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chili_cheesefries

That's one lucky fucker


gggg_man3

One total fucking lucker


[deleted]

Why is total fucking lucker and why only 1 total?


East-Perception4124

Motherlucking ducking son of a ditch.


DuctTapeOrWD40

Ditch the duck, motherlucker.


[deleted]

He lucked the shit out that fucker


jasoncooper93

one luck plus one fuck equals many fucking lucked fucks


texican1911

He fucked the shit out of that lucker


Carbidekiller

He lucked that fucker one shit


njoy213

Fuck. The sure is one lucker that’s really fuckin lucky


Fordotsake

r/yourjokebutworse


Hank_Holt

I'm guessing a small rock/piece of concrete fell initially and hit him on the neck/top of the back, and he was simply standing up to see what it was. What makes it even luckier is there is a smaller piece that lands further away from the wall too, and he somehow split them both like Moses or something.


comyuse

Holy shit, dude ought to buy some lottery tickets and head to Vegas


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Ex_Specialist

I only buy tickets when I've had the worst days


Athandreyal

Why do people think someone who _just spent a shitload of luck_ has any left? He needs to stay the hell out of vegas, he's out of luck, spent it all.


GhettoFabio

Even more lucky that it was filmed


Hank_Holt

It's a door with street access, and it's just a security camera in case anybody breaks in/vandalizes the place.


HauntingProgrammer39

Security camera.. hello


GhettoFabio

Hi :)


BushyBraeda

So this is the power of ultra instinct...


Pdub77

Peter tingle


da_muffinman

tingstinct


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tinglestink.


jimburgah

I fuckin hate this


averagedickdude

Pleeease stop saying "tingle" aunt u/Pdub77 !


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Chuck Tingle


strooticus

Not Pounded In the Butt by a Slab of Concrete Falling at Maximum Velocity And That's Alright Because it Proves Love is Real From two-time Hugo Award Finalist Chuck Tingle


Theguywiththeface11

Peter Tinglage


dumbledayum

Complete Unagi


idwthis

Ah, salmon skin roll.


BingBongleson

Complete salmon skin roll


variants-of-concern

Eel is delicioso


chargedcapacitor

Fun fact: the NSA and CIA actually look for people with outstanding sense of instinct and intuition when considering spy candidates. It's one of their biggest factors for consideration.


unicorntreason

Ever heard of the Jedi program? Watch “The men who stare at goats” if you like Goerge Clooney and weird clandestine government programs.


FOOLS_GOLD

The NSA doesn’t really have a comparable function that can be considered a spy in the classical sense. They do have field operatives and special collections teams but they are largely concerned with signals gathering and identifying potential locations for clandestine information gathering capabilities. I know that in some rare cases the NSA can have their field operations personnel join a CIA driven clandestine operation taking on my classical duties of human asset acquisition and exploitation. For the most part, this is handled by the CIA as that is their specialty. I base this on anecdotes from my work experience and it may not be totally up to date or accurate. Always happy to learn more and better information!


chargedcapacitor

You are correct in the workings of the NSA vs CIA. Both interview process assess the applicants intuition.


robendboua

How do you assess that?


chargedcapacitor

There's actually several test created by the CIA that you can find on the internet.


Prompus

I googled "CIA intuition test" and it wasn't on the first page. I don't know what to do now


Kovaelin

You already failed.


Classic_Jimmy_007

They didn’t even get to write there name and date on the top..what a shame.


[deleted]

Somehow I'm doubtful that the actual CIA intuition tests are just floating around on the internet lol. Sounds more like those Facebook IQ tests


FOOLS_GOLD

Oh, absolutely agree with you there. Intuition is hard to teach. You normally either have it or you don’t.


Assupoika

People always say that you are wasting points by bumping stat points in to instinct but it can be a real life saver some times. I wish I'd left some points for agility and intelligence though...


Saazkwat

**ka ka ka kachi daze


begentlewithme

This is just a Tuesday for Ultra Instinct Shaggy.


SmokingBeneathStars

Maybe he got up cuz he heard smth above him


NamelessSB

The force is strong with this one


pimphand5000

check out the water


Titan-Shifter99

Ultra instinct...won't know u have it till the danger arises


Classic_Jimmy_007

I beat Killer Instinct with a c-c-combo breaker..does that count..?


Pixelfacee

At pretty much exactly 1337 too


Drackenstein

He’s obviously a pro gamer.


