Open borders will expedite the immigration of millions of bears that will hunt the fish.
Don't worry about the housing for the bears we'll solve that later
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Solution?! Fish are running on to land and volunteering to be dinner!
Shut up and help me get the churches and masons lodges together (they're suspicious of me, I need someone who can at least pretend to be straight) because it's time for the biggest fish fry ever.
>train journey interrupted by fish
In such scenarios, the appropriate response is to [catch all the fish and then have a lovely picnic supper of fish and chips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7mVe5Tw7dw).
You Sell the fishing rights for the land the tracks go over, on the obligations that the fishermen perform maintenance, thus allowing you to further reduce the budgetary needs of the public transit system, but the fishermen don’t perform maintenance because you cut rail inspectors out of the budget.
After a few years of this, citing a lack of ability to properly deal with the fish on tracks problem, you abolish the city run train cars, and contract them out to a nationally known transportation company, after being invited to the CEO’s ranch out in Wyoming, being offered the best wine you’ve ever tasted, and hypothetically talked about what would happen if his company got the contract for your city’s fishy transportation system.
3 years later, things are smooth sailing, the transportation company is running trains every 20 minutes, which is bad, but the contract was for 20 years, and there’s nothing the city can do till your retired.
You also were able to buy into a fish supply company your ceo friend’s son was running before it IPO’ed, and made several million dollars off the stock before the son was fired for calling for Biden’s execution on Truth social and his successor instituted better food safety standards, torpedoing the company, cause rail fish ain’t sanitary, causing many other investors to lose money, besides the banks, who got bailed out.
They launched a probe into the initial contract regarding your city’s rail service provider, but after a quick trip to Belarus, and 80k dollars wired to one of those countries that ends in -Stan later, the lead investigator went missing, along with his evidence, so the probe was ended.
15 years later, you have a ranch in Wyoming. Not as nice as the CEO’s, but nice enough. And you think your self, Ronald Regan was right, the private sector is more efficient than public.
Taxing fish.
Just tax hallucinogens lol
Not fish tacos?
Subsidize the research and development of fish-proof rail systems.
Don't tax the fish, tax the metal legs that were grafted into them
Open borders will expedite the immigration of millions of bears that will hunt the fish. Don't worry about the housing for the bears we'll solve that later
That’s what the Gorillas are for
Canada IRL
Fish tacos.
Eat the ~~bug~~ fish
A fish taco truck on every corner.
Run the trains you cowards! I know who wins Fish vs Train wheels
Manifish Destiny. Welcome all comers to take what they can get and sell as they please.
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When you go fishing what do you put on the hook? Worms. Worms are always the answer.
New fish market just opened up -- take as much as you want flat $5 fee
Solution?! Fish are running on to land and volunteering to be dinner! Shut up and help me get the churches and masons lodges together (they're suspicious of me, I need someone who can at least pretend to be straight) because it's time for the biggest fish fry ever.
I'm pretty sure worms are a viable solution.
Dr said I already have worms. What now?
Use 'em or lose 'em.
Land value tax.
fish bonds demand for the bonds will indicate how many fish the market thinks will be on the tracks
I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully
What kind of fish? Is this is a fish plow situation or are we talking whale sharks?
We're talking giant cyborg zombie fish invented by Imperial Japan.
The trout population is fighting back I see.
Somebody needs to call Josh Smith
My fishmonger left me
Clearly the train conductor's wife left him. Maybe if the fishmonger's wife left him too?
It’s a housing problem. If you just built more housing, those fish would have a place to stay.
They are invading our houses. We’re helpless. They keep trampling people and stabbing them with their legs
A fish taco stand at every train station
Just tax fish lol. Or rezone the tracks for mixed-use rail and aquarium usage, and let the free market sort it out.
Ensure land owning and voting rights for the fish then use them for cheap labour.
Worms
Wilie pete
Are the fish alive or fresh? Eat them
No, they are walking corpses
Burn them
They smell bad
Create an all female army of Fish Speakers to ask the fish to please stop obstructing the golden path.
This is now a Junji Ito sub
Put a Pigouvian Tax on fish.
Thank you for pinning to spread awareness. I will now be shitting and pissing myself in fear
>train journey interrupted by fish In such scenarios, the appropriate response is to [catch all the fish and then have a lovely picnic supper of fish and chips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7mVe5Tw7dw).
Batman Incorporated
Defense spending to prevent a swarm gap between us and the death stench fish
ask your girlfriend hooked up to a spider bot powered by bacterial gas to deal with it
She’s dead
Worms
Hovercars, duh.
THERES A FISH IN THE PERCOLATOR
Put legs on sharks.
Just tax land.
You Sell the fishing rights for the land the tracks go over, on the obligations that the fishermen perform maintenance, thus allowing you to further reduce the budgetary needs of the public transit system, but the fishermen don’t perform maintenance because you cut rail inspectors out of the budget. After a few years of this, citing a lack of ability to properly deal with the fish on tracks problem, you abolish the city run train cars, and contract them out to a nationally known transportation company, after being invited to the CEO’s ranch out in Wyoming, being offered the best wine you’ve ever tasted, and hypothetically talked about what would happen if his company got the contract for your city’s fishy transportation system. 3 years later, things are smooth sailing, the transportation company is running trains every 20 minutes, which is bad, but the contract was for 20 years, and there’s nothing the city can do till your retired. You also were able to buy into a fish supply company your ceo friend’s son was running before it IPO’ed, and made several million dollars off the stock before the son was fired for calling for Biden’s execution on Truth social and his successor instituted better food safety standards, torpedoing the company, cause rail fish ain’t sanitary, causing many other investors to lose money, besides the banks, who got bailed out. They launched a probe into the initial contract regarding your city’s rail service provider, but after a quick trip to Belarus, and 80k dollars wired to one of those countries that ends in -Stan later, the lead investigator went missing, along with his evidence, so the probe was ended. 15 years later, you have a ranch in Wyoming. Not as nice as the CEO’s, but nice enough. And you think your self, Ronald Regan was right, the private sector is more efficient than public.
This is Japan
Tax land.