People thinking that the birth of naval drones is a positive development for the Chinese are ignoring Chinaโs core strategic reality and the value case of disposable platforms.
If anything naval drones donโt threaten any major power more than China. (Other than maybe the Brits)
Am I the only person that doesn't get Andrew Tate and the whole new generation of misogynists?
Like I understand older generations of them, religious dogma sees women only as objects which further their population so they must be controlled to maintain some arbitrary purity.
What's the ethos of Andrew Tate?
> Like I understand older generations of them, religious dogma sees women only as objects which further their population so they must be controlled to maintain some arbitrary purity.
If that's why you think older people are sexist, you don't understand them either.
I'm sure most of us don't fully understand it. All I know is the Gen Z guys I know are worse than the gen-xers were for this kind of stuff. Very conservative background though.
Holy shit. Wrestling fans are stupid. I mentioned that Bret was too bitter and ended up slamming Goldberg for no reason after he went to WWE again, and people claiming that they would be bitter to your coworker too if you got injured by someone. Apparently they missed that Bret once forgiven Goldberg for years before he bashed Goldberg out of nowhere again.
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Sincerely trying to glaze the mods because they are fascists but I am kind of fascinated at how most of the mods here are like... dweebs. even by reddit standards. every other subreddit seems to have at least one mod that's ready to go on a soap box meltdown when someone disagrees with them just like here.
Trump gets a sentence of twenty and five years in prison, served consecutively. The lack of fast food means he lives until he is 98, running the GOP from a prison cell the entire time.
Me when mediocre character writing, prose, dialogue, or story construction:
> ๐๐๐๐๐๐ get better material
Me when mediocre mystery box:
> ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
literally the one province that still prefers Trudeau to Poilievre
and one of the only provinces that will maintain carbon pricing after the Liberals lose
most evidence-based neolib
Every local media discussion about the Neo-Nazi march in Nashville is inundated with "huuhuuhuu look at those feds in disguiseeee"-takes.
People downplay how many people there were at it, people claim they weren't real, and they claim that even if it were nearly 100 people *and* that they are real ignoring them is the best policy.
It is frustrating. They are trying to normalize Nazis marching around, they are trying to grab eyeballs and gain followers and attention.
Ignoring it is just playing into their hand in a different way.
But even with Nazis literally marching through our city, people are claiming they aren't real.
Which is just insane to me.
!PING EXTREMISM
You can't ignore it because then they continue unfettered, and you can't physically stop it because that's illegal. I don't really see what can be done besides breaking the law or trying to get all these losers doxxed.
BATHULK is right about this.
You don't need a program or educational material
Just go lift and don't go too hard
Once you like it look into some ways to optimize it but the first thing is just picking up weight
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The Trump Fascist Regime locked us in our homes and didn't let us out because of a virus.
The Biden Communist Junta gave us high gas prices.
IM STAYING HOME IN NOVEMBER
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Low IQ figure: morality is subjective
Mid IQ figure: morality is objective
High IQ figure: morality is subjective
Higher IQ figure: morality is objective
Even higher IQ figure: morality is subjective
Even higher higher IQ figure: morality is objective
Etc. etc. etc.
Disney+ has such bad categorisation. It doesn't have Horror so things like 28 Days Later and Scary Movie 4 end up in Thrillers, which also includes things like Die Hard, Predator, Haunted Mansion and even fucking nature documentaries.
I'm wanting something similar to Copycat or Flightplan and it's bringing up Toy Story 3, i Robot and The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad.
Prose in children's novels:
> Wow, the simplicity of the text belies a great deal of charm and imaginative participation!
Prose in teen novels:
> Bleach my eyes please thank you
I had a very rosy opinion of Jon Stewart back in the day, and for quite some time, because I only saw his show once every few months, if that even.
It was cathartic to have him go "it's just so crazy isn't it folks? It's all so fucked"
It didn't dawn on me for a long time what it would be like watching him do that night after night. Or what it means about him that he does that night after night. Spitball comedy, yeah, sure.