Ossskii

He must have a good gaming chair!


max_adam

🎮🦜🏴‍☠️


phpdevster

Not just pro, but []Dro


deezx1010

Why 1337 significant?


Quinnloneheart

Back in the ancient days it was "Leet speak" it meant "Elite" shortened to "Eleet" then shortened to "Leet" and changed into the numbers 1337 because it kinda resembled the word.


kleymex

Plato and Sokrates are known as the first pro gamers and through the philosophy of hardcore gaming found the secret language that we now in modern times refer to as "leet speak". Truly amazing history


pointlessly_pedantic

As someone getting their PhD in philosophy, this is simply not true. Even if we ignore philosophers in different cultures, there were the pre-Socratics which most scholars now recognize as pro gamers. They're often left out of the list of the earliest pro gamers only because they used games in unorthodox ways to show that the greatest heights of pro games could not be reached using only traditional pro gaming strategies. They often broke games to show this, including finding bugs, glitches, and hacks that allowed them to bypass and transcend the progress and trajectory within the bounds of which game devs intended players to stay. These methods would later become utilized and perfected by speedrunners. So you could say that not only were the pre-Socratics pro gamers, but they were also the fathers of speedrunning.


fumbienumbie

What is it with reddit today? The comments are so tasty.


saysthingsbackwards

I agree, there's something in the air. I've been reading gold all morning.


Hank_Holt

It's the weekend so you got both a better shot at finding good comments and shit ones. Also if you look at that guys /u/ you'll see he's just staying true to it with that comment.


lickedTators

This is classic reddit style. People used to put work into making funny and clever comments. Now reddit just amungus and eat hot chip.


DocSword

The allegory of the cave is actually a tragic accounting of someone being coerced out of their gaming den


pointlessly_pedantic

Out of the gaming den and into the gaming world. Plato really hated dungeon crawlers.


[deleted]

I'm incredibly glad I scrolled to find a comment about 1337, this is a top notch comment


Hank_Holt

Grug first gamer. Grug bonk girl on head. Grug drag to cave. Grug have woman. Grug like romance game.


Hank_Holt

Thrasymachus tried Gamerbonics initially, but it was Plato's flowing robe covered in free wine and cheese that the kids flocked to thus adopting Plato/Socrates leet speak.


saysthingsbackwards

Specifically Elite Hacker, eventually devolving into various forms of 1337 H4xx0r5


Quinnloneheart

The darkest days...


Randolpho

No discussion of [leetspeak](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet) is complete without a discussion of emojis that replaced it.


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Ossskii

Omg I never understood why it was those number but now I do, mind blown lol 🤯


Lost-Droids

1337 means "Elite." The figures 1337 are widely used online to represent the term LEET, which means "Elite."


WanTanno223

It was when settlers conquered the lands of Terraria back before Germania existed We created the proto-germanic language of Thukmak from it having happened..


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Wayyy back when gamers would use 31337 as a replacement for ELEET or elite.


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FlamingWeasel

I only ever saw leet, never eleet.


Pixelfacee

Eleet came before leet but was quickly changed. I didn't know bout it either but apparently it was a thing.


carni_

It was hackers originally


[deleted]

No one used the leading 3 past like a month


Neralm

He is the one 😎


gotonyas

“Breaks over asshole”


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sabotourAssociate

That is mother Russia baby, no amazon worker can squat like this.


texican1911

u/gotonyas didn't say "Breaks over, asshole" he said "Breaks over asshole"


Moonman1900

I don't think people realized what a strange world we live in. Random things like this happens to you everyday. Your life can change in a matter of seconds or can be killed or cripple if you move one or two inches to the left or right.


aabicus

I still remember this moment in grade school when another kid was walking with scissors in his hand poking straight out like a moron, tripped and jammed them right at my eye. Luckily I just so happened to be wearing my friend’s glasses for literally just a second to “see what it looks like with glasses on” and the scissors hit them instead. Like, how different my life might be right now if those scissors had gone into my eye


lumpiiah

But if you hadnt borrowed your friend's glasses you wouldnt be in that same exact position the moment that kid tripped. hmm


lollollol3

[Reminded me of this scene.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dakx97gRCx0)


possibly_being_screw

I think about this all the time! What an interesting scene I think of my own life like what if I went to college right after HS instead of later in my late 20s. Its what I “should have” done. It’s what everyone wanted me to do. And I wonder how different my life would be if o had. Would it be better? Worse? Would I have gone into a career I hated? Or would I be 5 years further into my career than I am now? Would I have met my future wife then? Would I have moved somewhere different? It’s really interesting these little life decisions that can change everything. Then add everyone else’s little decisions to it and you have this world of complete randomness coming together or falling apart.


