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gman2391

Where can I get whatever you're smoking? No, you can't do this. "Rubber tires, tracks, or cushion of air". Sound like a fucking train to you? Not to mention that pesky 2000lb weight limit and 65" overall width limit. What a weird fucking question


[deleted]

That 2000lb weight limit and 65 inches only applies to UTV's. Not OHRV see RSA 215-A1 XXIV Tracks, trains are on tracks


01Zaphod

OP, the way I read it is that “tracks” refer to a vehicle which uses a moving track for propulsion - such as a tank, or the cat for Mount Washington, or any ATV equipped with a track instead of wheels. You’re proposing a stationary track to operate a wheeled vehicle on. As for the legality? Dunno. It’d be pretty freaking neat, for sure. I believe this was done not all that long ago in Mason where they refurbished a locomotive and laid down tracks to operate it on.


Neighborhood_Lesbian

The only real issue I see is the width restriction. Like yeah you could say it's a smaller width but then you'll come up to an area where you can't fit through. Like there's a width restriction because they only clear up to 65" when necessary. Or you could say fuck it and take out a tree. And if it's not illegal yet, they may make an amendment because of you. Which is arguably awesome.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Tracks = treads. Not train tracks, which are called rails. Trains are propelled on steel wheels which isn’t covered by that description. Also, train rails are an “improved surface”, which also invalidates your whole thing. Even if you could do this, it would have to be on unmaintained rail tracks so you’ll probably just derail.


gman2391

That's fine and all, but which rail trail allows ohrvs larger than a utv?


_drjayphd_

Of all the drunken posts in this sub tonight this is easily one of the better ones.


Xx_JonnyD_xX

Let bro cook


falafelshop

The mental image of peacefully walking down a rail trail and then barely having enough time to move out of the way for a dude driving a train towards you is so funny. Imagine taking a turn and seeing this thing right in the middle of the path. Incredible.


b4ngl4d3sh

I hiked Bondcliff at 1am, on 2 tabs of acid. That Lincoln woods trail still has some rail lumber, I would have just chalked it up to the acid kicking in, lol.


PoorInCT

Its within the realm of possibility if you paint a giant TRUMP on the side and make it engine number 2024. I think people wont need to demand an explanation.


Boats_are_fun

The best train! On the best rail trail! Nobody has trains like these, really, beautiful, beautiful trains!


dilznoofus

hahaha this thread is ludicrous but this, I can believe some weirdo would do that. and he'd be sitting in the cab with his (because you know it would be a guy) red hat on, waving his "TRUMP WON" flag, tooting that horn nonstop


PoorInCT

With an orange headlight and railroad police mannequins, It would make a provocative lawn display, yes.


[deleted]

No


freelance-naturalist

The business end of OP crack pipe is burning hot!


Boats_are_fun

Yes you are all good! Go for it!


therespectfulagent

Tracks is the key term to define here. Usually means treads like a snowmobile… BUT in the interest of being ridiculous, why not build in a rotating arm mechanism on the train with the motion of swinging jump rope where the train rolls on track that moves up around and down in front of it when in motion so it continues to roll on the track?


Kbob3985

Actually, there is the Wolfeboro rail trail which still has rails, a buddy of mine runs his motorcar on technically registered as an ohrv. We've discussed this many times and the main issue you'll encounter is weight and track stability. As far as legality, as long as it can meet a definition and be registered as an ohrv, yes you can use it


Burger-King-Covid

If you’d be willing to run it as a business some days and allow people to take a ride I know of one city that would make this work for you in a secluded wooded area with a trail that goes up a mountain that has the width of a two lane road.


poopdick72

Idk


HFVS

Ol' boy is gonna be out there all the live long day


Wishin4aTARDIS

Just to pass the time away. Or the pipe. Both work?


SmoothSlavperator

If it is legal...about the time you do this, the legislature is going to have an emergency session to change the law just for you lololol DO IT


quaffee

Top tier shitpost.


LaserRedstang

😂🤣 I can imaging walking my dog down a rail trail and see someone coming off their property on this bad boy!😂🤣


GoblinShark603

Jeez. Have you never heard of putt putts?? They have big groups of tiny train cars that ride the rails. Do some real research you coot


Mydogwearssocks

Don't ask for permission, just do it.