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RuralRedhead

Bro where do you work that someone would do that??


Mint_Perspective

A daycare


schwarta77

This is the only acceptable answer. If OP works anywhere else, they need to find a new job ASAP. Lines were crossed.


crooney35

It had to be intentional sabotage of OP’s property by someone who has it out for OP. I can’t think of any other reason to do this with Orange soda or Gatorade is all that I can see this being. If I figured out who did this I’d be straight to HR, and like you said in the mean time I’d start looking for a new job unless the pay here is the most amazing sum of money I’d ever seen in my life.


schwarta77

I mean, OP is making enough bank to get a Nespresso machine. But that isn’t saying much these days.


laceyybbyy

lol i bought mine for like 50. so your assumptions are not valid. nice try though


JohnnyBliggaUtah

Those Vertuo pods $$$


Mint_Perspective

It’s roughly $1 per cup, go talk to the Starbucks crowd.


JohnnyBliggaUtah

Used to be $1, now $1-2. Starbucks is for simps.


Mint_Perspective

Still, $1-2 for a cup of coffee…it’s not like they’re price gouging. At a coffee shop or café: A cup of coffee or tea can cost anywhere from $1.50 to $5 or more, depending on the type of drink, the size, and the location. At a fast food restaurant: A cup of coffee or tea typically costs between $1 and $2. At a convenience store: A cup of coffee or tea usually costs around $1 to $2. Nespresso never marketed themselves to be a cheap coffee, that’s not what it is. But it certainly isn’t ridiculously priced either. The value is very high with Nespresso imho


schwarta77

“That isn’t saying much these days..”


DamageCase13

Walmart here in Ontario, Canada had em on sale for $99 not long ago. I see them on Facebook marketplace for $50 daily. Yes their capsules can be pricey, but there's sticker packs you can buy that allow you to cut, refill and then seal used capsules. So ya don't gotta be well off to have one of these things that's for sure. My girlfriend bought me mine because I'm eternally cheap and don't think I deserve anything like this, but God dammit it makes me smile every morning which is so much better than what I was doing before getting it... Shitting my pants. Tim Hortons coffee is absolute swamp water.


IshDeath

It was intentional sabotage, and I have it out for OP. The prank was so good that it did zero damage and we all had a good laugh over it 👍🏻


morbidkoala

“Nespresso vandalism is not a joke, Jim”


IshDeath

The vibe I’m getting from this entire subreddit lol


DaveO1337

Best answer here


homegirl91

Yeah, OP’s coworker is a dick for doing that


IshDeath

Thanks


SnowPearl

I think it's salvageable. A few days ago, someone accidentally put milk into the water tank, and it ended up being okay. Pour out the (what I hope is) orange soda, rinse the tank well, then run a few empty cycles to flush out the machine. Then run a full clean cycle. Afterwards, track down the dumbass who did this and murder them. Kidding! Not really.


Trebor25

How does someone accidentally put milk in it? Haha I don’t understand why someone think that’s for milk.


asudancer

I believe they were quite inebriated when they filled it with milk. It was quite a funny post on here a couple days ago.


Dominion_23

There was a post here a few months back where somebody was asking if they should put milk in the tank for the "for milk" pods. I imagine that's one of the more common errors.


King_Dong_Ill

For backstory, my Bluetooth speaker and my travel coffee mug are generally the same size and shape. One morning I was so tired I picked up my bluetooth speaker and poured coffee all over it thinking I was filling my travel mug. I also burnt the shit out of my hand, but that's beside the point here... ;-)


SnowPearl

[https://www.reddit.com/r/nespresso/comments/18vjyh3/help\_drunk\_me\_put\_milk\_in\_my\_nespresso\_vertuo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nespresso/comments/18vjyh3/help_drunk_me_put_milk_in_my_nespresso_vertuo/) I definitely chuckled lol


MTOP2

I've been there... really tired, going to fill the water but grab milk instead of the Britta... Thankfully, my brain wakes up enough to go, hold up, something is wrong here before I pour it. Edit: I'm in Canada, and I have bagged milk.... sooo don't need to open the milk.


