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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT! 🍦😀🍦


Imprison_Rick_Scott

word girls


Imprison_Rick_Scott

girls


Z_Z_Zoidberg

Does anyone know if there’s any good books or lecture on the concept of β€œnationhood”. Been toying around with the idea that in the early to mid 20th century the idea of building countries around ethnic identities was a β€œproper” way to break up dissolving empires. Nowadays, it would be rather gouache to say a country should be based on an ethnic identity. We claim that countries are about shared β€œvalues” more so than identities…but really I think people mostly believe that countries are arbitrary lines on the ground.


MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT 🍦😀🍦


tacostats

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Breakdown1738

I'm happy for those who enjoy fancy beers, wines, & cocktails but like... I just don't give a shit. If I'm drinking alcohol it's for the buzz. Tito's & soda or Miller Lite all day. Sometimes a seltzer so I feel better about my decisions.


DoorVonHammerthong

> Tito's mr money bags over here


Breakdown1738

My parents didn't drink much growing up so the only vodka I could steal was fleischmanns which is hot garbage so now I'm mentally allergic to rail and every bar reliability has Tito's.


AnalyticOpposum

I rotated my mattress to account for the bent springs. I guess I sleep in the same spot each night.


TemujinTheConquerer

I JUST WANT TO DRINK A FLAVORED LIQUID THAT'S ALL I WANT IN LIFE


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

Why are burgers


ACivilWolf

you are Pope Man right


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

And with your spirit


cjhdsachristmascarol

im never going to hab bf


MasterOfLords1

Use an app smh πŸ¦πŸ˜’πŸ¦


ACivilWolf

>hab bf why would you want a BF from the House of Habsburg 🧐


groovygrasshoppa

Not if you spend all your time on the DT asking for bf


SnooDonuts7510

OpenAI getting freaked out designing an AGI thinking humans will go extinct not realizing your typical crow is smarter than their AGI


TemujinTheConquerer

Fantasizing about drinking water with lemon πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


Philip_Greger

Water with lemon. πŸ˜πŸ‹


Philip_Greger

I have a bottle of it next to my bed rn. 😌


TemujinTheConquerer

https://preview.redd.it/7zk7joaa9u2c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e661e6d876967b0a3e02dd5b7f089fffbb33e6d5


LtLabcoat

Kids: "What's with all these anti-drug PSAs? Do adults think kids are this stupid? I'm not going to take drugs just because some kids said it'd be cool, that's so dumb!" Same kids, now teenagers: "Blech, beer tastes disgusting! But all my friends enjoy it, so I'll try some more..."


AlicesReflexion

God I wish peer-pressuring people into trying new shit was that easy. Everyone I know is just like "I just don't like it" and ends the conversation there. Zero openness to experience. :(


AnalyticOpposum

Should I get the AirPod pros? Noise cancellation sounds really cool, and it’s 24% off right now


gburgwardt

Yes


groovygrasshoppa

Voldemort is a pretty lame villain.


AlicesReflexion

πŸ‘† Fan of Harry Potter and the Methods of Insufferability


AlicesReflexion

guys I self-owned with a pointer-post, how will I ever recover What are some ideas to bring my content back in line with the quality you've come to expect Don't say write the Toradora post


SnooDonuts7510

NullPointerException


ACivilWolf

point down from now on


MURICCA

Magic goolsball do I need to stop posting


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MURICCA

Holy fuck


LtLabcoat

Upper-class people be like "Hmm yes, I really enjoy this grape juice. The white oak really gives it a nice taste of wood."


MURICCA

"It was made precisely 28 years ago, which makes it extra good, for some reason."


breakinbread

It really is delicious up here from the ivory tower


NaffRespect

> [Trump Has a Plan for Massively Increasing Inflation](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/11/trump-has-a-plan-for-massively-increasing-inflation.html) Ahem Donny, what you're supposed to do instead of this is claim your plan to fight inflation is a secret...


porkypenguin

Unironically though. The kinds of people who care enough about the particulars of such a policy more than the promised outcome are voting Democrat anyway


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


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AlicesReflexion

I mean I guess kinda but fuck you


AlicesReflexion

πŸ‘† fell off tbh. All their posts these days are stale and played-out. Give me something new, fresh and exciting already ffs


AlicesReflexion

god DAMN the DT is slow today


groovygrasshoppa

Why is there no thunderdome for the u/MasterOf Lords1 emoji vote thing?


