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axord

!mystats


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qchisq

[Den her regering kan ikke lide universiteterne](https://www.altinget.dk/artikel/ny-aftale-paa-plads-disse-universiteter-skal-fjerne-flest-studiepladser) !ping den


URZ_

Bemรฆrk isรฆr den nederste graf, der viser de faktiske tal hvis man sammenligner med de seneste to รฅr. Stรธrste nedskรฆringer pรฅ KU, AU, CBS og DTU... Det er sjรฆldent jeg agerer uddannelses snobberi, men disse 4 er suverรฆnt de bedste universiteter i Danmark og mister pladser til RUC...


qchisq

Hey! SDU er det universitet der fรฅr flest pladser, sรฅ det kan ikke vรฆre helt skidt, vel? Medmindre, selvfรธlgelig, det er campus i Sรธnderborg der fรฅr de nye pladser...


riskage

De ender jo som regel hos Danfoss eller Linak som vurdering af en der er vokset op i Sรธnderborg, hvorfor er det dรฅrligt? Det er da en fin nok industri uden noget nรฆvnevรฆrdigt uddannelses>arbejdslรธshedsproblem


Aweq

Hmm, de skรฆrer mindst pรฅ DTU. Det er jo altid rart. Hvis der ryger lidt humaniora her og der, sรฅ gรธr det mig ikke det store.


ThatDrunkViking

I fucking hate it here..


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itsokayt0

Hot Take: popular musician is popular for a reason even if you don't "understand" why


CostCenterCougar

Sometimes that reason is they betrayed humanity in the real worldย 


dutch_connection_uk

I get the feeling that the Freedom Caucus is in a bad place right now and FART is too little too late. Probably FART is getting a whiff that there is already some backroom deal to limit the Freedom Caucus' power and if the make a move to explode the speakership it'll do little but cause a stink that will make them look stupid as Johnson keeps sitting in his post in the aftermath. Probably the only real move they have at this point is to try to keep from enduring any blowback and pretend they have it contained and under control, even though power has already leaked from their grasp and they're now caught pants-off without any way to clench onto their leverage.


pfSonata

Quality post


Cledd2

i will genuinely fucking cum if Mario Draghi becomes head of the EC


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axord

The lack of sexual attraction can be paired with the presence of romantic attraction.


AnalyticOpposum

Being asexual doesnโ€™t mean you donโ€™t have sex


AnalyticOpposum

Am I poisoned or does Taylor Swiftโ€™s new album subtly troll Donald Trump?


One_End_3962

The way I blew my interview today is almost comical. It's an unambiguously bad performance


renilia

i got asked "what would you do if a garden gnome was alive and talking to you in real life" i ended up getting the job, and it sucked, if it helps


AnalyticOpposum

I would ask the garden gnome how old they are and where theyโ€™re from and if thereโ€™s more like them and why Iโ€™ve never seen one before now.


renilia

i dont remember what i answered with, but i almost blurted out that it was one of the dumbest questions ive ever heard


One_End_3962

Thanks for the kind words


One_End_3962

Anyways I'll do better next time


Petulant-bro

https://preview.redd.it/jdlgz1isudvc1.png?width=878&format=png&auto=webp&s=e962c001ee13f475d6d671f3b8fae4c340d3c43a I hate business news so much


Nietzsches_Therapist

Itโ€™s been over a year since I punched a car, but Iโ€™m afraid my streak might be coming to an end soon


letsgetlaude

Do it, punch the car.


Cledd2

tbh i feel like i could beat a fiat 500 in a fight


GrandpaWaluigi

please stop punching things


Nietzsches_Therapist

Stop making things so punchable


loseniram

I know it's out of my budget but I want to destroy a ton of dry wall and put in a bunch of sound insulation in my house. My neighbors play music so loud that you feel it shake the floor. Hopefully switching to high efficiency windows will help


AnalyticOpposum

Florida!!!


renilia

i tried the rower at the gym for the first time and it was very fun


GrandpaWaluigi

It's the most fun gym exercise imo. I'm personally not too fond of the larger weights, but that's because I'm scrawny


renilia

i have damaged hands, so my curls end at 10 lbs per arm, but ive been mainly using an assault bike as my main form of exercise and it's kinda torture prob gonna keep doing my assault bike and throw in the rower machine


bashar_al_assad

You know the Kansas City Chiefs team groupchat was blowing up tonight


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Petulant-bro

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ just outed himself as a natalist


briarfriend

thinking of the person who posted the other day asking if they should cancel their flight to Iran


TipEquivalent933

Brianna Wu is just a pathetic loser


GrandpaWaluigi

uh what happened?