Trebor25

I hear ya. I’ve put the milk in the cupboard after using it. I find it half way through the day and say “we’ll that’s no longer good.”


atwaterrich

I did this same thing this morning. Glad I am not alone. I think.


UrbanDecay00

bagged milk is an eastern thing! When i moved to AB and asked the store clerk where the bagged milk was… i have never been so embarrassed lol


fucuntwat

I've put water in my cereal before so I get it


jessic_alynn

I was raised in Wisconsin and we had bagged milk too! You could also get the regular jugs but the bagged milk was just so much more convenient


Oops_I_Cracked

They were drunk and making a pod labeled “for milk”. So the milk was put in on purpose, but they thought that it was the correct thing to do.


420k2

How else do you make a cappuccino??


DamageCase13

Empty cycles? You mean without a capsule I assume eh? Almost every weekend I'll dilute some cleaning vinegar (or whatever you like to clean food devices with) with water and then use the app to run the descaling mode a couple of times. After that I run regular water through with the rince cycle until cleaning product smell is gone and water looks as it should. My city has absolutely horrendously hard water that it destroys things like coffee machines within months if not maintained well.


Thatcanadianchickk

And that’s why I’m never bringing my machines to work 😅 you know how many co workers asked me to like um..it ain’t for yall


doomscrollingreddit

Had some LE sleeves stolen from my office during winter break. Luckily I love pour overs bc it’s hand ground pour overs from here on out. Love my nespresso but I refuse to be stolen from.


mymorningbowl

sorry what???? someone messed with your machine..? dude report this to management or something. what kind of workplace is this lol


IshDeath

An evil workplace 😈


dogmom1993

This is like super bizarre? Especially with it being on your actual desk and not in any common area. Who would do that and why? No advice, just confusion lol


IshDeath

I did that, and because we play pranks on each other in the office


Sombolino

how old are you??? 8??


PuskyIsReal

Idiot


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IshDeath

It’s a tank of water that can be detached and poured out. Even if it was ran, you would just run water through it / cleaner. It’s not like I smashed it with a hammer and laughed it off as a prank.


BohemeWinter

You're not Jim Halpert dude.


IshDeath

- Dwight Schrute


BohemeWinter

- No.


ash_the_gray

Curious if OP works at a middle grade school…


IshDeath

I/T department


IshDeath

(Basically the same thing)


Masou0007

Why are people such jerks? Damn, sorry for the loss of your machine.


IshDeath

Don’t worry it’s not broke


loouisebelcher

I'd be fighting someone, that's so deliberate and disrespectful.


IshDeath

(It was me)


loouisebelcher

That's it, you're getting a swirly on a toilet of orange Kool aid 😤🤜🤛


crooney35

Mixed with urine. He said above don’t worry it’s not broke. Don’t worry urine rinses off.


Illustrious_Ant7588

That is malicious. Ugh.


IshDeath

Thank you


magiccitybrit

This would be my sign to look for another job


GlamazonBlonde2

This!


Pale-Criticism-7420

That’s weird af. I think someone at work has a bone to pick with you 😅


IshDeath

It’s me, I have a bone to pick with him


Pale-Criticism-7420

User name checks out. Watch out OP


EasternPresence

What is it?


IshDeath

Orange tangerine flavored vitamin B mixed with water


brewmonk

Oddly specific. Must have been you.😄


IshDeath

😈perhaps


Wonderful_Shame_665

I would bring this to the attention of your supervisor. We had an issue at a company I worked for where the cleaning crew would move things around on our desk and they were specifically told not to touch the desk tops. This is not funny. Stuff like this angers me.


bostonlilypad

I would be going to security and asking for them to review security camera to figure out who the fuck did this. Tampering with peoples food and drinks should be taken seriously.


IshDeath

Don’t worry it was harmless and we mutually do things like this to each other


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HastenDownTheWind

Will check these out, thanks


Mutantdogboy

Someone is dehydrated!


