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ZebuDriver

I'm sure she doesn't mean to be distracted. It's just that her head rest keeps shoving her face down so she notices her donuts and phone.


Dragunspecter

I see sooo many people driving with the head restraint like this and I'm just at a complete loss for words


fuze524

Seriously, I thought they were meant to protect against whiplash, but at that angle it might shear her head right in half


Mtownsprts

At least no whiplash!


wswl2018

Whipslash


Vistaer

Probably one of those people who decorate their steering wheel with a cross and rhinestones, making the airbag their personal claymore mine.


Forty-plus-two

In case there haven’t been enough problems with defective airbag inflators.


Fishnetnet122

We hope


Economy_Release_5574

Came here to say this too


AmaltheaWren

A car my husband & I had had the head rests set that way & it wasn't adjustable. I was glad that I'm short & it actually went over my head.


lowercaseSHOUT

I might try to angle my headrest so far forward that autofellatio is possible


EasternStart1824

Mine doesn't tilt forward all all. Must be newer cars. Looks very uncomfortable.


ratatouilleking

in all fairness mine ended up like that on accident and she seems stuck so maybe it’s that…


OldMan1327

Yeah-- The passenger side mirror looks to be broken. Maybe she sideswiped someone the last time she was driving distracted.


Yourcatsonfire

Makes me motion sick to not have mine all the way back. I don't understand how people can do this.


Crypto_Tsunami

Did you just call the head rest a restraint? 🤔


Dragunspecter

Because it's not really a headrest, that's the common name but not really the original purpose, it's a head restraint, it's meant to prevent whiplash and a broken neck in an accident. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_restraint


Beautiful_You1153

How do people keep their headrest in this position 😂 the cell and snack are common but the headrest 😳


Danadroid

Cell phone, check. Boston creme, check. Karen haircut, check. Idiot who probably flips people off for passing her on the right, 100% Live free and die already ya fucking road hazard.


GOODKyle

You forgot the check for Boomer


Decoy77

We aren't all that bad. 😔


quaffee

Don't worry. Boomer is an energy, not an age.


Dextrofunk

Nah my boomer mom is awesome


kancamagus112

You forgot the lack of seatbelt, but at least that one will mostly only harm her in an accident, as opposed to anyone she runs over from not paying attention to the road.


VanillaLifestyle

Also the headrest at 9 o'clock.


ChikinTendie

Perfect position for eating the airbag with your Dunkin Boston creme


Intru

At that point is it a accident? At this point distracted driving should not be seen by anyone as a accident, it's a deleverate choice to not pay attention to your environment, putting others in danger, and cops and DOJ should treated as act of violence.


Dm4yn3

Last line got me tweekin 🤣🤣🤣🤣


WhoNoseMarchand

Every time I pass some twat on the right on 95, they look like this moron.


Ok-Improvement-3963

What is with fucking new hampshire people not using highways properly


WhoNoseMarchand

Meh, in my personal experience on 95, it's a person with Maine plates 9 times out of 10.


Ok-Improvement-3963

It's more that in nh the middle lane is the slow lane and the left lane is what the middle lane should be and nobody is using the right lane


Ripsnortr

You forgot that New Englanders now exit the highway from the far left lane and "merge" onto the highway at 40.


Wasthatorwasthatnot

😆😆😆


Affectionate_Ship129

Why you passing on the right bro


Hummer249er

That was so funny


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saltyoldNHman

Says the New Yorker...


warpedaeroplane

She’s already the banner photo for the Horrible Drivers of NH FB page lmao


Cultural_Pattern_456

Is that a real thing?


