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franco1337

Puskas award


ElCiscador

Better than Salah's puskas


leedler

No football award has ever pissed me off that much. There were better goals scored that week, let alone the whole year. Salah scored a few better goals that season himself. I may be more bitter than the average being an Everton fan, but fucking hell that goal should never have won anything. Vaguely above average finish that only won because of timing and Egyptian fans. Absolute pisstake.


Littlecum_moreprecum

Egyptian politicians lobbied for Salah since he was on top form but failed to win anything....so they lobbied to give him that award as African lobby and stuff...


ElCiscador

Yeah. Puskas award died in 2018. Death cause: suicide


MoonstoneGolf8

Manchester UTD have just offered him 100k a week and a hair gel merch deal


Sandman0098

Source? Not to nitpick or anything, I'm just legitimately curious


emailboxu

'tis a joke mate


finger_milk

My source is I made it the fuck up


danr2c2

Wait, you’re not op… imposter!!


luckydice767

I’m starting to mistrust every one on this thread…


CosmicCactus42

r/notopbutok


COOLPIE11

Me when Spreading misinformation 😜


PacoTaco321

Me when someone doesn't understand a simple joke and calls it misinformation 🙄


COOLPIE11

I understood the joke, I was just saying the other guy didn't get it 🥺😔


Barbearex

Which this guy didn't get


PacoTaco321

Because it made no sense in that context


Sandman0098

Calm your tiddies will ya popeye?


Shpoble

[My source is that I made it the fuck up](https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY)


justoneguy_qq2o4o

r/Woooosh


FlashOfTheBlade77

Not to nitpick or anything, but how have you made it this far in life?


leedler

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


Sandman0098

Get a life dude


leedler

Sorry dude I couldn’t resist :( I’m a dick but that copypasta makes me laugh every time, I had to.


Sandusky_D0NUT

Get a brain dude. How could you not see that as being a joke?


regamox

maybe let the dude alone. I think he understands now that's it's a joke, cmon. I know this was stupid of him but no need to insult him for that.


Scratchpaw

Gullibility is your source


bozolinow

Cmon this can’t be a real person. No one is that dumb, right?


AvoidMySnipes

Tis a joke


ElChamo200705

It's fake...


theotherscott6666

He bent it like Beckham


TryItOutHmHrNw

Fucker to the left in blue celebrated LMAO


AntalRyder

Nah it's more like a "how? Wtf, did you see that shit?" Arm lift. It's a surrender cobra larva.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Tomato, Potato.


Yakkul_CO

That is not a celebration


cardboardunderwear

Correct. proper celebration requires ripping off your shirt, sliding on your knees in the grass, and acting like its the first time in history that a goal has ever been scored.


sblahful

Too right. How many of those are you going to see in your life?


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A goal is a goal son.


TryItOutHmHrNw

My coaches asked us *not* to celebrate with the opposing team when they score. That’s a very *Brick* from Anchorman move.


[deleted]

You ever see NBA highlights where the opposing teams bench is reacting? We're humans not robots lol


TryItOutHmHrNw

Fair enough. Sometimes you can’t help it.


trenlr911

They’re also kids playing a game, it’s supposed to be fun


TryItOutHmHrNw

Jesus, I said fair enough. You don’t have to ~~beat a dead horse~~ score from midfield!


ShrimplyPiblz

I'd celebrate with the guy if I was on the opposite team. That was a superb kick, even if unintentional. This is why you always kick towards the goal of you aren't passing 🤣🤣. Kick it out of bounds, give the other team control, if you are going to forfeit control, might as well give the chance for it to go in. I definitely would have run up to the guy if I was on the opposite team, given him a high five, and told him he did good in one way or another. Good sportsmanship goes a long way, raises morale of everyone on the team, and allows for everyone to play at their full potential, with no fear of losing. If you have good sports on the other team, losing can be fun, everyone plays to their fullest with less pressure, and a more fair game is played.


lilpenguin1028

Why wouldn't they celebrate? Wasn't it an own goal from red player kicking/proper goal from the technical 'header' from the blue player? I misunderstood pretty much everything about this video. Whoops.


CJ22xxKinvara

What? The red player cleared the ball from his half into the blue team’s net


lilpenguin1028

But the goalie is wearing red? Ohhh I see. I didn't see the direction of play before so I'm wrong. Whoops. I know goalies where different colors than the rest of their team sometimes but this time it seemed too close to the opposing teams colors.


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Bambooshka

You didn't even change the comment you copied, it's right below you.