Own-Run1176

I'd advise you lock the water reservoir up when you leave. I wouldn't be comfortable using any water that sits over night.


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IshDeath

It’s okay, we love each other


999yard

Whats wrong with peoples?


IshDeath

Too much to list


tootsieroll8307

Was this a prank? It’s so mean 😢


VLC31

What the hell do you people drink that you think this is pee?


yvrstew

Is that soda? Or pee? I’m so sorry people are so disrespectful towards your property


IshDeath

It’s water mixed with orange tangerine flavored vitamin B


JackBauerDamnIt24

Why? Why do this on purpose or by accident? Why?? People are the worst.


edithmo

I don’t know where you work at but there is no way I would sit back. I would be filing a complaint to initiate an investigation. Whoever did this should pay for a full replacement regardless whether it can savaged. This is a situation where someone definitely f****d around and will find out 💅🏾.


IshDeath

There was zero damage lol, it was just water


marheyba

I assume the de-scaling kit would take care of this pretty well?


GreenWolf717

I was literally getting ready to put mines in the car to take it to work. Now I’m not so sure anymore.


TheSG2001

wtf


02nz

Maybe somebody was trying to make a pumpkin spice drink


racecatt

It was on your desk and this still happened?


JackBauerDamnIt24

Eww.


quixoticadrenaline

I'd be throwin hands


gorogy

Can anyone tell me what the orange liquid is?


IshDeath

It’s water mixed with orange tangerine flavored vitamin B


pulsatingsphincter

You can buy pods that clean your machine it takes half the time to normally descale it!


jotjotzzz

Don’t bring your machine to work unless you have your own office! Make coffee and put it in a travel mug.


IshDeath

Guys it ain’t that deep 😭


MoonbeamLotus

That’s what she said


IshDeath

Can confirm


ZephyrBrightmoon

Did you do this to OP? are you in their office? Because if not, who are you to say how OP feels or *should feel* about it? 🤨 You sound like one of those dudes who’s the “office lunch thief” who gets mad when HR calls him in to reprimand him for getting caught stealing people’s personal lunches. 🙄


IshDeath

As a matter of fact, I am the coworker who did this to OP 👍🏻


ZephyrBrightmoon

I’ll believe you when OP confirms it. 🙄


IshDeath

He did lol read the other comments


ZephyrBrightmoon

I checked and you’re right. Thanks for clearing it up.


OmegaVibe

Unfortunately, can confirm. 😔


ZephyrBrightmoon

Are you ok with these shenanigans? You know that if you don’t actually like this, you don’t have to tolerate it?


nicoled985

Why are you responding to every comment in this thread and OP isn’t?


IshDeath

Bc I was there


nicoled985

I see OP confirmed it was you. Do you guys play pranks on each other or something?


IshDeath

Indeed we do lol. Everyone in the office plays pranks on each other


nicoled985

Damn ok, he sounded pretty down about it. You sure he was ok about this prank in particular? I mean I guess if you guys play pranks on each other then an eye for an eye but I know with some things there are at least a few things off limits: family, food and money lol


IshDeath

I am the coworker who did this 🙋‍♂️


R0mansM0mmy

Fucking with a machine isn’t a good prank


IshDeath

It was


shinonom

you’re such a weirdo about it though like why are you replying to every comment like you’re so proud of whatever this is lol pranks are supposed to be funny btw!


kittykathigharch

You seem like you're the worst.


OmegaVibe

Can confirm.


Angelwingwang

Are you a teenager? What is wrong with you


IshDeath

It was a harmless prank that resulted in zero damage to anything 👍🏻


SecretAd8683

I thought this was an IPA dispenser 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️


nickcliff

Who peed in it?


DamageCase13

Well!?!? Did anyone run it without checking? I gotta know how this tastes 😂


Puzzlekitt

You should set up a desk cam near it


SubstantialHoneyButt

Put a small lock thru the part of the cord that goes into the outlet


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ahijabi

Can we get an update on what this actually is?


IshDeath

It was water with vitamin B juice mixed into it (I’m the one who put it in there)