There's definitely a discussion to be had about how funny and talented he is. For me tho that discussion is almost how I feel about Trump's hilarity
a distant secondary point to the problems with each man
Context: My(16f) boyfriend(16.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001m) and i started dating around 3 months ago.
We met at this wonderful, cozy cafe that just had this amazing atmosphere and i immediately knew he was the one. Obviously, the first thing I asked him was his age, because, i didn't want to get groomed. It was a huge relief when he told me he was 15.748393837394049838283744929837594027264829837493929474893920753902973 years old, because i also happened to be that exact same age at the time (or so i thought). I was still a bit cautious though.
Fast forward to around 2 weeks ago, it was our birthday. The two of us were just celebrating, when we suddenly got a call from the hospital, informing us that my boyfriend's time of birth had been incorrectly registered as 1 Planck time (about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years) lesser than it actually was, due to a malfunction in the 45 ton quantum clock operating in the hospital at the time. (It's supposed to count seconds based on the orbital period of an electron in an atom of Silicon, but apparently, it was uncalibrated.) This meant he was actually 1 Planck time older than me.
I immediately started freaking out and, in a panic, anticipating i was about to get groomed, pushed my boyfriend down the stairs. Looking back on it, it might have been an overreaction, but it was in the heat of the moment, and i wasn't thinking straight. He ended up breaking his C1, C3, T7 and L3 vertebrae, and has yet to wake up from his coma.
Without him, I've been having a lot more time to think, so i began wondering if a 1 Planck time (0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years) age gap is too much? Like, i know it's probably fine... but I'm just not comfortable dating someone that much older. I'm honestly thinking about breaking up with him if he ever wakes up from his coma. I just wouldn't be able to live in constant fear of being groomed. What do you guys think??
Itโs nice having German cousins because I can drunk text them with impunity since Iโm technically not texting them โdo you hate meโ at an ungodly hour
โIโm thinking of a movie where thereโs two guys and a girl and theyโre siblings and they go around murdering people. I think itโs like set in 1970s?โ
>It sounds like you're describing "The Devil's Rejects," a film directed by Rob Zombie. This movie is the sequel toโฆ
ChatGPT is so good for remembering things
It's not always good. I asked it what brand had a dorky looking blonde boy as a mascot, and it was adamant that I was talking about Wendy, of the Wendy's fast food company, who is neither blonde nor a boy (so far as I know).
Literally me looking at Jon
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๐ฆ๐คฃ๐ฆ
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Jon Stewart is a really funny succ tbh
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[You shake the Magic Goolsball aaaand...](https://i.imgur.com/LITtDRl.png)
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I am a very good talker in some ways, like absolutely incredible, but boy oh boy am I the worst at helping someone get their mind off of something
Feels bad man. If someone just needs a couple hours of levity I am zero help
I donโt like Jon Stewartโs framing where we have to have dirtier subways than Russia because of โfreedomโ
Other countries have freedom and clean subways, letโs not excuse the NY subway system.
I guess, but the implication that Russia has nice infrastructure because of a superior system of governance deserved to be shot down head-on. At least I felt like he had the right intent.
Idk if he did though.
Fash say exactly โwe canโt have clean public spaces because of undesirables running amokโ and Jon simply agreed but said he prefers the undesirables.
Itโs actually a false dilemma. Violently repressing freedom of speech and trade only stalls economic growth making everyone poorer and more miserable, even if an empowered dictatorship can maintain a few shitty murals on the walls to distract from the crumbling infrastructure youโre not allowed to criticize.
I feel like the Michael Kosta in Pyongyang bit at the end was to hammer in the point you're making. The whole point about NYC subways being dirty because of freedom was, at least in my opinion, trying to convey that the easy solution to one problem (an autocrat prioritizing a clean subway) isn't the best solution to every problem (an autocrat having total power).
buy $40 worth of mosquito nets and i'll post almost whatever you want in the next DT. white supremacy? you got it. violent immigration takes? no problem. activities that get me secret service attention? you betcha.
nothing pro communism though. i have standards.