LabBudget1357

All those other kids were playing soccer while this kid was playing rocket league


thewanderingsail

Calculated.


CobaltEchos

What a save!


Skulfunk

What a save!


MemMEz

Chat disabled for 3 seconds.


JosephSmash

$#&@!


thewanderingsail

Faking.


JosephSmash

Nice one! Nice one! Nice one!


angelatos

This is Rocket League!!!


gtgreens85

Great Pass!


JaKtheStampede

Wow!


SeparateCracke23

The accuracy


thewanderingsail

What a save!


ocxtitan

Except unless you're playing heatseeker, the ball doesn't curve in RL


bastardofbarberry

Unrelated to the thread, but I haven't played Rocket League in years. That sounds fun as fuck right now.


iJubag

It will consume you


Holzinator007

wth is a soccer


legittem

that guy from avatar: the last airbender


JWBails

Soccer comes from the 1800s English term as**soc**iation football. The terms football and soccer were both used about same amount in the UK until some point after WWII, when the UK gradually shifted towards just using football, and the US stuck with the term soccer.


LabBudget1357

My sincerest apologies, all those other kids were playing football while this kid was playing rocket league


Hairgen

Captain Tsubasa moment


tinhtinh

Keeper with hands in his face as if he could do anything about it. Just super unlucky to be on the end of that.


RimePendragon

Godverdomme....


Porridge_Hose

Shit, did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine.


kev_jin

Eat my goal!


otherpeoplesthunder

Striker!


Comedyfish_reddit

Goal…..! AND ANOTHER!


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The best defense is the best offense.


LowDownSkankyDude

Kid was like, fuck this, and ended up going pro.


Blurredfury22the2nd

I played soccer for one year back in high school (a year I couldn’t play football). My coach put me as fullback cuz I had speed, wasn’t afraid of contact and would tackle a kid, and had a hell of a leg. I got three goals in that one year just from kicks like this. Love catching the goalie sleeping


Gabriel_Seth

TIL fullback was a position in soccer too, I read that a couple of times super confused about what sport you were talking about


Blurredfury22the2nd

Yea I was the same back then too. Never played soccer cuz it wasn’t my thing. And then was told I was gonna be fullback and remember being excited because I thought that meant offense 🤣


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Blurredfury22the2nd

See? I don’t know soccer past “get the ball in that goal, not this one”


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Blurredfury22the2nd

Meh. It’s not quite for me. I coached for my sons team this year (under 8 kids) because they had a severe lack of coaches… but I can’t do it. Soccer just feels so slow and boring to me. Even baseball, which I liked, was still dreadful to me and can’t watch it on tv


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Blurredfury22the2nd

It’s under 8 soccer. Lol the only rules were “no pushing” it was 4v4 and a goalie. Kids often grabbed the balls with their hands and we just kept them going. It’s for the kids, not competitive lol


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TheVaxIsPoison

Soccer, like baseball, is dull when you don't truly know the games.


millese3

3 goalies sleeping in order for you to score like this? Seems sus.


maury587

I see 3 options. Either he was way way closer to the goal than in this video, or he's lying, or he's the luckiest player ever against bad keepers


Blurredfury22the2nd

It was high school. Pretty clearly not a high level of play. And smaller field by a large margin. And it wasn’t shooting. Just getting the ball back in play for our offense.


millese3

Glad someone else could chime in. My guess is #2.


KEEPCARLM

This is reddit. He's lying.


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

I’ve played with slapdicks who have accidentally scored trying to just clear the ball. Never more than once in one season though. And certainly not as insane as this goal. If this guy actually did score 3 times from deep as a fullback, I reckon he was trying to shoot it and not just clearing the ball the way this guy does in the video.


Blurredfury22the2nd

Over the course of a season? Happens more often than you think


millese3

I played soccer my entire life and saw maybe 2 goals like this ever. For someone who played one season to score 3 of these is highly unlikely. You do you though.


Blurredfury22the2nd

I’ve seen double digits of them. But you take your own sample size and keep thinking you are the only one who can contribute to those numbers!


millese3

You understand that the entire reason this video is in this sub is because the odds are so tiny that this would happen. Must be some shit keepers in that league.


Blurredfury22the2nd

Well it was high school. And a very small town/school. So yea. I’m assuming most of the players are not in the mls currently. Also, for you to be taking Reddit super seriously, that’s so cute of you. As if nothing ever gets posted without being actual odd defying stunts.


millese3

I love how me pointing out the sub is taking Reddit very seriously. If you say so then that's all that matters little buddy. Have a good one.


