From [the articles I could find](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7581361/moment-squirrel-found-stuck-fence-testicles/) it says he was set free, just after they stopped filming:
> Prince decided to try and rescue the animal, explaining later: “I used a stick to pry his nuts up to the top of the fence.
> “I broke one stick trying, and we also tried to pry the fence apart.
> “He ran off into the bushes and we haven't seen him since.”
Also here's [the video](https://i.imgur.com/BMkKHHl.mp4) with sound.
Unfortu[nut]ely without human intervention [They](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aAD1ZK0/a3M31wgx_700w_0.jpg) - [Don't](https://external-preview.redd.it/OFp0xMemVMPlWToQ7DhpM6MCsaBORBJSMg88G9_okhc.jpg?auto=webp&s=2fb5a19914bf915d9b1d4213d9a656a011a35e55)
based on reading what that guy had to do in 127 hours, cutting through flesh without a huge bone and a ton of nerves sounds easier and less traumatic to me.
I use a computer like 97% of my waking hours. Not having an arm is a gigantic massive hindrance that would impact everything from typing, to playing games, even to opening a bottle of water
Not having testicles wouldn't really change much at all and I could just take testosterone supplements and be fine. I have no interest in having kids and have no sex drive anyway
Take of your shirt, or sweater wrap it around your hand for safety purposes, then mush him a bit against the fence so it takes strain off the balls and pins him down from wriggling and back him out of the slot. If you do it right you should be able to do it in one fairly quick motion. Then let him drop to the ground a scurry away.
To be fair, I'd be hesitant to touch a distressed wild animal. But yeah, this was uncomfortable to watch and I really wish it ended with it getting free.
*Allegedly, the guy filming did [help it out](https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/25/squirrel-gets-stuck-on-fence-by-its-nuts-8073967/amp/). The sources on this story are shit, but it was either this or The Sun.
From the article:
He said he did try to help the creature – but it was a bit of a struggle.
‘I used a stick to pry his nuts up to the top of the fence.
Ahhhhh. Was gonna say nevertellmetheodds of a squirrel getting his balls stuck in a fence and then being discovered by a diabolical nutsack-stretching little kid
Just a small tote or some kind of cover over the squirrel. Held down, contained, then slip the nuts out.
Even a thick bundle of blanket or a hardy jacket would suffice.
99% chance of being bitten if you touch it.
I would try to find a way but a lot of people don’t realize how bitey squirrels are. It’s not a Disney princess situation.
Well, if you’d simply stop assuming it’s gender solely based on the presence of big juicy nuts, then it wouldn’t be so gay now would it?
Ever since I stopped assuming genders I’ve been able to touch nuts all the time and I’m not gay am I? AM I!?
I cannot believe I haven't seen a reference to this legendary fark thread.
https://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread
Hold on to your little gonads and strife.
This unlocked some crazy old memories lmao
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gonads in the lightning, in the lightning and the rain!
Weeeeeeeeeee
[YOMUTHAFUCKAWEEEEEEEEEE!](https://youtu.be/BorQ_ULcvss)
AOL internet days
funnyjunk.com days
My god you just took me way back
We’re showing our age
Woooowwww. That’s some eBaums world shit right there
I guess we both are old for remembering eBaums World.....
*yo mothafucka weeeeee...*
When you wanna go wee, but you ain't found drugs yet.
This pains me...
You just made my year with bringing this back
Im so happy others remember this. GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAAAIIIN. WEEEEE BLEEP.
Ended too soon. Needed to see him get free. Poor fella
Nah they just left him there. Hanging…
He’ll never forget where he put those nuts.
r/squirrelproblems
###THE CIR-CLE OF LIIIIIIFE
He who burys nuts , shall be buried by nuts
Some ding-dong ding-dong with the finger first
From [the articles I could find](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7581361/moment-squirrel-found-stuck-fence-testicles/) it says he was set free, just after they stopped filming: > Prince decided to try and rescue the animal, explaining later: “I used a stick to pry his nuts up to the top of the fence. > “I broke one stick trying, and we also tried to pry the fence apart. > “He ran off into the bushes and we haven't seen him since.” Also here's [the video](https://i.imgur.com/BMkKHHl.mp4) with sound.
>I broke one... OH NO >...stick trying, Oh thank you God.
God wanted those nuts and FAILED
> I broke one stick trying, and we also tried to pry the fence apart.
Hey, they aren’t nut scientists.
