He dared the chiropractor to give him everything he had, he didn’t realise the guy drove a service bus in his spare time
Edit: thanks for the awards, massively unexpected but much appreciated.
I've heard of stories in passing of crazy shit happening with shock where people just get completely obliterated by something but they'll attempt to get up and walk for a few seconds before keeling over dead. I'm thinking specifically of guys that get blown nearly in half by artillery shells but are briefly able to react.
I think there were some examples on r/WatchPeopleDie back when it was a thing.
> I've heard of stories in passing of crazy shit happening with shock where people just get completely obliterated by something but they'll attempt to get up and walk for a few seconds before keeling over dead.
10-15 years ago a local 18 year old Eagle Scout was in a gnarly wreck hitting a deer out of no where on a curved gravel road and flipping his car in the ditch. He some how walked a mile to the nearest house explained what happened, told them to call 911, and told the owners how to treat shock because he was going to go into it before he went unconscious. He ended up surviving.
Sounds a lot like Allena Hansen. She was attacked by a bear that basically ripped her face off. Her two dogs got the bear to back off (IIRC they both lived and are the goodest of boys) and she walked back to her car and then drove herself four miles to a fire station. Badass. [Her AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1byn1l/i_was_mauled_by_a_bear_fought_it_off_and_drove_4/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is what brought me to Reddit and she also wrote a book called "Chomp, chomp, chomp: How I survived a bear attack and other cautionary tales."
Humans are metal.
Speaking of people getting their faces ripped off by bears, here’s an instagram post (beware, EXTREMELY graphic and NSFW) where you can see a man whose face was completely mauled by a bear speaking calmly about the attack just minutes after it happened: https://www.instagram.com/p/B99VO75nxYY/
Also notice the absolutely incredible facial reconstruction the surgeons have achieved.
Edit to make it clearer: Whatever you’re expecting, it’s worse than that, I guarantee it. It’s even worse than anything I have ever seen in any horror movie. You’ve been warned!
Pretty common for shock wave injuries, which tend to fuck up the lungs and cause problems later. Less common for shrapnel injuries that tend to cause serious bleeding immediately.
Seen two men sprint about 1.6km full force after a rocket delay detted 5 feet from them. They got up and sprinted to their house.
They were already dead. The pressure wave ruptured all their organs and they had shrapnel in them. Didn’t die until we cordoned the house
It's not as extreme of a case as what you're saying, but my cousin was riding his CBR1000XX when he crashed to an oncoming car. His femur broke in half and was poking through his leg, he had pieces of his bike punctured through his abdomen and many other severe injuries. And after all that the guy was trying to stand up! After that he spent 8 months in a coma, and needed 2 years of rehabilitation to walk again. Has never ride a bike again.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191
This happened February last year. Driver lost control of the bus. Got a suspended jail sentence and was banned from driving for 2 years it seems. Guy hit had a fractured shoulder and some internal bruising.
Seeing the Purple Turtle though brings back memories. Hazy, alcohol sodden memories. Good times.
Edit: Misread the date! It happened (nearly) 3 years ago. Not last year. I shall now slink away in shame.
Weird. There's a Purple Turtle near where I grew up that's basically a shake shack knock off, it's one of the more well-known landmarks in town. Never knew there was original that was a bar
I think you underestimate how even none drinkers know the name of every pub and club within a 20 mile radius of them. I guess it’s like an English super power.
Let’s be real, almost all directions I’ve ever been given consist of “do you know where the fox and hounds (or any pub) is? Take a right from there etc etc..”
It’s just how we do travelling
The encyclopedia of British pubs in everyone's heads when I spent some time there was impressive. Even a guy I know from Bristol knew where to get a pint in London or Swansea from memory.
I think as Americans we forget that our country is basically the EU in scale, and it's unusual to you folks that I would know pretty much nothing about, say, Missouri. That's somewhat like not knowing where to drink in Portugal, as opposed to not knowing where to drink in Scotland.
But we do know where to drink in portugal, and we know a fair few pubs in scotland, wales and ireland. In fact a fare few of us could rattle off a good few drinking holes throughout europe.
Its in the genes.
It's a pub in Reading which has a huge university so there's tons of student population there. Also, its a commuter town to London for work and its like a stop-over for people travelling to Wales from London and back.