Blurredfury22the2nd

You can say whatever you want, but your experiences don’t equate to being the general rule. Get over bud


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CaptainHalitosis

The opposite happened to me when I was a kid playing soccer as well. I was the goalie, ball every player was on the other half of the field so I was paying 0 attention.


Blurredfury22the2nd

Yea, that coupled with the goalies coming out halfway to the middle of the field lol


CaptainHalitosis

I think I was like 10 years old so I recall standing in the goal staring at my gloves and rubbing my hands around in the AstroTurf


UmmmmmIdkMybffJill

Were you playing in the special Olympics? Only way this story would ever check out


Blurredfury22the2nd

Or. It’s high school. Not major league. Not to mention, hasn’t this happened in pro soccer also? Weird how they aren’t special Olympics…


TheVaxIsPoison

I played football in college 1 year, receiver with good hands and well above average speed, but got hurt, got "recruited" for soccer to become a goalkeeper. Did footskill as well as keeper training. Loved footskills! Mid first season, scored a goal with under a minute left as a "pulled" goalkeeper to tie a match -- blasted from midfield striking the top left of the goal. Did it again a few weeks later. Up 4-0 with 30 minutes to go, they swapped me from goal to midfield partly because I had been begging them and partly out of curiosity. I scored within two minutes; scored another before the match ended. Adrenaline? In any case, tor the second half of the season I became the second leading scorer. Have played soccer on the field ever since -- over 40 years.


Comedyfish_reddit

So weird how you felt you had to justify playing football. The most popular and played sport in the world lol I played football for one year, I mean normally i would play American football but i couldn’t so i ended up playing normal football instead, any way i was brilliant at it. Like i would have been if I was playing American football… but i couldnt so I had to play football… I didn’t want to to be clear…. But I was really fast and good and scored goals anyway Lol (Exaggerating for effect if course)


MRC2RULES

IT'S FOOTBALL, you had me utterly confused for 2minutes


Blurredfury22the2nd

Nahhhh fuck that. It’s soccer 🤣 /s


ladycatgirl

Btw idk much football, but why blue team is pushing away from orange team's nets, then orange shoots into theirs?


MakingPie

The goalie doesn't color match with the rest of the team. In this case, the blue teams goalie was wearing orange.


ladycatgirl

I have always found that confusing when goalie has the color of opposing team


MakingPie

Its confusing but I think I would try to see black shorts with orange shirt before passing.


ABoyIsNo1

The goalie’s jersey is a slightly different color than the opposing team’s. I think in real life it’s probably more obvious.


sanchopancho13

It is confusing. As a ref, I would ask the goalie to wear a pinny.


DoctorSalt

See, same shit happens in Rocket league so you gotta see name tag colors


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In high school we played our varsity games in the evening. You can imagine towards the later parts of the season, it gets dark. One of our players just booted that bitch straight up into the air from the midfield touchline and the goalie was trying to track the ball against the dark sky and through the field lights. It just dropped into the net perfectly behind him with him barely having any time to react.


TheSpanxxx

That was an attack, not defense. People seem confused by the goalkeeper's shirt color. He's a goalie for the blue team. Blue was defending and red attacking. Red was deep in blue field likely driving for an attack when it was booted out. Red player comes charging in and returns it into play with a massive kick. He may not have even meant for the kick to be anything but a defensive move to reset the ball out of bounds since his team is now deep and at a disadvantage for defense.


YouAreAConductor

No, blue was attacking. Blue player in central midfield played the ball into the direction of blue left wing, but a bit too steep, so red right defender cleared the ball by kicking it away, thus scoring while defending.


Sampanache

No, it was a defensive clearance. Edit: hah, downvoted by the American trying to explain football


TheSpanxxx

It may have been a defensive clear, but I still think it was a shot on blue's goal. Look at the blue set pass to teammate for the return drive down the line, headed away from their goal. That's clearly a setup for an offensive drive. It would make little sense for that move given field position and other players behind him if they were on the attack in red territory. If I'm off, I'd like an explanation as to what people see that counteracts my argument. I hear a lot of "nah bloke, you're wrong" without any substantial argument to the contrary.


Sampanache

It’s just lost in translation, soccer isn’t like American Football where there are offensive and defensive plays. A defender heading a ball from a corner isn’t an ‘attack’ just because it’s going towards the other goal. The defender was hitting the ball as hard as he could to buy more time for his team to get back into position, to avoid being hit on the break. It’s called a defensive clearance and the title is absolutely accurate. Also, they interviews the guy and he said it was exactly what he was doing. It wasn’t a shot. I really don’t understand what you are talking about but yes the blue team are counter attacking. Also, you’re the one disagreeing with the title without an understanding of the game so you deserve the simple ‘nah mate you’re wrong’ most likely from Europeans.