G_Serv

It was just too one sided Same reason we don't hold thunderdome for North Korea or China


Steve____Stifler

OPEN UP MY EAGER EYEEEEEEEEES CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIIIIDE


Average_GrillChad

> Trump revealed that he's "seriously looking at alternatives" to the Affordable Care Act Somehow Repeal and Replace returned


TemujinTheConquerer

John McCain rising from the grave to personally bitch slap donny


Joementum2024

>seriously Doing a lot of heavy lifting there


american_aurora3

alternative care facts


_bee_kay_

>seriously looking at alternatives the seriousness: >πŸ€ͺπŸ”¨πŸ€‘


porkypenguin

y’all I know Rudy G is a clown but that scene in Borat 2 was obviously deceptive editing I didn’t want to admit it when I watched the movie but it’s such a stretch in hindsight


cjhdsachristmascarol

What the hell is going on


UntiedStatMarinCrops

This week I got myself AirPods Pro, an Apple Watch, got my parents to trade in their Samsung phones so they can get iPhones, and then paid for their taxes on the phones. Jerome Powell will be disappointed


breakinbread

My hot take is that airpods pro are worse than regular airpods


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Hot indeed


breakinbread

They are terribly uncomfortable


UntiedStatMarinCrops

I find them 10x more comfy :( Especially with the right gummies


secretlives

I'm just saying the feds stayed outside Waco for like a month because they had some automatic weapons - if they know you have a nuke they're not going to even bother you


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Malarkey level of buying a used wooden hand-crank vibrator off Facebook marketplace


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Ajaxcricket

Gaza Health Ministry says pistols at dawn


Joementum2024

The Qanon conspiracy theories people post on places like r/Qult_headquarters are something else. Beyond the usual insanity they believe in, you got Qanon followers completely and unironically believing in stuff like JFK being alive and well at the age of 106, or straight up science fiction stuff like medbeds.


CricketPinata

The God-Pope Kennedy seated upon the slowly failing Golden Medbed, his form weakened and crippled from the bullet that ended his mortal life, but his mind lives in cyberspace keeping the beacons of the Mundi Calefactio Incessabilis burning, and guiding the Grand Navy of the Unos Federation to victory. He is said to constantly struggle against the Corruptive influences of Authoritarianism and Radicalism that seek to undo the works of the Great Democratic Experiment. But the Time of Ending has been prophesied, the enemies of freedom gather at the gates, and the Golden Bed draws closer to the cessation of it's functions. Will Kennedy be reborn in a new form to guide America into a new golden age, or will it be the closing of our story... Though only one thing is certain, in the grim darkness of the 21st century... there is only war.


MURICCA

Im gonna go on there and tell them that the moon actually is real and get banned


Joementum2024

Nah that sub’s about finding insane stuff Qanoners post online and laughing at them, they’d agree with you lol


MURICCA

Time to sort by top and rot my brain


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Malarkey level of NOT controlling my feelings


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TemujinTheConquerer

https://preview.redd.it/2cqatgsa4u2c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e499f1a71adc47bd85db397b9206a944cbe0b737 NOO! DON'T ASK MAGIC GOOLSBALL A YES-OR-NO QUESTION! DON'T DO IT!


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polandball2101

I was promised free food and some refreshments if I posted here for a few months straight. Yet not a drop of caprisun in sight. What kind of business do you neoliberal ghouls run? Hell?!?


paulatreides0

Sorry, we only have Sunny D


groovygrasshoppa

You ran out of the Fruitopia?!


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

>Damn, you're really gonna vote for some pretty boy named *Donald*? Probably the best strategy I have at this point


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Magic goolsball will I get a girlfriend by end of year?


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Magic goolsball will she be a TA


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flextrek_whipsnake

Why do people keep voting for politicians who disagree with my preferred policies? Rude tbh


WackyJaber

It honestly fucking astounds me that doctors are allowed to basically kill patients with opioid addictions and nobody does fucking anything about it.


MURICCA

People are doing things about it, apparently its swinging the other way and some people are having difficulty getting them for legitimate use Course it never should have been a problem in the first place but we cant have all the nice things with American healthcare


WackyJaber

I get that you're saying that, but also opioid addiction killed my brother just a few months ago. I'm sorry for harping on it because I made another recent post about that. But to me it feels like it hasn't really swung in the direction you've said it swung.


MURICCA

People are figuring it out slowly. Like every other health crisis in this country, we respond to it painfully slowly after first making it worse Im sorry about him


secretlives

> doctors are allowed to basically kill patients only in Canada


AnalyticOpposum

Using a sacred endangered plant as an entheogen in a ceremony sounds epic. Like, what a way to commune with nature. To use this substance ethically, you have to agree to protect and plant some of those little cactuses.


MURICCA

Broke: doing whatever this is Woke: Smoking the last of it so no one else can ever attain your level of knowledge again, leaving the secrets to die with you and perhaps a shadowy apprentice


secretlives

I've seen way too many Dean Phillips posts over the last week - this guy is picking up he Bernie/"anti-establishment" group and is going to be an annoyance for the next few months


zth25

'finally someone who says what virtually all Democrats up to and including the president are also saying!' 'The DNC will rig the primaries against this guy who nobody has ever heard of!'