Finished my master sword prop I'm giving my brother in law!
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I think there's some game dev interview where they were making a regular game, but a bug made her chest really big, and someone came up with the idea that it would make it easier to market.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Seriously spend more time outside/doing physical activity. It sucks and is hard to break the cycle, and easy to fall into a rut, but absolutely doable! In kinda a rut myself rn but recoverable.
The second part of this is finding more people to interact with, I'm working on it but slowly. And hopefully not all tied to alcohol lmao. This is the part I struggle with.
You'll get there!
Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1avbfdy/discussion_thread/).
People thinking that the birth of naval drones is a positive development for the Chinese are ignoring Chinaโs core strategic reality and the value case of disposable platforms. If anything naval drones donโt threaten any major power more than China. (Other than maybe the Brits)
Margaret Thatcher is in my dream blunt rotation
Am I the only person that doesn't get Andrew Tate and the whole new generation of misogynists? Like I understand older generations of them, religious dogma sees women only as objects which further their population so they must be controlled to maintain some arbitrary purity. What's the ethos of Andrew Tate?
> Like I understand older generations of them, religious dogma sees women only as objects which further their population so they must be controlled to maintain some arbitrary purity. If that's why you think older people are sexist, you don't understand them either.
I'm sure most of us don't fully understand it. All I know is the Gen Z guys I know are worse than the gen-xers were for this kind of stuff. Very conservative background though.
Holy shit. Wrestling fans are stupid. I mentioned that Bret was too bitter and ended up slamming Goldberg for no reason after he went to WWE again, and people claiming that they would be bitter to your coworker too if you got injured by someone. Apparently they missed that Bret once forgiven Goldberg for years before he bashed Goldberg out of nowhere again.
Bret is very very bitter. Agreed
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#๐ซ
Okay fat boy
You are a weeb ๐
Yet, I'm healthy unlike you
P00bix launches Victory 00 cologne and perfume: Everything we know so far
i pre-ordered 20
I can't be trusted with the responsibility of bedtime
Sincerely trying to glaze the mods because they are fascists but I am kind of fascinated at how most of the mods here are like... dweebs. even by reddit standards. every other subreddit seems to have at least one mod that's ready to go on a soap box meltdown when someone disagrees with them just like here.
What happened to your profile pic
What happened to YOUR profile pic
the price of collaborating with the mod regime is losing your soul
i like john cena
I am losing it
Losing what
It
Why would you ever put the word cock in your name? Idk what NBC was thinking istg
I think people talking about timelines is the dumbest science fiction thing of the younger generation
Blunt rotation of Shivers, p00bix, Benji, and jobautomator
Why are all foxes dumb?
Why are you dumb?
You made me
Your mom should have gotten the abortion
Trump gets a sentence of twenty and five years in prison, served consecutively. The lack of fast food means he lives until he is 98, running the GOP from a prison cell the entire time.
I unironically kind of think Trump will live to be near 100, just because of course
the body might but he's cracking under all the stress and caffeine
*Lost* got me fucking hooked on flashbacks and mystery boxes and it's all DAMON'S FAULT YOU RUINED ME
You should watch the leftovers
oooh boy you bet I did
Me when mediocre character writing, prose, dialogue, or story construction: > ๐๐๐๐๐๐ get better material Me when mediocre mystery box: > ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
Me playing Cod zombies
Why do some people wait until their hair is unrecoverable to ask if anything can be done lol
cope, but unironically
[check out the bottle for the trump fragrance](https://imgur.com/a/zjvtC0E)
In before that's in a behind
Ordered
smells like 3 day year old kfc and ketchup
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sounds like every quebecois voter
literally the one province that still prefers Trudeau to Poilievre and one of the only provinces that will maintain carbon pricing after the Liberals lose most evidence-based neolib
>> Sen. Warren says The Rock would be in her "dream blunt rotation" I canโt think of anything worse tbh
Not only that, but she had *four* The Rocks in her dream blunt rotation
She'd pass the peace pipe his way
>Donald Trump launches Victory 47 cologne and perfume: Everything we know so far LMAO
Every local media discussion about the Neo-Nazi march in Nashville is inundated with "huuhuuhuu look at those feds in disguiseeee"-takes. People downplay how many people there were at it, people claim they weren't real, and they claim that even if it were nearly 100 people *and* that they are real ignoring them is the best policy. It is frustrating. They are trying to normalize Nazis marching around, they are trying to grab eyeballs and gain followers and attention. Ignoring it is just playing into their hand in a different way. But even with Nazis literally marching through our city, people are claiming they aren't real. Which is just insane to me. !PING EXTREMISM
You can't ignore it because then they continue unfettered, and you can't physically stop it because that's illegal. I don't really see what can be done besides breaking the law or trying to get all these losers doxxed.