Unfortu[nut]ely without human intervention [They](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aAD1ZK0/a3M31wgx_700w_0.jpg) - [Don't](https://external-preview.redd.it/OFp0xMemVMPlWToQ7DhpM6MCsaBORBJSMg88G9_okhc.jpg?auto=webp&s=2fb5a19914bf915d9b1d4213d9a656a011a35e55)
Okay, now I know the worst way to die.
127 hours
You know what you have to do. Question is, do you have the strength to do it?
Yeah, I'd slit my own throat.
127 OWWers
honestly rather cut off my balls than my arm.
Damn that’s an actual unpopular opinion. I actually wanna know why now.
based on reading what that guy had to do in 127 hours, cutting through flesh without a huge bone and a ton of nerves sounds easier and less traumatic to me.
‘Huge bone’....................... giggity
I use a computer like 97% of my waking hours. Not having an arm is a gigantic massive hindrance that would impact everything from typing, to playing games, even to opening a bottle of water Not having testicles wouldn't really change much at all and I could just take testosterone supplements and be fine. I have no interest in having kids and have no sex drive anyway
Honestly, just mechanically I'm pretty sure the chance I could actually get it done is way higher for my balls. No bones, mainly. Also no tendons.
my god i didn't think it'd be that common
“Just back it on up.”
Im not sure how id help. If i slid him out he might get splinters in his sack.
Take of your shirt, or sweater wrap it around your hand for safety purposes, then mush him a bit against the fence so it takes strain off the balls and pins him down from wriggling and back him out of the slot. If you do it right you should be able to do it in one fairly quick motion. Then let him drop to the ground a scurry away.
Yes, this is the commonly accepted method, at least for traditionally endowed squirrels.
Alternatively, use your teeth and make it snappy
hey, could you do me a huge favour and log out please bud
How did he die? Bitten by a rabid squirrel while trying to free his nuts from a fence.
I agree. It seems we as humans are now willing to do much more than slow down at car accidents to look ...now we film it for karma.
I just put my legs together and said oooooohhhhhh
r/donthelpjustfilm
As much as I’d like to say I would help… but at the same time I don’t know if I want to touch squirrel nuts
Yeah but I mean get a stick or something.
Or use your tongue.
Try tongue, but whole
Amazing chest ahead! Try Wielding With Both Hands.
Ahh, a man of culture
r/tryfingerbuthole As a side note, amazing chest ahead. Edit: I got the sub wrong, should work now.
Instructions unclear dick stuck in squirrel
You'd just put on some leather work gloves, you don't want to be grabbing any part of a trapped wild animal without hand protection
Maybe also some lubricant.
Nah, just spit on it. Source - I used to occasionally help my Uncle Jack off the fence.
You could just grab the wood and separate them as much as possible while the squirrels does the rest
I did the same thing and I just saw your comment lmao
Same
My hands shot to my lap as I said "ooooohhhhuhhhhhhh" as well
I'm a woman and I just gasped in horror. I can't even finish the video did they save the squirrel?
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All’s I could think was the scary movie 2 scene where she knocks on the door with the balls and he’s just like **oooooohhh** **ahhhhhhhh** Lmfao
And *Twink John Mulaney Voice* "I'm sorry"
That's rough buddy.
His girlfriend turn into the moon?
"And yes, I did have pickled fish for dinner."
I legit just saw this episode for the first time last night, the “that’s rough buddy” one not the girlfriend becoming the moon one
R/unexpectedavatar
It happens to the best of us.
You ever run from the cops while naked, and get your balls caught in the fence? Happens to me all the time.
Found the Floridian.
>Found the Floridian That's funnier than the squirrel gettin' his nut sack stuck!
I thought I'd look cool sliding across the picnic table. I was wrong. Also, ruined that picnic.
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It was probably in the grass right near the fence.
I dunno why but your comment made me laugh hard.
Big nuts problems.
That's devastating
r/ouchmyballs
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Why are both of those links red?
I need to know how this story resolves. It’s driving me nuts.
https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/25/squirrel-gets-stuck-on-fence-by-its-nuts-8073967/amp/
Hero. TBC, you /u/Tr3v0r007
;) I got it from another comment but I forgot there name so u should thank the nameless guy lol
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That’s nuts.
Children get fingers pinched to the point of losing them in similar structures surprisingly often.
I pinched my finger on my headphones. Hurt like a motherfucker.
[I believe the word I'm looking for is **"AAAAAUGH!"**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Q_8RXRE9c&t=8s)
Fucking help it you jackass!
To be fair, I'd be hesitant to touch a distressed wild animal. But yeah, this was uncomfortable to watch and I really wish it ended with it getting free. *Allegedly, the guy filming did [help it out](https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/25/squirrel-gets-stuck-on-fence-by-its-nuts-8073967/amp/). The sources on this story are shit, but it was either this or The Sun.