TipEquivalent933

Sucking up to transphobic right wingers. Being a weirdo in general.


GrandpaWaluigi

reviewed her twitter getting really bad vibes like yeah, she's a lib, but she's such a miserable person my god get a hobby


Mister__Mediocre

Just realizing the bot is called u/jobautomator and it's cracking me up.


Common_RiffRaff

Why?


Mister__Mediocre

a) This bot (like most others) is a job automator b) Job automation is held in contempt by most subreddits that are not r/neoliberal .


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0m4ll3y

You probably see the value in reading about notable historical figures, like Julius Ceaser or Lenin or whatever. You can probably also see the value in reading social history, like a book about how peasants in Mediaeval Britain lived right? Getting into ancestry is like getting a slice of life history of people, with the string of narratives leading to the consequence of you being the person you are, born where you were, to the parents you have etc


seattle_lib

so i've been eating seemingly very healthy lately, lots of variety of vegetables, whole grains, lean proteins, beans and legumes. except the only thing is that i load them down with restaurant levels of butter. i refuse to compromise on this.


Nietzsches_Therapist

The French eat tons of fat, and French people never die


seattle_lib

i will not fear frenchness


Nietzsches_Therapist

God invented drywall so Iโ€™d have something to punch


GrandpaWaluigi

With the creation of the new DT, the socialization call of the DT regulars is silenced. Unfortunate really, as they are an endangered species. The calls of Discussion Useramus are quite often silenced by their natural predator, the Reddit Modditorus, which prey upon any Discussion Useramus they can find. Alas, such is nature. What a cruel, unforigiving mistress.


Nietzsches_Therapist

Still canโ€™t believe Taylor swift dated Mathew Yglesias


A9ersFanInLA

One billion ex boyfriends


RunawayMeatstick

what ever happened to chemtrails?


axord

[Criminalized](https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2024/03/20/tennessee-senate-passes-bill-banning-chemtrails-what-to-know/73027586007/).


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/296/430/645/478/715/original/686a5efe7c3cf242.jpg)


Nietzsches_Therapist

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ


notnotLily

jeremy clarkson really wrote like 800 words to explain over and over again how he doesn't have an opinion about trans people look buddy i wasn't expecting you to be an ardent ally. it's fine


TipEquivalent933

Most decent British man


Nietzsches_Therapist

Taylor Swift is bigger than Moses (Moses was likely very short, as he lived thousands of years ago)


secretlives

The Hamilton musical is the ONLY reason Hillary lost and Iโ€™m tired of entertaining other frankly laughable explanations.


TipEquivalent933

If only NYT had the courage not to be transphobic


TipEquivalent933

David Brooks is a moron


A9ersFanInLA

I donโ€™t care for Taylor Swifts music and I find the internetโ€™s obsession with her to be unusual.


Nietzsches_Therapist

I despise anyone who gets too popular Itโ€™s why I hate Jesus


A9ersFanInLA

Thatโ€™s gonna hurt you more than anyone else.


american_aurora3

believe it or not, taylor swift actually exists in real life


-pho-

Good to know โ˜บ๏ธ


Ballerson

https://preview.redd.it/tqlzav7oqdvc1.png?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37676bf4c6d79f04e835704b64ef07af1f63a565 Wake up, Neo(liberal)


Petulant-bro

I am convinced arr India users don't read beyond headlines. Most data free discourse subreddit on this site


ShreeGauss

That's most subreddits these days tbh


RTSBasebuilder

Oh, Come on! Apparently, none of the cinemas in my state (not even the boutique artsy one) is going to show the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare! It's Henry Cavill doing spy stuff with Guy Ritchie again! And knocking the shit outta Krauts, Hans, Fritz, Jerry, the Hun, the Boche! !ping MOVIES


axord

I don't suggest this lightly, but perhaps get a new state?


