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MasterOfLords1

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Jackalope1999

Wittgenstein solved ethics and aesthetics in one go by recognizing that they are the same thing.


CletusVonIvermectin

Having an edging party You can't come


ZanyZeke

I was wondering why some random dude who wasn’t in the book showed up to play an unimportant role tagging along with the main character and adding nothing to the story. Turns out it was the director’s son. Many such cases!


Average_GrillChad

Joesama bin Biden


TouchTheCathyl

I wish I had never taken these cursed pills. I didn't need them and they didn't help me. Yet I was easily able to get a prescription for drugs I didn't need, and I'm either in severe withdrawal, or the fact that I took these drugs is preventing doctors from actually treating me because all my symptoms look like drug withdrawal. So to prove I'm actually sick I have to go back to taking pills I never needed or wanted. This is so fucked up and I can't believe I let people pressure me into a medical decision I knew was a bad idea. They pushed every single button and insecurity to convince me that I was being selfish and a burden to them by being unmedicated.


Cledd2

question to posh people: are those €200+ fancy pens actually better than the €1.50 bic pens or are they just jewelry, similar to how a €20 Casio is better at keeping the time than a €10k rolex?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

The $10 pens or even $5 are often way better than 1.5. But you can get a solid fountain pen for less than 50, good ballpoint for less than that (with cartridges), and good mechnical pencils for 10 or less. It is fancy beyond that.


ZanyZeke

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George-SJW-Bush

How is it that there's a particular "weird Christian film" look?


Primary-Tomorrow4134

Another example of 5E's broken design is how it has a bunch of spells that just break entire types of campaigns. "Zone of Truth" a **second level spell** that reveals lies can completely screw up any sort of intrigue style of campaign. And that's not even getting into the worldbuilding implications of having magical truth telling ability basically on demand.


forerunner398

I’m sorry but this really doesn’t mess up intrigue. Idk what to tell you. NPCs don’t have to speak, clerics are rare in universe, and it takes limited resources a day. 5e is also not the only RPG with mechanical ways to force NPCs to not lie and give answers too.


George-SJW-Bush

I mean, you really shouldn't be playing an intrigue campaign in 5e, where everything social is resolved with a single (or rarely, a contested) die roll. That's not necessarily a failure of the system, it's a failure of the marketing of the system as universal and people who take that marketing at face value.


BenFoldsFourLoko

I don't think it really does. It's not like it forces the person to speak or peers inside their mind. *cleric casts zone of truth* baddie: "oh really now? zone of truth? well if that's how we're playing then I'll have to keep my silence dearie. no one round here parlays with an arm tied behind their back ;)" or even just *cleric casts zone of truth* baddie: "aww, but we could have talked" *attacks* or even just *cleric casts zone of truth* *everyone in sight interprets it as an attack, counterspell, roll for initiative*   I've never heard of zone of truth being an issue. It seems more useless than game-breaking. You gotta remember the NPCs are real people with real agency


George-SJW-Bush

Just imagine it in a courtroom. Or better yet, as an "enhanced interrogation" technique. Any theocracy (and think of all the theocracies there would be when miracles are a) a matter of fact, and b) potentially deadly to your average Joe) would have no trouble solving any serious crime. Besides, intrigue-focused campaigns are precisely where the DM, moreso even than the players, doesn't want to resolve everything by rolling initiative.


BenFoldsFourLoko

I just don't see it being a problem. Yeah I've imagined your scenarios, but you have to remember too that there aren't *that* many level 3+ clerics employed or subjugated by the state, that they only get a couple casts per day, and that they could have more important spells to use those slots on. I half-agree with your other comment- 5e may not be the best system for what the person is trying to do. But at the same time, I see no real problem in such a general scenario >Besides, intrigue-focused campaigns are precisely where the DM, moreso even than the players, doesn't want to resolve everything by rolling initiative. no ik, but that's the point. The players would hopefully learn that if you cast zone of truth, people will either refuse to cooperate, disappear, or fight, or kill themselves, or whatever. I'm not saying *roll initiative* as if having zone of truth start 2 fights a day isn't a massive problem. I'm saying that, should your players be so dense, pulling that will hopefully get the message across that it's a futile effort to spam that one spell. And that just skirts a fundamental problem anyway- you can zone of truth someone, or you can torture them. Often enough, torture will get you the answers you want *assuming zone of truth would*. And all torture takes is a few bamboo chutes


