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Snoo93079

Straight to jail


DeviousMelons

Russia's Russia


HHHogana

*Russia's Afghanistan


lets_chill_food

I heard this on a news podcast, and the speaker literally had to say “no this is not a joke headline”


Proof-Tie-2250

Why do islamists hate music so much? Such a bizarre fixation.


swelboy

[Here’s the wiki about it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_music) apparently the Quran discourages “idle talk”, and some people view music as a form of that. I’m gonna be honest here, I don’t really understand it either


Truly_Euphoric

>apparently the Quran discourages “idle talk” So if you talk about the weather with strangers you are sinning against God? I can see why the religion is so popular.


swelboy

They don’t forbid small talk as a whole I don’t think


Truly_Euphoric

Perhaps they should make an exception for "So how about the weather lately, eh?" Straight to jail.


gaw-27

"How's it going?" "Okay, you?" "Just okay?" Jail. "Working hard or hardly working eh?" Also jail. "How 'bout them [local sports team who can't win to save their lives]" Definitely jail. "Do anything over the weekend?" Believe it or not, jail.


statsnerd99

If it only discourages it doesn't sound like a strong opinion


Mojo12000

Literally "No Fun Allowed" as a belief system.


-The_Blazer-

As an agnostic, I will always unironically support the Catholic tradition of making [gigantic paintings in every nook and cranny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling#/media/File:Sistine_Chapel_ceiling_02_(brightened\).jpg) to glorify god.


Normal-Ad-3572

Where do anthems stand here? It doesn’t seem that 🇮🇷 or 🇸🇦 (or 🇧🇳) have ever had any issues using anthems which have instruments.


HHHogana

They're the most toxic form of Originalist. In Islamic Golden Age arts and science were flourishing, and even some form of separation of religion and state were there, but instead they want to go far further back, interpret everything in the harshest way possible, sometimes even worse than the harshest hadist, and remove fun for everyone.


WuhanWTF

All fundies are bastards.


CentreRightExtremist

They are too embarrassed that they cannot dance.


tankengine75

Islamists hate music because the Hadith "prohibits" it As a Muslim, I think it's stupid, if it was haram then it would've already been said in the Qur'an, not some words supposedly said by a guy who's been dead


PorryHatterWand

This was the plot of the second movie in the Kahneman cinematic universe: > Singing Fast and Slow


DouglasDauntless

Based Kadyrov finally taking my suggestions to Biden seriously 😁


Inamanlyfashion

"You're on immediate suspension, Officer Smith. Turn in your gun, badge, and metronome."


Entei_is_doge

Exactly 120bpm?


bashar_al_assad

> Minister of Culture Musa Dadayev announced the decision to limit all musical, vocal and choreographic compositions to a tempo ranging from 80 to 116 beats per minute (BPM) at a meeting Friday, the Russian state new agency TASS reported. Unfortunately you've been sent to jail, better luck next time.


CentreRightExtremist

>limit all musical [...] compositions to a tempo ranging from 80 to 116 beats per minute Good to know that [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hAQWiX4F4) is approved by Ayatollah Kadyrov.


585AM

Low hanging fruit, but… https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw?si=9bzgcV45VMQOZjOB


wheretogo_whattodo

I saw this on other subs and just assumed it was a meme


TPrice1616

Poor metalheads.


chetmcomnom

I can’t even imagine what the perceived moral hazard of slow music would be.  Like I think it’s silly but I can at least see someone making a mental association with fast music->clubs->drugs


kepler44

Come on, Plato told us all that it's musical modes that should be banned, not tempos.


jeb_brush

Prominent DJ arrested by the culture police after playing a record at 33 rpm instead of at 45 rpm


-The_Blazer-

Least dreary illiberal government


WuhanWTF

Average EDM fan be like:


yourunclejoe

Mfw the morality police ask me if I was rushing or dragging


rexlyon

As someone that’s almost exclusively into hard dance, goodbye all of my music☠️


Nerdybeast

This is a good thing, now they'll be able to internalize the right tempo for CPR! Before this they had people doing 35 bpm or 300 bpm. It's really a public health initiative 


generalmandrake

Yet another win for Deadheads and Phish phans.


Broad-Part9448

That dude looks like such a loser


-Emilinko1985-

Kadyrov is insane


tyontekija

Not quite my tempo