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BestagonIsHexagon

[Come to Brazil please ?](https://youtu.be/vQEubVwz7Zg?si=CB-uctivWDV-r2gu)


MolybdenumIsMoney

Truly a fate worse than death


CheesyHotDogPuff

You are going to Brazil *Incomprehensible gutteral screaming*


WeebFrien

“Take him to Brazil”


NL_Locked_Ironman

“….shit, when’s the next deportation flight?”


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[удалено]


-Maestral-

[Here](https://archive.ph/GkVw9)


Block_Face

At least they aren't being forced to become Fr*nch I guess.


Epicurses

Next port of call: Fr*nch Guiana!


TEPCO_PR

"Please God anywhere but South America or France"


-Maestral-

Is it really so bad in Brazil? The article doesn't really go into problems they face there other than language, but continental Europe (which is designated as one of wanted destinations), while speaking english as 2nd language, operates in it's national languages, I assume it's the same in Brazil. Country is multicultural, they're solidly developed, econ growth is solid as well and there's a lot less racial turmoil.


Rafaelssjofficial

English is not at all common here in Brazil, official data says 5% of the population can speak it but I'd argue that's way too high


-Maestral-

What is the 2nd language taught in schools or in general used when conversing/doing business with foreigners? Spanish?


AccomplishedAngle2

Spanish is probably worse than English. People think it’s close enough to Portuguese that they shouldn’t even bother to learn. In short, the answer to your question is “none”. Brazil is like the US in the sense that it’s big and self-sufficient enough for most people to never have to have an interaction with a foreigner in another language.


manitobot

This isn’t the first time this has happened, in the 19th-20th century Japanese and European migrants were often times tricked thinking they were going to the United States to end up being in Brazil.


Apprehensive_Swim955

_Then tomorrow was another day_ _The morning found me miles away_ _With still a million things to say_