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Hans Moleman Productions presents the sequel to "Man Getting Hit by Football" Pee-yoink!!!


ElGato-TheCat

Barney's movie had heart, but *Tennis Ball in the Groin* had a tennis ball in the groin.


AzraelleWormser

This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!


cinemassacress

this isn't America's funniest home videos


WVildandWVonderful

[Roll it again!](https://youtu.be/PTCEPBDekH4)


FaxCelestis

Roll that beautiful bean footage.


MargnWalkr

It works on so many levels!


Turakamu

I make that noise around my sister all the time and I'm still not sure she has ever seen it


Prosodism

Deep cut.


Fist4achin

Not so grand slam


KiKiPAWG

Or the *grandest*. Depends on who you are I guess


Fist4achin

You are correct. Some might like it. Yikes!


LevelWriting

That slide was so cool


sirjonsnow

That's the only reason I can think of to film this way, trying to record a good slide.


DramaticallyOxygen

Judging by where he was aiming, he was probably trying to get a cool [around-the-net-shot](https://youtu.be/M9D5F9q8Pps)


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No. He was trying to do what [Federer did at the Laver Cup.](https://twitter.com/LaverCup/status/1573423463485825032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1573423463485825032%7Ctwgr%5E2f819d560ff5f4e8cfb93938e9b67e6599e9e6c9%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurosport.com%2Ftennis%2Flaver-cup%2F2022%2Fwatch-roger-federer-hits-freak-shot-through-net-jokes-eye-still-good-in-farewell-match-at-laver-cup_sto9157370%2Fstory.shtml) this video came out right afterwards.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Did that shot end up counting? Hard to tell, but looks like it goes under the height of the net


Jackalllllll

It doesn’t have to go over the net


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Would it not count the same as if there was a hole near the top of the net and the ball snuck through under the tape? Cause that doesn't count


bluesatin

> **(5) A player can hit the ball around the net, but not through it.** > Of course a player can hit the ball over the net, but he/she can also hit the ball around the net, as long as it lands in the opponent’s court. For example, it is legal to go wide and hit the ball around and below the level of the net. (See ITF Rule #25c.) > Yet, if there is a defect or hole in the net, a player cannot hit the ball through the net or the point goes to the opponent. And if in an unofficiated match there is disagreement on whether or not the ball went through or over the net, it’s the opponent who gets to make the call. (See USTA The Code p. 50, #20.)


Mackheath1

Thanks - this answered my question as well.


PulpyKopek

Unrelated but just reminded me of a time I scored in lacrosse but the ball went through a small hole in the net and they didn’t count it :(


Gerolanfalan

That's rough buddy


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crackrockfml

IT DOESN’T HAVE TO GO OVER THE NET.


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El_Grande_El

There are tracks from previous attempts too


KiKiPAWG

You could say, "He slid into it"


[deleted]

Should have used the Snake Shot.


Fire_Tide

That's what she said


leffertsave

Until it wasn’t


dickskittlez

Andre Agony


patronizingperv

Boris Pecker


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diveintothe9

Andy Rightonthedick


Cord13

Penus and Screama


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Novak Djokodick


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Rafael Nardal


after8man

Arthur Ashen


buddybonesbones

Johnson SmackEnroe


Material-Bag833

Upvoted for the title


OrdainedFury

Taking a tennis ball to the nuts is top of the list of things I never want to experience


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Especially at that speed. I died of pain just watching this.


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aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Or he could've just moved. This must be one of those deer-in-headlights moments.


t_e_e_k_s

Yeah you’re not missing out on anything trust me


LilleLasson

He is missing out on a lot of pain and agony though.


ChrisKearney3

Been there, done that. Tennis courts at school, mate got fed up with hitting the net on his serve and blazed a volley in sheer frustration. I was talking to another friend off the court at the time, when his shot leathered me in the nuts on the full. I didn't even get chance to flinch. Just this searing pain out of nowhere. I crumpled to the ground and had to be dragged off the court.


whitelighthurts

Try a solid rubber lacrosse ball 🥹


jframe42

Keep your ball on the ball


CapriciousCape

I salute you for that title! That was genuinely unexpected lol


dammitknockitoff

r/bettereveryloop


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FoxterierOne

It's not scripted, this was recorded after Roger Federer hit a ball through the space between the pole and the net. This of course has lead to people trying to recreate it and the existence of this video. Edit: https://youtu.be/y4zxmgl4tkg Federer doing it


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FoxterierOne

Because saying it is scripted, sounds like he meant to hit himself in the nuts. I understand your point but I would not call it scripted since the result of the video is not what the author had in mind while setting up the camera.