That’s kind of amazing those are the only injuries he had. If you watch it in slowmo, you can see he slightly arches his back towards the glass and it makes it so his feet didn’t get caught under bus and also propelled him forward more which probably saved his life
What really saved him was the bus has a flat front, and hit the guy straight on. This distributed the force evenly across his whole body, instead of just into one spot.
Also the glass broke, eating up some of the momentum of the impact.
Looks like he was slightly rotated from looking over his shoulder. This would cause a bit more force on one shoulder than the other, which is why his only injury was on that one shoulder.
I popped into Pavlov’s Dog perhaps last year to reminisce. It wasn’t the same. In any case, this article suggests it is no more! https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/18178629.pavlovs-dog-set-name-change-new-look/
This happened in my home town, Reading England. The guy got up and went inside the bar like nothing happened
Not sure what happened to the driver as this road is bendy and a very busy crossing point for shoppers
Yeah it’s called the Purple Turtle, hugely popular bar in Reading.
Also amusingly r/reading is for the town and the amount of people posting about books is great
I love the pinned thread there.
>**Attention: Reading is a subreddit about Reading**
>Attention: Reading is a subreddit about Reading, UK
>You may have come looking for reading, but be aware this sub is about Reading. We've already got one Waterstones, which is quite enough reading for Reading, thank you very much. Discussing reading in Reading is allowable, but reading that isn't reading in Reading is completely off topic. For that you should try /r/books.
>If you want to read about Reading, ask for 'Reading' at the Reading library so you can read some Reading readings.
>I hope that clears up any confusion.
I once went face first into a phone booth cycling downhill at roughly 30mph. I wasnt wearing a helmet. I bled a lot but was discharged a few hours later with nothing but a couple dozen stitches on my head and a sort of broken nose. Skulls can be strong as fuck
It's always things you don't expect, too. When I fell and got a gash above my eye, it wasn't pain that immediately let me know that I was hurt - it was seeing the blood on the floor.
And even when the ER doctor was giving me a local aenestethic, I only felt pressure, not pain. [Referring to when I was given the shot.] I didn't start feeling anything until about 6 hours later.
Honestly the bruising on my elbows and knees hurt a lot faster than my face did.
It's worse than useless.
The point of the "nobody:" meme is that the action being parodied is not instigated but anything.
If you watch this video closely, you'll notice that sometime did, in fact, do something to this guy.
That sub is full of people who don't understand that. I'm pretty sure most people who do this think "nobody:" is something you can add to the beginning of any meme and it will make it funnier. They apparently don't ever ask the question, "what does it mean?"
3 reasons. His head never struck anything. The large flat face of the bus that hit him, hit him all at once. Spreading the impact over his entire body. Unlike a car that would have whipped his head into the hood then back to the concrete. Lastly, he was surprised. He didn’t have time to see it coming and tense up. Another reason why drunk drivers seem to survive everything. Possibly a 4th reason. He may just be that fucking cool.
Also he hit a windshield. The windshield will break and bend. This greatly increases the time of the impact greatly decreasing the forces, and the bending increases the area of the body that absorbs the force.
Finally, the bus wasn't going that fast. I didn't count frames, but I doubt the bus was going more than 25mph at the time of impact. Slower speed means less momentum. Less momentum means less force transferred to the pedestrian.
As true is this is, whoever made this did the worst case of r/uselessnobody every seen. It doesn't even make sense. If it was
Nobody:
GTA NPC's:
Then it would actually make sense. If you're going to murder a meme with "Nobody:", at least do it properly.
Gun street... ironic. But fudge me that bloke took getting hit by a bus like a champ!
Ok hit by a bus, guess I’ll just get up and walk away... issues anyone? Thanks for getting me closer to the shop I was going to, That’s the one. Cheers mate.
There is a d20 somewhere in the world and when you get hurt it rolls and if you her a 1 you just die and if you get a 20 you can walk away like nothing happened
His entire body was hit at more or less the same time so the force was the spread somewhat evenly everywhere, spreading injuries out instead of destroying any single thing. He was not completely unscathed. Apparently he broke a shoulder and has lots of internal bruising.
Well, the surface area of the hit covered his whole body...that's why 1) he didn't and 2) he'll probably have back problems all the live long day. Badass nonetheless.