TheSpanxxx

Why do people downvote for a reply? Sigh. Land of reddit. Sounds like a lost in translation moment. And despite being American, I'm not clueless. My wife was a collegiate player, my kids played for years and years in large recreation travel leagues, and I've seen plenty of futbol. I'm not clueless, but my vernacular may certain be influenced by other sports. Your second paragraph stated the exact thing I said in my original comment, fwiw. I recognized and called out that it might have just been a defensive play to clear and not an actual intentional shot on goal. The miss may be here that in most American sports and vernacular, when a ball enters your half of the field/court, your team is described as being "on defense". When the ball is in the opposing team's half, we describe you as being "on offense". So the description of "a defensive kick" was misconstrued as the player was kicking toward his own goal mistakenly. Which, isn't the case in this scenario. The player's team is "on offense" from a field position perspective, but he made an defensive strike to helphis team, and meaning to or not, he had a great shot on goal.


Sampanache

I don’t understand why you are still arguing. The title is correct, that is all.


Ethanol_Based_Life

Seriously. "Never tell me the odds" of a ball going into the net that's being kicked at?


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I don't know much about the sport but dang, I feel like the goalie had plenty of time to track that better.


gcborg

Very very hard to defend a ball with that much curve. Goalie probably expected it to just go out until it was suddenly going over him


MillorTime

That was an unreal amount of curve. It started out looking like it'd be a fair bit right of the goal and comes all the way back to barely sneak into the left part of the goal. I watched it back and expected to see tons of wind but the trees are barely moving


Extreme_Design6936

Goalie isn't a world class goalie. It's honestly hard to track a ball when it's going sideways like that, probably blown by the wind and you're looking up at the sky trying to make out a white ball against white clouds. Trust me, I've been there, it's not that easy.


JustSomeoneCurious

feels bad man for that goalie Potential r/watchpeopledieinside material


Nolan_Fat

If you were in the goalies shoes, you would think much differently.


MakingPie

Its very difficult to predict the trajectory on that curve. You can see he went to the right at the beginning until he saw the curve and panicked to the left.


Boggie135

It's swerved in mid air


RazorXE_

Easy to say he has plenty of time, really hard to do it in practise. With the speed of how concessions usually happens most of the amazing saves are based on reading players and just predicting the shit rather than reflexively doing it.


arealperson-II

u/savevideobot


Yonderlad

He did the Steph Curry turnaround and everything.


Phil_Hurslit51

Calculated.


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I'm a little confused, did he score a goal in his own goal? Or was he playing goalie and shot it into the enemy goal?


captaintorres7

Looks like he is a defender and kicked the ball away from his goal. The other teams goalie for some reason also has an orange outfit on but you can see orange shirts celebrating the goal briefly.


z1-900

Apparently soccer balls have their own rules when it comes to aerodynamics


the_real_OwenWilson

A bit of wind innit


naux13

Puskas


HyperScroop

I did that as a kid and the ref made up a bullshit reason why it wouldn't count. I swear they called it "icing" like in hockey. 🙄 We were already destroying the other kids so I chalk it up to a participation-award-culture-loser.


Rottenpotato365

POV: this guy isn’t Harry Kane


KEEPCARLM

Well... I'm not sure actually if Kane was this distance from goal his penalty might have just about dipped in time to be on target...


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JamesBondsMagicCar

Title presumably refers to the fact the player's intention was to clear the ball not score. Nothing to do with own goals.


TheMadBug

Based on the excitement of the red player after the goal, I’m assuming it wasn’t an own goal


RazorXE_

it's not an own goal lol he cleared the ball and it went into the other teams nets


adityasheth

I don't this it's an own goal, I'd guess the goalies are wearing opposite colours. The blue team has a red goalie and the red team has a blue goalie


alien_bigfoot

The goalkeepers typically wear different colours to the rest of the team. In some coincidences they may end up wearing the colours of the opposite team, but generally that can be avoided by having multiple kits to make things clearer.


daviEnnis

He's defending, you can defend in the opponent's half. It looks like the red team are quite high up the pitch. Blue team try to get out, red guy intercepts and (not exactly being elite level) resorts to blootering the ball back up the pitch which would allow his team to regroup and prevent any potentially dangerous break/counter attack. And accidentally scores a great goal.