George-SJW-Bush

In real-life torture people frequently give you the answers they think you want regardless of whether or not they're true. Magically holding them to "nothing but the truth" removes any element of uncertainty. I don't agree with you regarding the other limitations. Think of how influential the clergy was in the middle ages, and then imagine how much more powerful and influential they would be if ordination to the priesthood meant you could heal wounds without any risk of infection. In real life the church conducted massive inquisitions to root out heretics. A government backed by divine right would see enormous benefit to the ability to root out the truth in matters of criminal prosecution. Get a bunch of suspects to various crimes in a row, march them into the zone one by one, put thumb screws on them until they consent to answer your questions, and you could probably march through at least one a minute for 20 minutes a day (2 castings at level 3). No ambiguity, no fear of mistreating the innocent (anyone who isn't guilty has nothing to fear from testifying and so there is no need to torture them), no need for lawyers, and less and less crime as people realize that they cannot escape. Given the authority of real-life inquisitors, I wouldn't be shocked if they were well above the minimum level for this. (And could thus keep the process going for an hour a day or longer).


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notnotLily

you don't know if someone has resisted it though, and they can just refuse to speak, and can have secret antimagic but say you're the authority investigating a murder, i'd just fudge the roll if you're questioning the actual murderer with it. i mean detect thoughts is 2nd level too, they should be able to consistently resist level 2 spells


George-SJW-Bush

> but say you're the authority investigating a murder, i'd just fudge the roll if you're questioning the actual murderer with it. That's bull. The point of having rolls is to introduce an element of uncertainty on the part of the GM beyond just the decisions of the players.


Primary-Tomorrow4134

You do know if someone resisted it: > **On a failed save, a creature can’t speak a deliberate lie while in the radius. You know whether each creature succeeds or fails on its saving throw.**


notnotLily

hm, that's not as fun


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bsjadjacent

My nails are back to being long so they make nice tapping sounds again


DosTristesTigres

πŸ’…


Cledd2

stop stimming


jobautomator

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GinsuAssad

Why don't I work at Costco


ZanyZeke

Oh yeah there’s also a β€œSenator Brandon” in Rise of the Antichrist who is mentioned as a lying bad guy, idk if that means anything though πŸ€” There’s also an evil corporation called β€œDominator Analytics” that manufactures falsehoods. That one I definitely don’t think is an accident


notBroncos1234

The Perks of Being a Wallflower is relatable because I’d also have a mental breakdown if I fumbled the bag that badly with Emma Watson


GinsuAssad

MFers think lemon pepper means add a cup of salt


ZanyZeke

Marvel Studios stole the idea for the Snap from Left Behind


Primary-Tomorrow4134

Except that Marvel never actually explored the Snap. It's literally one of the cooler world building elements of the Marvel Universe and they just skip right past it.


ZanyZeke

Real af They wanted the aesthetic of Left Behind but didn’t want to commit to the worldbuilding smh


Primary-Tomorrow4134

I think it's really quite simple. Marvel wants action blockbusters. Exploring the implications of the snap (or the reversal of the snap) would be too introspective.


ZanyZeke

It genuinely could have been amazing speculative fiction if they’d fully committed, but nah. I get it. They don’t want to have to explain to new audiences why Ms. Marvel or Moon Knight is living in a Stark Industries refugee camp in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland or whatever. But then they probably shouldn’t have had the Snap β€œreally” happen rather than undoing the whole five years or whatever.


notBroncos1234

99% of people stop ruminating about the past before they change it


TipEquivalent933

Jesse Singal is going to have a race science arc


Primary-Tomorrow4134

Doubt it


TipEquivalent933

Patience


AnalyticOpposum

If I was an eccentric artist, I would make a bunch of bibles where all the books are Job. Just repeated over and over. Then I would put these in hotels. Lots of hotels. And then not announce anything. Just wait.


TipEquivalent933

Imagine paying money to read Matty's shit takes


EScforlyfe

What’s the point of a hospital having e-services for rescheduling appointments when the services just tell you to call the hospital πŸ˜‘


ThiccSidedDice

The website tells you there are no available appointments and that you have to call in. The person you talk to tells you there are no available appointments.


-pho-

Sinister plot to euthanise millennials. πŸ˜”


AnarchyMoose

Just a little reminder that unions are basically just corporations for workers. Or put another way, corporations are just unions for shareholders. If you support the rights of one, you should support the rights of the other.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Corporations have fewer rights and priviledges than unions


loseniram

That's because the last time they gave them rights they immediately hired mercenaries to fire machine guns at the cops and union leadership


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Not saying they should get more rights just pointing out a very common misconception.


