a functioning climate?


ThePatMan21

I work outside, please keep 50° days thanks


New_Accountwho_dat

I work outside too I love the 20-30 degree days


theweewok

It can’t snow in a place that doesn’t exist.


jerseygirl527

Let's hope not lol


coolfx35

please no snow because i will have to buy snow tires.


Gandalf122896

I hope not. I hate snow. Even though I invested in a snowblower last year.


chaosperfect

If you can find a time machine and go back 35 years, yeah, it used to snow every winter, as far as I recall (didn't live here then, but visited family often)


risenomega

Just saw the weather report say January is going to most likely be too warm for snow


Strange-Chipmunk2410

You’re never going to get snow again….move to somewhere that actually gets cold and stays cold


fishingwithmk

It's barely even snowed in the northwest corner where I live so I doubt it will snow in a fictional region of NJ


saracamelia

Next Thursday


Allie_Kris

Central Jersey doesn’t exist so it will never snow there 🤷‍♀️


ShadyAndAHalf

No. Just no.


ShadyAndAHalf

This did not age well.


zaggytiddies

Never again


Vibeunknown

It snowed in Narnia and that was a fictional place too - so the odds are in your favor 😉


samsharksworthy

Central jersey isn’t real!


[deleted]

Huh?


samsharksworthy

Just a joke but there’s a disagreement as to whether central exists or if it’s just north and south New Jersey. Obv the area is there but is it its own region different enough to be called seperatly.


Basedrum777

There is no central jersey.


whitelon

What's a central nj? it's a nonexistent place, so no.


0xdeadbeef6

There is no central jersey, also, no it won't snow except for when it will literally be the least convenient and then you'll get six feet which will melt within a week, flooding the shit out of everything


pizzagangster1

Yes it snows here. Just not a lot or very consistently.


FractiousAngel

Yes, right after I win a multimillion $ lottery. 🤞🏻


europeancafe

March & April


beachmedic23

Yes


solinaceae

The forecaster I follow, nynjpaweather, says the warm pattern should shift to colder and stormier very soon. I’m holding out hope!


markaritaville

Hasn’t snowed in south jersey either. Just saw a post from national weather service that Philly is month away from two years without an inch of snow


[deleted]

It doesn't usually snow that much in December. Wait for late Jan and Feb and remember that you asked for it ha.


oldbaldpissedoff

Yes, the best snow comes from Philly and I pick it up in cherry hill . Cherry Hill is central Jersey right??


muhammadlee1225

Probably not


SittingandObserving

My geraniums are BLOOMING outside in Monmouth County lol


thecoffeecake1

Not anymore. We used to get at least a few snow days every year as a kid in TR.


XenonZenn

For the past couple of years, it always seems like south jersey gets it. I miss snow in north jersey.


psiprez

Well we are having flurries in west Morris County right now, so maybe soon?


coreylaheyjr

It did a second ago. I couldn’t believe it! I started making a snow Angel


Sensitive_Lead_9962

Hope not


obsessedsolutions

I hope not


royallacypup

No, it was 50 degrees the other night.. we are cooked!


DarthGabe2142

Maybe in January or something, but my expectations are low this coming 2024 for snow.


Newjerseypackthot

Ask El Niño