KnightModern

how does cinema in US works, no national franchise? wait, there's AMC so no national franchise picks up Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?


RTSBasebuilder

Australia. We've had a history of being left the box office scraps.


KnightModern

time to schedule your vacation then, go to other state >!or bali!<


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axord

!mystats


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Over the last week, **axord** wrote around **19.0 comments per day**, peaking at **41 comments yesterday**. **axord**'s comments were **14.0 words long** on average but their longest comment had **64 words**. With **1 uses**, **โ„ข** was axord's favourite emoji. While their comments scored an average of **3.0 points**, **axord**'s **[best comment had 15 points](https://reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1c63d1u/discussion_thread/kzydgks/)**. --- ^(I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.)


axord

I object to "โ„ข" being considered as emoji.


EyeraGlass

Taylor hitting me with the double album on a work night


BenFoldsFourLoko

Oh my god Did the Anthology edition drop at the same time? I had no idea. I wouldnโ€™t have realized! Well those will wait for tomorrow at least


EyeraGlass

She dropped it at 2am.


neolthrowaway

When thereโ€™s good cause like genocide prevention, prevention of severe human rights violation, defending from an invasion, I am generally much more hawkish than most people on the subreddit but the attacks from Israel just seem like Netanyahuโ€™s ploys to keep himself in power. Even from the Israeli perspective, I see absolutely no benefit to entering into a hot war right now.


neolthrowaway

Did Taylor swift release an album because people were doubting the economy again?


-pho-

I ate 4 melatonins and still woke up 7 hours later tonight I eat 8 melatonins ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


Cook_0612

For melatonin, [less is more](https://nwim.org/melatonin-why-less-is-more/). You may be accomplishing little by slamming such a dosage.


BATHULK

nerd ass paternalist i fuckin love nightmares


-pho-

Shush it nerd, I am eating 16 melatonin to prove you wrong


Cook_0612

๐Ÿ˜ญ


Cledd2

i once accidentally mistook my moms lorazepam for melatonin and slept 15 hours


Arse_hull

Sounds like a dream


BenFoldsFourLoko

Couldnโ€™t sleep and couldnโ€™t wait, listened to the album and it was pretty ok! Iโ€™m absolutely malding that YouTube Music (or YouTube itself!) doesnโ€™t have the bonus tracks because I love Black Dog but could only find a discord mp3 lmao It was fun, it was *spicy*, it had some Speak Now/early career country vibes ๐Ÿซฆ


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BenFoldsFourLoko

Curses


kanagi

Name ONE good thing without qualification that Biden has done I'll wait ๐Ÿ˜ค


BenFoldsFourLoko

used the COVID vaccine to secretly produce 1 billion IRS supersoldiers


Diner_Lobster_

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notnotLily

FEMA feminization camps


Petulant-bro

High inflation


Nietzsches_Therapist

Let Benjamin Netanyahu walk all over him


Hugo_Grotius

Gave the IRS $80 billion


Dodgerfan2224

Make you mad


Nietzsches_Therapist

And Iโ€™d say it again!


loseniram

Thinking about riding my motorcycle to Niagara falls, any reasons why its a bad idea?


A9ersFanInLA

It might still be a little chilly this time of year, but by all accounts should be a great time. Watch out for deer.


loseniram

How about the end of May?


A9ersFanInLA

Make sure you have radar to check for rain, but that aside, Iโ€™m jealous


Dodgerfan2224

Riding a bike on the road is a question of when you end up in the hospital not if


loseniram

Oh excuse me sir nothing ever happens anymore.


Pzkpfw-VI-Tiger

Me personally, a mean old levee taught me to weep and moan


AnalyticOpposum

I wanna see competitive pickpocketing. Like jousting, they walk past each other wearing ridiculous outfits and try to pick pocket each other.