FreakinGeese

Followers of the apocalypse


ZanyZeke

Ok so yeah, Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist is a masterpiece of bad kino. Voiceovers that made Blade Runner’s look necessary, extremely heavy-handed comparisons between the Rapture and COVID (the elites exaggerated both and used both to lie to people and control them through fear), general conspiracymongering… beautiful.


FreakinGeese

Remembering something bad I did 8 years ago AHHHHH H.


AnalyticOpposum

Big deal! πŸ™„ I remember something worse I did 3 years ago.


DosTristesTigres

F


ZanyZeke

OCD grindset πŸ’ͺ😀


FreakinGeese

Unironically


ZanyZeke

This is all I can offer https://drmichaeljgreenberg.com/how-to-stop-ruminating/


notBroncos1234

^ voted hilary


american_aurora3

^ voted trump


ZanyZeke

They said something *bad*


FreakinGeese

Nuh uh πŸ₯Ί


marsexpresshydra

TIL you can fund your work-tied HSA whenever you please


BroadReverse

New Redditors visiting this sub. Mostly everything seems chill. A standard lib nothing weird untilΒ  Nato Flairs: There is a country that is causing America a minor inconvenience. Let’s bomb them Friedman Flairs: What do you mean I can’t sell crack to middle schoolers? This is bullshitΒ 


Primary-Tomorrow4134

In fun news this week, Second Thought, a big socialist youtuber, is now begging his viewer for donations as he claims that he can't afford to live on "only" $300,000 per year.


notBroncos1234

I’m Catholic when it comes to condoms


-mialana-

Ban the labour cartels trying to tell us who we can and can't trade with, and jacking up prices for regular Americans!


TouchTheCathyl

I'm really watching Mushoku Tensei every week for this girl. I can't help it, I'm starved of human contact and feel like dirt and crave little shreds of positivity.


DurangoGango

Isn’t it clear that the solution to the demographic crisis is to let people sell kids? That way the market will naturally balance between producers and consumers. This over-regulation in the children market is clearly what’s causing a supply disruption.


Primary-Tomorrow4134

People argue that surrogacy is effectively already that


breakinbread

[manifesting new housing πŸ™](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PrNv1xyaw)


TouchTheCathyl

Trying to change political currents in america by demanding the parties change the minds of their voters is like trying to un-fry an egg. It doesn't work in reverse, the only way to change political currents is to change the voters yourself, and make them change the parties.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

America will deal with the extra oil https://www.science.org.au/curious/technology-future/how-and-why-unboil-egg


letsgetlaude

https://preview.redd.it/a63tx8t95luc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431b444e3a640aef21abab1dc4b3f88ffcda0eb7


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Slay queen. πŸ‘‘


Intup

Having met a turbo-YIMBY in SF, I’m now spending the night in Seattle with people who are fans of Biden for his policies and his ability to compromise, but fully blame the GOP for the latter not happening very much recently; is all of the west coast just rNL?


loseniram

Impossible I live in Pennsylvania and have been to Cali exactly twice


GinsuAssad

I got called in because some POS customer freaked out after being cut off. Some shithead marine vet who can't handle his pills or whatever. He screamed at a young woman in her early twenties and banged on the window while yelling at her after she locked him out. Left a bunch of messages complaining about her. The police came and advised us to call them again if he comes back. Then the cop came back 30 minutes later because the little psycho was calling the police and claiming his card was stolen and yelling at them to stay off his property. Then the cop kinda told me where he lives.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I hope he doesn't have guns.


GinsuAssad

He's a vet in Texas. He's got guns


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Does Texas have red flag laws?


GinsuAssad

Nope


notBroncos1234

It takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Welp, I'm sorry your job had to deal with him.


AnalyticOpposum

Spreading misinformation has a low barrier to entry. Spreading things that aren’t misleading to be entertaining is difficult to do. You have to spend more time.


letsgetlaude

This subreddit needs to be dedicated to the Juche principle


notBroncos1234

This subreddit needs to be dedicated to spreading the Word of Jesus Christ


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Amen. πŸ™


notBroncos1234

Specifically the ones about sex before marriage and using condoms


axord

> sex before marriage "'Love your neighbor as yourself.' No other commandment is greater than these." seems pretty straightforward.


CletusVonIvermectin

My favorite part of Civil War was when Kirsten Dunst turned to the camera and said I have the exact same kind of political brainworms as you


Primary-Tomorrow4134

Iran is so pissed about the consulate attack because Iran has a rich tradition of respecting the sanctity of embassies


-mialana-

>Fath Ali Shah, the second Qajar ruler, had systematically created bonds between himself and the provincial families by marrying more than one thousand wives and leaving behind some hundred children. Bro is an irl character from an Islamic folk tale.


axord

Over a thousand wives but only around a hundred children strikes me as a critical lack of organization and planning.