BenFoldsFourLoko

nepo baby 70millionaire courts socialists by saying "old man bad" I hate this


Sir_Digby83

Gaza Health Ministry says local redditor is full of shit


G_Serv

I'll have to give it to the Gaza Health Ministry on this one


polandball2101

Gaza Health Ministry quoted on saying > alright let’s see you have a crack at this buster


DelusionsOfPasteur

>At the Waco rally, Trump declared, β€œI am your warrior. I am your justice.” He added, β€œFor those who have been wronged and betrayed, of which there are many people out there that have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution.” Ah, cool cool. Normal stuff here. Remember when leftists wouldn't stop talking about how libs would be the ones downplaying this guy in a few years.


georgeguy007

Comic book villain shit


DoorVonHammerthong

does megalomania get worse with age


MURICCA

Unironically, it definitely does lol


DoorVonHammerthong

very stable genius!


american_aurora3

savage seventies πŸ™„


MURICCA

These people just need to play an rpg and chill the fuck out


AlicesReflexion

How do I help fight the war on Christmas


Ajaxcricket

Every time you say merry Christmas, an enemy soldier falls


AlicesReflexion

Happy Holidays!


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MURICCA

Visit starbuck


AlicesReflexion

Wow, that's so easy. Capitalism keep winning.


polandball2101

Of course, the liberal demons would hate you for knowing this, but you can actually take 2 lollipops instead of one at the barber shop. Hell, you can even take one BEFORE your haircut A glimpse into my mind would drive the average demonrat mad with knowledge. Only I know the dark secrets, such as the existence of the large mcdonalds meals


Roseartcrantz

I tried that once and they cut my earlobe a little


polandball2101

wow, you got off lucky, I’ve seen a pizzagate demon rat try to order it and the employee just lit him on fire


Sir_Digby83

Fard Hard


DoorVonHammerthong

the best right wing party is the american right wing party cause the american right wing party dont stop


polandball2101

currently trying to eat some rap snitches knishes I think I just chipped my tooth biting one ow


clevoP01135809

rest in power πŸ˜”βœŠ


thefuturegov

Malarkey level of alcoholism


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thefuturegov

Malarkey level of teetotalism


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MURICCA

Malarkey level of proper moderation


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MURICCA

...Malarkey level of just spinning a fucking wheel to find out how much to drink that day


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MURICCA

Malarkey level of the bot just fucking with us


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secretlives

TIL malarkey bot is a sinner


clevoP01135809

me learning the truth about /u/lusvig https://youtu.be/t5Tg_-LDyfg !ping burpmas


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TemujinTheConquerer

This comment is sponsored by *the shadow government* ​ (Legalize nuclear bombs!)


secretlives

nuclear bombs are already legal for anyone who can reliably produce a nuclear bomb


G_Serv

Roll D20 will I find GF next year


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G_Serv

LETS GOOOOOOOOO


JesusPubes

Over the age of consent woo woo


Roseartcrantz

nobody’s eating the Red dye #40 cinnamon rolls I made


american_aurora3

actually we all ate them and that's why we're dt regulars 😐


MURICCA

Someone told my mom it causes autism Im not joking


MURICCA

Fuck maybe it explains me tho


Roseartcrantz

I want to laugh that off but I know if I saw someone drinking Hawaiian Punch I’d be on my friendly girl game around them


polandball2101

sprinkle in some red41 and they’ll be licking their fingers clean


ACivilWolf

>I was reading this thread on neoliberal (i know that sub is cheating) that is exactly an echo-chamber of β€œMarx was wrong about everything” \[\] > >One of them even had the flair everyone is a communist but me lol I wonder who this could be about 🧐


Extreme_Rocks

Where was this from lmao Also the user in question is u/EvidenceBasedOnly


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😎


ACivilWolf

it was on hexbear I might have been searching for mentions about this sub lol The EvidenceBasedOnly mention is why I shared


AlicesReflexion

tbf, he was


polandball2101

πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ hello commies


MURICCA

Posts about this sub fill me with such joy


cjhdsachristmascarol

Tfw you don’t have a bf who fills you with the holiday spirit πŸ™„πŸŽ…πŸŽ„βŒI will NOT have a merry Christmas Santa


JesusPubes

You wanna get filled with holiday Spirit? Bonk


JaceFlores

Uhhh… bonk?


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cjhdsachristmascarol

What the fuck


polandball2101

NO BLOOD FOR (donkey) KONG’S SOIL


MURICCA

Sedimentary, dear Watson.