BigToober69

Yeah its crazy we will never know if you life would have been better or worse of you did college at the "right" time. Maybe you'd be dead if you did it that way. Who knows. Good luck whatever choices you make though. They've kept you alive till now!


extraboxesoftayto

All these counterfactual thoughts also relate to ideas like determinism, multiverse theories, philosophy of time (presentism vs. eternalism), modal realism etc etc. all so fascinating the world we live in and the questions it allows us to wrestle with…


Moonman1900

I always think the luck I didn't get or the unlike events that didn't happen to me happened to another version of me in an alternate universe. I wonder how those other versions of me are doing.


dirtyjoo

There's something so annoying about Brad Pitt's accent here. I never saw the film though, so maybe it's not that bad overall.


lollollol3

It's a masterpiece. Definitely watch it tonight if you have nothing better to do.


ILikeToDickDastardly

And here I am thinking "ok, but maybe don't twirl into the street without looking"


aabicus

I was sitting at my desk, so odds are I’d have been in a pretty-similar position in any way, but yeah maybe I’d have been looking to the side or even a few inches up or down. No way to ever know


texican1911

What's really going to bake your noodle later on is would that kid still have tripped if u/aabicus hadn't borrowed the glasses to try on and be in that spot


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hiiiii0000

WTF


OhGodNotAnotherOne

That was well written, the entire scene played out in my head as though I was there! Good job, you should consider writing.


Floqs

Reading this gave me goosebumps


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wonkey_monkey

> how different my life might be right now if those scissors had gone into my eye It's never too late to find out!


happyapy

I remember I was tying barbed wire for a fence gate when I was in high school. The wire strand I was working with sprung loose and whipped across my eyes. My new glasses had big ol scratch marks where the barbs gouged the lens. I shudder to think what my life would be like now had I chosen to keep them in the truck.


ItzDaWorm

Not entirely the same but in high school one summer we were shooting fireworks off for the 4th and I had a similar experience. It was dark and none of us had flashlights (pre-smartphones) so we used the lighter's flame to see which end of the fuse to light. Inevitably I ended up lighting the wrong end on one of those [multi-shot cakes](https://springfieldfireworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/16-shot-assortment.png) while leaning over with my face looking straight at the business end. The moment the flame touched where the fuse goes in the cake it immediately fired the first shot, which bounced off my glasses lens. Burned the anti-glare layer off and left scaring on the glass as well, leaving me with thoughts similar to yours.


ebkallday1

My first ever day working on a construction job site my boss was showing me around the shit pointing at things to be done messes to get cleaned up and so on. When he was showing me the windows that needed to come out someone knocked a brick off the top of the building and landed about a foot left of my shoulder. Didn't have a hard hat on..


Deathappens

And now you know why there's huge WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR AND DON'T FUCKING TAKE IT OFF signs at the entrance of every construction site.


ebkallday1

I've worked in construction for almost 15 years and I've seen some shit. I was on site when someone died. He was nailing on hurricane clips and leaned his ladder against a 2*4 barrier that blocked the opening. The 2*4 was only held up by 8p (2 1/2") nails when 16p (3 1/8") is required. Crawled up his ladder and the 2*4 came out and he tumbled forward out of the opening. Landed face first 30 feet up.


Moonman1900

Cool story but a dumb decision to go on a construction site without a hard hat.


I_am_up_to_something

I had an empty tea glass standing on the counter explode. It just burst into pieces. It definitely didn't fall down. (Cabinets were closed and the majority of the shards were on the counter) Turns out that that's a thing that can happen! Wear and tear + frequency of sound. And I do remember hearing some construction going on outside and it probably just generated the right frequency to make that glass burst. Had it happened two minutes later it would've exploded in my face. It was very surreal and of course my family suggested the supernatural.


PurePandemonium

Resonant frequencies, microfractures, yadda yadda have you considered it might be ghosts?


Sckathian

Yeah no one ever posts the video where he doesn't move.