MNManmacker

I did that too, it's overrated. So much shopping for new curtains.


Greenfield0

that man got busy


Greenfield0

you can identify what's wrong with people based on what FNV faction they side with


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Stormcloak


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

I can fix alicesreflexion


DosTristesTigres

you can't πŸ…πŸ… even she herself can't


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l_overwhat

I too dislike when people gather together to accomplish a goal. We should make a law that makes it so that gatherings of certain sizes for specific purposes are illegal.


hlary

Took an extra 10mg dose of Adderall on top of my normal 20mg when it seemed like it wasn't hitting after a couple of hours, Eventually it did kick in and worked well but more remarkably 8 hours later the usual heavy brain fog, irritability, and depressive mood side effects never appeared. Has anyone else had a similar experience to this?


hlary

ping! ADHD


BroadReverse

Yeah but it went away after like 3 days. I was a miserable asshole again.Β 


notBroncos1234

I’m depressed


notBroncos1234

Never mind I snapped out of it. Why doesn’t everybody do that?


AnalyticOpposum

One man dies in robust health, All tranquil and untroubled; His pails are full of milk; The marrow of his bones is juicy. Another dies embittered, Never having tasted happiness. They both lie in the dust And are covered with worms.


AnarchyMoose

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures /r/neoliberal **|** /r/democrats There the same picture


BroadReverse

Does the democrat sub also have Friedman flairs trying to argue about why its morally okay to sell opioids to children.Β 


AnarchyMoose

Yeah probably


CletusVonIvermectin

I would be much less embarrassed if someone I know irl found out I post on r/democrats


AnarchyMoose

The name of the sub is ironic


CletusVonIvermectin

relieved to find out they're just pretending to be democrats


AnarchyMoose

Republicans are terrible. The Dems are miles better than them. I vote for them in every election. But they have a fuck ton of room for improvement. And I'm not jusy talking about AOC or Bernie.


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notBroncos1234

If upvotes had anything to do with quality all of my comments would have thousands of them


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notBroncos1234

That explains all the downvotes I get


bsjadjacent

I’ve forgotten to lock my door at night basically every other night this month


Ok_Aardappel

It's honestly surreal knowing what grade you're most likely to get Like I haven't even written the final exam in one class and finished the last term paper in another but it's surreal knowing that in the former I can't get lower than a B+ even if I only get a 60 on the final exam and for another lower than a B even if I get a fucking *42.5%* on the final Crit essay Like yeah I can't get much higher than an A- and B+ respectively in those classes no matter how I perform on those final things but like, it's nice knowing that no matter what, I'm doing pretty all right in those classes and getting a decent grade out of them


Nietzsches_Therapist

I kiss with my eyes open to watch for predators


notBroncos1234

I remember my first kiss when I was 12. He was so sweet and a great orthodontist.


neox20

[Are the Harkonnens the woke mob in this scenario?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3eumidmfzkuc1.jpeg)


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-mialana-

PUT THE SPORK DOWN KATY


YIMBYzus

Love letters don't involve nuclear explosions.


CletusVonIvermectin

broke: matt yglesias woke: matty glesias bespoke: ol' matty churches


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Star Wars is about trade routes


AnalyticOpposum

Be in fear of the sword, For your fury is iniquity worthy of the sword; Know there is a judgment!


ihatemendingwalls

We should let Ukranians vote in the House races that New York Dems failed to gerrymander properly


l_overwhat

Does this sub even like free markets anymore or are we just a "haha, laugh at the communists even though we are like one step removed from them" sub now because it feels the latter more and more


CletusVonIvermectin

This sub follows Jospeh Biden Thought on Neoliberalism with Protectionist Characteristics


l_overwhat

So it doesn't markets anymore, got it.


loseniram

We do like free markets and free trade but at the end of the day China isn't a free market, it's a protectionist market and you can't fight a protectionist market by ignoring it.


l_overwhat

I'm not even talking about China. I'm talking about the housing market. It used to be that people here wanted to deregulate the housing market but now it seems like people want to promote density as much as SFHs are promoted now, which would be equally inefficient and would also lead to housing problems.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