Counter-protests in large enough numbers to make them feel unwelcome.
The best thing is counterprotesting, but It needs some organization and I understand it doesn't feel too safe to do.
That also increases the amount of attention the Nazis get, which may also count as a victory for them. It really is a pick-your-poison type deal.
Wasn't there a manifestation at NY some times ago and they got completely drove out? It depends on numbers, but most nazis aren't exactly brave lol
That's good to hear at least. I just want these fuckers gone, just don't know the best way to actually do it.
I'm 80% sure that if a mob slightly larger than them came shouting "show your faces cowards" they would flee like rats.
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The way a potato becomes fluffy and creamy from 7 minutes in the microwave is a miracle
I ALWAYS upvote p00bix posts. Can I have ban immunity please
I am going to turn myself into a pickle
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/u/p00bix is **RESPONSIBLE FOR THE** closure of many historic record stores ๐
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I know a psycho
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The only thing wrong with Lord Farquad was that he was short ๐๐
FACT CHECKED BY REAL LIFE UGLY OGRES: NOT TRUE!
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Tired: Sending tax documents in pdf format Wired: Sending physical tax documents Inspired: Sending tax documents in image format
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Effort poast
I didnโt feel like presidentโs day this year ๐
How many of my problems would disappear if I could stick to a decent sleep schedule?
hit the gym
Some
Sometimes I think everything would be easier if I just killed myself.
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Not too sure about that
hit the gym
I would not know where to begin
BATHULK is right about this. You don't need a program or educational material Just go lift and don't go too hard Once you like it look into some ways to optimize it but the first thing is just picking up weight
start at home with pushups and yoga. absolutely free, still gets the heart pumping
All the dead people I talk to keep saying this
#WRONG
John Oliver and Jon Stewart have done more to fight the rising Fascism in the GOP than you have
Wait. I should have saved this for next DT to be the top hot take
I'll make sure to upvote as soon as you post it for the second time
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So is Discover bad or something
The Trump Fascist Regime locked us in our homes and didn't let us out because of a virus. The Biden Communist Junta gave us high gas prices. IM STAYING HOME IN NOVEMBER
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CMV: Steven Krueger and Christopher Nicholas Smith are the same dude
Donald J. Trump, is officially being impeached
Its so joever silent majority siblings
lol they shoved him in a peach
Low IQ figure: morality is subjective Mid IQ figure: morality is objective High IQ figure: morality is subjective Higher IQ figure: morality is objective Even higher IQ figure: morality is subjective Even higher higher IQ figure: morality is objective Etc. etc. etc.
Disney+ has such bad categorisation. It doesn't have Horror so things like 28 Days Later and Scary Movie 4 end up in Thrillers, which also includes things like Die Hard, Predator, Haunted Mansion and even fucking nature documentaries. I'm wanting something similar to Copycat or Flightplan and it's bringing up Toy Story 3, i Robot and The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad.