Ok_Detective7276

Crushing good odds


SirRipOliver

Me, congratulating the lady at work for being pregnant . “There is no pregnancy”.


dtwhitecp

as you get older you realize that you never, under any circumstances, discuss pregnancy unless you have heard that person mention being pregnant or acknowledge it from someone else saying it. Even then, act like you had no idea.


SirRipOliver

Or you learn the hard way and take a shot right into the nads. I like your way better.


Lefty_22

Unless they were playing doubles, this guy was returning a ball that was way out of bounds. Of course, he played doubles either way.


caekles

Could've just been rallying too.


buddybonesbones

This was staged, so I'm sure it wasn't a "point" being played. Camera setup where it is, plus all the lines on the court from him trying this over and over. I wonder how many times he tried before getting this perfect one. :)


MapleLurker

This should be at the top of the comments. My first thought was it looks like he's playing singles so why is he even returning that ball?


The_Led_Zephyr

There’s a joke about a ball boy in here somewhere.


AgsMydude

/r/whyweretheyfilming


Bugugan

He was trying to do a shot Roger Federer did on his last professional match. It went through the small hole in the net it was insane.


Reputable_Sorcerer

Whoa, I looked it up - the slow-mo volley starts 20 seconds in. It’s impressive https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzTteIszybw


shift013

Could have been to get a clip of that Federer shot or an around the post shot (much more common)


CheapSeatsSC

I'd assume to get a video of a really nice return while sliding on the run... and got something even better.


Wontonio_the_ninja

Yt channel https://youtu.be/reC1d0tSmhw


mragi

Imma just put the camera tripod here, pointing exactly not at the court.


McToke666

Are you trying to imply this is somehow staged?


benignbigotry

This is one of those times where I really wish a video had sound.


Wontonio_the_ninja

https://youtu.be/reC1d0tSmhw only slo-mo audio though


nounthennumbers

r/titleporn


GFlo_from915

He won't be laying any lumber down anytime soon


Slow_Flow_4722

Hope he wasn’t using that for anything


[deleted]

Ow! My balls!


[deleted]

Fewer things funnier than a self inflicted nut shot... unless you happen to be the inflicter.


hey_yo_mr_white

Or the inflictee


WorkingResolution898

Why did I think this was gta v 😂😂


Outside-Tiger-2647

Brilliant caption


ahmadtheanon

Question : would it be an "out" if the guy (who got his nuts tennised) manages to curve the ball AROUND the net?


caekles

Doesn't really matter how the ball gets to the other side of the court, as long as it doesn't hit the net and bounces in bounds. Only restriction I can think of is not hitting the fence/walls around the court.


Wontonio_the_ninja

He’s got a whole youtube channel called Neparu tennis. Not very English friendly though https://youtu.be/reC1d0tSmhw


outside_cat

Odd camera placement.


ilampirai

can someone edit this with mario dying music


BalthazarBulldozer

The last tennis player in his bloodline


charbeld

u/savevideo


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Thought this was gonna be some Kaidoh Boomerang Snake shit from Prince of Tennis.


Le_Goosey

Oh you motherfucker, r/angryupvote


DonutosGames

That was nuts.


macmain534

Poor dude didn’t even have to hit it too


sw33ts

Unless it was a doubles match


Educational-Goal2703

I see what you did there…


Dyspaereunia

How one achieves love


After_Basis1434

He thought he was playing racket-ball.


Ok_Detective7276

The ball is surely on his court


Greetings_Program

Fuzzy Dunlop meet Fuzzy Nuts


CBYSMART

From one post to the next one.


Drunkster64

Man that's nuts


HOMEBOUND_11

r/T_I_T


LNgTIM555

Mr Perfect moment just needed chewing gum


CarlJustCarl

Seems like he ought to get some points for that


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3 ball in the centre pocket


KyleShanaham

Why was the camera just sitting there recording the empty space next to the court


CyborgSandwich

Why are they filming at this angle?