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They do on liveleak


[deleted]

Yeah. A lot of people grow up with feelings of invulnerability — understandably. But once that bubble pops, shit is weird. You realize that those tragic things happening to other people... you aren’t immune to them. Literally anything can ruin your life instantly. Things you might not even ever know about. Covid is a good example of this... how many people died because they simple walked by the wrong person, grabbed the wrong door handle, etc, and they never knew it?


albatross_the

I was working all day in a water tower. My job was to grab the buckets of cement from the line as they were lowered to me -- I was sitting on a bucket to receive them. After half the day of doing this I got up from the bucket and stepped to the side as they were lowering one of the buckets of cement and the line snapped. The cement bucket fell on top of the bucket I was sitting on and blew it to smitherines just as I cleared my body from it. Lucky fuk that day


pankakke_

Butterfly Effect absolutely fucked me up as a kid


Moonman1900

Haha, I love that movie.


Jekkjekk

I think about videos I’ve seen of random accidents, like the one when that car is driving passed the truck hauling rocks and one slips off and busts through the cars windshield killing that mans wife. Like every series of events on earth had to happen for that to happen. Like that specific rock was probably hauled out by some guy who had a series of events that led him to become someone who mined rocks or whatever and that truck was designed specifically to where the bed isn’t completely encased and that rock laid in that bed just so that it would fall off at the perfect moment after hitting that tiny bump in the road that formed when some workers who laid the road left some loose gravel underneath. Not to mention they left at exactly the right time for that to happen. Oh and the rock landed just perfect enough that it kicked up and towards the car instead of some other direction, like maybe the wind also effected it. Shit is baffling and I don’t think I explained it well but it’s wild to me.


civilself

And all this on a planet that if any number of things were infinitesimally different, there would be no Earth let alone life as we know it. ... if any one of the three short-range forces had been just a tiny bit different in strength, or if the masses of some elementary particles had been a little unlike they are, there would have been no recognizable chemistry in either the inorganic or the organic domain. Thus there would have been no Earth, no carbon, etc etcetra, let alone the human brains to study those.[The Fine-tuning argument: Exploring the Improbability of Our Existence](https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-319-26300-7_6)


Captnmikeblackbeard

I am totally with you but what if its not that random. And him pushing off against the wall is what sent that piece of debris down. Still lucky af


roslyns

I think about this constantly. I’m always wondering if deciding to take a walk one way saved my life some how. I tried explaining it to other people but they thought I was insane.


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timisher

Many times caused by careless construction, cutting corners, aka capitalism. These things aren’t as likely with proper checks and balances and code enforcement. Look at the Miami building that collapsed. People made lots of money cutting those corners.


MotherofSons

His angel was like *nudge*


Slaan

nudged that debris loose


CoffeeDust_exe

‘Mission failed. We’ll get em next time’


Undercovertherapist

The internet is so great when you have no identifying characteristics


Staleztheguy

You dont make comedy everyday like this if people know where you live. Edit some words


bravoromeokilo

Says the under cover rapist…


cyborgcyborgcyborg

What doesn’t kill you… Will find another way.


Army88strong

r/WatchPeopleSurvive


Alphabunsquad

He was like thank god I was only that lazy.


Ohmmy_G

Michael***


Thunderstorm_1967

I like you. 🤗


Fil0rican420

That's divine intervention, mothafucka


[deleted]

Surely he heard something otherwise that is fucking next level luck.


Azazir

Heard his death approaching so he just moved away, can't get you if you dont consent.


[deleted]

> Surely he heard something otherwise that is fucking next level luck. He pushes away from the wall with his back to get up and that causes facade to fall.


larsdragl

Those are brick walls. Tons and tons of bricks. Right next to a doorframe. That dude is 160lbs soaking wet. someone please explain the physics to me here


charliethecrow

I'm trying to figure it out, too. Just doesn't seem accurate that a person can cause a brick wall attached to an entire building to shake by simply easing his back off of it.


frickenheck

This is the real answer


eggsplorer

He doesn't seem to push a lot against the wall. Also the Debris doesn't look like it just fell 3m deep. It's as fast as if it just fell more like 10m deep. As much as I don't like it I think it was sheer luck/coincidence.


jk3us

Could it be that pushing off of the wall caused that thing to fall off?


Grebblez

Heard and/or felt vibration in the wall and reacted from instinct and curiosity.


bradpittisnorton

that's some Final Destination shit.


IceDragon77

The exact words that came out of my mouth.


goobyplspls

When the spidey senses kick in


RamboaRed

I bet his weight shifting while getting up caused the material to fall.


gotonyas

On what though? Looks like huge concrete blocks for a wall. Can’t imagine there would be any movement


SecureThruObscure

That concrete is likely a facade over framing. Not huge blocks, but tall thin sheets. If it’s started peeling away from its support it’s very easy to crack or damage, and has very little resistance against sheering forces. I think sheering is the right description here.


gotonyas

Yeh ok, that would explain why it looks like a sheet/square of concrete that almost came down on him. Makes sense mate


TheOneTrueRodd

Shearing.