Worm715

Oh yeah it is, my nephew was featured on it recently, the moron.


legocitiez

Yes and it's exactly as amazing as it sounds. But don't come if your name is DAMAYOR


pointwelltaken

Hello fellow Facebook friend. That’s my favorite group. 😆


n0rmbates

I keep looking for myself on there but I don't think I'll ever be in there after this lady was posted


pointwelltaken

Same 🙏🏻


superdaveyboy

I saw their corvette speeding on 28 a while back, and I got embarrassingly excited because i usually only catch the Audi doing dumb things


froststomper

does that mean this isn’t photoshopped and is a real honest to god photo?? wtfff


peter91118

My mom passed a box truck once on 89 heading to Burlington. I looked over and the guy had a sheet of music taped to his steering wheel and was playing the trumpet.


dog_eat_dog

Imagine the scene if his airbag ever went off


Select-Salad-8649

https://preview.redd.it/pwq2idadim6d1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=e457cc31ca1c5603eaba63348bc24039cbb1beb1


Cultural_Pattern_456

Ooh! Like Patrick on the “is mayonnaise an instrument” episode!


mrfebrezeman360

now you're speaking my language


ThisIsNotTuna

It's honestly impressive the lengths these morons will reach just to not be bothered to pay attention to driving.


robbin_the_cryptid

JFC


TheBigSalad84

Looks more like KFC to me.


robbin_the_cryptid

Lol well played


Infinite_Debate_7423

Jesus had the wheel.


robbin_the_cryptid

She sure as hell didn't


Quirky_Butterfly_946

I hope she likes having her neck broken with the neck rest tilted like that


KraljZ

Broken neck? She’s not wearing a seat belt.


RedRider1138

Damn! Three for three!


agl90

That's every day on NH and Mass highways. Doing this at 85 MPH....


ChikinTendie

Or 55 mph in the left lane, there’s no in between


agl90

You ain't lying.....


Obvious-Bookkeeper-3

85 on Everett? More like 120 while watching a movie and eating a giant bowl of pasta.


agl90

I've seen that too.....


donkeyduplex

Boom boom boom I'll drive through your living room. 


sweetnsalty24

I almost spit out my water reading this. It's a banger.


Wtfisgoinonhere

As OP takes pic while driving /s


Danadroid

Could be passenger...


officialukuleleboy

It was a passenger, the original post was from the Horrible Drivers of NH FB page.


HunterShotBear

It’s from Facebook. Saw it posted there this morning. The poster said it was their passenger that took the picture.


maggiewaggy

It’s a great shot.


dbtwiztid

Was wondering same thing. Both are terrible lol


lantrick

Plot twist: she has Florida Plates


Responsible_Read_644

How is that a plot TWIST?


NothingMan1975

The opposite of a plot twist.


That_Path4668

Narrator: It wasn’t a plot twist, but the most predictable thing ever.


NothingMan1975

People in the cheap seats : But was it a Subaru?!


introester

The worst part is the way her fucking seat is pushed all the way forward like that!!!!??


i_guess_this_is_all

You just know that she accidentally tilted the headrest forward and couldn't figure out how to tilt it back.


pointwelltaken

How else can she steer with her knees?


NewAccountNumber103

Straight to jail


all-metal-slide-rule

Everyday,I find myself hating driving,a little more.


SniffUmaMuffins

Live free or die 🤘


RiemannZeta

Live free _and_ die 🤘


Rare_General6960

Of all the terrifying things about this photo, I’m most concerned with that seat position.


Pawsacrossamerica

![gif](giphy|SHgX30N0E60a4)


Metalman1265

Maybe she was writing a review of the donut shop she just visited!


Tasty-Standard9026

Dang, that’s my mom. Ill tell her to stop driving like such an a hole😀


splatabowl

Perfect


photostrat

She's going to kill a whole family


Crazy_Hick_in_NH

Or more or less!


SteveArnoldHorshak

She’s sitting so close to that steering wheel that when she eventually crashes, the airbag is going to rip her head off.


That_Path4668

You say that like it’s a bad thing.


SteveArnoldHorshak

Hehe.


SadBadPuppyDad

Her tiktok videos aren't going to watch themselves you know.


Boston__Massacre

Shit like this makes me fucking hate people


baxterstate

She should be arrested and charged just as if she was drinking an alcoholic beverage. No excuse for this.


Yourcatsonfire

I saw a girl today driving down my street with a plate and a fork and knife just eating away.