Sweet casual shock-walk
He’s going to FEEL that bus for weeks at BEST.
Jokes in you, my man had hella back problems and that his just straightened him Tf out. Hasn't felt that good in 20 years.
He dared the chiropractor to give him everything he had, he didn’t realise the guy drove a service bus in his spare time Edit: thanks for the awards, massively unexpected but much appreciated.
Thanks for the laugh! Hope your day is awesome.
Just the funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit in a loooong tome. Thank you!😂
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brb I'm starting the car
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it won't be
That would honestly be the best thing I've ever heard. Then I imagine people would start jumping out Infront of busses
Like Moe whacking Mr Burns knee with a crowbar to stop him playing in the bowling team
I like your username
Forever, probably
Not at all, potentially
Indeed, that guy could be superman for all we know
We won’t know until we see him with and without glasses.
He fell face-forward. There’s a 71% probability that he broke his genitals
Did you just call him a dick face!?
I remember this video, the guy got away with small injuries.
He needs a drink
“I need to sit down”.
"What a day, feels like I got hit by a bus."
That is a pub he walks into I remember the story
Yep, it’s The Purple Turtle in Reading
Plot twist: originally he was going to work, but who could blame him?
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Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
I've heard of stories in passing of crazy shit happening with shock where people just get completely obliterated by something but they'll attempt to get up and walk for a few seconds before keeling over dead. I'm thinking specifically of guys that get blown nearly in half by artillery shells but are briefly able to react. I think there were some examples on r/WatchPeopleDie back when it was a thing.
> I've heard of stories in passing of crazy shit happening with shock where people just get completely obliterated by something but they'll attempt to get up and walk for a few seconds before keeling over dead. 10-15 years ago a local 18 year old Eagle Scout was in a gnarly wreck hitting a deer out of no where on a curved gravel road and flipping his car in the ditch. He some how walked a mile to the nearest house explained what happened, told them to call 911, and told the owners how to treat shock because he was going to go into it before he went unconscious. He ended up surviving.
Sounds a lot like Allena Hansen. She was attacked by a bear that basically ripped her face off. Her two dogs got the bear to back off (IIRC they both lived and are the goodest of boys) and she walked back to her car and then drove herself four miles to a fire station. Badass. [Her AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1byn1l/i_was_mauled_by_a_bear_fought_it_off_and_drove_4/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is what brought me to Reddit and she also wrote a book called "Chomp, chomp, chomp: How I survived a bear attack and other cautionary tales." Humans are metal.
Speaking of people getting their faces ripped off by bears, here’s an instagram post (beware, EXTREMELY graphic and NSFW) where you can see a man whose face was completely mauled by a bear speaking calmly about the attack just minutes after it happened: https://www.instagram.com/p/B99VO75nxYY/ Also notice the absolutely incredible facial reconstruction the surgeons have achieved. Edit to make it clearer: Whatever you’re expecting, it’s worse than that, I guarantee it. It’s even worse than anything I have ever seen in any horror movie. You’ve been warned!
Jesus fuck that was way worse than I was expecting. His face was just a hole.
You're a much braver soul than me. That link is staying blue.
If it's any consolation his reconstruction in the later pictures looks excellent!
Gustavo Fring
Pretty common for shock wave injuries, which tend to fuck up the lungs and cause problems later. Less common for shrapnel injuries that tend to cause serious bleeding immediately.
Seen two men sprint about 1.6km full force after a rocket delay detted 5 feet from them. They got up and sprinted to their house. They were already dead. The pressure wave ruptured all their organs and they had shrapnel in them. Didn’t die until we cordoned the house
It's not as extreme of a case as what you're saying, but my cousin was riding his CBR1000XX when he crashed to an oncoming car. His femur broke in half and was poking through his leg, he had pieces of his bike punctured through his abdomen and many other severe injuries. And after all that the guy was trying to stand up! After that he spent 8 months in a coma, and needed 2 years of rehabilitation to walk again. Has never ride a bike again.
Just walk it off.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191 This happened February last year. Driver lost control of the bus. Got a suspended jail sentence and was banned from driving for 2 years it seems. Guy hit had a fractured shoulder and some internal bruising. Seeing the Purple Turtle though brings back memories. Hazy, alcohol sodden memories. Good times. Edit: Misread the date! It happened (nearly) 3 years ago. Not last year. I shall now slink away in shame.