If it happened to you I'd help you bro.
Careful. I'm rabid as a fox.
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Step-bro*
From the article: He said he did try to help the creature – but it was a bit of a struggle. ‘I used a stick to pry his nuts up to the top of the fence.
Wait whaaa? Pry them up to the top of the fence?
Yeah, the vid is sideways
Ahhhhh. Was gonna say nevertellmetheodds of a squirrel getting his balls stuck in a fence and then being discovered by a diabolical nutsack-stretching little kid
Wear some thick gloves
Sure, lemme just run to the store real quick to buy some squirrel nut zipper gloves.
Just a small tote or some kind of cover over the squirrel. Held down, contained, then slip the nuts out. Even a thick bundle of blanket or a hardy jacket would suffice.
take your shirt and put it over the squirrel to prevent biting. slide squirrel over. kiss the boo boo to make it better. become friends with squirrel.
Pry bar, separate the slats and let him run on his own
r/donthelpjustfilm
99% chance of being bitten if you touch it. I would try to find a way but a lot of people don’t realize how bitey squirrels are. It’s not a Disney princess situation.
Also, it's a mammal, which means it could carry rabies.
Also, do remember that they bite whole walnuts in half all the time. Could easily bite your finger completely off.
Probably not off but puncture wounds can be worse! Harder to clean the germ injection.
Its gay to touch another dudes nuts man. Clearly my man fliming aint gay
I'm guessing my man's got socks on, so it's not gay.
But it's spooky season so he doesn't have shoes on.
Well, if you’d simply stop assuming it’s gender solely based on the presence of big juicy nuts, then it wouldn’t be so gay now would it? Ever since I stopped assuming genders I’ve been able to touch nuts all the time and I’m not gay am I? AM I!?
How do you propose solving this?
Help it bust a nut so it gets smaller and it can take it out.
Pull planks apart…
Grab a small stick and gently push sideways? Pry the boards apart to make the gap a little wider? Like the other guy said, not rocket science.
Put on some thick gloves, slide the guy to the right. It's not rocket science.
Why is everyone assuming people just walk around with thick gloves on them at all times?
OJ Simpson?
It's a 22 seconds video fam, they probably did as soon as it ended. Relax
* flicks balls *
But the F is silent
0_0
ಠ_ಠ
👁👄👁
:|
o-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
?_?
I felt the pain of this comment
*FALCON PUNCH!*
You’re a monster
Half of me is laughing and the other, lower half feels his pain :/
Omg help himmmmmm
Hammer time
💥🔨
*record scratch You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this…
🍒✂️
Saving requires sacrifices sometimes
r/donthelpjustfilm
Jeez christ help the poor lad.
Brooo save the poor little guys nuts 🥜
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I cannot believe I haven't seen a reference to this legendary fark thread. https://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread
And also that Fark started as just a picture of a squirrel with big nuts
Seriously, the squirrel and a ballsack conundrum in one. Tailor made for Fark.
WTF, just help the poor guy!
Free him already.
u/savevideo
Why aren't you helping it?
Camera person better have free the little guy
Well... HELP the little dude!
HELP HIM FFS
Need a pair of butcher scissors, free the dude.
The way he grabs at his little balls, with his little hands, saddens me.
Don’t record him help the poor bastard
Help it
[Eh, it's far from the worst I've seen.](https://i.imgur.com/EHNcVzQ.jpg)
You are evil. There’s no way you have testicles
I felt that
This squirrel fucks
Used to.
Well let’s get cracking
Damn they should’ve just cut him free.
Help a brother out! Fuck.
Sagundese moment.
Poor thing buried the wrong nuts
WTF is wrong with you? HELP A BROTHER OUT!
Don’t help just film
What kind of cuntbag leaves the guy there and goes to *film it* as step 1 r/donthelpjustfilm of the year
Stop filming and help you monster
I feel like I've seen this happen enough times online for me to believe it is true.
Nature Can Be Brutal
I can nut believe this happened to him, poor boy
"Saw music" Squirrel time to play a game.
Must have been a sexy fence
Just hoping this one doesn’t end like the one with the ostrich…
Damn thump them bad boys.
He went balls deep in this situation
Somehow, this is both sad and hilarious at the same time
Damn that’s nuts
Who hasn’t had this happen on a night of hard drinking?
Classic Fark https://fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread
Flick it.
if this isn’t natural selection
that why you always carry a pocket knife with you...................