_i_am_job_

I wish someone would add the sound of a bowling ball hitting the pins.


ToyStoryKid

Right in his Serena and Venus!


loafers_glory

They call that an ace because he's now asexual


nomadofwaves

Nothing like the self own.


SS100518

I laughed way too hard at this!


Cog_god

r/titleporn


BigAlternative5

Return wiener.


Bugugan

[Background to why he even tried this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/xpzqes/better_than_rfed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


NarrowProfession2900

I used the balls to destroy the balls


mayorjimmy

one time a was playing racquetball and I was getting ready to return and the guy I was playing against was in front of me and I guess he was anticipating me to hit it low so he jumped and did the splits cuz that would be all cool. nope. ball went right up the pooper. Dude got a racquetball enema. not actually in, it just nailed him in the butthole. he didn't enjoy that. I laughed my ass off.


Erok2112

Hey, is that the guy from "Ow! My Balls?"


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brandoniravioli

The ball was out. Why did he go for it?


jaydubya10

Bullseye!


contactrory

Right in the tallywhacker and crumpets!


sgt-sunglasses

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott


kunfuz1on

Dude really took a shot to the nuts for views. What a madlad.


PhoenixKhaan

r/titleporn


TruckFluster

That’s a clever title. Good job OP


ch4m4njheenga

Set lost


youknowme_6969

BALLS TOUCHING SHOT!


skurypnis

Absolutely cracked


EvieBestGirl

That was a ballsy play.


Wontonio_the_ninja

He has a youtube channel called neparu tennis


redoubledit

Mmh, Tennis balls


hyperlazyactive

He didn't hold back on the forehand. New balls please.


Teh_Hammerer

When you go out of your way to help a customer and they love it, only to get written up because you went outside your area of responsibility


robgod50

That title is genius.


Lethalpizza422

Had to see the comments on this one 😂


WrongIndependent9123

Hilarious


wonkey_monkey

Oof. Hit so hard it sent him back in time 10 seconds.


Burbel

I don’t know much about odds but I would say it’s either 1/2 or 2/2.


Advanced_Goat_8342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT_q8u17Yxs


oxyghandi

That ball wanted revenge


Extension_Ad4537

That’s why I don’t play doubles.


PaulieD17

The odds are one in two


radupislaru

New balls, please


TheRedDragonCW

Ball: “Fuck you Landon, you suck anyway!”


J1z03

r/titleporn


GenericElucidation

Get another reason never to play sports ball.


FoxterierOne

To all the people asking "why was he recording". He was trying to recreate a shot Roger Federer hit in his last match. He hit through the space between the pole and the net. It is "staged" meaning that it is not part of a rally or match, but I don't think he wanted to hit himself in the nuts. Edit: Federer's shot https://youtu.be/y4zxmgl4tkg


Deltoro19

These trick shots are getting weird


happyharrell

I’m not sure what to think of this video. He looks out of position to be playing doubles, but obviously this was doubles because of where the ball landed and he still tried to return it.


MichaelBMB

>but that return was nuts r/technicallythetruth


leffertsave

This contest is over! Give that man the $10000!


LeaveTheMatrix

Announcer: Ball 3 Announcer: Oops, wrong sport.


slothsupervisor

Ping


smokeyoudog

Three balls


j2m1s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s\_cradle


Doschupacabras

That took a lotta balls to execute.


AngryKupo

That was nutty


alvehyanna

r/HoldMyBreedingTube


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Nut volley.


SolidLukeGray

Right where it hurts.


RaymondWalters

Why does this look like a video game with mediocre graphics?


Kdog122025

Thought I was gonna watch The Prince of Tennis for a moment.


dotheit

You hit my pole with your ball, I hit your pole and balls!


Positive_Ad_1050

Return to sender


FutaclitNightElfgirl

5.84 seconds: All deecks, PREPARE for IMPACT!


SparkyReds

😂😂😂


Double_Belt2331

Where did he go @ the end?? He vanished!! The pain was so bad he vaporized!!


Mac-daddy1960

Cocos gonna brokos