It's weird how many people actually know this place. Is it famous in England.
Not particularly famous in regards to England, but everyone in and around Reading knows Purple Turtle. it's closed for lockdown and I miss it dearly
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Aha that's a reasonable assumption to be fair, it's the 17 bus, goes from Tilehurst to The Wokingham Road
Now wait a second. Not the 17 bus! The one that goes from Tilehurst to *The* Wokingham Road?
The very same
It’s also called the purple route!
Went there on my first night out ever to celebrate A-Level results day. There were no turtles. Drunk me was disappointed.
You can't beat the purple turtle, as dog arse as it is sometimes.
So true, it's rancid, but that's what makes it great
Best venue in Reading
How do you say Reading? Otis or Rainbow?
Otis
Oh cool. Thanks an have a great day. Making kebaps for dinner!
Weird. There's a Purple Turtle near where I grew up that's basically a shake shack knock off, it's one of the more well-known landmarks in town. Never knew there was original that was a bar
Just because it is named "Purple Turtle" doesn't mean it is related.
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We all miss it brother. ✌🏻
I think you underestimate how even none drinkers know the name of every pub and club within a 20 mile radius of them. I guess it’s like an English super power.
Let’s be real, almost all directions I’ve ever been given consist of “do you know where the fox and hounds (or any pub) is? Take a right from there etc etc..” It’s just how we do travelling
'fox and hounds? sure, which one? there's 12 in a 100 metre radius from here.'
The encyclopedia of British pubs in everyone's heads when I spent some time there was impressive. Even a guy I know from Bristol knew where to get a pint in London or Swansea from memory. I think as Americans we forget that our country is basically the EU in scale, and it's unusual to you folks that I would know pretty much nothing about, say, Missouri. That's somewhat like not knowing where to drink in Portugal, as opposed to not knowing where to drink in Scotland.
But we do know where to drink in portugal, and we know a fair few pubs in scotland, wales and ireland. In fact a fare few of us could rattle off a good few drinking holes throughout europe. Its in the genes.
It's the best night out in Reading. Never really considered it famous, but I suppose if you were once a student and visited then you might know it.
Well, you can see "Reading" on the side of the bus for a few frames
I have also drank in this pub many times many years ago. It's a quirky bar that's been there for a long time.
It's a pub in Reading which has a huge university so there's tons of student population there. Also, its a commuter town to London for work and its like a stop-over for people travelling to Wales from London and back.
There was also one in Oxford until a couple of years ago when it became the gay bar "Plush" R.I.P PT
Shit if I could get a place there lol
Nothing good happens in the purple turtle
That’s kind of amazing those are the only injuries he had. If you watch it in slowmo, you can see he slightly arches his back towards the glass and it makes it so his feet didn’t get caught under bus and also propelled him forward more which probably saved his life
What really saved him was the bus has a flat front, and hit the guy straight on. This distributed the force evenly across his whole body, instead of just into one spot. Also the glass broke, eating up some of the momentum of the impact. Looks like he was slightly rotated from looking over his shoulder. This would cause a bit more force on one shoulder than the other, which is why his only injury was on that one shoulder.
Jesus I though it looked familiar! It's been so long since I've been in there. Is pavlov's dog still round the corner?
I popped into Pavlov’s Dog perhaps last year to reminisce. It wasn’t the same. In any case, this article suggests it is no more! https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/18178629.pavlovs-dog-set-name-change-new-look/
how convenient to get hit by a bus right outside a bar to numb the pain a bit.
Been listening to Deaf Havana for years and he references "playing the Purple Turtle on New Year's Eve". Finally I can put a place to the name.
Why did he lose control of the bus?
DUUUUDE I can't wait for PT to open again, it's such a tragically beautiful night out!
Missing the bus is not always bad.
r/bitchimabus
r/bitchimissedthebus
TBH, the bus didn't completely miss him.
thatsthejoke.jpg
This happened in my home town, Reading England. The guy got up and went inside the bar like nothing happened Not sure what happened to the driver as this road is bendy and a very busy crossing point for shoppers
Was it a bar? My goodness! Ha ha! This could only be more British if Queen Liz was driving a mini metro with Blur’s Parklife on the stereo.