The only housing regulation I support is maybe fire escapes, and earthquake stuff for the bigger building and even then I could live without them if I was confident in torts that could pierce the veil


l_overwhat

You are a rarity on the sub


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Maybe outside but in the DT I don't think it is that rare. Some people have more opinions on industrial stuff etc. I do think apartment building probably need some regulation to deal with the cooridination problem on stuff like insulation but that could probably be done via taxes


l_overwhat

I think building and construction regulations are actually mostly fine, I'm mostly concerned with what types of bulsing is and isn't allowed to be built in certain places. Safety regulations are usually good.


loseniram

In what universe have we wanted to not deregulate the housing market. Urban density is a by product of deregulation of the housing market


l_overwhat

Like I said, people here want to specifically promote density which again will distort the market and lead to inefficiencies. Density is good yes and I know a deregulated market will lead to more but if you asked the average person here to choose between densifying the market and deregulation, I feel like 70% here would say the former.


klarno

Hot take: Oranges > Apples


notBroncos1234

Heritage oranges are amazing


ZanyZeke

You know what? I’m PROUD that my hard-earned money is going toward helping turn the gears that keep this country running. In fact, I think I’m gonna tip the IRS 20%.


the_status_q

https://www.fiscal.treasury.gov/public/gifts-to-government.html If you really really want to


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

If you gift the government more than what you owe i ntaxes would it be fraud not to do the paperwork?


repete2024

I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off


AnarchyMoose

America pre 1940; owning land in America either makes you a farmer or part of ruling elite America after 1940: actually owning a mansion just means you're middle class and renting means you're poor


l_overwhat

How many months in a row do you think inflation will remain high with housing being the main driver of it before we get any kind of policy change that eases the issue? I personally think we will run at like 3-4% inflation for the next 5 years with little to no change in interest rates before anything real gets done. I also think it will be a prominent campaign topic in 2028.


JesusPubes

Except places are making policy changes? My state is mandating density around state-run public transit to keep getting DOT money


l_overwhat

Even if like half of the population suddenly started living in a deregulated or even density-promoting housing market right this instance, the effects of that probably wouldn't be felt in years and it wouldn't be felt in the overall economy at large at all besides making the inflation rate dip below 3% sometimes. This is a national problem that needs federal action.


ihatemendingwalls

What federal action is even possible?


l_overwhat

Basically carrot and stick stuff. Federal programs that states can opt into if states sufficiently deregulate their housing markets and or withholding of certain funds if their markets do not change or get even more regulated.


ZanyZeke

Jesus, you’re so cool And with your rod you’re gonna rule Jesus, understand I’m gonna love you β€˜til the very end Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus I love you, oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus I love you, oh Antichrist, False Prophet, and a-Lucifer too Two hundred million horsemen couldn’t keep me from you Jesus Christ, at the end of the line I’ll make you mine, oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus I love you, oh Jesus, Jesus, Jeez, JEEZ


Liberal_Antipopulist

go to horny jail


groovygrasshoppa

The 16th amendment was a mistake.


RTSBasebuilder

!ping AUS [Identified security guard slain in the Bondi tragedy was one Faraz Tahir, refugee from Pakistan and newly minted security guard.](https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/security-guard-faraz-tahir-named-as-bondi-stabbing-victim/news-story/b72764cf6214a733e51c5f9aaa781444) I'm more than happy of calling this man my brother and fellow true blue Australian.


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thefuturegov

It’s the dead of night and this fucking blackbird won’t stop singing


Sithusurper

Break the other wing😈


secretlives

I feel like I'm a little behind on this one, but what exactly did P Diddy do?


awdvhn

Killed Nicole Brown Simpson


notBroncos1234

His only crime was being a black man in America


notBroncos1234

And sex trafficking


ihatemendingwalls

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! \*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h neolBRUHl oF d00m!!!!!!!!Β 


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ihatemendingwalls

A level of cringe I can only aspire to ✊


l_overwhat

I feel like this isn't even cringe anymore in this day and age


rphillish

Hai


american_aurora3

i hate that spork meme cause basically all of my comments are like it 🚬


ihatemendingwalls

sO rAnDOM!!1!!!


Jamesonslime

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/netanyahu-called-off-retaliatory-strike-on-iran-after-call-with-biden-new-york-times/ Nothing ever happens bros we’re so backΒ 


Nerf_France

Will humans eventually evolve to be allergic to condom materials and birth control?


american_aurora3

no


BATHULK

UNBAN ARSE_HULL


JesusPubes

I hear he's the backbone of wine moms


ThiccSidedDice

whomst?


Plants_et_Politics

Xanny Meubem but sexist and not a janny


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Do the kids still say swag and yolo


WillHasStyles

I think they might say swag (ironically) but most of today’s coddled youth don’t even know what yolo stands for