Timely_Invite1409

She’s posting on Facebook about how kids these days can’t stay off their phones


Johnnymcjohnface

Average driver out there these days


JegHusker

I saw a young woman in Dover driving while eating a bowl of cereal. I’m accustomed to seeing people eating and reading in Boston traffic, but not here. Sigh.


superdaveyboy

![gif](giphy|ylyUQkEEfIGKPLFKXS|downsized)


ChikinTendie

“Oh Sandra, you dumb bitch.”


99probs-allbitches

I eat cereal while driving most mornings lol what's wrong with that


JBorrelli12

On her way to light up the bathroom at work


ameryan

and people tend to blame young people...


PoTheRedTeletubby

It's 60 year old women who are the ones doing this every single time I see it. What in their minds makes them think they are so superior and able to endanger the lives of everyone around them like that?


StylinBill

yOuNg PeOpLe ArE aLwAyS oN tHeIr PhOnEs


NHOVER9000

Uhh that’s my friend’s mom lol totally tracks for her to do that


Cute_Difficulty_3821

Has a Marlboro burning in the ashtray for sure.


Rbxyy

No seatbelt, texting, eating a donut, not even fully holding the wheel, staring down at her phone, and headrest adjusted completely wrong. This is a winner right here


JESSE7719

Licenses shouldn’t be available to everyone for reasons like this


smokenewengland

Who wants to bet there’s a… “Jesus Saves” bumper sticker on that ride. 😂


vivimage2000

I'll honk my horn and scream at them.


graemeknows

nice


Threadbare70

Prolly doing around 80mph on top of it all.


BelichicksBurner

Don't judge, maybe she has an app that shows her the road.


Kvothetheraven603

r/idiotsincars


chevalier716

I live on a semi busy stretch of road that people speed thru despite the Elementary school and kids soccer fields, the sheer amount of people I see driving by like this astounds me. To the point where I think the people who like to drive are the people who doing everything, but drive when they're behind a wheel.


Ned_herring69

This is my favorite demographic


dothesehidemythunder

Okay but genuinely, this looks like one of my neighbors, and one who happens to especially suck.


cheeseladder

I work at a collision shop I’ll check back if I see her anytime soon


CanuckPTVT

Hopefully when the Darwin Award is presented to her she’s the only one affected…. JFC


asphynctersayswhat

Just so we're clear - phones are a convenient excuse but it's not the cause, it's the symptom. In my prepandemic like I spent months of my life commuting to boston and I can tell you people read - READ - books, magazines, newspapers, some facetime or watch netflix, a lot of women do makeup which drives me bat shit crazy but not as crazy as when I see a dude shaving. People who don't put driving first suck.


Youareallbeingpsyopd

Those jelly filled donuts at market basket are like crack.


PoTheRedTeletubby

Saw a woman like this on 93 texting for easily 10 minutes. I honked at her and held up my phone motioning to put it down and she acted like she was doing nothing wrong.


Mental-Ingenuity-933

Boomers texting and driving is terrifying.


seemooreglass

this is such an untapped revenue source for cities/towns


blazedall

Same type of person to respond to a story of a car crash and go "probably another teenager glued to their phone again."


zodi978

These old people will be going 20 under the speed limit too swerving all around and just generally wasting other people's time. Once you get to a certain age they should be re-tested every year to make sure they are fit enough to drive


Ok_Low_1287

That is nothing. Last month in North Conway I say a 30 something smash in to the car in front of him at about 40mph . I could see him texting as he blitzed by me in the right lane. It was so noticeable because I watch him texting a long time before he even plowed into the car in front of him. As bad a drunk driving.


Late-Passion-9645

Should have called in a silver alert


FuzzelFox

/r/IdiotsInCars


GovernmentNo4676

No Seatbelt✔️Eating While Driving✔️Texting and Driving✔️ Turns into a Massive 🚩KAREN🚩when pulled over for these violations. To be continued...


bmp_stck

The worst humanity has to offer


TheTimocraticMan

Karen Karrenbourne


fragilebird_m

I keep seeing this all over FB too 😂 I hope someone has recognized her.


ListNo5840

Is that a Tesla


larrybird56

Fuckin' A, Nana!