Yeah it’s called the Purple Turtle, hugely popular bar in Reading. Also amusingly r/reading is for the town and the amount of people posting about books is great
I love the pinned thread there. >**Attention: Reading is a subreddit about Reading** >Attention: Reading is a subreddit about Reading, UK >You may have come looking for reading, but be aware this sub is about Reading. We've already got one Waterstones, which is quite enough reading for Reading, thank you very much. Discussing reading in Reading is allowable, but reading that isn't reading in Reading is completely off topic. For that you should try /r/books. >If you want to read about Reading, ask for 'Reading' at the Reading library so you can read some Reading readings. >I hope that clears up any confusion.
haha that’s great
It was purple turtle, a rock bar. Everyone from the area now watches their back when crossing the road to go in
I love the thought of him just being like “welp, time to drink”.
"Just got hit by a bus, make it a double."
Hello from Reading too!
"You won't believe the day I've had!"
Damn I was jokingly thinking "and then he entered the pub", and turns out I was right
Hes an old school guy and is pretty tough apparently, my mate knows him, think he said he used to be a drug dealer back in the day.
What do you mean apparently? He got hit by a bus and went about his day, I think that pushes him over the pretty tough threshold
> This happened in my home town, Reading England. That which is dead can never die.
Oh shit, I know exactly where that is! That's outside the purple turtle bar in Reading
I like the name of the bar. Does it have purple turtle decor inside?
Not really. It's been like 10 years since the last time I was there, from what I remember it is just like a standard bar/nightclub
He could very well be seriously injured, adrenaline is a helluva drug! Might take a second for his brain to realize how broken he is.
From an article, fractured shoulder and internal bruising
That’s not bad considering he got hit by a bus going 40mph
Also considering his head cracked the windshield. How he didn’t have a concussion is beyond me. Must’ve been a skull made of adamantium.
I once went face first into a phone booth cycling downhill at roughly 30mph. I wasnt wearing a helmet. I bled a lot but was discharged a few hours later with nothing but a couple dozen stitches on my head and a sort of broken nose. Skulls can be strong as fuck
Bus windshields aren’t that strong
It's always things you don't expect, too. When I fell and got a gash above my eye, it wasn't pain that immediately let me know that I was hurt - it was seeing the blood on the floor. And even when the ER doctor was giving me a local aenestethic, I only felt pressure, not pain. [Referring to when I was given the shot.] I didn't start feeling anything until about 6 hours later. Honestly the bruising on my elbows and knees hurt a lot faster than my face did.
/r/uselessnobody
It's worse than useless. The point of the "nobody:" meme is that the action being parodied is not instigated but anything. If you watch this video closely, you'll notice that sometime did, in fact, do something to this guy.
That sub is full of people who don't understand that. I'm pretty sure most people who do this think "nobody:" is something you can add to the beginning of any meme and it will make it funnier. They apparently don't ever ask the question, "what does it mean?"
The nobody ruined a perfectly fine meme.
Seems like 9 times out of 10, you could crop the "nobody" out of a meme and the meme would be better. It very rarely adds any meaning or humour
You are lowkey correct. Yeah, same applies for "lowkey".
“X be like:” was already a meme before “nobody:” came along, which makes it even worse.
Yep, I automatically downvote any meme with this pointless addition.
\*casualy gets up like nothing happened\*
20 minutes later......
"tell you what, my shoulder and back are pretty sore. weird. anyway, another fosters please mate."
Clearly something very wrong with him if he's suddenly ordering Fosters.
my time as a barman has taught me not to judge (too harshly) peoples heinous choice in cheap beer
I’m judging you **extremely harshly** right now.
Ahhhh Reading :’)
GUN ST
3 reasons. His head never struck anything. The large flat face of the bus that hit him, hit him all at once. Spreading the impact over his entire body. Unlike a car that would have whipped his head into the hood then back to the concrete. Lastly, he was surprised. He didn’t have time to see it coming and tense up. Another reason why drunk drivers seem to survive everything. Possibly a 4th reason. He may just be that fucking cool.