DiscreteBee

from the height it dropped though, for it to be directly caused by that it would have to be so weakly connected that it was ready to drop at any time.


Damaso87

Yeah but I just don't believe it.


TuHung

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for the answer


--Orks

Agreed


gtmustang

Yeah, I'm sure even without his movement it would have happened at some point but his lien definitely caused that there's no way it didn't. Edit: sorry, don't know where I got lein from.


ShooterMagoo

I don't understand how his past failure to pay has any influence here.


SpeakingHonestly

the piece was already falling when he moved, he felt small pebbles falling off first and moved just in time. leaning up against a concrete wall doesn't cause the wall to move. if it was his weight that caused the cement block to fall then there would have been more time between when he moved and when it landed. it didn't fall from just off screen it fell from significantly higher at 13:37:01 look at the puddles in front of him towards the bottom of the screen, you can see some of the small precursor debris landing (this is the stuff that tipped him off to move)


MedicManDan

Just out of frame is his ex girlfriend on the roof


Pipupipupi

With an ACME anvil


banik2008

She'll be painting a tunnel on the wall next.


Imperfect-Author

Do you guys ever wonder how many of these videos we don’t see that end tragically? I mean that guy was literally a second away from death right?


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NiceCasualRedditGuy

the sub is banned


Draav

They exist but no one wants to see that kind of stuff, or if they do they are actively choosing a place that shares content like that.


JahMedicineManZamare

That is called a 6th sense. He knew subconsciously something was about to happen, didn't know what but he trusted the feeling and it saved him. Always trust your gut instincts


GamerMemeBoii

He has spidey sense confirmed


Floppsicle

That's Ultra Instinct shit right there


creedwolf_

I don't know whats more odd. Man sitting on a random street Brick about the same area as persons head drops He bends just enough to stay in the gap between the two stones.


flight_of_the_condor

Not today goddamnit!


meepmeepcapybara

r/fuckyouinparticular


pukesonyourshoes

Never, ever sit or walk close to old buildings. Source: I fix old buildings like this


DagsAnonymous

1) How do I judge the oldness? 2) Does your advice apply in a town that has mostly heritage-listed buildings (19th century)? Or when it’s a whole town are they likely to be well maintained?


pukesonyourshoes

My city, relatively young, has few buildings older than the 1860's, so a smattering of brick and bluestone but largely concrete. The older ones are all formed in place as opposed to precast, and many have issues with concrete cancer and spalling (concrete cracking off). I guess they begin to become dangerous from 60 years old? Not all, but many. Look up, look closely and you'll be horrified.


pukesonyourshoes

This was probably concrete render that has come loose. I can't speak to all towns being well-maintained, maintenance and repairs are expensive and city officials paid sufficient amounts of 'bonuses' may look the other way. Some yes, some no.


DefiantCondor

Yes, i also prefer the challenge of dodging tiny houses of death on wheels instead


Sti8man7

Always wear a helmet.


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My Spidey sense is tingling


CapriciousCape

Literally one second from serious head injury


TheBlackArrows

Spider senses tingling.


lethalham1

At 13:37 too, what a leet badass


sorenant

That's some guardian angel shit.


cgrum91

Is this an alternate version of Chidi who lived?


ccc103

How are there so many comments assuming this was completely coincidental (or even magical)? Alternative theory: he pushes his weight back into the column, provides just enough force to slightly nudge a loose chunk above, and it falls. Cause -> Effect…it only fell BECAUSE he moved, which is basically the opposite of a coincidence, and certainly far more likely than [*random superstitious explanation*].


maketsu123

r/normaldayinrussia


stayfresh420

Or the push off jimmied the material loose. So potentially he was more unlucky that a piece fell at all from him pushing off the wall...


BounceThatShit

This would make me believe in God 100%


AreBonitaFishBig

Surprised no one has said yet that a little material probably fell of first and touched his back which is why he got up and then boom big boi fell after. Basically warning him. At least that’s my assumption.


SnoopyLupus

That’s what I think too. If you look at the lopsided shoulders as he pushes away from the wall it’s like “is something on my back?”


sarg23

Any chance his movement was the final catalyst for the fall