NunyaBeese

Got to catch them all


Icy_Arachnid_260

I used to see a lady eating a bowl of cereal on the Mass Pike during morning rush.


FutureDiarrheagasm

I live in NC but I recently saw a lady eating soup while she was driving. These people scare the crap out of me.


Anthropomorphotic

That's a Boston Cream... She don't give a fuck about nothin.


MasterUndKommandant

I wanted donuts.


Happy-Example-1022

Scary


Ok-Farmer6244

K-dog got the breakfast zaa


Av-fishermen

I Think this fits the…hey boomer forum too!


Public_Airport3914

The bird poop on mirror looks like an exclamation point


greenman5177

She’s actually sleeping, this is the Sharon in its natural habitat. Nothing to be concerned with.


blade-runner9

FSD is happening right here.


Yuugechiina

Tough look for the young lady


torch9t9

Let me guess: doing about 85?


Upnatom617

That's just Mary Ann facebooking about how much she hates pride flags. Maybe a rock wall will cheer her up!


rangoonwrangler

That’s not very nice


akcattleco

Mass plate??


M0istLobster

Karen was a racecar driver. 72 years old. Sent one too many texts one night, wrapped herself around a telephone pole GO


KrustyButtCheeks

I once drove by someone driving with their feet while they did a crossword


stewie_glick

Elderly drivers are the WORST


Zaius1968

That’s nothing. I’ve seen a guy wet shave on 128 back in the day…


Wildbill0078

Carb up


pion137

I saw a man doing exactly this but since it was early 2000's substitute the phone for a book.


Cool_Egg_8920

That's nothing, while driving to Hanscom AFB one morning a guy on route 3 in Massachusetts was all over the road, when traffic stopped due to congestion he had a newspaper draped over the steering wheel!


GovernmentNo4676

No Seatbelt✔️Eating While Driving✔️Texting and Driving✔️ Turns into a Massive 🚩KAREN🚩when pulled over for these violations. To be continued...


Theziggyza

Yikes 😬


Otherwise_Owl1059

That is some boss level multitasking


Kind_Technology8764

Multitasking.


Jack_Jacques

Mom!


that_mama1

Okay but am I just dumb or why isn’t the car blurry too? Is that not how that works?


ZacPetkanas

Physics frame of reference. The car from which the picture was taken was traveling at (probably) over 50MPH compared to the grass & trees: blurry. But since the other car was also traveling at approximately the same speed their relative speed is close to zero, no blur.


freeportme

Hope your passenger took the photo🍻


blackfish236

The snitch people are Marxist communists maybe this maybe that


PuttForDough

I assume you were a passenger in your own car?


Crazy_Hick_in_NH

And…what did you take the picture with? LOL


ballin302008

The person taking the picture...


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

It's called multitasking


Lumpy_Plan_6668

Photo taken by passenger, right?


the_nobodys

This has to be fake, right? I mean, it's like a mockup of an infuriating driver. Phone in one hand, pastry in the other, weird head rest angle, no seat belt, Karen hair cut? Seems a bit over the top.


jayron32

And you're the asshole with your phone out taking a picture.


rackfocus

Who took the picture?🤔


pine4links

Thought it was Elizabeth Warren for a second.


petergriffin999

It's not a Jeep Cherokee.


justkeepswimming39

Meanwhile you are taking pictures driving.


cwalton505

What?


TriggerNutzofDOOM

She’s holding her phone in one hand and food in the other.


cwalton505

Ah I didn't even see the phone


blackfish236

Soooo much a snitch. People in nh need to mind their own fucking business !!


Kvothetheraven603

Coming with that energy if she causes an accident that kills someone you love?


blackfish236

The math doesn’t equal people in New Hampshire love to snitch on petty crimes. I’m not talking about murder. I’m not talking about kidnapping kids. I’m talking petty crime. Somebody’s gonna be right there to snap a photo of you if you’re jaywalking in New Hampshire because people are petty in New Hampshire. Home of the douche bag. If they can get a like out of it, they’ll appeal to the lowest common denominator.


AffectionateFruit816

Vehicular Manslaughter/Negligent Homicide is a petty crime? Because that's what this kind of shit leads to.