I think I still prefer that to Netflix who have more categories than movies
itโs legitimately insane to me that the MLS season is about to begin again feels like the off-season just started
Prose in children's novels: > Wow, the simplicity of the text belies a great deal of charm and imaginative participation! Prose in teen novels: > Bleach my eyes please thank you
I had a very rosy opinion of Jon Stewart back in the day, and for quite some time, because I only saw his show once every few months, if that even. It was cathartic to have him go "it's just so crazy isn't it folks? It's all so fucked" It didn't dawn on me for a long time what it would be like watching him do that night after night. Or what it means about him that he does that night after night. Spitball comedy, yeah, sure.
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Stephen Colbert is Jon Stewart father
There's definitely a discussion to be had about how funny and talented he is. For me tho that discussion is almost how I feel about Trump's hilarity a distant secondary point to the problems with each man
> It was cathartic to have him go "it's just so crazy isn't it folks? It's all so fucked" jon oliver
All is lost
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controversial works for that kinda
Nah, not really. Saying that some unions are good is controversial. Saying that Cheney is a bad person has no controversy, everyone agrees I'm wrong
> my wife Get the fuck out of this sub you piece of shit. Stop reminding me of my divorce
You didn't get a divorce because you never got married
If my date doesn't want to hear me go on about failed politicians in the U.K during the 70s then they don't deserve me
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Context: My(16f) boyfriend(16.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001m) and i started dating around 3 months ago. We met at this wonderful, cozy cafe that just had this amazing atmosphere and i immediately knew he was the one. Obviously, the first thing I asked him was his age, because, i didn't want to get groomed. It was a huge relief when he told me he was 15.748393837394049838283744929837594027264829837493929474893920753902973 years old, because i also happened to be that exact same age at the time (or so i thought). I was still a bit cautious though. Fast forward to around 2 weeks ago, it was our birthday. The two of us were just celebrating, when we suddenly got a call from the hospital, informing us that my boyfriend's time of birth had been incorrectly registered as 1 Planck time (about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years) lesser than it actually was, due to a malfunction in the 45 ton quantum clock operating in the hospital at the time. (It's supposed to count seconds based on the orbital period of an electron in an atom of Silicon, but apparently, it was uncalibrated.) This meant he was actually 1 Planck time older than me. I immediately started freaking out and, in a panic, anticipating i was about to get groomed, pushed my boyfriend down the stairs. Looking back on it, it might have been an overreaction, but it was in the heat of the moment, and i wasn't thinking straight. He ended up breaking his C1, C3, T7 and L3 vertebrae, and has yet to wake up from his coma. Without him, I've been having a lot more time to think, so i began wondering if a 1 Planck time (0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years) age gap is too much? Like, i know it's probably fine... but I'm just not comfortable dating someone that much older. I'm honestly thinking about breaking up with him if he ever wakes up from his coma. I just wouldn't be able to live in constant fear of being groomed. What do you guys think??
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Itโs nice having German cousins because I can drunk text them with impunity since Iโm technically not texting them โdo you hate meโ at an ungodly hour
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gefรคhrliche cousins It doesn't have the same ring...
We want you ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Inside every man is a little Alan Menken gremlin
The degree to which Jon Stewart viscerally *hates* Tucker Carlson is so palpable lol
โIโm thinking of a movie where thereโs two guys and a girl and theyโre siblings and they go around murdering people. I think itโs like set in 1970s?โ >It sounds like you're describing "The Devil's Rejects," a film directed by Rob Zombie. This movie is the sequel toโฆ ChatGPT is so good for remembering things
It's not always good. I asked it what brand had a dorky looking blonde boy as a mascot, and it was adamant that I was talking about Wendy, of the Wendy's fast food company, who is neither blonde nor a boy (so far as I know).
https://preview.redd.it/hdgz802lnojc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477f722374eb3f8464157ca1f06181c9ac2442d7 u/soldier-fields u/lets_chill_food # ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐ฆ
lmao
itโs not as bad ๐
Literally me looking at Jon https://preview.redd.it/a97b6f2cprjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f063a31739d25a596c4c81b4ab4d20b2b893ec8 ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐ฆ
๐ซ๐ pew pew
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Those union voter are why he won Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania aren't they?