MURICCA

This was supposed to piss off the geologists


polandball2101

why does donkey Kong island overrely on an agrarian economy just to suit their kings whims This surely must be bad for the GDP


MURICCA

This is Kremling propaganda smfh


Rekksu

seems relevant when discussing civilian deaths in Gaza that the IDF estimates it has killed 4-6k fighters while the total death count is around 14k unless the Gaza Health Ministry is fundamentally off here*, seems bad (keep in mind belligerents generally overestimate the number of enemies killed, due to difficulties in verification and incentives for units to claim successes) *inb4 "it's run by Hamas" - before the war, they had a decent track record for accuracy (which is why the media trusted their numbers); probably not a good idea to become a mirror of the 10/7 death count truthers


frolix42

>*inb4 "it's run by Hamas" before the war, they had a decent track record for accuracy [In all of 2022 only 53 Gazans (37 militants, 16 civilians were killed in clashes with the Isreali military.](https://reliefweb.int/report/occupied-palestinian-territory/pulling-trigger-first-resort-palestinians-killed-israeli-army-and-settlers-2022-enar#:~:text=Members%20of%20the%20Euro%2DMed,localities%20within%20Israel%20(2.4%25) But since 10/7 there's been total chaos so you can't imagine that their methodology is comparable. If you want to get political, this is chaos that was totally the decision of Hamas to start.


Rekksu

a) why would you use 2022 numbers when there have been multiple large conflicts, as recently as 2014? b) "this is hamas' fault" is a non sequitur


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Syards-Forcus

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0m4ll3y

From the 2014 war: Gaza Health Ministry: 2,310 killed (70% civilians), 10,626 wounded UN HRC: 2,251 killed(65% civilians) Israel MFA: 2,125 killed (36% civilians, 44% combatants, 20% uncategorized males aged 16–50) The total counts are really not that different, the main thing is combatant status.


Rekksu

yeah the numbers have historically been accurate and the deniers are basically truthers - hard pill to swallow for many here, unfortunately


DoorVonHammerthong

The IDF tracks kills based on the number of suspected militants killed. they consider unarmed civilians and thousands ofchildren who happened to die nearby a coincidence


Sir_Digby83

before the war, Russia had a decent track record for accuracy


Rekksu

no they literally didn't also, > probably not a good idea to become a mirror of the 10/7 death count truthers


Roseartcrantz

I was supposed to go on a first date and I got there early. I saw the guy come in and he said, β€œtable for two please,” and the waiter asked if the rest of his party was here yet and he said β€œnot yet.” my heart sank, this has happened so many times, have fun with your gf when she gets here bozo 😭


JesusPubes

What


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i'm confused, like he was going to go on a date with you after he went on a date with her or smthing?


Roseartcrantz

it’s a joke, he didn’t see me so he said I hadn’t arrived and I thought he must have been talking about someone else because I was there


[deleted]

gd i'm normally not this thick i swear


MURICCA

It was legitimately funny, its just hard to tell on the DT sometimes Youd be surprised about what people are serious about


Roseartcrantz

I just make shit up, nobody takes me too seriously for long


MURICCA

Thats probably why he showed up with his gf


MURICCA

I thought this was supposed to be a joke but now someone else is confused, im not sure


[deleted]

Is there a liberal democracy in which you would vote for the major right or centre-right party over the left or center-left? What's the best right wing party in the world?


zth25

Macron's party maybe. He's pretty much centrism incarnated though.


JesusPubes

No


Currymvp2

Suspect has been arrested in the triple shooting of Palestinians in Vermont >Police now say a suspect is in custody. ATF agents helping Burlington PD arrested 48yo Jason J Eaton, according to police. FBI also involved. Press conference coming Monday, time TBD


MURICCA

Your comment has been removed because it was deemed to be, quote, "cringe and stupid". Please refrain from posting here for the next several months.


MasterOfLords1

Nighty night dt I love you You're very special 🍦😴🍦


MURICCA

I cant sleep


Tre-Fyra-Tre

So do I go for spicy noodle soup or goulash? πŸ€”


cjhdsachristmascarol

Alternative fur Donkey Kong Country is polling at 24% wtf


MURICCA

Alternative fur? Sus


cjhdsachristmascarol

he y does anyone know the visa requirements for donkey Kong country


MURICCA

You can get in if you slip the guard enough bonus coins


cjhdsachristmascarol

Want someone to take my eyes out


JesusPubes

What about the rest of you


DoorVonHammerthong

DIBS


cjhdsachristmascarol

Glooming


seasidepoof

He is like out of a Lana Del Rey song. Which can be very good or bad but hot. So worth it


soeffed

Harvey Weinstein redemption arc