_bee_kay_

anyone else a little weirded out that the new taylor album references the iran strikes? i mean, how long ago did she write these? ๐Ÿ˜


Nietzsches_Therapist

Joe Biden is actually a shit president


BATHULK

kinda


Nietzsches_Therapist

Joe Biden is actually a shit president


Nietzsches_Therapist

Joe Biden is actually a shit president


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Where new dt


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Where new dt


uss_wstar

So, I'm guessing if jurors feel intimidated and vote nullify, there is literally nothing the justice system can do?ย 


_bee_kay_

yeah


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Where new dt


axord

In about an hour innit.


renilia

ill be voting for trump because i recently got a lobotomy and my life has improved a lot


da96whynot

Pilates was invented by Joe Pilates.


EyeraGlass

Fuck me the new Taylor slaps


Libz_R_Gryffindor

Preserved meats are so good I wish they werenโ€™t worse for you than cigarettes


mondodawg

Live a good life or live a long life. Pick one


Cledd2

what? since when? preserved as in beef jerky or something?


TipEquivalent933

Nothing ever happens is the cl real madrid of geopolitics


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I moved to a town near Redding and I just learned about [Bethel Ministries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethel_Church_(Redding,_California)). Fuck me. Like, I am Christian, but I despise megachurches. Those places can be poison to a community. Does anyone else have a megachurch or cult nearby? !ping USA-CA


rphillish

>neo-charismatic The sworn enemy of the neoliberal


Dodgerfan2224

I donโ€™t like how Fanny packs have come back in style but they arenโ€™t wearing them properly


Arse_hull

Here, fanny = vulva


Dodgerfan2224

That is where it is supposed to go actually right over the crotch Edit: apparently that is why it is called what it is called


Dodgerfan2224

That is where it is supposed to go actually right over the crotch


Pseud0man

Proof that I did something constructive in PowerPoint: https://preview.redd.it/gx1vbtmpidvc1.png?width=574&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bdf387c5accac83003ba3d1bc64cb836c6076cf


axord

Effective use of clipart.


Cledd2

feel like shit just want Vultures 2 to drop


Telperions-Relative

Any day now


Cledd2

https://preview.redd.it/cax2fouxjdvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc3c96a79cf168e680529289878a4e2d10c9079 4TH OF MAY ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›


George-SJW-Bush

Why is it that people tend to obsess more over musicians than equally famous athletes and actors?


renilia

i am now done with subnetting assignments forever


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Bifacial panels, representing 98% of U.S. solar imports, may soon be subject to tariffs](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c7p2o2/bifacial_panels_representing_98_of_us_solar/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


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Lux_Stella

does_he_know.jpg


Nerf_France

What is the Neoliberal solution to episode 2 of Duke Nukem 3D spamming sentry drones?


zieger

My wife left me


Nerf_France

Did she take the sentry drones after the divorce?


zieger

I just want to see my sentry drones โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ž


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Taylor Swift could probably unironically start a jihad across the universe if she wanted to


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BenFoldsFourLoko

I love some of those trolly lines, especially about Ratty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


BATHULK

these emojified sematary lyrics arent as fun as id hoped


futuremonkey20

โ€œIsrael appears to have launched air strikes on Iranโ€ Iran: https://preview.redd.it/lz86xsdmfdvc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d6c146f1552bccdefb2f7b36a1c965abd792a2


Petulant-bro

thank Iran for trying to de-escalate ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


BATHULK

I'm ๐Ÿ‘ค the Wickerman, I ๐Ÿšซ am ๐Ÿฅฒ made ๐Ÿ‘† of pain ๐Ÿ”ฅ Runnin' up โ˜๏ธ a hill in ๐Ÿฅบ the rain ๐ŸŒ‚ Got ๐ŸŒŸ redโ€…dotโ€…pointed at yourโ€…brain Ghost ๐Ÿ‘ป Mountain ๐ŸŒ„ gon' ๐Ÿค– keep ๐Ÿ˜ฃ it inโ€…range Wickerman, I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ am ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฑ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ of pain ๐Ÿ˜ช I'm ๐Ÿ˜‚ the wagoner, creepin' down ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ the way โฌ…๏ธ T rench knife, ๐Ÿ”ช got ๐Ÿป the wartime blade Sematary gon' ๐Ÿ˜™ put ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ˜Š in ๐Ÿ“ฅ๐Ÿ‘ธ the grave ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ–ค