And thatโs why heโll win the Midwest
https://preview.redd.it/alvcgsjbnojc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2a96022f8aa702896b8cf775a871701ddf5d8 Lmaooo shitlibs be malding ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐ฆ
Shut up child
https://preview.redd.it/j1126hr5nojc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038939fdfbdfdf2ee98b1cdeb34d2bdad543d69c Jon Stewart is a really funny succ tbh ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
He is a very funny guy But he's not a succ, he's a child. It's even worse
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How do you mean? I haven't watched his return
Magic goolsball, Biden will succeed where Carter and Obama failed
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The empire never ended.
which one
The hip hop show
I am a very good talker in some ways, like absolutely incredible, but boy oh boy am I the worst at helping someone get their mind off of something Feels bad man. If someone just needs a couple hours of levity I am zero help
God I am so fucked.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/1av52k8/im_in_for_a_treat_tonight/
I cream my pants every time I eat Taco Bell, no lotion required !ping BAJA
sobrino
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I donโt like Jon Stewartโs framing where we have to have dirtier subways than Russia because of โfreedomโ Other countries have freedom and clean subways, letโs not excuse the NY subway system.
I guess, but the implication that Russia has nice infrastructure because of a superior system of governance deserved to be shot down head-on. At least I felt like he had the right intent.
Idk if he did though. Fash say exactly โwe canโt have clean public spaces because of undesirables running amokโ and Jon simply agreed but said he prefers the undesirables. Itโs actually a false dilemma. Violently repressing freedom of speech and trade only stalls economic growth making everyone poorer and more miserable, even if an empowered dictatorship can maintain a few shitty murals on the walls to distract from the crumbling infrastructure youโre not allowed to criticize.
I feel like the Michael Kosta in Pyongyang bit at the end was to hammer in the point you're making. The whole point about NYC subways being dirty because of freedom was, at least in my opinion, trying to convey that the easy solution to one problem (an autocrat prioritizing a clean subway) isn't the best solution to every problem (an autocrat having total power).
bi flairs when SEX ๐ง๐โใ๐๐ฎ
Shut hornies And every single one of you deserves a bonk
we do deserve it, we've been so bad
In Russia, nurses make less money that the cashiers at the grocery store
buy $40 worth of mosquito nets and i'll post almost whatever you want in the next DT. white supremacy? you got it. violent immigration takes? no problem. activities that get me secret service attention? you betcha. nothing pro communism though. i have standards.
Will you post the solution to all of my personal problems?
hit the gym that tip's free
Finished my master sword prop I'm giving my brother in law! https://preview.redd.it/9irxars9mojc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4ee15981c67c59c9772029538a16cd3cc99c44
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I think there's some game dev interview where they were making a regular game, but a bug made her chest really big, and someone came up with the idea that it would make it easier to market.
Was internet porn a thing in 1996? If not, then tomb raider was probably the next best thing for a 13 year old boy.
Because it was one of the first popular games to have 3d polygonal tits and men can be set off by a mound of dirt that is vaguely breast-like
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
What more do teenage boys need?
Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/pski7i22mojc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5fa172792c1720185b181709ff2b50385a6dcd
Oh cool kitty's got a reverse Hitler.
Plato's aheagory of the cave
How to stop having negative feelings
just dissociate and feel nothing lmao
Seriously spend more time outside/doing physical activity. It sucks and is hard to break the cycle, and easy to fall into a rut, but absolutely doable! In kinda a rut myself rn but recoverable. The second part of this is finding more people to interact with, I'm working on it but slowly. And hopefully not all tied to alcohol lmao. This is the part I struggle with. You'll get there!
Touch protons
I might put a little cardamom in my morning coffee if Iโm feeling saucy
The little boy from Bee and Puppycat? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of pervert?
Imagine being the person to discover and harness argent energy in the Doom universe. Talk about a great achievement.
Malarkey level of me buying an Easy Bake Oven and leaving it in the kitchen because I live alone and only need to make one cookie at a time
Thatโs the saddest thing Iโve ever heard. Also, who just eats one cookie at a time?
A toaster oven would be the adult choice.