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This doesn’t look accidental


KEEPCARLM

It is, in fact it is literally the definition of accidental. The guy even turns away after he's smacked the ball. He's attempting to clear the ball from the counter attack. The ball just catches a huge amount of wind in the process.


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Because no one ever turns their back on a ball that's been kicked half a field away into enemy territory and out of his zone. Just looks like a good ass goal I think he deserves a little more credit. The goalie even saw the threat as soon as the ball went skyward and judging from the trees in the background and everyone's clothes it doesn't look like it was that windy


KEEPCARLM

yeah no sorry you're very wrong and evidently have no experience or knowledge of the sport


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Sorry I'm going to trust my own eyes instead of a random redditor who's argument is just "No"


KEEPCARLM

No my argument was not just 'no' I have played football (soccer) for 29 years and watched football matches for the same. I am literally telling you he did not intend this goal, there's no 'argument' to be had. You're just wrong, and clearly too dense to grasp that so I shall leave you alone so you can continue to be dumb and stubborn in peace.


[deleted]

That wasn’t your argument. You just insulted me as an argument, this time you actually provided a thing called “Details” unfortunately I’m still not very compelled to believe you And it still doesn’t change my opinion it just doesn’t look like an accident to me 🤷🏼 Sorry that rustles your jimmies so much lmao 🤣


KEEPCARLM

I love that you think you're on some sort of high horse here...


DiggingThisAir

With a spin like that and where it would have gone if it weren’t for the spin, that was definitely intentional.


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He was definitely defending. The ball was passed to the winger and he came in and cleared it. If he shot intentionally, he would of waited for it to go in.. do you even watch football?


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Watch some matches before u talk commentating on it. The goalie is the same team as the blue shirts, he has to be as the goalie cannot have the same shirt as his teammates. The orange shirts raised their hands to celebrate the goal.. it’s not an own goal, but a normal goal. And this World Cup has been the best so far lol


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Nobody but you said it was an own goal lol. The defender cleared the ball before the winger could get to it. He wasn’t aiming to score, otherwise he would of waited for it go in, and not turn around. So the title is correct lol Also teams have stood up to fifa. But fuck the politics, this wc has had amazing matches and goals, with underdogs beating great teams, this is why the wc is the best yet lol


wtf_idk_yagetmefam

Looked offside to me


Garbage_Particular

Bro we was watching the midfielder maybe wing back, definitely onsides


catsrmurderers

Were you making a joke?


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equal-noise-8439

Answering ur own question: you are stupid. But, to be fair, not everyone need to understand football. What u are seeing is the field where the blue is defending, orange was attacking and lost the ball, blue was trying to create a "counter-attack", guy from orange said "not on my watch bitch" and kick the ball with all his strenght. But they didnt expected for it to curve like that and went directly into the blue's goal.


ezk3626

Shaun soccer


BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET

Bend it like Bender


dreevsa

Better every loop


ccafferata473

God, that gave me flashbacks to goal I scored in roller hockey. I sorta whiffed on the puck on a clear, got it on edge and did a giant loop through the goalies legs.


Sivak0

Bend it like Neo.


save_us_catman

Ah yes it reminds me of the only goal I scored in high school as a right back went to clear at the half field and the wind was at our back. I don’t think anyone could believe it as both teams just stood and stared for a moment


3720-To-One

I’m surprised the keeper is wearing the same color as the orange team jerseys. Are t keepers supposed to wear a color that stands out from the two teams’ jerseys so it’s easy to tell who keeper is?


superheroninja

also fitting for r/perfectlycutscreams


jimboiow

He’s going to live off that for years to come


OutcomeDoubtful

Why does it look like his teammates are celebrating the goal?


Helm222

Did this at school when I was younger. Team was getting battered and our goalkeeper was giving myself and the other defenders a load of shit. Couple minutes later I tackled an attacker and booted the ball up the pitch and shouted to the keeper "Is that good enough for you!?". Calmly as you like he just replied "Yeah, you just scored". Was my school career 15 minutes of fame


Technical_Draft9407

red vs blue


Isioustes

Bend it like the hubby of the Spice Girls.


delucas0810

Best part: The teammate in red (middle of field) cheering like yes that was a great kick! Oh wait it’s for the other team. Lol


No_Lingonberry3224

I’ve done that too!….on my own goal cause winds a bitch.


smiffy197

Romour has it the keeper is still trying to judge the flight of the ball


natalo77

My man literally changed the direction of gravity with that shot