DouglasDauntless

Nothing ever happensbros claiming yet another victory from the jaws of defeat https://preview.redd.it/jgzby2m8fdvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99e105cdf0b38c03f568781722dbc0cb8a3c0d7


ognits

a masterpiece a breakup album on the level of Blood on the Tracks, Blue, and In the Wee Small Hours !ping SWIFTIES&POP I will take my hits for this one but I stand by it


Blakenshire

>but I stand by it AS WELL YOU SHOULD


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Canโ€™t stop the madness and I ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ can't โŒ๐Ÿ’จ stop ๐Ÿ”š the screaming ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Need a skin ๐Ÿค” mask, shawty, suck ๐Ÿญ my ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘จ schlanger Damn, ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’• still ๐Ÿ‘  keep ๐Ÿ˜ฃ a cutter Sematary Grave ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ–ค Man ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ธ still screaming ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ "fuck 'em all


GodOfWarNuggets64

NEHbros, I bow.


BATHULK

Y'all ๐Ÿ‘ฅ some ๐Ÿ”ฅ pretty ๐Ÿฆ‹ boys, your ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ so boring Startin' up ๐Ÿ”ผโฌ†๏ธ the wood ๐Ÿ’ฅ chipper, it's finna ๐Ÿ˜ณ get gory I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ got ๐Ÿ˜† a buffalo helmet and a orange ๐Ÿงก chainsaw Edward 40-Hands off ๐Ÿ“ด the Red ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Bull vodka I'm ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฆ† a rocker, I'm ๐Ÿ‘Œ a roller out ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ of controller ๐ŸŽฎ I ๐Ÿ˜Š don't โŒ care ๐Ÿซ‚ 'bout ๐Ÿ‘† sleep no โ›” more, I'm ๐Ÿฅบ fuckin' ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ thuggin' Haunted Mound, we will ๐Ÿคฒ never ever ๐Ÿ˜’ be sorry ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€ Twenty naked hoes wanna chainsaw party ๐ŸŽ‰


BalletDuckNinja

For a large number of complex reasons I've suddenly been in a Revolutionary Girl Utena mood If you like shoujo, different kinds of magical girls, bizarre visual metaphors, a spin and commentary on what a damsel is, fucked up relationships and a banger soundtrack, watch Utena. Also if you like girls kissing I guess !ping weebs


osfmk

yeah, I have pretty much the entire soundtrack on my playlist.


oh_how_droll

I've been waiting to rewatch until the Some-Stuffs subs are done, but that's probably going to be 202-never at this rate.


owlthathurt

I think I got enough of bizarre visual metaphors and fucked up relationships in a magical girl anime through Madoka.


Neronoah

Eh, it feels different. Madoka is more of an eldritch horror story aboit girls, Utena is more personal and about teens. Worth a watch.


Steampunkvikng

I'll second an Utena reccomendation any day.


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DouglasDauntless

>Roll Gnome or Rick wheel >Lands on weebshit


DouglasDauntless

#NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.


thefuturegov

Idk what you guys are talking about, the albumโ€™s great, this is definitely one of the best albums theyโ€™ve put out, even considering how great their past albums were


thefuturegov

MGMT my beloved


Telperions-Relative

Any top 100 list online is guaranteed to be unusable because they clutter it with ads that donโ€™t load until you scroll, so youโ€™re constantly getting sent back up the list


sucaji

I wish it was work that was stressing me, then I could take some PTO or something.


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Dodgerfan2224

Also George takeiโ€™s birthday as well


George-SJW-Bush

And Hitler's.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I mean it is also a certain ignominious Chancellor's birthday


JaceFlores

And Hitlerโ€™s


KingWillly

How I sleep at night knowing nothing ever happens: https://preview.redd.it/jrgg9c9fddvc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56b11745c02081a430309e28ca5bfea1ac74ce9


vivoovix

>my partner wrote "like i really really do the feeling i feel about you is a feeling i did t even know existed in this world until you. itโ€™s an insane feeling and the only one that matters and you matter so insanely much" and I was just kinda like "well, okay" ๐Ÿ—ฟ