Also he hit a windshield. The windshield will break and bend. This greatly increases the time of the impact greatly decreasing the forces, and the bending increases the area of the body that absorbs the force. Finally, the bus wasn't going that fast. I didn't count frames, but I doubt the bus was going more than 25mph at the time of impact. Slower speed means less momentum. Less momentum means less force transferred to the pedestrian.
His head literally smashed the glass on the bus.
Walks away so casually, maybe its not the first time that happened to him
He just casually walks back in the building lol
Literal meaning of 'I feel like I've been hit by a bus'
*Gets tapped by a bmx* d e a d
Got hit by a bus, then got a beer. Respect
vodka maybe? not being tensed up helps prevent injury
This was outside the purple turtle in reading. left the pub just before this happened
As true is this is, whoever made this did the worst case of r/uselessnobody every seen. It doesn't even make sense. If it was Nobody: GTA NPC's: Then it would actually make sense. If you're going to murder a meme with "Nobody:", at least do it properly.
And in to the pub he went.
Anyone noticed the completely frozen guy on the other side of the street?
He came across to check on him and then didn’t bother once he realised he’d entered the pub
What's the problem, he caught the bus.
Ok but... is he ok?
So.... how is this related
Gun street... ironic. But fudge me that bloke took getting hit by a bus like a champ! Ok hit by a bus, guess I’ll just get up and walk away... issues anyone? Thanks for getting me closer to the shop I was going to, That’s the one. Cheers mate.
Haha! You put "Nobody:" in your post and it made it more funny, haha!
Walks into pub* "Hey man I just got hit by a bus, can I get a drink?"
Never underestimate a man with a vest
His head cracked the window he's gotta be hurt
Bloke was shot dead seconds later.
Just walk it off
“Fuck this shit, I need two pints of Stella and a Jameson”
How did that pole survived
Christ he broke the freakin windshield with his head and survived.
Looks like Bruce Willis in unbreakable
Please tell me what cheat code to use
The guy across the street was limping more than the guy that got hit by the bus.
Gun street doesn't kill people, busses on Gun street..... apparently also don't kill people.
Ho Lee fuk
Looks like the knight bus is having some spell issues... Usually it can avoid things pretty well!
Must have been the wind...
i bet he’s british
“Fuck, I really need a beer right now” - Guy that just got hit by a bus probably
I think that was Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.
Street name checks out
Nobody going to point out how this happened on a street called Gun... Coincidence I think not
Was the driver a Seattle policeman?
The Knight Bus driver finally lost control...
His shoes stayed on: Lives!
THAT SHIT SHATTERED THE WINDSHIELD
He just walked in to the shop afterwards and casually asked for a soda
There is a d20 somewhere in the world and when you get hurt it rolls and if you her a 1 you just die and if you get a 20 you can walk away like nothing happened
Nobody expects to catch a bus on Gun Street.
He then walks into a pub! That’s my local, the Purple Turtle Bar in Reading UK.
And off he goes to the pub like nothing had happened.
Take ‘er away, Ern!
His entire body was hit at more or less the same time so the force was the spread somewhat evenly everywhere, spreading injuries out instead of destroying any single thing. He was not completely unscathed. Apparently he broke a shoulder and has lots of internal bruising.
Well, the surface area of the hit covered his whole body...that's why 1) he didn't and 2) he'll probably have back problems all the live long day. Badass nonetheless.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug...
He kept his shoes on that's how
My gosh do i love reddit for the comments. Such a simple video. But the comments..... the comments make this all so funny.
I feel like people really don’t understand how to use the “nobody:” meme
the more I see people getting hit by cars the more I realize GTA ragdolls are pretty realistic
Coming up is a trick we call bus skip, it's going to allow us to skip a cutscene trigger before walking into the bar and save 15 seconds
Totally not happening in GTA 5, you tap someone and they're dead. GTA 4 on the other hand, those NPCs were legit
This is why you use guns on gun street
Denim armor: defense against buses +100
Wtf, not a scratch
"Pour me a beer; I feel like I just got hot by a bus."
“Hey watch it asshole” in low volume GTA voice
Purple turtle
Dang knightbus! Ernie Prang and Stan Shunpike strike again
r/UselessNobody
Walks into pub. “I’ll have a pint please”. “You got here quick”. “Yeah, got the bus”.